30 quid plate edition

>>82060855 (OP)
Fuck you fuck you that looks so good Im trying to diet and not eat and everyone keeps posting food and im hungry ive just had one burger today and people keep tempting me i HATE YOU

>>82060862
>Im trying to diet
Why?

>>82060877
Because Im a 28 bmi fat fuck down from being 33 bmi. I wanna be an anorexic tranny so Ive still got a long way to go

If I knew how to make threads I would have made one ages ago. Sorry de lits.

>>82060855 (OP)
My order in a restaurant (haven't been to one in years) is the biggest burger on the menu with double chips. It lush.

>>82060939
It's ok lad, you don't have to apologise to anybody.

Choose time? Sorry for teh phonefag link.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVK2eFZsT0

Would it be possible to get a quick update regarding the state of HHL's wollocks?

>>82060855 (OP)
>30 poond for steak, chips and salad
Better be a good fucking steak

>>82060988
Fucking bloody bastard benchod bitch autocorrect.
*choon

>>82060855 (OP)
Steak looks bleak

feel bloated af, too much wooze yesterday

Hmm thought its monday but turns out its sunday

Brainberg refusing to tell me why ot's decided to wake us up this early

>>82060855 (OP)
I thought it looked nice, but then I saw the devil's testicle sat atop the salad.

Standing back and standing-by

Just got up me. Still pissed off last last night x

>>82061137
Who paid for the 30 quid plate?

>>82060991
the eggheads at the lab believe that 85% of the time they're done in, 10% about to be/in the process of being done in and the remaining 5% they're in a state of self-recovery

Is it normal for brits to get pissed with their parents? Seems incredibly grim. I don't mean a couple of drinks but like proper drunk.

I bet the food was about 15 quid, and this 30 quid plate charge on top.
Broken Britain.

Collapse era is back

Fuck it x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

>went on a night out without doing me wollocks in

Classic era HHL is back. This is what happens when I shake off the smackhead mates. 2018 vibes on tap x

Gotten up me have i not

I have haven't i

>>82060991
Cheeka did his wollocks in last night

how hairy is a vulcan's fanny?

Wife kicked me in the bollocks last night

accidentally
allegedly

Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJSM46nWwo

>>82061137
Hangover incoming within the hour lid

>>82061200
Walk past her, trip up and slap her in the tits.

HHL regime will never collapse x

THE ETERNAL REGIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9N8piRFVcU

>>82061236

Not if I go down shop and get more wooze x

Kinda feel like crashing out thoughs

It's over x

>>82061265
Get a vodka and a bag

>>82061251
Don't have a trip but I'll slap her tits anonymously

Garn back to beddingtons me.

New welper, new era. Cba to do my wollocks in anymore. According to my online banking, I spunked 15 quid at the warage on the way homes but there's nothing here. I even checked the bin and there's fuck all. Must have bought a few cans and left it in the fucking taxi or something. Oh well never mind another 15 squid down the swanny not the end of the world.

Holy amazing plate

>>82061332
Smart choice lid.

donnie downie taxed his cans

>>82060855 (OP)
>$30 for a steak some fries and 3 onion rings
grim

Bit tired aren't I
Maybe too tired
Bit annoying. Must not let it ruin my day.

>>82061434
Kevin paid for it though

me and chika exchanging bodily fluids

what are the britfeel lads up to today?

>>82061621
Seen wasps going into an opening under my mum's roof, so I'm waiting on an old cyborg (ex terminator) to come and look at it.

>>82061621
hiding in my box room all day with the curtains shut

>>82061621
community service at helping the helpers, refilling the wepsi troughs and so on

>>82061621
Might pump out some dollyposting later today

Need to prep for the other appointmentshire next week corr

>>82061621
Try to rile up chika

Anybody else here worry about the future? Like 20-30 years ahead? Just popped in my head over the past few days and I can't get it out.

Wound up my neighbour by starting removing the paster off my walls at 10 with a lump hammer, lmao he's ranting loudly.
Tough shit. I'm in charge.
BANG BANG BANG BANG <pause> BANG!

>>82061791
Not really no, quite optimistic desu it will all be ok x

>>82061826
He shouldn't do such activities on a sunday imo

sat next to a dutch cutie at the airport

>>82061848
I considered this but i have a 9-5 job so it's ruin a few evenings of his when he wants to zonk out in front of the tv and im free but tired or do it when i have free time when im rested which is the weekend.

>>82061842
How do you stay positive? If you don't mind me asking.

>>82061879
I have a Swiss visa.

>>82061879
even if you die in next 20 years, at least you won't be around to care, simple as

>>82062009
I don't have the courage to kill myself. Then what I'm stuck here.

>>82062025
It's not about killing yourself. You might get a heart attack, or hit by a car or whatever. It'll be reet

>start a new game of oblivion
>immediately go to anvil to kill sparky
everytime

>>82061879
He's too stupid to realise how bad it is

>>82062040
I always bomb straight to anvil but its just for the fighters guild quests for some dosh and cos Anvil is a top 3 city

>>82062040
If you put as much time into gaming as you do irl you would be a millionaire by now

>>82062055
You sound exactly like my mother.

