Thread 82059300

life is so cruel
ill never get to breathe a girls farts

>>82059300 (OP)
Moids are disgusting. I legitimately want a woman to fart on you just so you can see how gross it is.

>>82059313
Not that anon but I always fantasized about hiking my nose up a girl's poop chute before she lifts it rip right into my nostrils. I try to imagine the smell, how the hint of female pheromones mixes with the rotten egg scent. How thick it would be, could I taste it? I want to know what that's like.

>>82059313
then at least I'd know, I hate this feeling of never being able to know what it's like
even if it turns out I'd hate it, I'd at least be able to stop thinking about it. I don't think I'd hate it though

>>82059313
kek, this. Unlike most fetishes, farts are gross for a good reason. I wonder if it would change his mind.

>>82059313
i've smelled girl farts before
not as bad as gym bro farts but definitely worse than average "random person just farted and wafted past you" farts
not all that bad desu...wouldn't huff em doe

>>82059313
It wouldn't gross me out at all. I want to eat a butt, you think a mere fart would be a deterrent?
I'm a real man. I know the butt is where poop lives, and I'm here to fucking visit. That doesn't mean I want to be poop's friend or hang out with poop, I just want to crash on the couch for a minute.

>>82059313
Fuck what the other guy said I'm eating whatever you're baking mama. Lay that shit on me, literally.

>>82059313
Yeah it's shit, you dont' even need farts just walking to an used toilet is enough to tell