Thread 82046408

Okay seriously would any robot be interested in getting out of this board and dating me? I'm not a virgin and I won't go out with a raging misogynist or an American. I am super loyal and romantic and would fight nails and teeth to make it work. Also I am a total nerd
>Inb4 rreeee whore
Get better material
>Inb4 reee go to soc
I'm not that much of a normalfag
Anyway if anyone's interested I'll make a burner account

>>82046408 (OP)
State country

>>82046408 (OP)
>or an American.
Only if you move me in. Unless you're a fucking Canadian

>>82046422
I am from the country of Europe
>>82046424
Where are you from

>>82046424
Tfw no free visa gf

>>82046408 (OP)
How old are you and what's your body count?

>>82046408 (OP)
What interests do you have?
>would fight nails and teeth to make it work
Cute. Would you say you're like this for other aspects of your life?

>>82046442
>Where are you from
Latam currently in medschool

>>82046408 (OP)
This smells like bait but if this a serious offer then tell me how old you are, your body count and from what country in europe you are.

>>82046454
I'm 19, my body count is 1 (I was in a stable relationship a year ago)
>>82046461
>What interests do you have?
I like the typical consoomer stuff: Vidya, manga, novels... Currently I'm reading Crime and punishment and playing animal well, both are pretty cool. Other than that I'm "learning Japanese" (I'm learning exactly 7 kanji per day) and I draw some times although it stresses me out. What are yours?
>Would you say you're like this for other aspects of your life?
Not really, I'm pretty aloof and relaxed. I put effort into things sure, but I also have no trouble letting go and jumping to the next thing when I think it's not going to lead nowhere
>>82046470
That's an American in my book
>>82046522
I'd rather not tell you my country

>>82046531
>I'd rather not tell you my country
Why not? This has nothing to do with doxing nobody can know where you are from just based on your country. I don't think there is much point in adding someone from the other side of europe. I am from germany for example, see nothing happend just because I wrote that.

>>82046531
>That's an American in my book
Well you're missing out on the introverted extrovert energy you'd only get from a robot from a tropical country

I can't tell if this is a thread between 2 guys, 2 girls, or a mix.
Does anyone know? Or are we closing our eyes and putting it in a "hole" ?

>>82046551
There are certain things I would never share here, my country is one of them. The info piles up and I'm not very comfortable with that. I can tell you I'm from western Europe though. What are you doing up so late?
>>82046587
You really are not the sharpest tool in the shed are you

>>82046408 (OP)
Totally, what kind of guy do you like?

>>82046587
There are no women on here, it's a tranny that wants to feel desired once in its life so its catfishing lonely incels. No biological woman is going on 4chan to look for a serious relationship, not even the mentally ill or retarded ones

>>82046627
>The info piles up and I'm not very comfortable with that
What info? Nobody can find out who you are based on your country. You are already using your real IP on here so the admins can see where you are from. Western europe is big, could mean uk, france, belgium the netherlands, ireland or luxembourg.
>What are you doing up so late?
Not much desu just browsing 4chan. I wanted to go to sleep soon. Just happy that the weekend is here.

>>82046627
Seeing how this is online, could assume a lot of things.
Maybe I'm too smart for overthinking it.

Best thing to do online, is assume guy, or assume a girl who is not actually willing to meet.

Seeing as how not willing to meet, i could assume. But since not willing to meet, I think the questions are done.
>>82046651
Fair point

>>82046644
I like nerds. Glasses, geeky shirt, cargo shorts, you know the type
>>82046651
I was born a woman and I've always been a woman. I'm sorry you feel so bitter about your own romantic experiences (or lack of thereof) you have to project them onto others in such a venomous way. Trans women deserve love too, they've done nothing to you
>>82046688
it seems you didn't understand what I meant by "piling up". Regardless, I'm just not comfortable sharing it and I find it to be unnecessary. A general location should suffice for the purpose of this post
>>82046697
I have no idea what you mean, I'm sorry

>>82046408 (OP)
Nigger cunt, hope you meet a guy rapes and kills you

>>82046776
>I was born a woman
If you really are, please just leave this site. You won't find someone worth loving here and it'll only harm you in the long run. Look for someone irl
>Trans women deserve love too
No they don't

>>82046776
Okay then send me a email under crestfallenanon@protonmail.com and I will send you my discord there.

