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Anonymous No.82059079 >>82059082 >>82059085 >>82059160 >>82059363 >>82059401 >>82063210 >>82063213 >>82065923 >>82067282
Circumcised and non-white AMA
Anonymous No.82059082 >>82059106 >>82059139
>>82059079 (OP)
what are you if you're not white?
how long is it?
pics or fake
Anonymous No.82059085 >>82059139
>>82059079 (OP)
if you had to choose between having penises for hands or testicles for eyes which one would you pick and why
Anonymous No.82059106 >>82059139
>>82059082
Are you muslim? Or jewish? Or just an unlucky evangelical son?
Anonymous No.82059139 >>82059193 >>82059331 >>82059934
>>82059082
>what are you if you're not white?
Black-white-mix

>how long is it?
When I bone press it's close to 7 but I struggle getting that hard

>pics or fake
You sure you need them anon?

>>82059085
I'll get those brain implant thingies and goon my life away with those 3 wieners

>>82059106
My mom is christian and despises foreskin. There are basically no other guys zoomer guys with a snipped penis in this country. So I was giga unlucky, yeah.
sage No.82059160 >>82059222
>>82059079 (OP)
do you feel resentment towards your folks for getting you cut
Anonymous No.82059193 >>82059222
>>82059139
>black white mix
lucky bitch i only got the black part
7 is ok i guess i think im about the same but i don't do any bonepressing shit i'm gonna keep my virgin cock as all natural as i can thank you maybe ill use a pump thats about it
>You sure you need them anon?
yes nigga post your cock as proof of your claims
Anonymous No.82059222 >>82059261
>>82059160
I'm pretty pissed I'll never have a functioning dick and her reason for cutting it off was lackluster but she probably had the best intentions with it so it's hard to blame her.

>>82059193
Being purely one race seems fun though but yeah white blood is nice.

>i'm gonna keep my virgin cock as all natural as i can
It's just a standardized way to measure penises without it I'm 6.5 inches

>yes nigga post your cock as proof of your claims
Does it have to be hard?
Anonymous No.82059261 >>82059332
>>82059222
>Being purely one race seems fun
yeah nigga genetics are actually pretty kino if you get the right ones, i have crazy muscle definition and i don't even lift
>I'm 6.5 inches
a decent cock have you used it on anyone yet? you should hurry up and do it, its for your own good
>Does it have to be hard?
alright i dont actually want to see your cock i was just testing you nigga, welcome to the resistance
Anonymous No.82059331 >>82059352
>>82059139
Are you from Canada?
Anonymous No.82059332 >>82059387
>>82059261
>yeah nigga genetics are actually pretty kino if you get the right ones, i have crazy muscle definition and i don't even lift
And le whole black larp is swag too like you're by default scarier and cooler and you have your "tribe" so to speak

>a decent cock have you used it on anyone yet? you should hurry up and do it, its for your own good
Nah I have weird incel aura girls want nothing to do with my pp

>alright i dont actually want to see your cock i was just testing you nigga, welcome to the resistance
What exactly were you testing lol?
Anonymous No.82059352 >>82059360
>>82059331
No, EU desu
Anonymous No.82059360 >>82059463
>>82059352
Is your mom the black one or white one?
sage No.82059363 >>82059463
>>82059079 (OP)
how is living in the EU, i feel like its easier to be a robot in america, EU has good public transit and zoning
Anonymous No.82059387 >>82059463
>>82059332
>And le whole black larp is swag too
it depends i don't really have black swag per se, i don't want to be scary either desu i want to be a cute nigga so librarian ladies and alt girls hit on me and stuff
>Nah I have weird incel aura
damn that's a tough one have you thought of escortmaxxing or maybe even edatemaxxing? you need to use that cock young man
>What exactly were you testing lol?
idk nigga i was just being retarded bruh
Anonymous No.82059401 >>82059463
>>82059079 (OP)
oh, man... sorry.
Anonymous No.82059463 >>82059492 >>82059696
>>82059360
My mom is white.

>>82059363
I can't really compare but I think I would stick out less in the US still, food, transit, housing, healthcare, uni stuff is great.

