sausages update edition

750 bong LOOOOOOOL

I need Sydney surrounding me de lads and being stuck in her mouth as she swirls me around

bush is back in, we going classic

You think Sydney Sweeney does anal?

don't post about his sausages being cooked a little bit longer or you might get a 1 month ban for spam like me

>>82053530
all inclusive de lid

>>82053537
Bush posting my new favourite thing

we need more hairy bush mr lad x

>>82053547
you just know x

>>82053541
You should ask her on insta and report back

That sausage isn't cooked a little bit longer. Thats been nuked

>>82053544
the fact you post the same post 20 times was the issue I think

he will never have sex again.

>>82053581
who is this man then

I haven't watched rick and morty in years but decided to download the latest season. I'm on episode 3 and literally haven't even smiled once, let alone laughed. Where is the comedy? Where are the jokes? Where are the gags? What the fuck is the point of watching this. Will end on episode 3 me thinks.

>>82053589
college Idaho murders mate

proper dead eyed mong who murdered 4 innocent pretty young people.

no motive has been given by Bryan but people suspect the guy is just a cold blooded killer

>>82053581
Low key looks like ebin

>>82053598
He looks too Chad to be a murderer

>>82053591
Season 3 was the last good one imo. I haven't and won't watch any of the new season for the same reasons you mentioned.

>>82053579
i was only one of them and the janny banned me anyway
thanks a lot x

>>82053627
you are posting now what you on about mate

>>82053627
You doing okay then?

>>82053637
>>82053639
no lad had to get a vpn didnt i
always false banning me getting proper tired of it x

>>82053627
if you need anything mate always here for you so sorry this has happened x

>>82053627
Reset your router is it king? What a life

>>82053601
>Low key looks like ebin
Have sex.

Ban evasion? Against the rules.

>>82053518 (OP)
Your weird backward island is banned from the internet. Go away now and drink tea and use your contrived fake accents together away from the actual human race. Thanks

>>82053661
The US have their own Safety Bill in the pipeline de lid. It lush x

>>82053654
>Ban evasion? Against the rules.
Virgin.

Why is he spamming nonce webms?

>>82053646
Aye probably gunna get one of them myself too I think

Okay nope that one's not gonna fly, time for a wee report

uhm why are you posting nonce bait lad you disgusting freak

>>82053697
What is a nonce webm lass?

oooooh spam mong is back on a third time. jesus wept should have known seaside spammer was a filthy nonce. should have your head kicked in

>>82053723
why do you associate children with sex de lid?

>>82053740
reckon its footrat

Of course Footmong is into kids feet too. Grim nonce.

Hate how me fav content creators always go on holiday in early august

spam mong should he castrated and locked in a small cell till he dies frens

Whoooo wiggly toes.

QRD on nonce webms?

jesus christ this place is so grim sometimes. see you all later

>>82053784
this is cute not pedo

do not save them footlad

Scottish kilt tranny confirmed pedo

makes sense

>>82053799
Sydney sweeney looks better blonde desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqwG_rQx7A

why does cross mong have these webms saved?

>>82053864
tfw no daughter

Yeah I'm gonna peace out for a good while.

Yup I'm out of here too. Seeya tomorrow gents

how far britfeel has fallen. you should be castrated you sick fuck.

>>82053901
nothing wrong with a kid dancing at an airport lad

>>82053913
kill yourself you grim sick cunt

Very good spaffington this was

Refreshing, in fact, even

>>82053887
>tfw no daughter
iktf

>check britfeel this morning
>some lad spamming SSM shit
>dip out
>check again later
>footmong spamming shit
>dip out
>check again now
>nonce spam
What the fuck is the fucking point

stuff nonces. me? working on my Lost sequel, Lost Too.

Captain Manuel Kant crashes his boat into an island, all these other people have crashed THEIR boats, and it's the island from Lost. nearly two paragraphs into this now.

>>82054013
yeah not sure the nonce spam came outta left field v grim

>he gets upset at the mire sight of a child
Odd

second time "osaka finger.jpg" has been posted with the comment about a photograph of a child being "cute not pedo".

very disturbed individual.

>It was in this precise moment it dawned on cattoberg that it could, in fact, has cheezcake.

>>82054077
>kinda want a cat
>quite like having birds in my garden though
Life is pain

>>82053963
Very worrying post given the time it was posted

waiting for the Veitch rundown on Manchester, just seen some of the Newcastle videos.

surprised protests took that long. it's not even a nice hotel, to be honest, it was a shambles BEFORE immigrants. siding AGAINST the anti-immigrants protesters, here. just don't agree with them.

Take the day off from britfeel and read a book xx

>>82054077
cute! (but not in a sexual way.)

>>82054077
Cats shouldnt eat cheesecakes, in fact any diary product is bad

>he's moved on from trying to be an edgelord spamming trannies, to trying to be an edgelord spamming children

>>82054156
internet cat freaks always say this.

of course cats can drink milk. it's what they do.

https://efukt.com/24494_Public_Degeneracy_Volume_17.html
>@4m45s

Swear to god i always lose hard at that damn reverb fart sample whenever he dubs it in

gave up on my Gotham rewatch because i couldn't keep track of what was happening (it's a complex yarn, this superhero series) but i did remember the live threads and both /co/ and /tv/ getting really upset that Selina Kyle was giving a cat milk
"she should know about cats"
yeah? they love milk

>>82054191
>The spinning waltz negroes
Lol

>>82054159
You need to get some fresh air lad being in your room all day everyday can't be good for you.

>>82054171
They can but they shouldnt

reminds me of when Kim Kardashian or one of them posted a pic/video of her picking her cat up by the scruff of the neck and people got upset like "how could you do that? you sick fuck"
but apparently you CAN just do that, it's fine. so then the story became "uh maybe it IS fine but she's a thick person and what if her thick audience does it wrong???"

i don't know much about cats, but they do a very good job letting you know when something is not fine with them. they could just lick up petrol spills out on the streets.

>>82054246
t. animal abuser

something a bit sinister about having these pictures.

>>82054256
nah they only attack me to let me know what i'm ABOUT to do is abusive.

cat was eating my peace lily once, i tried to get it to stop. left me with a nasty scratch. don't interrupt cats while they're eating.

Isn't she
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE56g61mW44

luckily the cat was fine, but if you have one of these, keep it away from cats. toxic to them and i didn't know, was just letting my flatmate's cat wander around. neither of us clocked the risk, but he was OK in the end. threw it out but cats > plants.

sorry, cat ;__;

>>82054303
cant believe you threw the cat out :(

>>82053581
You are a dumb whore and that's all you'll ever be

>>82054326
it had to be done. sadly there was also a peace lily in the bins, he got in there and died :(

My gf has two cats and one is dumb af but cute and the other one is aggressive

grew to love that cat. changed my opinion on cats.

sadly i DID have an attachment to the plant. easiest plant to look after, apparently, i managed to keep almost-killing it, then bringing it back to life with plant food. had to replace the soil because it got white mould, but it was a project, at least.

anyway in the end it went in the composter. what is the point in life? or ever looking after anything? we are all compost in the end.