>>82062063
You mother is very based

>>82062055
Some people work 12 hours a day and don't have a pot to piss in. Not sure that logic holds up

>>82062048
My favourite town? Anvil. Lovely old stone buildings, and the harbor at sunset is beautiful

>>82061879
No one does, it's Jewish bullshit to convince you all you have to be positive all the time, which depresses you (your post) so you buy shit or follow ideas in the hope one will be eternally happy.
The whole human experience is highs and lows. Always has been. When in a low and it's getting to you figure out why and then remind yourself that feeling will go away over time, replaced with another low (if you have cyclic depression you can't escape) or something better.

My greatest fear is not having somewhere to live when my mother has passed away. I doubt there will be council houses for me in the far future. Better to just end it as soon as the shit hits the fan. This is my plan.

>>82062116
What if you mentally ill and have been for the majority of you life? How does it get better for you when there's a black hole in your brain that sucks out all the happiness and joy you have in your life?

>>82062127
Find someone to help them escape it. It's pretty obvious, except to those who have been abused and will not ask for help.

>>82062127
Being an empty shell of a person is fine anon. Now your not distracted by emotion.

>>82062118
I've got my own council house, but I'll get fucked on the bedroom tax when I'm alone, but at least I won't be homeless. Be nice if I could swap to somewhere nicer though, but I doubt anyone would want to live here

miss me with this shit, 4plebs, fr fr.

i choose ween over wunya

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>>82062188
You're going to need a vpn an dpass soon anyway you mong

>>82062226
>2 more weeks bro
>just 2 more weeks for real this time

shall be making a thread on /mu/ questioning the decline in quality of a pop group.

i anticipate at least ONE reply. it may even be a twoobie or a threefer.

>>82062230
I never said a time you're a fool if you think we won't get blocked.

Plans for today? ave a wank.

>>82062072
For me I was a Chorrol man back in the day.
I also did Bravil and Leyawiin while LARPing as a "regular guy" and it was surprisingly comfy.

Fucks sake dont make me reinstall it AGAIN

>>82062277
Already had 2 mate

personally i think there was not enough of a kerfluffle about 'Know Your Customer' checks.

maybe YOU don't buy crypto shite, whether it's for investment, drugs, or something else, but it's pretty ridiculous. time was it was just buying something online - why are you giving some stranger/service your ID? or even taking daft selfies? why is that even THEIR responsibility?

>>82062338
Leyawiin was always great when it was raining. Cheydinhal I have a soft spot for too. Those towns/cities were so nice

>>82062431
yeah there really isn't a bad one, I guess ironically the actual Imperial City is my least favourite as it's just built up and same-y, while all the others had nice distinct vibes

for me it's Bruma. all snowy and i always played a mage in those games. the Mages Guild was this big comfy lodge.

Imperial City blew my mind when the game was new, but it's so samey really. Vivec had the same problem.

>>82062222
Can still see porn on desuarchive

>>82062448
>the Mages Guild was this big comfy lodge.
Shame what happens to it :^)

>>82062458
yeah was trying to remember if it was that one.

oh well there's always the Imperial City university bit. just sat there listening to lectures, hearing information you already know. cor, immersion.

Arseberg still hurting from last night. Whatever.

>>82062481
you drunkenly confessed to taking all those willards up your jacksie.

rethink drinking.

lleyawiin is pretty comfy when it rains in the remaster, shame its full of beastfolk

might go get a pain of raisin corr

>>82062506
remaster is just a demaster

>>82062502
That's the impersonator anyway. I didn't admit anything specific I don't think. Hmmm not too bothered though. Yeah drinking is lame desu it wasn't even that fun.

>>82062542
i dunno, that post seems very in-character for you. perhaps you are now trying to weasel your way out of a secondary admission, when all the evidence lines up.

hangovers get worse. drinking is fun socially, but it's not worth it overall to be quite honest with everyone.

i wish i was british

>>82062542
He must be building up to his tranny or nonce spam. What a life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciM6wigZK0w

Damn, this bitch's really hot imo tbqfh famalamazoid

This, in fact, turns the bepis into the enlarged bepis

>>82062560
cor love this kino. say what you want about heroin, but smackheads have a great sense of community and comradeship.

>>82062559
Maybe so, but why would I say something, then immediately try to retract it. Bit pointless really. And yeah it's not. I'm okay though didn't have that many. Enough to say some cringe stuff though I suppose. Whoops.

>>82062573
Whoops indeed.

>>82062569
>dimensions bigger than 3
no such thing. "mathematicians" are schizos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATcGxJyNEHI
chad schizo mathematically proven that Jesus = 888 (SOLVED)

>>82062573
>why would I say something, then immediately try to retract it.
because
>say some cringe stuff
>Whoops.

>>82062591
Yeah but I don't deny I posted some stuff like that last night innit. It is what it is.

Cheeka's hairy arse

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/8Yii1PdCzYCDI-lnakdEcg/
What a life.

>>82062613
>We all unfuckable rizzless chuds in life
Actually cringed at this.

>>82062572
they also have an admirable ingenuity

>>82062619
I took that line from a Nick Fuentes clip that I found funny. Nooo somebody on the internet finds my throwaway posts cringe. How will I go on?

>>82062619
The cringe was unbearable last night. I left the thread and did something else.

>>82062631
Yes, it has been awful here for some time now. The sooner it gets blocked the better I say

>>82062631
>>82062639
can't handle a little cringe? *kicks u out of the thread with her banhammer* and stay GTFo'd!!!

Like most of my life has just been one cringe moment after the other. Pointing out that I made a cringe post on 4chan really isn't the scathing insult you think it is.

