Thread 82055184

what's the sluttiest and/or most fucked up sexual thing that you've ever done?

>>82055184 (OP)
Am I the only actual virgin on here?

Does masturbating count as sexual? Because I have never had sex.

>>82055199
No, the sex havers are just very vocal about it

>>82055184 (OP)
Not that extreme but I fucked a girl (well "MTF") in the ass and then later that night, without washing at all, fucked both her mouth and pussy. But she didn't care so whatever.

>>82055184 (OP)
I stuck a cucumber up my ass, also licked a girls butthole.

>>82055184 (OP)
Cucked my HS bully and left her with my kid to raise

I was femdommed by a 43 year old woman when I was 19

ERPed with someone who said they were "female"

>>82055184 (OP)
deepthroated a girl's fingers and sniffed her hairy pits
>>82055237
yeah also buncha shit up my butt

>>82055184 (OP)
back in highschool i would basically free use my girlfriend around my friends. we'd all crowd into my tiny room and play smash bros and i would take breaks to get into my bed with her and creampie her. Sometimes i would take a break from gaming and just feel her up while we all sat around. One time i put a blanket over my lap and had her give me head under it while i was sitting in a circle talking to the boys.

>>82055702
based I think? actually this one might just be weird anon

>>82055725
in hindsight its pretty weird and i cant imagine doing it now but at the time it was just like a normal thing all my friends were chill with, and it was fun and hot getting to bang a few out between rounds of gaming and stuff

>>82055469
please share the story, anon

>>82055184 (OP)
Sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. That was a wild night.

Fucked around with a relative, ended up with a kid as a result.

>>82055184 (OP)
I sent dick and body pics to girls

>>82055184 (OP)
I had gay sex with my little brother when we were both very little. My older female cousin also groomed both of us when she babysat us, we would suck on her tits and rub her pussy.

>>82055184 (OP)
I had spontaneous unprotected anal sex with my trans friend! It was great.

>>82055184 (OP)
Had unprotected sex with a prostitute and came inside of her (did that with a real woman and a tranny, got an std from the tranny and got nothing from the woman)
Pissed down a tranny's throat while they swallowed (they asked me to)
Pissed down a gay faggot's throat for 50 bucks (he asked me to)

>>82055902
>spontaneous
was he clean

opened up a redgifs account to post me crossdressing and riding toys

kissless virgin btw

>>82056119
Well my dick was perfectly clean after it, if that's what you mean, but they were eating normally the whole day prior to it and didn't do any kind of cleaning routine before we did it. If you meant in regards to STDs, we're both clean.

>>82056195
surprised it didnt smell like da poopoo
did he at least cum too

>>82055184 (OP)
fingered a girl who was on her period and licked the blood off my fingers afterwards, also ate asshole

met a 400 lbs. woman on fetlife and got a handjob while watching the hobbit together

>>82056244
>surprised it didnt smell like da poopoo
So was I honestly, but then again I wouldn't have cared. We were just too horny.
>did he at least cum too
Nope, but you'll find that mtf often have broken/nonfunctional dicks, and they often don't care or are happier that way.

>>82056342
yeah i know but my oral fixation is too strong, i would have totally at least sucked him off. still mad i didnt suck off a femboy who was sending me out of the blue dickpics this summer

>>82055184 (OP)
Had my ex jerk me off under the covers while her little brother sat next to me on the couch.
>>82055199
I am she refused to ever fuck

>>82055184 (OP)
I fucked a married woman and then got fucked by a married man the same day.

>>82056342
>they often don't care
Bottoming for men gives me internal orgasms, I don't like having my dick stroked because it distracts from the strong internal sensations.

>>82055702
>>82055753
What did the room smell like? Were the boys inhaling deeply?

>>82055184 (OP)
fingered my ex in the woods
also fucked her in the ass cuz i wanted to be the first to do so, call me petty

I went to a foot party twice, unironically

>>82055184 (OP)
Uhmm... letting my dog lick my mouth while I masturbated (i'm a woman btw)

>>82056887
>my mouth
nowhere else?

>>82056887
>(i'm a woman btw)
yeah we know, you didnt need to write it down

had sex with a male
recorded myself twerking and shared it online
t. male

>>82056895
It was a dog that I liked very much, so I didn't have the courage or the desire to make an even bigger degeneration.

>>82056672
To a what? Please explain

>>82056998
But like if the dog was a total jerk, you would've had it go to town on your pussy?