Lets change the subject imo

>>82054387
what's your favourite mineral, anon?

iron, here.

for fucks sake not the favourite mineral conversation again

>>82054404
t. bismuth fan, can't accept it's not interesting.

>>82054396
Iron isn't a mineral, it's an element

gold and diamond are both attractive AND useful.

"oh look at this obscure mineral only i know about! the crystal formation and/or colours are so fascinating, did i mention it's obscure and only i know about it? just like everyone else?"

iron.

>>82054223
I am currently outside.

Wanna thanks the britfeel lads for giving me this rec for REAL emo last night. Went out and snapped this up just cos of that lad.

>>82054432
comes from mines. it's a mineral.

>>82054445
>thursday
thats proper back int' day stuff that is

>>82054445
FUCK YOU
THAT POST HAD AN 'IRONIC TONE'

>>82054396
For me, it's mercury.

>>82054465
can't go wrong with mercury, IMO. makes compasses work or summat.

shouldn't feed it to cats/people, though.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/mercury-properties-incident-management-and-toxicology/mercury-general-information#how-exposure-to-mercury-can-affect-your-health

>>82054460
Sorry mate can't hear you over the real emo I'm currently blasting thanks solely to your post.

Apologies I posted in a dead thread. To that lad who wanted my advice on a upscaler for his retro consoles >>82054443

Here's my favourite Mineral

>>82054484
Thanks lad, was a bit concerned as it's a yank item, but it's only changing the video, not anything else, so should be good?

>>82054480
at least play it with a real music player.

will everyone stop making me feel like an old cunt please

>>82054524
Foobar is the realest music player there is.

>>82054530
just yanking your chain lad, i'm actually into REAL emo music.

>>82054507
No change it's just up scaling the image from 240p to 1080p that's it. Just plug the HDMI cable in the TV and the black MULTI out into the back of the snes/N64 and you are good to go a 5 second setup.

>>82054530
Could be worse mate, you're not the lad who OWNS all the shit to feel old.
I'm just posting the REAL emo for the lads.

reyt lads should I get myself a cheescake to watch with me film later or not be a fat cunt? thing is im not fat im quite /fit/ but I keep eating pure boring shit all the time, not boring but nothing ever clarse. Just had a sirloin with rice, sweet potato and spring onion and thats fucking boring.

Just want a bag but dont know a plug

>>82054555
That's my schtick stop stealing it >:(

>>82054530
how old are you? 24 me, cant even fathom being 30

>>82054547
was going to say "does foobar even have ____?" but of course it does, it has fucking-everything.

too much of a faff, though. i remember getting it JUST RIGHT, down to pettiness like artist - track format for multiple artists. then wondered what the fuck is the point. (also the stock windows GUI thing does my head in...why not just let me hit space to pause a player? why is it all form elements?)

>>82054581
>cant even fathom being 30
im 35, please stop

I'm 33 and I use linux

>>82054566
nothing wrong with treating yourself. i've been not-eating then ordering utter sugary shite at 1am recently. honestly it's not even good, get some sugar rush and feel bloated and need to sleep.

if you otherwise eat well and just fancy a cheesecake, go for it lad. eat it slowly if you're not used to sweets and that. (good thing about /fit/ diets is that milk and carrots become sweets.)

>>82054587
35 isn't even that bad tho, not like youre 50, unless all your hairs fallen out, not looking forward to that meself ngl

>>82054583
I sorted it out unironically over 10 years ago, exported my settings, and have it in the cloud ever since so I'll never lose it lel
>also the stock windows GUI thing does my head in...why not just let me hit space to pause a player
I added a shortcut of ctrl+space just to make it work, AND bought a keyboard with media keys for it.

Really the main reason I use it is it's the only player I found that has a proper "random albums" mode and a shortcut to say "skip to the next album" with that shuffle mode, and I'm an autist who listens to albums so it worked.
Musicbee was alright but it didn't have a proper random album, in favour of like "auto dj" or whatever it was, and I don't remember there being a shortcut for "I'm bored of this album, go to the next one".

why the fuck is everyone 33?

>>82054598
sweet potato is the sweetest thing I have, how sweet are cakes? I might end up hating it if its massively sweet

>>82054609
I'm turning 33 in a few months...

miss me guitar, its in the shop, bet its lonely sat in there

>>82054605
>AND bought a keyboard with media keys for it.
should probably just do this tbqh. dead handy on laptops, more useful than Pause|Break or whatever.

>a proper "random albums" mode
doesn't it use some fancy weighting algorithm? remember people going on about that: "true" random causes more repeats than our brains like?

>>82054599
>unless all your hairs fallen out, not looking forward to that meself ngl
Not him but my dad is hurtling towards 70 and still has all his hair and isnt even really grey, so I'm hoping I got those genes too.

>>82054441
Good for you. Much to see at the park?

>>82054645
>should probably just do this tbqh. dead handy on laptops, more useful than Pause|Break or whatever.
It's fantastic for me with games as I usually play music over them, and if the game has a shit alt+tab then having play/pause/next keys is a fucking lifesaver. I legit can't get a kb without them now.

>doesn't it use some fancy weighting algorithm
Not that I've noticed. I don't have the most massive lib and it does give me repeats but only very rarely. Like I've been on an album, hit "shuffle", then got the same album again. It's rare but not like impossible, I dunno.
Don't really care, it's more just that it's not in some predetermined playlist. That's what I'm after.
All this effort and setup just to listen to Thursday to wind up one /britfeel/ lad.

>>82054655
why are you being such a nonce rn

>outside anon is outside
me? im inside

>>82054666
im inside ur mum m8

>>82054675
yea? well im inside YOUR mum

>>82054663
>All this effort and setup just to listen to Thursday to wind up one /britfeel/ lad.
not only are you talking to the same lad, i do actually like Thursday. just prefer poppier false emo, me.

the important thing? you set up foobar2000 the way YOU like it.

>>82054664
What's noncey about my posts lad?

>>82054715
why are so many children saved to your pc

HOWEVER FAR AWAY
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
HOWEVER LONG I STAY
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
WHATEVER WORDS I SAY
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

EXHUMED THE WRETCHED BODY FROM ITS TIMELESS SLUMBER

THRASHING THE TOMB TO REVEAL WHATS INSIDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckZcVFLU24

;_____;

feels like 10pm not 6

>tfw you will never use pop music to defeat space aliens (and/or glam rock music to save some space whales)

>>82054720
When you're out for a walk do you close your eyes when you see a school uniform or someone you suspect is under 18?

this thread is about 18% more noncey than usual, considering its only 6pm this is very concerning

ALL NONCES MUST DIE

>>82054779
feels like 10pm. not surprised the nonces are out before the watershed.

