Thread 82048891

How do I muster up the courage to text this match from hinge? I fucking hate texting girls bro

>>82048891 (OP)
I'll text her for you just copy and paste my messages

>>82048891 (OP)
you need to grow a dick swinging mustache like fred here

>>82048891 (OP)
just do it
be yourself
type your literal first thought in the funniest way
take drugs then do it
drink alcohol then do it
just do it

>>82048891 (OP)
step 1: delete hinge
step 2: delete the other dating apps
step 3: realize meaningless sex and hookups dont make you more of a man, they just make you a hollow shell incapable of pairbonding

>>82048891 (OP)
If you really liked her you'd already know what to say and be excited about it. This is why app dating is an atrocity.

>>82048891 (OP)
Dating apps r connected not to real women, but to an apartment building in India filled up with Indian men who r clones of the big brain named satan. He replies to all the ppl who use the apps, altho most of it is ai generated. He also makes all the profiles using these Indian men. He gets the pictures from the cloud network, which he has direct access to. He didnt have to use Indian men, but they work for very low wages n the work is also perfect for them becuz they love to pretend theyre girls.

>>82048953
not true. i'm head over heels with a girl right now and i called a friend of mine to ask him, no joke, if i should tell her that i wanted to fuck.
after i already lost my virginity to her

>>82049171
Was she...awake for the first encounter?

>>82048891 (OP)
I was just drunk texting two sisters from my past. I will probably hate myself in the morning

>>82049204
i'll do you one better. she initiated and i was too drunk and nervous to get hard.
so i nearly pussied out of telling a woman who put up with my impotent dick that i did, in fact, want to put it in her. overthinking is a curse
granted it was more the fact that she said she wanted it rough which really put me off since rough sex disgusts me

>>82048891 (OP)
It doesn't matter what you say she will just come back with some variant of "oh wow haha" and you will then realize why her interests are listed as bar hopping, coffee, road trips, and happy hour.

>>82049264
Literally nothing good has ever happened to me in my entire life.

just pray before hand

>>82049298
Same. Including sex

>>82049298
google nietzschean affirmation. you only need a single moment of pure joy to affirm all life

>>82049315
I know. It's just not going to come.

>>82049361
my moment of joy was getting wasted at 10am and cloudwatching while listening to classical music. don't confuse joy with happiness, happiness exists in a vaccuum while joy is a knife that cuts through the night

>>82049408
>my moment of joy was getting wasted at 10am and cloudwatching while listening to classical music
Wow

>>82049831
wow what? read the quote retard, it doesn't have to be something profound

>>82049941
No, I will just read the part I liked