>>82046531
>I'm 19
I'm almost 10 years older...
>Vidya, manga, novels...
I used to play a lot of action games but I don't really have time these days. Do you like a lot of platformers? I've been meaning to play another castlevania but again, no time and energy lol.
>I'm learning exactly 7 kanji per day
That's actually pretty impressive. I tried learning Romanian and I don't think I could remember 7 words a day.
>What are yours?
I like playing sports and playing classical music. Like you, not gonna be too specific because it'd be very easy to piece together who I am. But yeah, work is tough, then I play sports 2-3 times a week, and at least 1 day of fitness training at home. That's quite enough for me. I don't think I can do anything else.
>I'm pretty aloof and relaxed. I put effort into things sure, but I also have no trouble letting go and jumping to the next thing when I think it's not going to lead nowhere
So you're goal oriented then? I know this sounds like an interview right now, but I am almost autistic and my lifestyle isn't easy for people to accept, so I'd rather get it out of the way. I'm quite a motivated person and I'd throw everything at an objective.

>>82046776
>I like nerds. Glasses, geeky shirt, cargo shorts, you know the type
Yep, that's me. Did you meet your previous relationship on this board too?

>Deltarune loving cute nerdy foid
>I like Deltarune too
>Is off limits to muricans
fucc man I would hug and love you so much

>>82046810
Have you tried meeting someone off r9k? Deep down I know I won't meet anyone worthwhile here, I've been lurking for a couple of years and I know how unpleasant the userbase generally is
>No they don't
Case in point
>>82046839
I will
>>82046865
Yep, I never learn

>>82046905
>I will
Okay I am going to sleep now work has been rough today, I will check my email tomorrow, have a good night.

>>82046776
You sound like the average liberal white woman but less bodies and more niche interests, is that the reason u don't want to date Americans, afraid of "maga chuds" or whatever lol

>>82046905
>Yep, I never learn
Do you promise to bake me things? Picrel is me btw.

>>82046905
>Have you tried meeting someone off r9k?
No why would I want to waste my time trying to date mentally ill trannies at worst and attention seeking bpd whores at best?
>Case in point
Have you considered suicide to be with the trannies you love so much?

>>82046408 (OP)
Please go away. This is a super cereal incel board, and you're ruining it with your presence.

>>82046408 (OP)
>I won't go out with a raging misogynist or an American
lol can't handle the bac chud

>>82046408 (OP)
OKAY SERIOUSLY I'M HIJACKING THIS THREAD TO SUBMIT MY OWN BADASS PERSONAL AD:

I HAVEN'T FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN AND I WON'T GO OUT WITH ANYONE WHO'S A TOTAL PUSSY THAT DOESN'T FUCK WITH HATECORE AND COOL FLASH ANIMATIONS I FIND OFF A SPERG'S SITE THAT I RELIGIOUSLY FOLLOW. I'M PROBABLY THE MOST LOYAL, ROMANTIC, AND DELUSIONAL SON OF A BITCH YOU'VE EVER MET AND WILL (NOT WOULD) ACTIVELY HARM PEOPLE TO MAKE IT WORK!

ALSO I'M A TOTAL FUCKING RETARD.
>inb4 rreeeee whore
GET A SHOTGUN, TASERS WON'T STOP ME
>inb4 reee go to so- what are you doing AIIIIEEEE PLEASE STOP IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE BITCHES!! THIS OFFER LASTS AS LONG AS I'M STILL ALIVE! LET'S MAKE A DEAL!
LET'S MAKE A DEAL! LET'S MAKE A DEAL!
LET'S MAtenshinhan_thumbs_up.gif

Do YOU enjoy Chinese tea ceremonies? Do YOU yearn to lift heavy objects? Are YOU a fan of cool shit (Thrash Metal, hatecore, Julius Evola, Jujitsu, the Three Kingdoms Period, and more)? Do YOU want a man who CAN AND WILL force your power level to triple GUARANTEED?

THEN DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT! HIT ME UP PSYCHICALLY AND I WILL COME TO YOU IN YOUR DREAMS!! THIS OFFER ENDS AS SOON AS I KILL MYSELF SO ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES ARE HERE!!

>>82047501
that's impossible, my knees, they moved on their own!

>>82047501
you are a criminally underrated poster and i hope you get the bamfwife who can match your spunk vegetabro