I just want an irl (not online or dating app) bf that will treat me right and occasionally take me on dates or do nice stuff for and with me. Where do I find this?

>>82049237 (OP)
Go to the local glory hole

>>82049237 (OP)
are you brazilian like the girl in the pic

>>82049256
Don't have any of those here. I live in the Deep South and a metro city of like probably 30k people
>>82049267
No

>>82049237 (OP)
If you live in the Midwest I'm literally right here otherwise sorry he doesn't exist

>>82049277
>No
Gross get the fuck outta here wh*te foid

>>82049237 (OP)
>Where do I find this?
Outside

>>82049280
where in midwest, I am too, not op though

>>82049280
Not OP but I live in South Dakota if that counts as the Midwest

>>82049293
>>82049289
Western MN

>>82049318
first anon that responded to you, I am in Iowa

>>82049327
Well stop being there and come here then

>>82049280
What even goes on in the Midwest?
>>82049283
I'm not white either. Also why does white have to be censored?
>>82049288
I went outside today, now what?

>>82049333
>I'm not white either. Also why does white have to be censored?
That's just the new r9k filter

>>82049333
>I went outside today, now what?
You say hi to a guy

>>82049331
I am sorry anon, the corn is my only home...

>>82049237 (OP)
>>82049333
Go to places where men and women hang out together and just look cute and exist until a man approaches you. If you spot a guy you fancy you can give him signs to approach you or give him a reason to talk to you.
>where are those places
college campus, gym, bars, church

>>82049339
Oh well okay
>>82049345
My social anxiety/social retardedness unironically stops me from this. Why was I born like this?

>>82049355
We have corn here too big beautiful corn cobs. Many are saying they're the best here

>>82049362
>My social anxiety/social retardedness unironically stops me from this.
You were born with easy mode unlocked and you still managed to fuck up jeeez

>>82049358
I hope all this works out before fall. I just want a bf that I can go on cold morning walks with and step on crunchy leaves then we go to starbucks to get fall menu drinks and croissants;-;..
>>82049388
>easy mode
Yeah..

>>82049237 (OP)
>Where do I find this?
Here
>>82049440
Sounds really nice, shame you aren't Canadian
We could cuddle and watch the snow fall once winter comes too

>>82049440
>Yeah..
The only way it's not true is if you're fat and you can still solve that

>>82049458
It doesn't even snow in this shitty city I live in
>>82049472
Anon, I'm black. I don't think a lot of people realize how weirdly/cruel people treat black girls or black people in general.

>>82049508
my God why is r9k full of black fembots today fuck off

>>82049508
>black
>deep south
congratulations on your impending white bf

>>82049293
I need a native girl on my face so bad it's unreal

>>82049514
Most fembots are black or some other flavor of brown anon.

>>82049514
We're always here wdym? I've only seen one thread but I do only come here at night
>>82049518
The Deep South isn't all or majority white unless you live in like the bumfuck of nowhere

>>82049558
Then that's not the Deep South.

>>82049555
>>82049558
This isn't matching with my fantasy of a thin nerdy white fembot gf .... Can you guys just say you're white next time

>>82049558
As a upper midwesterner where should I move to secure a negro girl who wears jean skirts, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat?

>>82049564
I mean state wise I live in the Deep South. But yeah rural south is dying btw
>>82049570
I wouldn't really want to lie about my race and I've seen like multiple fembots admitting to being white in threads. You can find them there

>>82049570
yeah we want fembots to be pale thin short and black haired like tomoko

>>82049582
Mhm yep I concur on this issue

>>82049580
I got off the Blue Ridge Parkway for gas and the first station looked like where they skin Yankees alive so I kept driving.

>>82049508
>Anon, I'm black
So?

>>82049237 (OP)
Have you tried not being fat and brown and disgusting?

I only want an internet gf. I never want to meet or go on dates. I don't even want to communicate outside of email and it should be limited to 1 email a day or less. Where do I find this?

>>82049616
that is a penpal

>>82049575
Idk actually. I've never seen them irl. Best guess would be Mississippi, Alabama, or Louisiana maybe. That's where the south's "Black belt" mostly is.
>>82049595
What state was it? Virginia or NC?
>>82049610
Life isn't just easy mode for us
>>82049612
I'm not fat or disgusting
>>82049616
Like this anon said >>82049620

>>82049635
>I'm not fat or disgusting
Give me your contact info and your chocolate milk in that case

>>82049635
>Life isn't just easy mode for us
You're literally only below jews in the ZOG caste system...