>>82059387
>librarian ladies and alt girls hit on me and stuff
Tough crowd, are you sure about going after such high level mobs?

>damn that's a tough one have you thought of escortmaxxing or maybe even edatemaxxing? you need to use that cock young man
Unless I have some really gud opportunity I'll secure my virgin status. I feel like being a virgin makes fapping feel better, once I know what sex is actually like it'll be less magical.

>>82059401
One is fine but both is kinda crushing desu
Anonymous No.82059492 >>82059618
>>82059463
>Tough crowd, are you sure about going after such high level mobs?
i've been grinding fat girl mobs and frumpy looking white woman mobs for some time the exp gains are not very high so i have to go to the harder level. I will find the top floor librarian boss and plap her with the VBBC and complete the virgin questline nigga!
> I feel like being a virgin makes fapping feel better
maybe idk, i feel like its breaking my dick kinda i'm super horny man you have no clue
Anonymous No.82059618 >>82059665
>>82059492
>i've been grinding fat girl mobs and frumpy looking white woman mobs for some time the exp gains are not very high so i have to go to the harder level.
Lowkey I wanna secure a late 20s single white mom

>I will find the top floor librarian boss and plap her with the VBBC and complete the virgin questline nigga!
Taking a 7 incher to a quiet librarian sounds very exciting desu, fapworthy even

>maybe idk, i feel like its breaking my dick kinda i'm super horny man you have no clue
I feel like big dicks break easier. What typa stuff do you fap to?

My energy is rapidly draining I will go to bed now before it turns 5 am. Maybe a miracle happens and the thread is still up when I wake.
Anonymous No.82059665 >>82059790
>>82059618
>Lowkey I wanna secure a late 20s single white mom
i don't think i could date a single mom,i dont like kids in general and i dont want to traumatize some random kids either but an older lady yes please sign me up
>Taking a 7 incher to a quiet librarian sounds very exciting desu, fapworthy even
thats what i mean, they need the VBBC while its still in its prime? why wont they love me?
>I feel like big dicks break easier. What typa stuff do you fap to?
milfs taking the backshots or in missionary getting bred obviously by the bbc so i can self insert
I doubt this thread will still be up, what games do you play nigga? you got discord or some shit i'll play games with you when i get better wifi
Anonymous No.82059696 >>82059790
>>82059463
Why does your mom hate foreskin so much? Is your dad from Africa?
Anonymous No.82059790 >>82059920
>>82059665
>i don't think i could date a single mom,i dont like kids in general and i dont want to traumatize some random kids either but an older lady yes please sign me up
They're open minded, slutty and way easier because no guy wants a chick with a kid. Basically just an easy way to secure a girl out of your league.

>thats what i mean, they need the VBBC while its still in its prime? why wont they love me?
It sounded like you're reasonably fit too that shit would be a spectacle, I'm rooting for you.

>milfs taking the backshots or in missionary getting bred obviously by the bbc so i can self insert
That's primal undeniably good taste almost makes me want to wring one out before bed lel.

>I doubt this thread will still be up, what games do you play nigga? you got discord or some shit i'll play games with you when i get better wifi
I play trashy mobile gacha, chess, mahjong, new hero shooters, civ. I really flip with you anon but I don't think I have the bravery for discord. Maybe drop your tag so I can save it somewhere in case I grow balls.

>>82059696
>Why does your mom hate foreskin so much?
I assume she thinks it's an ugly useless piece of skin only useful for masturbation

>Is your dad from Africa?
No, my grandfather.
Anonymous No.82059920 >>82061969
>>82059790
>They're open minded, slutty and way easier
i'll consider this for the harem route maybe but i have to be super desperate at that point
>I'm rooting for you
thanks nigga i need all the help i can get
>new hero shooters
i play Rivals...and apex but i mainly like milsims
heres my tag it might change idk
3738930303
Anonymous No.82059934 >>82061969
>>82059139
what's it like being a mutt?
Anonymous No.82060636 >>82060676 >>82061969
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Good luck buddy
Anonymous No.82060676 >>82061969
>>82060636
is this real or larp? if real how old is too old to start?
Anonymous No.82061912
quick savu bumpu
Anonymous No.82061969 >>82063061
>>82059920
>i'll consider this for the harem route maybe but i have to be super desperate at that point
You need a predisposition towards liking it desu otherwise it's not worth

>i play Rivals
I like rivals but the EOMM is brutal

>>82059934
Honestly it's tough you're automatically at the bottom of every hierarchy amongst other kids/pubescent boys growing up.