>yeah I'm a linux user, how could you tell?

>nonce shifting the goalposts to 18
suspect this is not even a British person to be quite honest. "pedo" not "paedu"?

most likely one of them Russians, accelerating the censorship of /britfeel/.

>>82054791
me when anons mum gets her knockers out

>first day of secondary school
>emergency penis inspection day (not a drill)
>bunch of lads found to be dual-booting
>plus one full-fledged Linux user

glad they caught this early, IMO.

doesn't actually matter if someone has a small penis, i'm not even the one having sex with them.

that said, was >>82054791 taken with a macro lens? that's a macro shot, right? that must sting, even if you're getting off on taking/posting this photo somewhere.

So which posts are noncey and what makes them noncey?

>>82054832
kill yourself you sad pathetic sick fuck

>>82054866
What's sick about that post lad? What thoughts did you have?

Nice march in Manchester, that

me? "these girls live in nice houses" if i'm being honest.

just had a shower AND cleaned the bath at the same time, dont tell me only women can multitask

shippy has finally taken off the mask and decided to upload his entire hard drive of child porn images he has collected throughout the years of noncing on the internet

>>82054911
saw a few clips and i don't agree with you but i agree with your right to peaceful protest (maybe even outright riots in some circumstances).

kind of wish people would flip it around, march for "more council homes for British citizens" or summat (could even make it a racial thing if you're so inclined).

>>82054706
>not only are you talking to the same lad, i do actually like Thursday. just prefer poppier false emo, me
I like most of the emo really. Poppy is my lesser preferred, but still alright when you're in the mood init.

Stuff like this much more my street.

>>82054918
be careful if you're just blitzing everything with bleach then getting in and hosing it down as you shower, lad.

vinegar is probably fine, just dries your skin out a bit (don't mix it with bleach)

>>82054941
i just used the shower water and one of those little sponges to clean all the dried purple stuff from around the bath(i think its bubble bath thats leaked and dried)

>>82054911
didnt even make mainstream news mate

>>82054951
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/
>Protesters take over city centre streets with tense scenes as rival demos held

>>82054911
All part of the master plan. Racial tensions are almost at boiling point throughout the country over the boat mongs and by a miracle the government will swoop in and say only our digital ID system will stop mass immigration. Expect more protests and more riots throughout the coming months/years.

>>82054773
no but youve got them saved to your harddrive, look if youre going to be a bit noncey at least own it ffs instead of pretending not to be, it'd be a lot more respectable

>>82054982
>only our digital ID system will stop mass immigration.
it'll also stop all that pesky voter fraud. something to hide, lad?

>>82054993
What's noncey about them lad can you explain?

>>82054977
bbc dont give a shit

>>82054997
Don't give a shite about voter fraud it happens in almost every election and has been around since day one. Also I have a voter ID certificate. On my photo I'm wearing a white vest seasideMARK style kek. Didn't give a fuck at the time.

>>82055000
the fact that they're saved to your harddrive, most men dont have dozens of webms relating to children.

>>82055000
the fact you keep posting them despite having no reason or context to do so

Lads can I get a honest explanation as to why the government is allowing the boat mongs to enter the country and defending and protecting them at all costs? Even criticising en filming migrant centres gets you a visit from the police. Why is this happening?

>>82055020
Is it illegal?
>>82055030
If I was posting webm's of animals would I be into bestiality in your mong mind?

>>82055063
ah so now weve backtracked from whats noncey about that into its not illegal m8

>>82055076
So you can't tell me what's noncey about the posts or why it's illegal to have these webm's?

wish daddy greg would stop posting videos of children on britfeel

>>82055042
>allowing
>defending and protecting
i mean what's the alternative? they're MEANT to go through the whole asylum process, "illegal immigrant" wasn't even a real thing until a couple of years ago.
they do have rights under the old Refugee Convention and i think that's all well and good, but some people take the piss. i can understand people fleeing their own countries for a better life here (or the promise of one), but how do you then deal with it happening? what about legitimate cases?

we do have detention centres, they get full. and those were meant to be a very temporary thing (pretty sure it's up to 72 hours in France/elsewhere, people can get locked up for months here). this hotels solution is like the "in the community" option, it's what they call "dispersal" where they have limited rights, but are basically in limbo.

honestly, nobody wins here. it's grim all-around, whether you're simply a racist or a bleeding heart, or anywhere in-between. raise more money, handle cases faster, increase border patrols? people won't be pleased about higher taxes and that money being spent on this.

>>82055090
its not illegal but you are being a massive nonce harold, no one else posts dozens of webms of children to britfeel

>>82055091
>wish daddy greg would stop posting videos of children on britfeel
Why?

is a bit noncey desu

>>82055122
he's just a pedo who doesn't want to admit it while admitting it without words

stop winding people up with your mock ignorance

whether you are a pederast or not, you are toying with the emotions

>you are toying with the emotions

perfect, I love riling up anyone and everyone online sometiems

>have a big ol lunch
>get hungry but hang on til dinner
>eat dinner
>still fucking hungry

>>82055146
you are a psychopath. there are real people behind these screns.

>tfw no scren gf

>>82055153
>le twisted heckin cyclepath
highly doubtful, autistic? yes, a le actual psychopath? no

>lunch
>dinner
um.

wheres bbc poster, I haven't threatened to smash his brains apart with a claw hammer in a while

>>82055161
it's to goad autistic nonces into outing themselves IRL. if they can do it behind a screen, they can walk around with their Polaroids on the streets. see how that goes. even if they're just being silly, it's all a joke.

>>82055163
Fuck off with that tea shit

>>82055175
bet you call secondary school high school as well you grim little ghoul

>Mum I've found another nonce
WHAT?
>Hang on mum I'm typing out "nonce" again
WHAT?
>He's posting kids and that's noncey but I don't know why
WHAT?
>Have we got any Twister ice cream lollies left mum?

>>82055186
no its secondary school twat
everyone calls it fucking lunch, and tea is like a smaller later meal. dinner is a big meal slightly earlier, which is what i have
dinner isnt american you mong it's north/south

>>82055189
but you are an actual paedophile lad

>>82055203
nah its tea time and im northern, softlad

>>82055189
The only thing sadder than that fictitious hypothetical would be spending hours on r9k spamming kid images for no reason.

>>82055189
>Twister ice cream lollies
fucking hell these were good too

>>82055204
That was my first post ITT you obsessed banal online moron

not enjoying this edish

>>82055216
Yeah so you're up north where you're all poor and retarded so you had to have small sandwich meals later in the day.
Meanwhile I could afford real meals at normal times of the day, so it's dinner.

