Thread 82057667

I am 27 and I really wish I was 7 years younger, living in a big city, playing guitar in a band, dating young cute alt girls, and living life as a cool young man. I hate being old. I hate looking at myself. I hate being myself.

>>82057667 (OP)
Money and helping others fixes a lot of that op.
Go make money and help people along the way

zoomers are fucked in the head

>>82057667 (OP)
I wish I grew up before the internet took off. Instead of having healthy experiences with the opposite sex I developed a porn addiction that turned my soul ugly.

>>82057680
>helping others
why the fuck should i do this if they aren't my friends or family?
is there a genuine logical reason?
normies keep saying this shit so assume there isn't

>>82057667 (OP)
27 is young actually

>>82057667 (OP)
Im 20 and do all that except date cause they all date guys your age, even up to 40.

>>82057667 (OP)
>heightmatch
either findom, tranny, or both

>>82057935
so you just life in a city and play in a band is what you're saying

>>82057804
Its called being a good hecking person. And it is free.

>>82057667 (OP)
I saw this thread last week.
lmao

it's not just a wasted youth retard, it's a whole ass wasted life pining like a faggot for something you chose to not do, grass is greener bitches will always cry no matter how good they have it

>>82057667 (OP)
im 19, live in a big city (la), play guitar (not in a band), only dated 1 cute alt girl, and im inside doing nothing. im happy.

>>82058564
For many this would be more than enough. You are just a faggot.

>>82058887
i would want to date more cute alt girls but im rather shy, not sure what to do about it.

>>82057667 (OP)
27 is young, anon. Your whole life's ahead of you.
Though I wish I was 20 again also...

>>82057667 (OP)
Everyone else just got their prime living out of the way early, op. Surely our time is coming soon.

>>82058300
Girls on her toes retard

>>82057804
it gives feel good brain chemicals.

>>82057921
>>82058935
27 is effectively middle aged. Real young people think of you as mid 30s at that age

>>82059445
>Real young people think of you as mid 30s at that age
Little babies maybe. You are not 18 anymore but still very young. I've seen actual older people (45) rebrand themselfs, find brand new careers, love and a sense of peace.
>27 is effectively middle aged
It's not. You could complain if you were 40, but I already told you that EVEN at that age, life is chalkfull of opportunity for growth.

>>82059504
OP is clearly not talking about wanting middle aged nonsense like starting a business, or "enjoying the small things". He is mourning the loss of what everyone universally recognizes is the single most precious and fun time of life - youth. Fast, sexual, intense, electric youth. He wants experience. A taste.

>>82059561
He needs to get a taste before he gets even older or else he will stop caring about everything.

>>82057667 (OP)
You're obviously a closet homo. Get your ass fucked a little

>>82059504
genx nigger death. fucking kill yourself you geriatric leech

>>82057667 (OP)
>27 years old
>Crying about being old

If you are like this already, you might as well prepare the noose and chair because it gets ALOT worse from here.

>>82059612
this
OP, come holler i can help with that

I am okay with being in my thirties except for the fact that I tore something in my knee and never had the money to get it fixed. I know it'll only get worse, too. American healthcare is a joke.

>>82059591
Its too late for him. He is too old to live like that

>>82059504
>life is chalkfull
oh dear god this guy is serious isn't he

>>82059874
Now imagine messing your knee up AND your spinal discs. I'm 30 too and fucked up my spine working manual labor. My first surgery failed and I'll most likely be in pain for the rest of my life, the fact that I can't work manual labor anymore sucks too since I can't make an income now, my only choice is to go back to school, but even then? living a life in constant pain? what's the fucking point?

>>82059941
ai will solve your problem within 7 years hold on

>>82059874
You dont have to pay your medical bills honestly

25 khv how over is it for me?

>>82060772
troon out, you would be a cute twinkhon

>>82060772
phone flips pictured for some reason sorry

>>82060772
>>82060772
fedora-tipping moderator, not reddit-esque but more like you moderate what's left of the fur affinity userbase

>>82060772
I pray that your hairline isn't terrible but it probably is
Cute cat and you look decent minus the balding, not sure how you could work that out but there's solid potential here, A hair transplant might be best but those are pretty expensive.

>>82060888
I'm on finasteride which stuck the hairline at the nw2 stage which isnt that bad, hair transplants look bad and would just make me look worse imo.
On one hand I get no hoes and I'm pretty sure women find me disgusting yet on the other hand my normie and chad friends insist that I have severe body dysmorphia. They're bullshitting to up my confidence right? I would have gotten laid by now if I looked decent

>>82060772
i look too damn good for this fucking board jesus christ

>>82060827
>>82061003
shit so it's just over for me then? Not like I can self improve out of this I'm skinny on skincare and hairline meds not much else I can do

36 yo here

i like that younger dudes are struggling with the same stuff i did, makes me feel not so alone.

misery loves company, the cycle continues.