>>82060636
I kneel for the power of foreskin

>>82060676
Whatever age you currently are
Anonymous No.82063061 >>82063164
>>82061969
Oh its you lightskin anon, how did you sleep?
>You need a predisposition towards liking it
I think maybe one to fill it out? im not trying to hit a high number
>but the EOMM is brutal
Yeah its tough alot of the characters are brainless
White woman with big ass and tits=best most brainless character
a little annoying
did you save my dis? why are you scared to use it? no pressure
Anonymous No.82063164 >>82063233
>>82063061
>Oh its you lightskin anon, how did you sleep?
Yesh surprisingly it survived I woke up to it on page 10 but I guess those are fairly inactive hours. Only slept 6 hours but it felt gud.

>Yeah its tough alot of the characters are brainless
I can enjoy some brainless champs, who do you play? I assume you're a bit younger than me so you probably weren't around for the overwatch craze, right?

>White woman with big ass and tits=best most brainless character
>a little annoying
You need to let out that frustration with her in bed

>did you save my dis? why are you scared to use it? no pressure
Yesh, it's just my temperament so I get nervous.
Anonymous No.82063210 >>82063449
>>82059079 (OP)
im cut and nonwhite too
youre not special 99% of arabs are like that
Anonymous No.82063213 >>82063449
>>82059079 (OP)
Im ukrainian and circumsised because of phimosis
Anonymous No.82063229 >>82063449
I'm circumsised as a newborn in a country where less than like 3% of people get circumsised. FML
Anonymous No.82063233 >>82063449
>>82063164
I play Jeff, Ultronm MK and Cap no white women for me
im 24 but i never got a chance to play games when OW came out
yes i need a pawg to have breeding sex with.
its ok if you're shy whenever you're reagy ig
Anonymous No.82063424 >>82063449
non-circumcised and white AMA
Anonymous No.82063449 >>82063462 >>82063495 >>82063608
>>82063210
I'm not arab though

>>82063213
Uuuf that sucks I heard usually docs just ask you to stretch it or wait a few years since it resolves itself most of the time

>>82063229
Dang that messes up the whole development of the penis. Hopefully you aren't in a country with social nudity that stuff is embarrassing.

>>82063233
>im 24 but i never got a chance to play games when OW came out
We're the same age desu

>yes i need a pawg to have breeding sex with.
With how motivated you are I would've expected you to catch one by now. 24 years of virginity all released on one girl, jeeez.

>>82063424
I kneel to my superior
Anonymous No.82063462 >>82063788
>>82063449
maybe, but i wanted to be cut very much so i asked for it
Anonymous No.82063495 >>82063788
>>82063449
>kneel to my superior
I think we're all equal
you don't have to kneel
unless you want to get a better look
Anonymous No.82063608 >>82063788
>>82063449
> same age desu
oh nice everyone i meet online and irl is younger than me or wayyy older
>With how motivated you are
some days im motivated some days i remember its over constant back and forth lol
Anonymous No.82063788 >>82063821
>>82063462
Well as long as you're happy with it

>>82063495
That's very egalitarian of you, still those are two very awesome traits so I wanna pay my respect. *Three awesome traits if you're also a boob guy

>>82063608
It seems that way, you still have that lively virgin spirit so I thought you were a bit younger than me

>some days im motivated some days i remember its over constant back and forth lol
Hmmm what makes you think it's le over?
Anonymous No.82063821 >>82064062
>>82063788
>that lively virgin spirit
is that right? it's obvious even through typing...damn its over
>Hmmm what makes you think it's le over?
no girls ever really wanted me unless they were cheating on their bf or husband or something...or fat i don't really like it lol
i also don't want to go after girls when im older that just want me to bankroll their life after they had fun when i was still stuck jerkin my dick alone feels unfair, unless they let me have a harem of course
Anonymous No.82063849 >>82064062
The last thing I see will be impending facesitting
Anonymous No.82064062 >>82064167 >>82064407
>>82063821
>is that right? it's obvious even through typing...damn its over
Why? It's a good thing. Most adult virgins turn lame instead.