>>82055219
how is it any different than spamming SSM or ASMR lasses?

>>82055224
I've seen labour manifestos more believable than this post.

>>82055203
> dinner is a big meal slightly earlier
the fuck? the ONE time i use 'dinner' it's like a fancy evening dinner, at some place. courses, and that.

you go home from school and your mam has your tea ready. you're thinking of supper.

>>82055236
but ive got a stem msc and I never had small sandwiches for tea because my family have money, tea time.

>>82055189
>Have we got any Twister ice cream lollies left mum?
WHAT?

>>82055269
>but ive got a stem msc
And no job right?

do Twisters even have ice cream in them?

>>82055256
its definitely this

>>82055256
she has my dinner ready, not my tea

>>82055277
No I do have a job in my field

i hope your STEM degree involves using your human hands.

>>82055297
it does as it goes

>>82055313
fair enough. you lucked out lad.

(safest 40, for comparison.)

>Y you can't make us verify our age to watch porn and be an anonymous spastic on 4chan

>I should be able to tell you what you can post on 4chan and what is noncey
Pick one

going to retrain (and/or simply 'train') as a floor sander.

bet those Roomba shits can't go all the way to the edges.

>>82055327
roombas are a fucking waste of money, hardly ever used mine

toys thrown out the pram

>>82055323
i will leave it to the moderation team.
you don't have some problem with their policies, do you?

Friendly reminder that Shippy is a paedophile #5

Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.
17j7na.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/17j7na.jpg/
The Cross.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/The%20Cross.jpg/
1503546136_1503523206361.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/1503546136_1503523206361.jpg/
Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg/


gimmicks
modi.png
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/modi.png/
disgusted-face-640x425.jpg
>lord lucan
mw89520.jpg
Lord-Lucan.jpg
OHMSS-WESTMINSTER.jpg


notable posts
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732


The most worrying post is this one
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524
>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 28th birthday. Crisis averted
Anyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other way
Anyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girl


And this one is concerning, it's just the one word
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065
>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go
>probably

>>82055297
yeah mate AI's so good thats why the site that made apps with AI shipped off the code to fucking indians

>>82055297
All those jobs will be gone by the mid 2030s. What will happen to those people unemployed or who can't get work due to AI taking the jobs and doing them 1000x more efficiently?

>>82055350
>Look for yourself, make up your own mind.
have done and you're dong some mad reaches here. people have pointed them out to you, e.g. that being a common filename format from Imgur or somewhere.

i know you're proud of this detective work, but you could at least adjust your copypasta to reflect the feedback you've received. just makes you look less reliable, to be honest. (not even saying Shippy ISN'T a paedophile #5, i don't actually know.)

Me? Got no problem with the webm's and pictures of children because they don't make me think about sex.

>>82055374
same here really lid but i dont enjoy them because i hate kids

>>82054559
Nice, thanks lad. Ordering it now.

>>82055355
"outsourcing" has been around forever though, manual labour is just the one thing you can't outsource. get Indians to code, write, operate call centres, that's just business.

in a way it's programmers in general that have shot themselves in the foot, but at the same time that's the whole fucking point of computers. automation. just dire that "we have robots now" is a BAD thing. how did we get here?

Me? Got no problem with nonces as I'm not a child.

>>82055384
>i dont enjoy them because i hate kids
Jimmy Savile 'hated kids'.

should i have a nap? might have myself a nice nap

the REAL nonces? Serco and G4S.

me? got no problem with webms of children unless its posted by a known nonce who cant iron a shirt

>look at this swim suit in Asda for your niece
MUM that's noncey close the tab
>It's just Asda online son, she needs a swim suit for her holidays
YOU'RE a NONCER MUM
>They're just kids in swim suits son
FUCKING NONCER U R MUM. Fuck you I'm going to my room to post on 4chan

>>82055439
if an ice lolly doesn't have actual ice cream, how is it an 'ice cream lolly'? it's frozen fruit juice.

using a silly example to disqualify the other anons entire argument is a bit jewish, clearly that would be context dependent and in this context we have a balding middle aged man with dozens of webms relating to children saved to his harddrive that he posts on r9k's britfeel and gets very upset when you point out the behavior is a bit weird.

>tfw cant launch my rocket lolly
tried to light it and the lighter just melted it ;_;

i do now actually have Asda tabs for 'lollies' in my history

I WAS LOOKING AT THE INGREDIENTS, I SWEAR

>>82055473
not right, that. get the ASA told. biggest lie since 'Feasts'.

>>82055475
too late lad, shippy is now driving to your house to give a firm handshake

I am sick and tired of being politically homeless, I am sick of the establishment lies of Nigel Farage I am putting my faith in Ben Habib
and his new political party Advance UK.

need vibe reset urgently

>>82055531
sorry mate i only deal in negative feels, not good vibes

Shippy youre fat balding low iq nonce and nobody here believes you ever had sex

>>82055539
Unusal head shape

>>82055539
genuinely if you asked someone to mock up the generic stereotype of what a nonce looks like, thats what they'd make

>>82055539
that man with dozens of child webms, hes most certainly not a nonce though

Urgh, mates BPD bird is ranting, I'm toying with the idea of not waiting for food, and going back home.
She's just started having a go about one of our mates saying he takes the piss, then she got btfo'd, so chose another of my mate's frens to try say the same thing about.
Mental. Can smell my food cooking, so might stay.

>>82055613
she fit?

>>82055613
just tell her to shut the fuck up

everyone
look at this

>>82055643
I'd eat that for sure

>>82055648
nothing like eating a nice bit of fork

>>82055643
Bloody hell look at that. World gone mad I tell thee.

i have a condition called 'being a manchild' that makes me a picky eater who hates seafood.

just wish chickens grew on lakes and rivers. imagine going fishing and then you have a few whole chickens for the week. marinade a couple, put the rest in the freezer.

Alright I'm back, has he stopped?

>>82055699
Think so. Hopefully.

>>82055699
Seem to be in the clear.

>>82055699
The coast is clear lad. Continue being an anonymous mad lad x

All I want in life is a big booty baddie, ynowahahsayn?

writing a creepy AI cartoon where it's a normal Mr Benn episode, but then he requests a Mr Benn costume from the shopkeeper, who tries to quietly stop him and ends up glitching out and Mr Benn tries his suit on and things get w e i r d

>>82055715
was in popeyes earlier and there was a beautiful brown baddie with a smashing bunda it was corr i tell you

>>82055772
I tried the popeyes in waterloo station a few weeks back and holy fuck it was terrible and cost a fucking fortune. I'll not be going back, but cooorrrrr love me some big jiggly ebony cheeks I do cooorrrrrrr.

