explain to me why i (female) should date you? (in minecraft ofc)

>>82051221 (OP)
I am a bio male and I am not an old pedo

>>82051221 (OP)
Because you have nothing better to do my dearest

>>82051221 (OP)
I will be honest, you shouldnt. Nobody should, nobody will. I have no job, no car, no licence, no money, no education, no job, and no friends

>>82051234
Why don't you do anything to improve your situation?

>>82051221 (OP)
are you even attractrive enougg for me
no ur nit

>>82051245
I tried repeteadly and was unable to lol, im literally borderline retarded IQ like, i get disability money im so retarded, unironically

>>82051221 (OP)
U shouldnt. My only good qualities are being tall good looking and having a big dick

Otherwise im a hikkineet mentalcel

>>82051221 (OP)
Tall, white, own land, make six figures, want to start a family. I'm 39 though, and I don't have a six pack, so I know I'm already out of the running.

>>82051221 (OP)
You shouldn't. You'll catch something.

>>82051221 (OP)
I'll prep the B B C, before it enters your fertile pvssy

>>82051221 (OP)
You should date me in minecraft because I am also a woman and us girls have to stick together

>why i (female)
trying real hard with this one aye?
>still 10 replies
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>>82051221 (OP)
You dont have a chance anyways but every girl that rejected me missed out on some good sex.

>>82051813
bbbbased moids are retarded af

>>82051221 (OP)
You know the rules
You know what you have to do

>>82051221 (OP)
I'm friendly. I'm nice. I'm loyal. I'm a doctor. I'm about a year or two away from being a home owner. I'm white. I'm tall.

>>82052083
>sad and lonely people are retarded

>>82051221 (OP)
>why i (female)
KEK. Sure, troon

>>82051221 (OP)
I'm a nice guy and it's fucked up that not even the least desirable women want me. It's unfair that I've had to go my whole life with zero romantic experience. So it's time for you to shut the fuck up and stop wanting chads and settle for me instead. You won't of course. But you should.

>>82051221 (OP)
Honestly bro, I have nothing of value to offer to a woman. I don't blame women for not wanting to date or fuck me and it is because I have nothing to give to a woman.

>>82051221 (OP)
But you shouldn't date me.

>>82051308
39 is too old for children. Even if you get a young babe your sperm will guarantee they come out retarded or fucked up in some way