37 here

if i knew the shit i knew now back then, i'd be unstoppable

I fucked up my 20s and im fucking up my 30s but at least im trying to get myself out there

i just want young love i wanna feel stupid i haven't had that shit since i was 20 dude goddamn.

>>82060772
You look normal
Like the type of dude you run into and not get disgusted but neither pleased from looking at
For 25 you look definitely younger - more of 'mature' 20 than just 25

>>82060927
Get a front-facing picture of hairline because from that angle even my 11-year old niece looks like she needs a transplant
>my normie and chad friends insist that I have severe body dysmorphia
Yup
>They're bullshitting to up my confidence right?
Nope

Shit forgot which board I'm on
Rope or troonmaxx there is no jope

>>82057667 (OP)
My sister's a Stacy and dated a guy way, way older than you. It was really awkward whenever I was around him but fortunately for him nobody cared about how I felt.

>>82057667 (OP)
Satan makes all the music. Yeah all the famous ppl know how to teleport. Theyre his clones. Thats the big secret about this reality. This reality knew about cameras by default cuz god was already omnipotent here dude. ROFL, he just likes to torture us and make it look like hes really poor and weak.

Satan wrote like every post in this thread. Its his big gimmick is replying to himself, he even does this in real life when he is in our presence with his clones. Totally like the cringiest thing to watch dude.

>>82061753
>>82061764
Just take your fucking meds dumbss

>>82061780
Dude hes names con you west, becuz he cons the western world with his lyrics which r subliminally promising free sex n money if they murder ppl. N dude? Shes named Taylor Swift dude becuz it is LORE n u need to be swift. Taylors like one of gods favorite names for hot girls dude becuz it means lore. Becuz god gaurentees we dont have a girlfriend. N dude, another one even tho u r satan unfortunately he never lets me talk to a real person. I dont actually even know any other musicians dude. Alright wait i got one more. That song on the radio that mentions sex, remember the one I am talking about? Satan puts sex on the radio to essentially molest you, becuz when u hear a man talk about sex it produces an intense anger inside u becuz it is extremely gay n insulting. Tats actually y cars get free radios cuz the radio is such a powerful tool to molest u. Hes rly satan n he really tortures humans, not a joke lol he cuts their balls off n is immortal.

>>82057667 (OP)
>I hate being old. I hate looking at myself. I hate being myself.
At 27 I could still get asked for ID if I shaved my beard. Now at 30, most people who don't know me think I'm 23-24. I don't feel like I've aged either. Maybe you just have bad genetics? Are you obese maybe?

>>82061833
Dude there r no obese ppl. Obese ppl r satans clones dude. He just makes them obese on purpose becuz he likes to show off his power n authority over the lands n to show us his sacrifice here. Becuz satan took ur mom n sisters virginity, he looks like a bad guy. Becuz u didnt take any virginities. But, u cant b jealous becuz the big brain satan who clones himself to have sex with virgins makes some of his toons hes rolled obese! N if he is enjoying the virgins, then he must not enjoy being obese. He also tells lots of jokes using obese ppl, becuz they look kinda fucked up n funny dude. But, they r actually a magical omnipotent being who has absolute authority over gravity n science stuff becuz he is an immortal, permanent n immutable fire n authority over the lands of this dimension. But he doesnt let us have virgin wives, n doesnt explain how or why we got here. He merely kills his own clones n fucks virgins in front of us, over n over he does those two things with absolute authority in a blazing firey storm.

>>82061742
it's pretty bad, no bald spot at the back though.

>>82059445
why do you care what they think
you should never, ever give a flying fuck what kids think

>>82057921
People always say that but the reality is you're only as old as the women you can fuck. I'm 28 and I get rejected over and over again by women 18-22 (the only women of value IMO).

Women my own age are more obtainable but it's always super obvious that they all have baggage and at the end of the day I know if they were 18-22 they wouldn't give me a chance.

My fuck buddy is 36 and was in a 13yr relationship before I got with her. I honestly respect her more than any woman I've met in their 20s

>>82061043
Honestly you're kinda radiating school shooter vibes, piggybacking off of the previous fur affinity moderator allegations.. but with a few tweaks it's salvageable. Have you considered getting a nose ring? Just a thin black one. Your hair has the sparsiness of gollum and I am super duper sorry about the male pattern baldness but is there barber shop that specializes in alternative styles? Keep the length, it's nice & growing it out a little might bahoove your appearance but just schedule an appointment with a high quality Japanese barber and take notes on their nuggets of knowledge. Emphasis on Japanese, the onichan kawaii desu people seem to know what they're doing. The glasses are flattering in my calm objective opinion, no need to switch the frames. Just work on your confidence, maybe fall into the Andrew Tate pipeline for ultimate inflated machismo. Pick up a dumbell once in a while. Grow some facial hair but not a Tennesse hillbilly beard. That's my two cents as a femcel.