>>82062651
are you the pro-paedo guy from yesterday. cringe

>>82062657
i could point out that you just described your life as
>one cringe moment after the other.

i could, just saying.

You out lid? BYE BYE!

so the ssm spammer from yesterday was the guy spamming webms of kids right?

>>82062664
Uh yeah because I just said it...

>>82062670
it was probably ebin

>>82062659
nah. the guy posting the webms was a weirdo, i was just high on painkillers and ended up not taking it too seriously.

i am pretty for paedos outing themselves, to be honest. i've asked ITT before but with all this privacy shit, what's stopping AI/detectives from solving crimes RETROACTIVELY? all these pre-HTTPS, pre-Tor forums for paedos, who were just openly posting? there are logs, somewhere? like discovering DNA evidence

>most of my life has just been one cringe moment after the other.
elab.

>>82062689
It's not so much grand moments. It's just *being* a bit socially awkward and self-conscious. Moments that were probably totally fine but you feel like the biggest freak in the world because... Oh I slightly stumbled over a word there. Or I didn't give proper eye contact. Things like that.

Chika left his minimum wage admin job to doss all day. That's why he is always here now.

Why am I not allowed to chase little girls?

>>82062702
i know this is some armchair e-diagnosis shite, but i think you should probably get tested for autism.

>>82062723
Sounds like he has bad social anxiety not autism

>>82062704
you dont work and spend all your waking time here

>>82062721
you have longer legs. it's poor sportsmanship.

>>82062723
Don't know what good that would do.
>We have decided that we think you have [thing]
Like okay... Changes nothing.

>>82062730
Pure projection on your part, laddie.

>>82062740
Not him but if you get a diagnosis you can be recommended meds/therapy based on what's wrong in your noggin.
I'm not saying I'd do it either, but it would open up options. It doesn't "change nothing".

>>82062738
>dun dun dun, dun da-dun-da-dun dun dun

>>82062745
I don't believe in therapy. Not for myself anyway. And medication nah don't trust it. I'll just continue to be a bit like low-key miserable for my entire life haha. Corrr.

>>82062740
what if you have (biological) children some day?

>>82062758
Yeah that isn't gonna happen. It might be for you but it not for me.

>>82062758
He is gay. He will be sprogless for eternity

>>82062775
gays can have bairns. i've seen it on the telly.

even this female-to-male heterosexual lad off YouTube has on about having demi-kids by putting his brother's sperm into his wife (one of those odd scenarios, but i guess lesbians do it)

>>82062791
Looksmatched, are they not. Corr.

>>82062742
>Pure projection on your part, laddie.
no u
you've done me XD

>>82062775
>sprogless for eternity

Thinking about kids time is it kings?

that one hit a bit too close to home, did it not

>>82062823
You do you, laddie. It not for me, that.

Soon

You will migrate to another chan
Your /britfeel/ threads will fail
You will join the /brit/ threads
You will become an irreverent spammer
You will flee when they make the threads with poster IDs

I wanted kids until I went to my my nieces and nephews last week and it quickly killed my interest

>it's different when it's your own
could be, could be. But what if it isn't?

Shippy is permabanned

>>82062867
>Shippy is permabanned
fascinating

>>82062867
He has ways of posting if he wants to

>>82062805
really couldn't care less about YouTube vlogging shite USUALLY, but these are genuinely a cute couple and i wish them well.

still, having a visual diary of your whole life publicly online is weird as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9Kv14InqI
could have 'stayed' a qt tomboy grill. i know that's not how it works, apparently, but he could have.

Ruthmong is permabanned

>>82062888
>The original had less typos I can assure you
Shippy reminds me of a Bond villain sometimes.

need to get laid methinks

>>82062962
it's rather pleasant, asithappens

>>82062843
It is though, they are the greatest thing you've ever done, it changes your brain. They are also a nightmare sometimes but you love them anyway.

Just landed at London heathrow

>>82063121
got them refreshing pages for random unclaimed Bitcoin wallets. i've told them they can have 10% of whatever they find.

they're on 0.00 BTC/0.00 GBP so far. have replaced their cuppas with water until their work improves.

For me, it's mature feet in nylons

Is Fortnite appropriate for my 14-year-old nephew?

>>82063153
HHL plays it so I assume it's ok for kids, yes.

>>82063153
>>82063157
HHL is probably playing against his 14-year-old nephew

>>82063166
sounds like HHL might be violating some probation agreement.

Anyone ready Pynchon's Bleeding Edge here?

>>82063241
too old for these complex postmodern/whatever novels, me. didn't get Twin Peaks, doubt i'll get a Pynchon.

if i ever pick up a book again, it'll be some kind of science-fiction short story anthology. could learn actual useful information for the effort it takes to read a 300+ page novel.

>>82063278
How old are you and what titles do you like? I love the Pynchon novels I've read/reading. Like the PERFECT mix of conspiracy, history, politics, high and low pop culture, with great humour and intrigue. It's so very up my street. He's like Vonnegut on coke and LSD to me.

Forehead to the mirror eyes locked repeating "Its over between us" fingernails digging into my palms, teeth clenching between repetitions, trying desperately to believe it and accept it, the forefront of my mind can but the unconcious cannot seem to - I dream of her, torturous dreams, I rip myself out of them like surfacing from water, gasping and drenched. Make it stop, please God make it stop

>>82063150
For me, it's giant mature feet in

>>82063296
i am in my EARLY 30s (still young) and i don't read.
>Vonnegut
cor did enjoy that Sirens of Titan. don't remember it, but i liked it.

don't do drugs, anon. they rot your brain and destroy your memory. you stick to your stories ;_;

>>82063315
i just remember my ex-gf's rather nice boobies.