>>82055323
I'm not pedo or anything but wow this girl is pretty

I hope this is just normal modelling stuff and she's not like being abused or exploited or something

What a fucking faggot. The fuck does he think the protests and FaR rIgHt are 'scapegoating' exactly? People don't want their taxes going to funding thousands of foreign young men being put up in their towns, many of whom then go on to commit crimes, in particular sexual crimes against young girls.

That's the issue. There's no secret other issue the protestors are trying to divert attention from. They just want it to stop.

Cunt.

>>82055848
think you might be retarded mate

wheres that apu with all the drugs?

>>82055848
The sheer fucking cheek of him pretending to be concerned about the "working class majority" while supporting migrant invasion.

Family meal was lush. Got that steak me. Oh aye x

>>82055928
Went down the Beefeater did you lad?

why british songs always be like na na na na na na na

>>82055848
Is the girl on the right the youtuber symbility. I'm faceblind

In that town nows x

Lollers would love this thread

>>82055985
>>82055848
Finally found a picture of her

Sometimes I feel, as a person who probably has a low IQ and isn't very smart, that there is no hope for me.

>>82056012
Hope for what, can you be more specific

>>82056012
Thats most normies though mate

>>82055928
>>82055997
why can you not work again? dont say your autism because that is utter shite lol

>>82056025
Hope for basic things in life. A nice house, a car, a wife, maybe a dog. Feels so far away for me lid. I'm in my 30s and still living with the mummy and daddy as a NEET. Sometimes, there just has to be losers in life. That's the way it is x

>>82056051
Again thats normies mate
and they're thick as shit

>>82056049
he can work lad he just got a lucky diagnosis and his already benefit scammer family groomed him into it. he hasnt worked since he left school

>>82056078
>and they're thick as shit
Aye but they're outgoing and extroverted I've noticed. Like they don't even notice they're thick as pig shit.

>>82056088
>>82056078
yeah no surprise you cunts have zero mates

>>82056098
dont want mates. theyd laugh at me. normies are horrible people

>>82056106
I would laugh at you and im a 40+ neet

>>82055985
I would like to direct your attention back to this please

>>82055619
Nope.
>>82055621
That's what i did, but with logic.

>>82055848
might want to look into who makes those placards, Richard mate.

Kind anons, please spare a moment of your time to help this poor faceblind lad out

>>82056113
40 year old NEET how did you manage that?

bizarre evening to be recorded.

THE PIZZA
I SLICE IT
WILL SHORTLY HAVE BEEN EATED

I'm 5ft6 and I've had sex a few times x

>>82056189
5' 3" had 6 gfs and that includes my wife

Fick all of you, useless twats

phwoar what an experience knowing HHL has every capability and the capacity to work but has gamed the system like an immigrant from a boat on Dover what a cunt

>>82056208
Back down lad that's the saviour of the white race you're talking about

>>82055997
thanks for keeping us updated that you are out in town sean. I know what you look like and will be having a walk about myself. see you soon big man.

Passmongs

such a shame hhl puts his face on here and then lets us know he is OUT. not smart are you sean pal.

Sean getting laid out and him mam getting shoved on her arse lmao.

>>82056268
nobody would dare start on him in sunderland, it his town, they loyal to him

>>82055928
Doesn't even look like a steak lol

>>82056051
You'll never have an english rose girlfriend who cares and takes interest in you. Your whole life is a miserable existence so far. You may as well just end it all because most unattractive people do not get anywhere in life. You can't change your genetics. You can't fix male mental health.

you know what? fuck it, im gonna spend 400bong, i never treat myself to anything, tonight that changes

incels preaching their gospel and trying to make everyone else as miserable as them.

>>82056371
What are you buying lid?

>>82056351
Look at the whole plate. That cut is cheap as fuck it might as well be a burger

>tfw no girl would want to run their fingers through your hair

You're a disgusting, unattractive male with no life. This is the peak for you. It only gets worse as you get older. Good luck even competing with more handsome, successful men on online dating. Don't have any social media presence? That's a red flag nowadays. You're meant to share your life with the world.

>>82056389
Why be happy? There's only so much of putting on a happy face a man like me can take. Always the spectator. Never getting a relationship because fuck that's all determined by genetics and capitalism giving you a chance of a career.

>>82056401
i'm in my 30s, this isn't relevant to me.

>>82056233

In rabbit now come meet me x

This is my fucking city man x

>>82056440
It's the same no matter how old you are. You don't just suddenly no longer care. You only get worse and will hate every female.

>>82056351

Pipe down. Cost 30 quid that.

There is nothing for you after 30. How will you cope? You do realise females will only be comparing you to all their past relationships at that point? You don't drive like Brad? You didn't spend money every other weekend like James on some weekend trip? You cannot compete.

HHL was actually posting the nonce webms

james is such a chad

>>82056477
Got bored with the paedo posts king?

What's the point now? Why would I want to do a minimum wage job after 30? You can't get anywhere if you haven't tried in your 20s.

oh so spam mong is multiple people. he got banned twice and is still here. we really are dealing with someone who has no life

was gonna go for a nightwalk but ill probably just stay in and doomscroll for a bit i think

>>82056458
Is this true Sean

>knowing HHL has every capability and the capacity to work but has gamed the system like an immigrant from a boat on Dover what a cunt

>>82056450
>>82056477
feel like i'm getting mixed messages, here.

don't hate women tho. no real reason to.

This is 6/10 in Britain

>>82056545
What's your favourite doom? Immigration doom? Climate doom? AI doom?

>>82056592
desu lad i just nightwalk out of boredom and to sort of chill out, especially when its nice and cool after a warm day but if i had to choose a doom id probably go for censorship/government control going into a dictatorship doom

>>82056576
This is shopped.

Brushed me teefingtons, me

Heading off to beddingshires semi-soonish too, aren't i

I am aren't i

Grown man. Extremely pro-anonymity online. Uses linux.

for me, it's Final DOOM.

>>82056605
>Orwellian doom
Ah yeah I forgot that one. It's good shit. Makes me feel alive having to run from the government.

I used to nightwalk but I live in Da Ghetto (London) and have seen too many taped off roads at 2am and thought "damn coulda been me if I had walked here an hour earlier". Hell I even saw it last night, went for a night ride, see two cars collided head on with bodies lying in the road. I'm like fuck this, too many wackos on the road and went back home.

Grown man. Extremely pro-anonymity online. Has a mobile phone.

>>82056624
Going to bed at 10pm is peak wagie.

Why do you tards associate linux with noncery? For real what is your fucking problem, one might say that you seeing nonces everywhere is a touch projecty, no?

>>82056694
What other reason is there for using Tails?

Going to bed at 10 won't get me a gf. Sadly neither is staying awake longer.

