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Anonymous No.82051221 [Report] >>82051228 >>82051231 >>82051234 >>82051255 >>82051305 >>82051308 >>82051330 >>82051797 >>82051809 >>82051820 >>82052093 >>82052094 >>82052204 >>82052239 >>82052285 >>82052641
explain to me why i (female) should date you? (in minecraft ofc)
Anonymous No.82051228 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
I am a bio male and I am not an old pedo
Anonymous No.82051231 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
Because you have nothing better to do my dearest
Anonymous No.82051234 [Report] >>82051245
>>82051221 (OP)
I will be honest, you shouldnt. Nobody should, nobody will. I have no job, no car, no licence, no money, no education, no job, and no friends
Anonymous No.82051245 [Report] >>82051258
>>82051234
Why don't you do anything to improve your situation?
Anonymous No.82051255 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
are you even attractrive enougg for me
no ur nit
Anonymous No.82051258 [Report]
>>82051245
I tried repeteadly and was unable to lol, im literally borderline retarded IQ like, i get disability money im so retarded, unironically
Anonymous No.82051305 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
U shouldnt. My only good qualities are being tall good looking and having a big dick

Otherwise im a hikkineet mentalcel
Anonymous No.82051308 [Report] >>82052658
>>82051221 (OP)
Tall, white, own land, make six figures, want to start a family. I'm 39 though, and I don't have a six pack, so I know I'm already out of the running.
Anonymous No.82051330 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
You shouldn't. You'll catch something.
Anonymous No.82051797 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
I'll prep the B B C, before it enters your fertile pvssy
Anonymous No.82051809 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
You should date me in minecraft because I am also a woman and us girls have to stick together
Anonymous No.82051813 [Report] >>82052083
>why i (female)
trying real hard with this one aye?
>still 10 replies
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Anonymous No.82051820 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
You dont have a chance anyways but every girl that rejected me missed out on some good sex.
Anonymous No.82052083 [Report] >>82052194
>>82051813
bbbbased moids are retarded af
Anonymous No.82052093 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
You know the rules
You know what you have to do
Anonymous No.82052094 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
I'm friendly. I'm nice. I'm loyal. I'm a doctor. I'm about a year or two away from being a home owner. I'm white. I'm tall.
Anonymous No.82052194 [Report]
>>82052083
>sad and lonely people are retarded
An0nymous No.82052204 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
>why i (female)
KEK. Sure, troon
Anonymous No.82052239 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
I'm a nice guy and it's fucked up that not even the least desirable women want me. It's unfair that I've had to go my whole life with zero romantic experience. So it's time for you to shut the fuck up and stop wanting chads and settle for me instead. You won't of course. But you should.
Anonymous No.82052285 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
Honestly bro, I have nothing of value to offer to a woman. I don't blame women for not wanting to date or fuck me and it is because I have nothing to give to a woman.
Anonymous No.82052641 [Report]
>>82051221 (OP)
But you shouldn't date me.
Anonymous No.82052658 [Report]
>>82051308
39 is too old for children. Even if you get a young babe your sperm will guarantee they come out retarded or fucked up in some way