Might down a wofvefe or two now, me

listening to the soundtrack for wetris on the philips cdi. ooh aye

>>82063333
I like to read when I'm high sometimes. I am 26.

>>82063339
This goes beyond lust, that I can manage with ease. I love her so much. I feel like vomiting whenever I consider the prospect of it being truly over.

Got dang DWM crashing and shidding itself just now when i opened anuddah tab

Ought to slot that nu RAMberg in soon mefinks

I'm over 30. I am a virgin. I use linux. I am extremely pro-anonymity online.

Does this trigger you? Does it make you seethe?

Britain's immigration crisis is like something from a Pynchon novel t b h

>>82063417
No it makes me laugh at you.

>>82060855 (OP)
>30 quid
>for that
Dire. Tell me it's from some shithole down south.

>>82063417
you have no idea how unbelievably rattled i am.

>>82063496
Wont it all end exactly how we're expecting it to?
>White flight overdrive
>Economy fails
>Basically madagascar but without the nice weather

>>82063530
that was HelperLad's family meal so probably somewhere in the north east.

i remember when those Stack places first opened, (draught) pints costing over a fiver in the late 2010s. even though they're these cheap shipping container units. felt like some London company just didn't understand that's not normal, here.

still, i was wrong. people are willing to pay, they're popular. ruins it for the rest of us.

>>82063543
Yep. Brown/Islamic majority by 2050. Utterly grim. In a way, that's the natural life cycle of population and societies - they come and go. Unfortunately, we have to accept that the age of the White man is over - they fucked it big time, got too cocky and let the global majority take over.
It's finished, go home.

>>82063417
I'm 36, married, baby on the way, I use linux and I'm also pro-anonymity. Never had social media, always had a PAYG phone, Routinely audit and bin accounts I dont need, have an offline password manager, never use my real name anywhere I dont strictly have to, have a rechargeable credit card under a silly name. Wife doesnt care and even adopts some of my OpSec like using the name of the company as a first name when signing up for online services so when I see spam I can tell who has been hacked.

>>82063562
Mate that's in Newcastle? I'd rather hop on the metro and go to a decent place in Jesmond. Fuck going to the stack. Ripoff bastards.

t. Brummie who has to go up to Newcastle for work often.

>>82063564
Is posting white defeatist propaganda on imageboards a sexual fetish thing for you or...? You seem to be here all the time and do it quite a bit. Smacks of a certain tranny who stole used tampons and got kicked out of uni accommodation for secretly filming his housemates taking a shit in the bathroom and showering.

>just shower, get a nice haircut and dress sharp, anon, there's no reason you can't get a girlfriend!

>>82063543
is Madagascar bad? No idea tbqh

>>82063623
This is largely true and no amount of porn webms you post disprove this.

>>82063665
It's largely untrue and no amount of saying otherwise disprove this

do all the things that people don't want you to do and stuff

Remember when Jesus said
>Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.
>For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished.
>[In response to being asked how to obtain eternal life] If you would enter life, keep the commandments... If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven...

And then Christians just sort of forgot about all that and made up their own religion that had nothing to do with all that.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>82063672
When was the last time you talked to a woman who wasn't related to you? Be honest.

I still wear joggers and a hoodie me at 33. Dont care about dressing sharp and I don't care about women.

>>82063581
yeah my understanding is there was one in London, quite a trendy idea, "oh what if we recycled shipping containers into little shop units."
cool, should be cheap, then.

then they built one up here (demolished the old ODEON cinema, nice building). 2/3 of the units were empty or flash-in-the-pan incense/vintage/vegan shops. but it had an outdoor bar area selling pints at London prices... you could just go to a pub? even a fancy one.

me? i wear my neckbeard with pride. i do not conform to gendered expectations.

>>82063693
I wear whatevers comfortable, because it really doesn't matter, you can't polish a turd

>>82063693
Just buy basics from uniqlo. It's a cheat code for good day-to-day clothing. The based japs realised there's a niche for no-longer-early-20s men who want to dress in decent fitting basic clothes and not want to pay a fucking fortune for MrPorter stuff. Beyond that if you want to dress cool just dress like a capo from the sopranos - dress trousers, belt, cuban shirt.

>>82063600
I think you're mixing me up with another anon mate and I'm certainly not Poley (does he still post here?), just calling the future of our country as I sees it

weird fuckin overzealous 4plebs shite. this OP image from /tg/ is blocked in the UK. whole bunch of random ones.

is this like when Tumblr "automatically detected" female-presenting nipples? just check the images for too many flesh-coloured pixels? what's wrong with this Yu-Gi-Oh dinosaur?

>>82063623
I don't shower, have long unkempt hair and wear scruff clothes. I still shag.

>>82063678
He also said his followers must keep the law even better than teachers and pharisees kek. But yeah, Christians just sort of ignored all that stuff and invented their own belief system.