>>82056727
Number one topic for britfeel is kids getting fucked mad init

>>82056628
For me it's the plutonia experiment. Of of my greatest accomplishments in Final Doom was completing Go 2 it on ultra violence. 100% kills.

i gave up playing doom because i couldnt beat the blokes with the shields

>>82056770
Fuck those guys but you just have to run around them shooting. They're not that hard to kill once you figure it out.

>>82056780
thanks lid, might give it a quick re-install if i can find some time to download it again

I follow a meme page on instagram and the fella sometimes posts random outings and hes posted one and theres this girl hes with, thing is I knew of that girl in my old social group and she cheated on one of her bfs in a femboy foursome and I'm not even joking, she also stole a load of coke from someone as well, we actually got one fairly well when I met her one time on a night out and she wanted me to go on a date with her but I was interested in a different girl at the time. Fucked that though for the dude he seems chill and clearly has no idea, or maybe he does who knows.

>>82056477
but I do drive like brad and I vill compare her to my past relationships

Chucking some chips and nuggets in the airfryer for us lads, be about 20 mins

>>82056770
me? love the brutal doom mod, loads of fun and its doable, none of that new fancy crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA2yZKtlvCY

does cheese make you fat?

>Reading about how climate change and mass immigration will cause governments to go authoritarian and use AI to control citizens.
I can't handle this doom.

>>82056830
nothing makes you fat, its how much which makes you fat because certain things have a lot of calories, if you had 200 calories of cake, carrot, broccoli, cheese it'd all be different portions. If you eat cheese and crackers in the night like my old boss used to ontop of drinking and everything else then yeah it'll make you fat

>>82056839
i cant nightwalk this far, my legs wont carry me wtf am i supposed to do

>>82056830
Theoretically yes, it is very calorie dense. However in my experience I don't find it very moreish especially the strong tasting variants. I have a few bites and I'm done. Compared to something like cornflakes which isn't considered fattening but I could munch on that stuff all day.

>>82056844
let me re-phrase
will eating cheese with almost everything i eat, including sometimes just eating grated cheese out of the bag make me fat?

>>82056864
What colour cheese?

>>82056876
yellow cheese out of a blue bag

>>82056864
Hole-to-cheese ratio?

>>82056844
This is true but read what I said here >>82056861 Some foods are more likely to cause obesity because they don't fill you up.

>>82056864
yes it will over time, it'll be slow but it will happen, especially if you dont really move around much. I used to be the same with granola until I stop buying it because id just grab handfulls whenever I was near the cupboard

>>82056864
Yes obviously because you're adding extra calories to all your meals.

>>82056888
idk I can absolutely batter cheese with a chaser of milk, cheese on its own meh but followed by milk? cor fucking hell it does something, same with hummus on bread followed by milk, I can do a fucking loaf if I have hummus in and milk so I never buy it

>>82056682
Lad I'm a wagie and I go at 11pm

fucks sake, alright ill bin the cheese, thanks lids

We'll never find out about the HtC-ratio it not rite

>not spending your saturday night listening to REAL emo

guys this Charles veitch fella is bloody unbearable how do you watch this shite

>>82056910
Milk is moreish. If I have a glass I always want another. That's why cereal is such a deadly combination. Sugar + carbs + milk. It is one of the worst foods in existence yet no-one ever points this out.

>>82056928
might bang some rainer maria and pg 99 on soon and do a little bit of time travelling

>tfw no HtC gf

>>82056912
eat it all first you little piggy, whos a good little piggy? say oink oink for the farmer pig boy, yes, eat it out of my hand

>>82056947
>whos a good little piggy?
me
oink oink ;_;

>>82056938
thats why I have no cereal in, fucking carbs are so nice. Got porridge though but I cant really gorge too much on porridge, I can do a fairly big bowl but its filling asf

>>82056942
That's tickled me. Nobody in the entire internet understand what that phrase means tonight. only us 5-10 mongs posting and lurking here do. Our unique little bubble.

>>82056939
based lad
I always thought pg 99 were a bit shit and overrated as I'd only listened to Document #07, and preferred Pygmy Lush that formed after they disbanded
but now I've listened to documents 5 and 8 and I'm seeing why they got traction

Using Windows and having all your files uploaded to onedrive in the background. No thanks. You might do some registry magic but there will always be something they toggle back on in an update.

think the linuxfag might be the most boring cunt in the general
somehow even worse than hhl

>>82056964
lets do it lad, lets go deep(no homo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYzCnxmxRVk

>>82056987
I'm going as deep as I can, homo or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrFa_AlXzI4

>>82056955
good lad, wouldn't want your feed going to waste now would we?

>>82056985
Upset again are we because Windows update restarted your pc in the middle of a gooning session?

>>82057006
dont be cruel to piggy lad, he wants to lose his belly

playing that Dark Forces, me.

>Stormtrooper shooting me from above
ha you daft sod, i can use the PgUp/PgDn keys to look up and down. bet you weren't expecting that.

So Charles veitch gets a gang of annoying mongs with cameras to wind up cracks heads

Had a few drinks me haven't I?
The best insights always come after a few drinks. Now listening to one of my YouTube cover singers. Corrr.

anyone else just not bother with life? like what's the point now if you never did anything when you were younger? why work when there's hundreds applying for one shit job? I can kms anyday so no need to worry for the future.

>>82057019
Never had windows force a restart so it sounds like you're bad at computers honestly

>>82057047
aye and he's the one with bodyguards and that.

don't care about legality or whatever, just basic social standards. "tee hee i'm a clown who does not care, look at me!" mate you're a grown man not some ADHD kid in a school. leave the smackheads alone.

>>82057064
unless you cant follow through with it then youre fucked

>>82057047
He's a convicted woman beater. Ask his ex, Stacey. Don't know how he has the cheek going around pretending he's the moral guy.

>>82057072
That's why I do definite method like beachy head or neck on high speed track in the middle of nowhere.

>>82057047
I dont understand how hes managed to get into a fight in every fucking town and ive never found myself in one, deffo goes around being a massive bellend

We all unfuckable rizzless chuds in life
Lmfao

I bet nasty turkish lass is on another holiday again. Her dad is definitely wealthy.

Dunno how to move past my shit life, from start to finish I've been eating shit. Even if I attain my material goals, my spiritual castration seems unlikely to be reversed. Anyone here recovered from a life that wouldn't be out of place in the Early Life section of a serial killers Wikipedia page?

>>82057141
sounds like something to fix in the next life, chalk this one up to a dud and have a chill one and try again

Drinking in the house is pretty sad
I should have went out
Oh well oh well

>>82057154
Been feeling this way. Find myself hoping I develop cancer, so I can justify blowing all my savings on travelling the world before I die

Man started attacking for filming him. Why do people that work for the police not follow the law? I hope he gets a mark on his DBS.
https://youtu.be/Tskrs_BX4XY

just bought this
better than giving it to the bookies

Remember never make a complaint to the police regulator. They are there to protect the police. You have to go through a solicitor and take them to a civil claims court. Many will do it free for you if you can provide good evidence of them being tyrants.

