>go to mcdonalds at 4:30am
>fucking retarded haitians forget about me and leave me at the window for 30 minutes
>get fucked off and go into the doordasher box in the store
>jesus christ the world is dystopian
>worker thinks im scamming or something, doesn't speak english well enough to understand what I'm saying
>go outside and find a homeless dude
>ask him how much to go into the store and take a piss on the floor
>how myuuh can yo-you give me?
>$40
>eyes light up like he just won the crackhead lottery
>brings me to his drug dealer
>explain
>drug dealer thinks i'm nuts but agrees to middleman
>hobo pisses in the store
>gets his crack
>hugs me
>waddles off

god i love capitalism

>>82052293 (OP)
>goes to mcdonalds
>complains about capitalism

>>82052336
please highlight the part where I complain about capitalism

>>82052459
Don't mind the 85 IQ incel, anon. He cannot read. None of them can.

>>82052336
let me actually just state it for you:
retarded and pitiful "human first" policies imported a bunch of niggers that can't speak english
now my capitalist system doesn't work because my exchange of money for goods and services is malfunctioning

>>82052293 (OP)
based if true
still funny if false

>>82052470
>He cannot read. None of them can.
you might be eligible for a job at a particular mcdonalds location!

>>82052293 (OP)
You do realise that in communist shitholes before capitalism stores wouldnt even be open, gotta wait for the breadlines the next day.

>>82052479
thanks. I thought about it in my head like "lol it would be so funny if i pissed in the store because im mad about no nuggies" then I actually got mad after 30 fucking minutes of no nuggies and remembered i can just do what i want because i live in the freest country in the world

as a bonus, I didn't actually have cash on me. i had to go to an ATM with the tweaker in tow and the security guard refused to fist bump me on the way out because he was hired to prevent exactly what went down and couldn't really do anything about it

>>82052495
did you think "god i love capitalism" was a joke? I really love the free market. I wish me buying drugs to further smear and disenfranchise niggers was legal.

>>82052293 (OP)
idk how to feel about this one anon, ideally I'd rather just get those animals fired some how than create a health hazard for future customers with a piss covered floor, but at the moment there's probably nothing you could've done to do that, so maybe pissing on the floor was the right thing to do but idk lol

>>82052504
No, anon. They're 85 IQ incels. They CANNOT read. Literally zero reading comprehension.

>>82052537
there are no future customers. this store services drive thru and doordash in the plastic wage cage only because of the large incessant homeless population outside which I took advantage of