>>82063726
>this OP image from /tg/ is blocked in the UK. whole bunch of random ones.
Is it? I can see it on /tg/.

operation massive cleanup shall shortly be underway

>>82063665
Leave him to stew. He just sees legit good advice, goes "IM NOT DOING THAT, IM NOT NO NORMIE" then comes back crying that he's still alone.

always hearing the girls at work talking about how they cant wait to get home and get shagged by a gigantic dildo wired up to an engine, lads like us just cant compete

Oh look at that, two Afghan "asylum seekers" have been charged with the rape of a 12 year old girl in Nuneaton, Warwickshire. The rape was carried out in the middle of a residential street while it was still day time.

Oh, and look at that too, the local police force "urged local councillors and officials not to release their immigration status over fears of inflaming community tensions".

Enough is enough. These people are here because of identifiable decisions made by real people in government. These people need to be paraded through the streets and charged for their culpability in these crimes.

>>82063780
It's not good advice, you samefagging mong. It's retarded normie platitudes that don't take into account a million other factors

>>82063803
um ackshully sweatie we just need to Teach Men Not To Rape okay?

>>82063809
>that don't take into account a million other factors
Usually you list like 3 at most and they're easily disproved.
>samefagging
You resorting to this level of cope that fast huh?

Demoralisation hours is it, king?

>>82063809
>It's not good advice, you samefagging mong.
Does this look like samefagging to you?

Can you name the current Pope?
Seems like everyone went mad for 24 hours and then never mentioned him again.

Foodington cooling off as of right now, is it not my liege?

>>82063829
I haven't given a shit about any pope ever as I'm not retarded.

>>82063829
>Seems like everyone went mad for 24 hours
i dont even remember this happening desu, theres a new pope?

>>82063841
Yeah of course, but it just felt like the previous two Popes at least had some amount of recognisable character about them, regardless of if you like or disliked them or if you give a shit about catholicism or whatever. The current one just seems like a giant nothing. Haven't even seen his name mentioned in the news since he became Pope.

>>82063848
Yep, Leo is his name btw.

>>82063743
on 4plebs, which is the everything/Foolz archive for /tg/.
(/tg/ already had sup/tg/ which was a better system tbfrank.)

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/
just scroll through and look at the random shit that's censored.

>>82063829
saw some "new pope, three months on" news article and he only became pope a few weeks ago? g-guys??

Mia Malkova released a new oiled up anal creampie video on OF. I guess she's not with Rich Campbell anymore then?

Either way, good for us fans of rMia.

>>82063829
>current Pope
looks like a total NPC
should try some publicity stunts, like washing migrant's feet or smth

Threads are slow lately

Need some spice added to britfeel

>>82063950
Yeah like the last one and the one before him. Sadly the logically consistent and intellectually honest reading and interpretation of Christian teachings is very much open borders gay race communism.

>>82063969
just say you want the crusades to come back already as you hate skin tones that arent your own, already

>>82063978
But I don't though. I'm not a Christian. I just want immigration to stop thanks.

praying for migrants who rape whilte christian girls. Please forgive them, Jesus.

>>82063915
Phwoar I've got her anal fleshlight

>Peter Kyle asks UK not to use VPNs to bypass Online Security Act
>meanwhile governmental ministers are using them and charging them to their expenses

do you want to know what i reckon

Putting in a polite request for a stats-jak image. One like I fucking love stats or something - a mockery of those people that say despite seeing more crime, erm actually its gone down or that erm look at the stats when it comes to immigrant crimes. cheers

here are the real stats:
- 25,000 immigrants to the UK last year
- 595,000 UK births last year

we need to get the population under control. monitor borders, but also put Prozac in the water.

Bit of vidya now I reckon. Drinking is no good for the mental elf is it? Well it isn't is it. Garn get a Just Eat.

Lovely nappington that was

>>82064115
what scran are you getting in lad?

Good foodington this was

Might prep some wot noodles later on as well

>>82064123
Corrr dunno. Might be some curry etc I reckon. Unfortunate about the seed oils but sometimes you just have to not think about it.

>>82064109
>431,000 to the uk last year that they ''revised'' from 700k

legal migration can get fucked tbqhwyl, love how they never improve infrastructure but keep pumping meat into the grinder like it'll improve things

Ordered some dominos lads.

On that foodington grind me X

me? markets with the gf, got a couple of t shirts, ate some chicken and pumped her fanny whilst watching some junji ito bollocks on jewflix and now im a bit miffed my entire weekends gone because yesterday I was doing various bits. Need a 3 day weekend really its 2025, think I might have to pull a sicky and play vidya tomorrow to decompress.

>>82064141
probably all sorts of scary stuff in curries/takeaways. E numbers. maybe they're fine. maybe they're not.

sometimes, you just have to live, you know? take a chance

>>82064170
>think I might have to pull a sicky and play vidya tomorrow to decompress.
i like your thinking lad, infact, i might even join you

my tea shall be frozen chicken + frozen veg stir fry, with brown basmati rice and a splash of sriracha.

hope that's OK with everyone.

>>82064170
is your gf mate

>>82064041
Is this true? God our politicians are pieces of shit.

It's tragic that all these goyim women and children are starving to death in Gaza right now - But you see, goyim, Adolf the Hitler gassed six million jews, so Israel has a moral right and obligation to block those UN food convoys from crossing into Gaza so all the inhabitants starve to death and so that God's chosen people may annex the whole place after everyone in it has died of starvation.

What's that, we're being sadistic monsters? Don't be an anti-semite now, goy.

You don't want the Palantir to file you as a doubleplusungood goyim thought criminal, right?

