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Anonymous No.82056737 >>82056817 >>82056904 >>82056972 >>82057009 >>82057190 >>82057369 >>82058113 >>82058136 >>82058188
Anon..?...you're not like...a virgin, are you?
Anonymous No.82056815 >>82056831
What if I am? What are you gonna do?
Anonymous No.82056817 >>82056831
>>82056737 (OP)
yeah I am
is it a big deal?
Anonymous No.82056831 >>82056845
>>82056815
>>82056817
Ahahahahahahahahahaha I'm gonna shoot you ahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous No.82056837
>82056737
This doesn't happen and OP eats dicks for a living
Anonymous No.82056845
>>82056831
aarggaa I'm having a stroke aa call an ambulance
but not for me >:3
Anonymous No.82056898
YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF GRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.82056904 >>82056959
>>82056737 (OP)
You already made this thread, fag.

But since we're redoing things; No qnd I wish I was. The only reason you aren't is because you fucked the family dog.
Anonymous No.82056959 >>82057069 >>82057073
>>82056904
People make the same fucking threads everyday and somehow this one's a big deal? KYS You bestiality faggot
Anonymous No.82056972
>>82056737 (OP)
Serious question, do you have to grab the woman and have forceful sex if she asks this question?
Anonymous No.82057009
>>82056737 (OP)
one time i tried counting how many women i've had sex with and got to about 13 before i couldn't think of any more, but now i haven't had sex in 1 year and 8 months so i feel like a virgin again.
Anonymous No.82057069
>>82056959
>People make the same fucking threads everyday and somehow this one's a big deal?
No. If they were big deals we wouldn't be in this stagnant mess. They're petty nonsense threads that can't even tickle an erect penis. Even an AI could make better threads. That's just the state of the board.
Stupid to complain, stupid to post, stupid to even talk at all. That's what this board is.
Anonymous No.82057073
>>82056959
>KYS You bestiality faggot
I didn't fuck the dog, you did.
Anonymous No.82057190
>>82056737 (OP)
Some people say it don't count, but I lost my virginity to a prostitute at 18 for 30$ after losing hope I'll ever get a girl. She was nice to me since I told her it was my first time.
Since then I lost my virgin identity and found girls to fug.
What's that about a dog?
Anonymous No.82057369
>>82056737 (OP)
I thought sex wasn't everything
Anonymous No.82058113
>>82056737 (OP)
No I already told you I did the sexual sex many times...
Anonymous No.82058136
>>82056737 (OP)
i want to breed Wiess
Anonymous No.82058188
>>82056737 (OP)
What to do if a girl asks you this point blank? It's obvious that she's shit testing you. She's insinuating that you're doing a terrible job courting/interacting with her, so you're coming across as inexperienced. How to respond smoothly?