What's the point going outside? You'd only see couples and families. There's no world out there for people like me other than wageslavery in a factory. I don't want to be the one serving the middle classes.

>>82057277
all us disaffected neets need to ave a big wank in the street out of protest.

>The notion of "life passing one by" is rooted in the idea that there is a standard life humans should aspire to and that, without the milestones found on that particular path, one's life may be invalid.

Ohhh susannaaa
What a banger
I want to be sitting by a campfire right about now. Must pursue.

I don't work. I play video games and watch youtube for most of the day. Constant cycle between a few things as low attention span. Been doing this for many years. Can't see me ever working. Even normies struggle to find work. No point even bothering.

>Takin' out a police would make my day
>But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say
>Fuck the police
>Fuck the police

oh my.

>>82057296
Wank outside Ofcom protest.

>>82057046
read this in mark corrigans voice
luv retro games

i've been playing some demo discs on my ps2 and a bit of gt4 prologue

my wageslave life means that when i pass 11pm i basically want to pass out in bed

Any tall buildings to jump off in York? May as well end it in a nice city.

>>82057479
no but they have a busy train station, just saying

So many bangers on YouTube
Endless, even
Honestly I love being drunk, maybe I should try to stay drunk more often :)

>>82057479
get the train up to Durham. you can go up the cathedral tower FOR FREE (fuck you, York Minster).
classic spot. some very romantic deaths. possible ghosts.

>>82057482
I expect stations have low speed limits. That would not work out well.

nobody on /britfeel/ can give up the drink when they say they will ;__;

>>82057521
That's why I've never said I would.

>>82057521
Many such cases! Yeah I seem to stop for a few months then I'm back. It's never really that fun desu. But it keeps my mind off of the big sad etc.

>>82057503
Hope it's at least 100ft drop and nothing breaks the fall then. They'd be pissed off for damage more than someone taking their life.

Tay Tay
Many such bangers
Not gay though, me. Heh.

>Not gay though, me.

>not commiting sudoko in front of (redacted) in one of her dads pubs

>>82057574
you've taken cock up the arse

>>82057609
only true way to show your love. carving (redacted) into your arm isn't enough nowadays.

>>82057596
Le sceptical doggerbreh of uncertainty hehehe
I mean yeah no I'm really really homosexual but aside from that yeah no I'm not gay :)

nothing gay about taking a cock up the arse.

>yeah no I'm not gay

>>82057631
if you imagine it as a womans cock then its probably about 80-85% straight

>>82057631
There is. Yultimately it's very very. I wouldn't recommend. Not for the faint of heart so it's not. Ironic because I'm prone to fainting actually. Hehe. I talk some absolute rubbish when drunk blimey.

>>82057643
when are you gonna post vids of you getting slammed already

>>82057665
Why the bloody ell would I do that

>I talk some absolute rubbish

>>82057693
Lmao, good filename. Good response.

>>82057684
for a laugh and to give the lads something to wank to

thanks for the reccy, You'll Live lad. that was a good album.

Corrrr Oasis just hit the old algorithm
Ze Al Gore Rhythm as it were

want something to wank to? here is the most beautiful person i have ever seen :)

>>82057746
theres no one there you daft cunt, fucking delete this dogshit post

>>82057375
tbf, might work. Feet on the street, willies on the beat, lads.

can't censor real life. Penis Is Not A Crime.

>>82057615
Uhhh yeah only like a few hundred times???? Who cares dude. No big deal!

>taking a cock up the arse hundreds of times
ok thats sounding a bit gay now

listening to Silent Shout by The Knife, me.
just some solid synthpop. sounds a bit like it was made by aliens.

can i stay?

>>82057815
No no you see. I did it in a bisexual way. I'm still bi-winning.

unless you've had your cock up hundreds of vaginas, that makes you a 5 or 6 on the Kinsey scale.

'bisexual' my foot.

>>82057857
Okay on balance. On balance. Bloody elk when you put it like that. Bloody elk lmfao.. bloody ell. I got nothing.

might write some erotica.

She spies you standing there, in your lederhosen. He clicky boots clicking on tile, as she approaches.
"Youngen man!" she exclaims. "Vas ist dat bulge in you're pantzen?".
You stammer "I-I am so sorry officer. I am unable to control my processes!".

>>82057873
unironically brilliant lad, do more

>>82057873
The absolute state of German "humour".
I mean I'm partly German and I don't even get it.

not saying all mortals are Socrates
but have you ever noticed all Socrates are mortal?

>>82057915
It wasn't supposed to be funny...

>>82057949
Oh. The absolute state of me! I don't get humour. Or lack thereof.

4plebs has now blocked NSFW images for UK users.

wonder if Desuarchive will do the same.

it now takes two zolpidems to achieve the effects of one.

Still up drinking me. Don't really know why. Shall get another I reckon. Corrrr.

>>82058049
Would you shag me while drunk?

>>82058059
I could embarrass myself completely by asking a few questions. But I probably shouldn't. Hehehe. Corrr. As you were. Etc etc..

>>82058077
Would you shag Ebin?

a thread on /hr/:
>>>/hr/5095202
that thread on 4plebs:
https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/5095202/

how is it even deciding what counts? these aren't spoilered or marked as NSFW in any way.

Mika on the algorithm now
Kino
Kino indeed
>>82058092
Now look here LOOK LISTEN. I don't want to talk shit about my mate Ebin. But no. I mean. I'm just saying ideally speaking. But in reality speaking. I've done things with worse *shrugs*.

so whats the best country for my VPN? i know nothing about this kind of thing, i was thinking sweden or switzerland

>>82058103
we're getting blocked 1000%

Look here look listen.
I have my type. Ebin doesn't match. But have I did things with worse looking people? Yeah. And also I'd probably kiss ebin just because it's funny + I don't think he's bad looking strictly speaking. I said my piece. Don't like it? Know where the door is sunshine. As you were.
>>82058130
Sweden mentioned. Yes.

Chika is black only

>>82058224
I actually prefer a slightly swarthy Mediterranean look. Opposites attract. Or something.

Chika is all the eva6 we've ever needed x

>>82058252
In the sense of
>Someone IMPLIES something about me
So I must respond..yes I suppose..otherwise no. But I'm just drunk at the moment otherwise I'd probably not respond x.

>>82058267
That and you're a mopey tart

>>82058281
Mopey? That doesn't even scratch the surface. Hehe.

I mean yes on the theory or question of would I go there
I suppose yes. But I got issues as they say..

what are these issues you speak of

>>82058389
Lezzz just say of the paternal variety as it were.