>>82049635
I started in Cherokee and stopped for the night still in NC but I forget if that was the first or second day. You really need more than 2 days for it, that was a mistake.

>>82049620
>>82049635
>that is a penpal
Yeah I get that but I'm looking for something more like a pseudo-relationship? We both just kind of act it out without really meaning it. We call each other honey and sweetie and do all the normal cutesy flirting and getting to know each other, asking about each others' day, but it's all fake. None of it is real and the unspoken agreement is that either of us can leave at any time for any reason and we just stick around until it's not convenient to anymore. No obligations, no promises, no sucking tar pit of misery to get trapped in.
I get that it sounds sad, but I'm not cut out for a real relationship. I find it very difficult to care about other people or even to talk to them for long periods of time. I'm not a sociopath or anything, I'm just broken. I mean it must be neurological because I've always been like this. There must a woman like that too so presumably we could act it out for a while and just kill time until one of us gets bored of playing pretend.

>>82049646
What??
>>82049652
>ZOG caste
What is that?
>>82049667
With southern states that's just how everywhere else besides the middle or coastal areas are ngl

>>82049697
i think youre schizoid anon

>>82049635
>Life isn't just easy mode for us
Unless you have the bad stereotypical features I doubt it

>>82049697
Yeah that's just a penpal. Idk what to tell you maybe get a penpal from a foreign country then you can ghost them whenever and they most likely wouldn't come to see you unless they're psycho

>>82049705
You are correct
>>82049720
Penpals usually don't play at romance and I have to imagine that women typically do not like finding out that their supposed boyfriend is actually an unfeeling lizard of a person who was playing romance to satisfy some vestigial social urge hardwired into their brain. I really don't want to actually upset anyone. I'm fine being alone, no need to ghost unsuspecting people.

>>82049699
You heard me sweet cheeks drop the handle
Im gonna give you beautiful caramel colored babies

>>82049774
mine is much smaller, i cannot compete

>>82049237 (OP)
why do i keep having sex with this woman

>>82049816
Because you just stepped off a boat.

>>82049719
I have a nose like her's.
Also I like my features. I like my nose because she helps me breathe and my hair and skin because they protect me from the sun. I just wish the world treated us better
>>82049752
Anon I don't know what to tell you anymore. You may have a mental issue, not trying to be offensive though, but that's what it sounds like.
>>82049774
Anon this is scary

>>82049835
If your nose is like that without makeup and you're not fat I'd def. find you attractive. But you're on the wrong continent...

>>82049835
>You may have a mental issue
Anon...I'm a hikkiNEET and probably old enough to be your father. We are completely outside of the realm of "may" here. I just want a similarly broken woman to play (virtual) house with for a time.

>>82049889
can i become your straight younger male friend

>>82049903
I'm just not interested in friendship; it's been maybe 15 years since I've had a friend and I'm very happy with that. I don't get anything out of socializing, it's just romance that does anything for me. Besides, I'd flake out on you pretty fast. I can only last a few months at best before I start feeling trapped. Sorry anon, it's a nice offer nonetheless.

>>82049953
If you want it to be fake on purpose, why not just have a man larp and do this for you?

>>82050013
I have sort of done this with men before, but it never really feels right. Women have a different way of communicating and men have a hard time emulating that. Usually I look for a BPD woman who wants a disposable man, but as I get older I have less and less energy available to play pretend with. Maybe an older BPD would take less out of me, I don't know if the disorder settles over time. Most of the BPD women I run into are in their early 20s and still very chaotic, I wonder why I never see any in their 30s. There are women like me out there though, so I'll just wait until I bump into one with a similar desire.

>tfw no tribal gf to cut my head off and put it on. Pike

>>82049888
Wherever you are stay there because America kind of sucks rn including the other countries not just the U.S.
>>82049889
I'm sorry anon idk what to tell you

>>82049237 (OP)
It all starts with you adding diovsseldne on discord babe

>>82050193
I'm euro don't worry we're as fucked as you

>>82050193
I'm basically in America but I'm prob too old for you fembot

This thread is making me sick
Love doesnt exist

>>82050291
Love exists.
That's what makes you feel sick

>>82050354
No it doesnt. I'm sick of this bullshit. I've never been loved in my life. Most of us havent. People dont seem to be able to. They just pretend to themselves that they do and rationalize whatever happens. You people make me fucking sick.