>>82057667 (OP)
im 33 and still talking to 18-24 year old alt girls and im not in a band or anything crazy. just start following them online lol

>>82057667 (OP)
What you've fell in love with is the commercialised version sold to you by ads and tv. Real life begins when you take action and go somewhere, not wallowing in despair over lost years.
>I am 27 and I really wish I was 7 years younger, living in a big city, playing guitar in a band, dating young cute alt girls, and living life as a cool young man.
Very few young men do this, most are studying and working. Some have gfs, a lot don't. Only rich kids can really live this and even then it's idealised. It's not real.
>muh youth
Is just people pretending to do things they think they should be doing when they're young. There's nothing stopping you from finding younger friends and travelling with them.

25 here
not a virgin, but i've only had one relationship and she treated me like absolute shit.

Am I cooked lads?

>>82062000
Because we want to fuck them anon

>>82057667 (OP)
Serious question as a 19 year old. Am I doomed to have my youth and good looks wasted just because I'm a fucking NEET living in Latin America? Not only living there, but also feeling completely incompatible with the normgroid culture.

>>82061521
>37 here
>>82061149
>36 yo here
damn time to start a family unc

>>82059561
>middle aged nonsense like starting a business, or "enjoying the small things".
That's not what I'm talking about. All I say is even at middle age (which OP is far away from) you can have a satisfying life and make your own wild ride.
>youth. Fast, sexual, intense, electric youth
It's a meme and really overrated; no one knows what they're doing and are cringe. You can do that at late 20s. Just go to a rave or something. You wanna be a fucking, party animal you could do that at late 20s. Yes, OP missed doing it in highschool but still have time to get the experience he's looking for +-.
>>82059662
No, you kill yourself, faggot bitch.
>>82059916
I am. From my experience, it's true. I've met people in their 40s in raves and they are not the odd ones out (tho there are parties and raves where they would be) my point is you can do all of that, and have more time then you think.

>>82057667 (OP)
Same but I'm 34. I've always been late experiencing everything in life. First kiss/sex at 27. I'll never experience having a gf at a young (normal) age and ptp. Middle school sucked a lot, but at least the girls weren't infected from social media yet. Jerking off all my life has given me death grip syndrome and I can't even cum from vaginal sex most of the time, despite not being circumcised. Those times were just a random hookup, so no chance to get used to pussy stimulation.

Escaping into games isn't even the same anymore. Things get boring fast and whenever you go out the door you see happy couples. Colleagues discussing dating and all the adventures they had when they were younger. We only have one chance at life and unfortunately we fucked it up. I don't think I'll ever cave and settle for a roastie with kids though.

>>82057667 (OP)
You know if you get rich and wait a bit you can still date (or at least fuck) alt girls. I am 34 and a wizard and in some kind of hilarious irony I am in the stage of my life where I would be deemed a good catch, but just old now. I have seen a lot of old man / young hot woman pairs in the city though, might just look into that as I get older still.

>>82060772
>>82061043
A different haircut and glasses would make a huge difference in your appearance. Although shorter hair will reveal your hairline. Also a change of wardrobe is needed if that polo is what you generally wear.
>>82062649
Most girls hate long hair on guys, unless you're a metalhead and find a specific girl who's into that. Hard to tell from the picture, but you look fine otherwise.
Never let a girl treat you like shit though. I used to be like that but later had fights with girls, fearing they'd never talk to me again. But they actually like it when you dare to stand up for what you believe. Also women are weird and need emotional poking. That's why nice guys without drama are considered boring to most of them.

>>82062649
You look well under 25. You aren't hot but you aren't hideous. Cut your hair. Upgrade your fit. You absolutely can still bang 21 yeah old alt chicks if you wanted.

What is your current strategy for going out?

>>82063636
How old do you think 25 looks? He looks very much his age kek.

>>82057804
Be. Better. And. Expect. Nothing.

>>82063931
You are being ironic aren't you?

>>82063478
the women ive met in vienna tend to like my hair quite a bit, but those people are generally unhinged
>>82063636
usually i just head out to the pub, nurse a couple beers while writing, then wind up in a friend group sometime around happy hour.
>>82063899
yeah desu.

>>82062293
Do they suck your neener or nah