>no girls ever really wanted me unless they were cheating on their bf or husband or something
What the hell type of girls are you encountering. Anyway, principally it sound like you have something that girls are attracted to. Just spend a bunch of time around cute librarian/alt girls and one should hop on your dick eventually.

>i also don't want to go after girls when im older that just want me to bankroll their life after they had fun when i was still stuck jerkin my dick alone feels unfair
That's just how it is desu 2/3 of guys under 30 aren't dating, still you could probably secure a young gf if you're more engaged than the average male

>unless they let me have a harem of course
Do you think it would be easier for you to get casual sex than a gf? What type of girls would you want in your harem?

>>82063849
Gud death for a virgin
Anonymous No.82064167
>>82064062
>It's a good thing.
ok sometimes i can be negative but i always try to keep it fun i guess
> Just spend a bunch of time around cute librarian/alt girls
YES its my goal I've started grooming more so i can be cute and they will want to talk to me! i don't want to be scary or nonchalant like tyrone black guys i want to be cute!
>What type of girls would you want in your harem?
girls that i would want to fuck but for body and face i dont have high standards. average looking girls that arent far even "ugly" girls that arent unhealthy i like too.
I think they should be passionate about stuff so i can watch them improve and be proud of them obviously we'll fuck after to celebrate. i guess filipinas/thais fit this i do like them alot i wonder if they like games and anime i don't know too much about their culture. oh bi girls too maybe so we can do wild threesomes
alas its all a dream...its over
Anonymous No.82064407 >>82064484
>>82064062
>YES its my goal I've started grooming more so i can be cute and they will want to talk to me!
What's your routine?

>i don't want to be scary or nonchalant like tyrone black guys i want to be cute!
Not a bad niche for getting alt girls

>alas its all a dream...its over
Who ever really gets what they want in the end though? And think about it for every extra girlfriend you have someone else has one less
Anonymous No.82064484 >>82065178
>>82064407
skincare, haircare, food and exercise.
I mostly wash my face with mild stuff and use bar shampoo for hair its better, i've started letting my hair down more and going to a salon the girls there know how to take care of you and stuff.
Man nobody is having a good relationship these days anyway lol give me your women fools!(the good ones ofc) ill take better care of them muhahaha!
Anonymous No.82064985 >>82065022 >>82065178
I'd love to be this blackanons friend... Hope you don't mind repressed bi fags...
Anonymous No.82065022
>>82064985
im not bi! i want two cute filipinas who like weird anime and milsims to suck my dick and balls simultaneously! and maybe a third alt white pawg to hand out the backshots!
because i want to be cute and don't mind being open about my thoughts with my bros doesn't make me gay! its gay to think that's gay! you're gay nigga and that ok just admit it, its for your own good
Anonymous No.82065178 >>82065238
>>82064484
Retinoid, cleanser, sunscreen is the skincare meta as far as I know.

>i've started letting my hair down more and going to a salon the girls there know how to take care of you and stuff.
umu the right haircut makes a big diffy

>Man nobody is having a good relationship these days anyway lol give me your women fools!(the good ones ofc) ill take better care of them muhahaha!
Very based that's the type of spirit you need to secure an alt baddie or two

>>82064985
What in the love triangle
Anonymous No.82065238 >>82066277
>>82065178
>Retinoid, cleanser, sunscreen is the skincare meta as far as I know.
ya i use all these, recently made a big life move so i haven't done them usually when i make a drastic move i bedrot for like 3 or 5 weeks idk why, i barely got out of bed to go to the salon desu
haircut is really nice yeah, it feels like i'm free to do whatever with my hair now.
my only problems i guess is i dont know if im attractive enough not that im really insecure, and i also don't want to hurt someone who doesn't want to do it, idk how many girls are into that kind of thing? do they like black guys who are trying to be cute?
Anonymous No.82065896 >>82066277
I have no idea what this thread is about but honestly if I had a gf like this I'd try to share her with all of my brownbot friends
Anonymous No.82065923 >>82066277
>>82059079 (OP)
How many anime ass you got in your folder?
Anonymous No.82066277 >>82066485 >>82066493
>>82065238
Me too this useless neet is returning to uni