>>82058389
sadboi upon tyne

>>82058397
>>82058403
it could be both ;____;

WE accept you, Chika-kun.

>>82058471
I am slightly sad yes. And near the Tyne..therefore upon the Tyne. Get in. Listening to frank sinatra now. Corrr some absolute bangers. Choonage as it were

>>82058489
get this album on de lid

what is /britfeel/'s favourite font?

>>82058536
Corrr maybe some time
But the algorithm has taken me to Hey Jude
I vill obey ze algorithm

>>82058548
aye algorithm is good when wissed

>>82058582
Corrr
Abba
Angel eyes
But for me? It's super trouper. The best.

>>82058598
will not be singing Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Sweden anymore

isn't England's manager a Swedish?

>>82058611
It all according to keikaku my lidddd
We got that al rummayyan
We got that sesko deal on tap
Isak 120m??? Cursseeeee not. Curseeee not. 150m and we think about it. W-we.okaying 4 4 2 int we? Yeah. 442. Isak and Sesko.

>>82058624
Hello Mr time traveller. He was in like 2002 lmfao. WE'RE ON THE BALL

>>82058624
>>82058662
sven's the man, he's got a plan
we've found that super swede
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMhkYlS33c

>be on bus coming home from tranny bar
>see piccadilly taped off with black people milling about
>wondered what was going on in a normally upmarket part of town
>today browsing r/ukdrill and see the same time and location on camera
>Turns out some Canadian rapper got stabbed there just before my bus went through
Interesting.

>>82058640
eddie embracing full brexit ball would be lush

>>82058686
Those r npcs. One of the immortal brains tricks is to stab ppl in public n then section the area off n do a news report on it. It is just a fake event, he literally stabs his own clones.

ITS EBIN TO SHIPPY
SHIPPY TO CHIKA
CHIKA TO CROSSY
CROSSY HELPER
>>82058709
More likely Isak sold and we buy Wissa/Sekso tbqh. it not lush.

Corrrr
Without You
An absolute banger it is
Slightly worried I may be too drunk now and end up annoying a certain someone. Bloody ell. May need to sober up. Orrr have more. Idk yet

>>82058825
what are you drinking de lid?

>>82058829
Bottles of beer
You know it's not my usual thing. I thought maybe if I drank this, I wouldn't have too much. A very flawed theory. It did not work.

me? ordered some dessert and coffee drinks on that Gopuff just now.

having a chocolate frappe and a tiramisu, it is average and i do mean average.

i use to be a mad lad
now am i boring cunt.

>>82059007
what mad stuff did you get up to?

Why won't Chika stop drinking?

>>82058970
Damn ur gay as fuck nigger. How many cocks can u fit up ur bum?

just ad a late nite pancake, en I??

>>82059162
just one, you dense cunt.

every time someone complains in a shop about them not accepting cash, their face should be added to a database.

Damn ur gay as fuck

every time I think my horniness has gone, it surprises me by coming bac

>>82059510
give onanism a try

>>82059510
give chika a visit

>>82059515
the gooner game?

wtf is gooning? is it just wanking? edging? i was under the impression that gooning was watching porn without wanking, just watching it for the sake of it

ruddy eck, the horn's come over me, so it has
All I can think about is lacy bras. What a situation.

just thinking it would be lovely to cuddle with a girl in a lacy bra. Ooh ekc. What's it like?

>>82059650
>bra
thats where the boobs go you know

>>82059658
hehehe. mad innit?
What are they like? I'd like to touch some, I think,

>>82059666
sort of squishy a bit, but with nipples on, imagine squeezing your own kneecap but instead of your kneecap it was a girls boob, its like that

under-25s please leave.

>>82059680
flip, I wish I was still.
I wish I was, chief.

>>82059679
Hanging a wank now and squeezing my knee cap thinking into a woman't tit. Ohh eck ee by gum.

>>82059680
under 25 years, or stone? either way im staying

Fuckin eeeel! It's a bit honey my lad! Eeee.

>>82059686
sorry i'm an unc, for real for real, so i assume these niqqas be teenagers baka

>>82059691
i actually dunno what i weigh anymore.

>>82059691
Fuckin ell if it's above 25 stone I might have to leave. Not happy with that at all. Not nice.

>>82059702
I was too old for 4chan, like eight years ago.

>>82059710
yea, this is now a /chumba/ general, anyone with a BMI not in the red is not welcome

don't worry Big B i meant age. as in, what people ALWAYS mean when they say "under-25s".
didn't even say st. didn't mean shillings, either.

lad who should leave
>anyone under 25 years old
>anyone who isnt morbidly obese
>anyone who isnt bald or at least balding
>anyone who has done anymore more than holding hands with a girl IRL
be gone chads

How do you find ladies? should I try to riz up the woman next door? She's married, mind

>>82059727
>tfw only lovably chubby, like Tommy Cooper

>>82059719
Thank you for letting me stay. Got a little bit worried there. Been here everyday since October 24. What a sad cunt I am kek.

>>82059735
gtfo cooper you shagger

>>82059735
When Tommy cooper died on stage millions of people were laughing at it. Nasty. Not right.

He di have "the riz" tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YScw3Y7Y5M0

always got uncanney valley vibes from tommy cooper for some reason

they reversed the Tommy Cooper footage. he actually collapsed as a gag and then got up and performed his act.

he's still alive to this day.

>>82059764
Painfully unfunny. Boomers and the silent generation pissed and shitted themselves on Christmas Day over this. It was a family event gathering around the small colour tv watching this crap.

i always got uncanny vibes from Rod Hull.
Emu resembled an emu, but he wasn't one, was he? not really.

mick miller
*sips*
now that bloke was a proper comic

>>82059791
Mum says she saw it live. He just dropped to the floor like a sack of potatoes. You can't find footage of it anywhere now a days.

It was at the royal variety performance I bet the Queen mother did a black magic spell to kill him for her entertainment live on TV.

>>82059835
anons mum shot him

>>82059795
he did hav e"the riz2" HOWEVER

apparently benny hill was always getting blowjobs from fans back int' day aswell, im guessing women but you never know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmvhX3868M
i like this bloke.

Dave Allen was a good'un too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp7IgW4UPJc
class. pure class

That post before that lad made me laugh.
>Im not a pedo but this 12 year old is really pretty

johnny casson, another good one

Morning de lits going to have bacon bacon hottie time soon oh it's gunna be lush

Morning de lits going to have bacon bacon buttie time soon oh it's gunna be lush. Am gunna tell ya I wanna tell ya.

>>82060388
>Morning de lits going to have bacon bacon buttie time soon oh it's gunna be lush. Am gunna tell ya I wanna tell ya.
fascinating

ooh er. Flippin eck. ooh missus

can feel a stinky Guinness poo incoming