>defrosted two portions of chicken
>cooking two meal's worth of rice
>only ONE portion of mixed veg left

>>82064170
is your gf fit mate

>>82064242
she is actually quite fit, punching above me weight 2bh

corr food heavy thread this

>>82060884
Could have gotten a Wegovy or Mounjaro prescription when you were 30+.

Lads I fear we're getting a bit overconfident in our defiance of Ofcom. I catch myself thinking nothing's going to happen.

>>82063417
Whats your solution for the new age restriction law? I'm too tech illiterate to bypass it but I don't want to send a selfie/ID. I've basically been subsisting on the porn I had saved on my HDD already or JAV sites that haven't been blocked

>>82064298
>Lads I fear we're getting a bit overconfident in our defiance of Ofcom. I catch myself thinking nothing's going to happen.
fascinating

>>82064255
howd you manage that then de lad

Visiting family dee lads

>>82064325
GAY LEGS LOL!

imagine if a WPC threatened to arrest you and got her handcuffs out then locked the door and said you had to get on your knees and lick her boots nice and clean and she might let you go

got a poley fleshlight, came with a free pack of his new mango chutney lubricant

SNIFF THIS LMAO X

>>82064311
met her through some friends and we just got on, shes of the same spacker affliction as me so took a liking to me

>>82064342
I sometimes get my wife to roleplay this and it's lush

it's all kicking off on the Dr Who wiki. should a Star Wars fan fiction containing an original character from a Dr Who fan fiction 'count'? very complex debate.

mummy does the cooking and cleans my cum stained boxers cheers.

>Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell
you what

Can't be assed with much as of right now

friend of a friend is dropping something round for me this eve. apparently she's posh, tall, and quite mental. was a drug addled prozzie in berlin for a few years. corr and I do mean corr.

>>82064594
that .gif scared the hell out of me

>>82064308
No, subverting (teh troof)

>>82064596
what are you giving her, lad? (drugs-wise, not 'my cock')

>>82064610
do not like the way your text renders as a soft glow (not even a proper drop shadow)

>>82064596
Colour your hall light bulb red, it might take her back to the Berlin days, and she might spontaneously be lewd.

>>82064626
Yeah, weird isn't it, but I don't mind it, desu.

Won't be able to afford a vpn and pass on bennies ;_;

Might go on a Ray Peat Diet

>UK pornography taskforce to propose banning 'barely legal' content after Channel 4 documentary airs
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/aug/03/uk-pornography-taskforce-to-propose-banning-barely-legal-content-after-channel-4-documentary-airs

might go on a paj jeet diet (banging sxy indian babes)

>>82064725
>barely legal
so, legal?

>>82060877
once you get over the hunger and get into a groove you start to feel good

as long as all the ladies in your pornos are over 15 and aren't under duress, it should be allowed.

alternatively, ban ALL porn (my view.)

Allotments, bit too British them aren't they, racist even. We need room for new houses for boat invaders.
>Rayner declares war on allotments
https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2F2025%2F08%2F02%2Frayner-declares-war-on-allotments%2F

watching that channel 4 bonnie blue doc

allotments are a waste of space.

>>82064838
>allotments are a waste of space.
t. allotmentlet

>>82064861
went halves on one with a friend, once.
all the people who can afford allotments can afford their own potatoes. they were literally giving them away at the entrance.

could have fit three tower blocks on that land.

Dystopian times are still here.
I'm going to get high whilst I still can, not looking forward to having to age verify with my weedman, man.

>adware notification from Uber
>coded message about speeding up 'my plans'

don't think i don't see what you're doing. been pushed suicide all my life, classic HHL style.

>>82064816
enjoy this QRD instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rJmoNlBjEE

>>82064908
not the sort of thing I'D do, but you've needed to verify through 'Know Your Customer' to buy cryptocurrencies for a while now.
so if that's how you're buying drugs, this is already normal.

>>82064694
Based
Learned a lot from Peatbros on Twitter so I have
I am what they call a low IQ Peater

had no energy all weekend, can't bring myself to even go out for a walk but theres still time yet.

Just can't find the motivation to even delude myself into thinking i'll "Make it"

>>82064115
Saw you making some "posts" about me last night mate, interesting

>>82064932
No, I just do it ye olde way (drug dealer).

I think about having either Wetherspoons and Nandos every single day

>Peater

>>82064945
this but I have to get up at 6am to wage slave. I cant wait until I die.

cant post for another month me as im still banned x

>>82064945
Uhhh it's not my fault I was drunk and was asked.

>>82064949
should be checking your ID in-person, them. what if you gave a false name?

>>82064960
very disappointed with spoons own piri piri chicken, quite frankly.
not expecting anything amazing, but it's fresh chicken, should just be good. their sarnies are fine. their old curries were lush (miss that Welsh dragon one, me)

>>82064967
I don't know, I get bursts of "motivation" but maybe i've just hit my peak in life of being a semi-functional autist. Feels like everything is cringe and has no point, never even had a job

>>82064976
Gods least-promiscuous bi-homo, maybe i'll take you up on the offer

>>82064960
>Nandos
>tried Savannah Dry cider there for the first time
>can't find it in any shop since Brexit

>>82064993
I reckon its hard to get anything like that right without spending lots of money
The old curries were good but you know they were probably losing money on those things

>>82064972
That will learn you for spamming the fat YouTube man lmfao

>>82065006
I never offered anything reeee.