>my only problems i guess is i dont know if im attractive enough
If you were too ugly to frick you'd know it. You wouldn't have chicks going for you period. As long as you have that baseline I assume you could get almost any girl given you're compatible and spend A LOT of time around each other.

>and i also don't want to hurt someone who doesn't want to do it
Do relationship stuff?

>do they like black guys who are trying to be cute?
College hussies less probably but if you're going for alt chicks being alternative yourself is an advantage (as in defying the typical le black archetype).

>>82065896
You'll get her stolen in no time anon but I'll be nice and return her to you after I'm done with her

>>82065923
About a few thousand, it's not an organized folder so I have to search for them each time.
Anonymous No.82066485 >>82067515
>>82066277
Yeah im actually doing college for the first time i took super easy classes so i could focus on my exercising and hobbies.
>Do relationship stuff?
i mean i have an idea but i don't know if it will work
im not really alt just wanna be a cute dude girls wanna molest thats about it
Anonymous No.82066493 >>82066959 >>82067515
>>82066277
NOOOOO
orig
Anonymous No.82066959 >>82067086 >>82067515
>>82066493
As a pawg lover I do hope every brown/black robot gets a big booty white gf one day
Anonymous No.82067086
>>82066959
thanks my nigga i will do my best but i still think filipinas and thais are better doe
Anonymous No.82067282 >>82067515
>>82059079 (OP)
what porn you into
Anonymous No.82067515 >>82067618 >>82067720 >>82068011
>>82066485
I should get into sum exercise. I think the whole gymbro thing is bad for you but I'd like to do some endurance stuff like walking or swimming desu
What other hobbies are you into?

>im not really alt just wanna be a cute dude girls wanna molest thats about it
I feel ya

>>82066493
Relax dummy you'll get her back

>>82066959
Would be poggerz

>>82067282
Gotta be honest mostly NTR, obviously also big butts and wide hips
Anonymous No.82067618 >>82067913
>>82067515
Do you have a discord, anon oreganooo
Anonymous No.82067720 >>82067913
>>82067515
what about gangbangs
Anonymous No.82067913 >>82067986
>>82067618
Not really, what would you want to chat about, anon?

>>82067720
I don't like it when more than one guy is actively sexually involved at a time.
Anonymous No.82067986 >>82068743
>>82067913
Talk about girls, life, jerking off together, encouraging you to chase white girls, I have my own personal hedonistic reasons, but you also seem really cool
Anonymous No.82068011 >>82068743
>>82067515
>whole gymbro thing is bad for you
yeah the diet is my main problem with it, the diet is gross and gay and makes your farts smell toxic i do have weights around the house i only do it twice a week as heavy as possible to get it out the way i don't like the gym.
my goal in life is to make as many aspect of myself majestic/cute as possible desu
I do martial arts doe, I'm probably gonna start muay thai competitions because the boxing ones are too slow, boxing is my fave but it takes too long to get a good fight.
I LOVE swimming. i game and i write and i play card games
Anonymous No.82068743 >>82068865
>>82067986
I do have a big thing for white girls and I've seen you around so I understand a little bit about your proclivities that being said I'm usually on the other end NTR wise. I'm sure well encounter each other again and if I've decided to make one by then I'll add you. xoxo

>>82068011
I think lifting le manmade metals is probably bad for health and kinda dangerous. I try to avoid high stress stuff. My diet is mostly different types of milk products, fruits and nuts because I don't like cooking.
Boxing? Wow you're real dangerous nonny. Cute and dangerous is a powerful combo.

>card games
You into durak?
Anonymous No.82068865
>>82068743
i actually knew how to play durak in hs we used to play stuff like palace and bullshit too, i meant more magic the gathering doe i like nerdy stuff.