I fucked my twin male sibling (im female). We are same age

>>82055184 (OP)
I actually went through with being a sissy. I shaved my body and posted pics online. I had a muscular guy with a huge dick who had a wife at home come over to fuck me. Inviting him over and undressing from my sweatpants and sweatshirt down to lingerie and a chastity in front of him for the first time was exhilarating, and taking his dick was euphoric.

>>82055184 (OP)
One girl jacked me off in the back of a bus on a school trip while she had her shy turbo introvert friend watch

This is more on her than on me but I fucked a friend of a friend's gf while out with them all and a larger group of friends.

I fucked her so good she broke up with her bf to be with me for a while, clearly their relationship was stagnant at best and I just happened to be there.

We loved to have sex in public, at parks and train stations. She wouldn't want me to stop even if her brother or parents were at her bedroom door, which were all next door to each other. Just like 3AM on a weekdays with her moaning like a ghost while I'm banging her pussy like we're trying to hammer nails into the floor using her bed.

One girl I was dating set up a threesome with her friend, fucked her friend too good and everything turned crazy jealous & I got broken up with.

Had a threesome and also group sex with a couple of memesexual girls and then one of their friends until their relationship also spiraled down into crazy jealousy and they broke up.

Tried to make another threesome happen with another girl and her sister where we would be making out in front of her hanging out with her watching TV or swimming in their pool, that one didn't happen but I can guess how things would've ended up.

None of the threesomes were ever my idea either, just pure blind stupid luck.

>>82056655
it was a room packed full of teenage boys so honestly the guy sweat smell overpowered the sex smell by a lot. One time i came in her and then just fell asleep holding her like that and started snoring. actually very cozy memory, i remember it fondly.

>>82057052
How old were you when u did it?

>>82057172
25. I'd done stuff with guys before but it was way hotter doing it this way.

>>82056672
What is a foot party and how can I go to one?

I let my dog lick my privates. Probably the most disgusting thing I've ever done (+ got caught by my dad)

>>82057425
I 100% believe this because i did it too except I never got caught. Rip lel. What happened when he caught you though?

>>82057425
dw so has my ex, the slag

Went out, cheated on my gf and then fucked her when I got home

>>82056887
I've always wanted to do something like this but with a cat. I've thought about going around town with some tuna smeared on my dick until I attract a stray.

>>82055226
>MTF
>pussy
This is by far the most disgusting shit on this thread.
>>82056099
Where can I find people to ask me to piss on their throat?
>>82056155
Link?
>>82057026
>twin sibling
>We are same age
Don't you say?

>>82055184 (OP)
Used to make dating accounts saying I was an adult then few days in let them know I was a kid, if only you all knew how many people are fine with fucking a kid, I miss it.

>>82058416
>Where can I find people to ask me to piss in their throat?
Literally just be a male. I wouldn't describe myself as a chad, at all. One look at me and there is nothing chad about me. I'm not tall, I don't look like a model, I'm not ripped.
Download grindr and wait, lower your standards, you might get a homo ask you to piss down their throat.

>>82058542
>Download grindr
I'm afraid of someone I know finding me there.

>>82058568
I had that happen. To the surprise of no one, homos can be catty. They went out of their way to make a thing about it.
Your worry isn't unfounded. You don't want some asshole to make an ordeal about it. You want to be lowkey about it. If you're really worried about someone seeing you on there then either accept the risk or just dont fuck with it at all. Pissing down someone's throat (consensually) is not worth potentially getting outed. It is a 2/10 sexual experience. I don't like anything with piss

>>82058635
I think it's less likely to happen for me cause I don't like men, only cute trannies but they're an unicorn. Pissing on someone by not be all that great but it beats being a virgin.

>>82058692
>>82058635
>>82058568
I've used grindr. My main profile picture was just neck-down. Didn't use my real name. Only messaged people from areas where my friends didn't live. Really not too hard if you're mildly cautious about avoiding people you know.

>>82058692
Everyone can see your profile even if you only want to fuck trannies or piss down their throat. The tranny I pissed in was not hot, they were older. I was young and dumb.>>82058721
Maybe do this. I used my face to get more replies.

>>82058779
>I used my face to get more replies
To be clear, I did send my face in private messages.

>>82055184 (OP)
>what's the sluttiest and/or most fucked up sexual thing that you've ever done?
Office sex
Roof sex
Stairway sex (late at night)
Floor sex at a coffeeshop (she worked there and was closed)
Bus fingering
Good times