>>82065006
jobs are shite, I envy the homeless who get to have a kip on the side whilst I walk to work, fucking shite is this, at least ive got about 4 years of neeting based solely off of my savings if I have a melty and quit, more if I get on the uc

>>82065011
There are loads of decent dry ciders you sperg

>>82065021
i told you lad i only posted it once and then he started copying me
have had to go round my mates house to do a bit of posting

>>82065028
Tbf it would have been funnier if they asked you if you'd "do" shippy.

The answer if you'd do me is obvious!

>>82060855 (OP)
Um, anon, you could have made all of that yourself for 10 quids

>>82065075
Now that I am sober, I would not comment on such things. It ees a disgrace.

front brake pads and discs please captain x

>>82065016
yeah i dunno what actually gets cooked in-house (i mean, they're grilling these chickens).
with the old curry menu i could ask for changes and it was fine. when they reduced the items and added 'simple' options, the guy told me they're all just microwave tubs.

however they get these in, god knows. seems so random at times. and i'm not sure what actually gets sold.

really, they could try better tea/coffee. even if it's self-service. give more options, charge per drink instead of doing refills. you're getting a large vanilla latte for 2 quid (instead of however much that would cost at Costa).

>>82065108
Just to confirm though even in a drunken state you would outright refuse sexual contact with Shippy?

fuming that im basically back to soulful wanking

twitter is blocked porn website the good ones are blocked Reddit is blocked forced blocked FFS mate

hilarious the government will let in millions of unknown young men from dog shit countries who we keep alive with our taxes but if you wanna wank then where is your LICENCE

Israel cult seems to have lost millions of its adult males soldiers after their failed invasion attempts upon Lebanon and Palestine yet wont release numbers to the people it enslaved.
While simultaneously going to war in opposition to the 92 million people of Iran.

Palestinians wouldve all migrated out of Palestine if they couldve. What Israel cult is doing is random murder. Blocking watersupply and blocking aid is unacceptable. The world wont be surprised if we soon see NATO and the UN invading the Israel cult.
Spread the word about the 50000 kids that were murdered.


Israel cult wouldnt exist if it was democratic. They would divide into many small peaceful nations.

Israel cults zombie egotrip has no end direction as it goes further and further into the abyss.

>>82065135
Uh I wouldn't do that but I don't want to be mean about people. He never did nothing to me you know.

me? just boiling some pasta

scran necked
classic hhl style x

Realised I haven't played vidya in like two weeks. Just sat watching political commentary and videos of the country going to shit. Not good lads, not good.

>>82065218
Fucking hell the size of her forehead

>>82065230
Yeah watching culture war shite all the time not good anon. Probably a lot to be said for never watching any of it or the news ever again.

>>82065230
sort of vidya do you normally like playing liddo? need something immersive to sink into and forget how shit IRL is

fuming that even if ai takes off well still end up working 5 day weeks and people will be worse off, makes 0 sense

>>82065076
>made all of that yourself
HHL is not allowed to cook

Think the wagie Sunday night blues have properly took hold of me now

>>82065218
plate almost as big as her forehead

>>82065309
same, its actually grim i cant do this

dont really get sunday night blues anymore, think im beyond giving a shit or maybe im just depressed idk

Is this feeder behaviour? I enjoy finding women on Onlyfans and then going back and comparing how thin they used to be when the first started posting. I like seeing how Onlyfans fame and money made them lazy and they put on weight. I'm not talking about actual fat women. Normal ones.

>>82065321
It sure is.
>>82065326
A lot of folks say Tuesday is the worst day of the working week. It's absolutely Monday for me tho.

>>82065348
i can understand that but i only do monday, tuesday thursday and friday so tuesday is just a "drag myself through it" day

>>82065361
What hours do you work?
Must be nice having that mid week day off desu
I'm Mon to Fri but Friday is a half day which I like.

It just winds me up thinking about the weird office rules like I cant do wfh monday AND friday, like fucking why?? its my TWO days wfh why cant I do it monday friday or why cant I take my UNPAID lunch half an hour before I clock off? its MY UNPAID HALF HOUR WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO? or why do I have to have 60% office time when I do the job on the same laptop I do it from home like who fucking cares where I do it and WHY give me flexi time if flexi time can eat into the 60% office time, so if I end up working up an hour a week to go home early on a monday why is it that over the 12 week block it will then end up with me on less than 60% despite being in? ITS FLEXI TIME ITS MY FUCKING TIME WHY DOES IT AFFECT ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE THIS BULLSHIT GAMES IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO ME

seething, got 4 years worth of neeting saved up, might fucking quit I hate this.

>>82065376
im the lorry driver that posts here sometimes, usually 2:30-3:30pm starts, was given a choice of 5 8-10 hour shifts per week or 4 12-14 hour shifts, so i took the long shifts and wednesday off to split the week up a bit, would be nice having a 3 day weekend every week but coming home, getting straight in bed, getting up and straight back to work and then only getting 6-7 hours sleep is too much for 3 nights on the bounce

>>82065291
just a vicious cycle - a vid will piss me off, I keep thinking about the topic, so I go watch more about it
>>82065292
path of exile and helldivers 2 will be my fallback usually, finished yakuza 0 a while back (was kino) so I want to start up kiwami at some point

Sundayshire almost over, is it not

>>82065413
14 hour shifts a killer, ouch.
>>82065445
Aye. The algorithm knows and will keep feeding it to you as well.
Really like the Yakuza series myself too.

>>82065230
I've been trying to force myself into some vidya today even, and it always goes the same.
I play for like 30-60 mins, I feel like I've played for 2-3 hours and start getting bored or tired, then I realise I've barely played at all.
Keep trying to get into Abiotic Factor, I have a good time and I'm enjoying learning the game, but I play like 1-2 ingame days and want to stop.

Can't fucking explain it, and it feels like it happens with every game I play except very rare gems that grab me by the cock.

mondayberg toil begins followed by tuestein turmoil

PewDiePie uses linux, that's good enough for me.

>>82065291
>economy sclerotic
>taxed to fuck and back
>mass immigration
>illegal immigrant rapists being sequestered in hotels in towns across the country, numerous sexual assaults covered up by the state
>crime defacto legal
>infrastructure decades old and failing
>highest energy prices in the developed world
Sorry but what part of this is 'culture war shite'? You know it is possible for a once nice country to actually become not nice, right?

>>82065230
Same lad. Getting bored of video games myself. It's the last thing I have left for entertainment.

>>82065580
feel free to leave mate

>>82065580
Take it easy mate. Go watch a YouTube video or something.

>>82065596
I've still got music as the hobby I never really lose interest in, so if vidya leaves me I'm not *totally* fucked, but I'm already hanging on by a thread for "reasons to not throw myself off a bridge". This life's got so fucking little to keep me occupied.

>>82065601
I can't mate. Not got the means or opportunity to do so.
>>82065612
Phoneposter confirmed, likely a brown skinned person.

that magic mystical time in british history when the underclass lived wonderful, brilliant, fulfilled, happy easy lives

>>82065624
For someone who said they're not engaging in "culture war shite" you did pull the "YOU'RE BROWN" card out your arse fucking quickly.

>>82065637
Remember the victorian era when the working class lived like kings? Truly halcyon days gone by.

nothing some soft stinky girl feet wont fix x

>>82065643
I don't think you understand what culture war is. Mass immigration is not a culture war issue. It's a literal, materially relevant phenomenon that impacts millions of people constantly. Culture war is, sort of by definition, the irrelevant stuff that gets blown out of proportion. Fictional characters being recast as women, arguing over the right terminology for retarded people etc. Doesn't matter at the end of the day. The fact that by 2050 the country will be less than 50% white british DOES matter. The fact that GDP per capita has stagnated for twenty years DOES matter. The fact that it costs more to heat your home or run a business than any other country in the world that has running water DOES matter.

>>82065624
Aye. I like using my phone.

>>82065692
Not him but unironically have sex

>>82065692
>The fact that by 2050 the country will be less than 50% white british DOES matter
Doesn't actually. Race means fuck all unless you're a spicy lad.

>>82065624
>Phoneposter confirmed, likely a brown skinned person.
Is this a thing? Do BAMEs prefer phoneposting?

>>82065692
Not going to read this laddie. Too far to scroll on my phone. I appreciate the effort though. You sure type fast.

>>82065720
Yes. A thinkpad running linux is the final bastion of the white man.

>>82065681
alright bi-man

You lot are all fucking tards. Both sides of this retarded debate can go fuck themselves. Genuinely makes me sick that I have to share the same air as you lot.

>>82065692
what you say doesn't matter does matter to some people, though.

i think this immigration stuff is mostly idpol, more so than actual immigration. why aren't they marching on Serco, the people getting rich through these contracts? or whichever government department (or Secretary of State or whatever) awarded these contracts? costing the taxpayer, to keep the immigration industry afloat.

nah, you just see the hotels. "them ppl not like our people" and you fight. culture war.

A thinkpad running linux is the final bastion of the nonce.

>>82065753
hello bushlord how has your Sunday been?

me? comfing it right up x

>>82065778
Because it's an organic populist reaction of locals to what is happening right in front of them. There's no central organising force behind these protests, it's just locals who have had enough. Enough of the strange men loitering around. Enough of the litter and rubbish and petty crimes. Enough of the sexual assaults and rapes of children. Enough of paying for it all with their taxes and being told they're racist if they don't like it. Enough of being arrested for posting about it on facebook.

I'm not saying it wouldn't be better for them to march on Serco or Parliament, of course it would be. But the average person cannot simply up and go to London to constantly march on Parliament. They have jobs, houses, families, lives in their area and all they can do is object to it happening in their area.

>>82065805
>there are men out there who have fucked sydney sweeney up her arse
>I'm not one of them

>>82065820
If you could choose between vaginal and anal sex with her what would you choose

>>82065805
not bad, worked out earlier, watched some more enterprise, rewatching justified. back to the slave cage tomorrow although only doing 2 1/2 days the next few weeks. your day been alright?

for me? seething over tax.

WHERE did the government do an entire week of the month for me? hmmm?? from what I remember I do 5x a week 4 weeks and SOMEHOW I lose 560 quid in tax including council tax

THEY DIDNT WORK THAT WEEK I DID I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK

>>82065906
phwoar enterprise and justified on the same day. maximum comfort reached. I hate the cage and the cage hates me man what you got planned for your time off. I been watching next generation and playing this stupid football game rematch on Xbox quite fun! Back to gym tomorrow x

You dont realise how much sugar is in candy really. I was eating a delicious bag of Lions Midget Gems. Apparently the whole bag had about 120g of sugar. Could eat the whole thing in an hour easily cause they were so moreish. 120g of sugar is huge. Imagine that. No wonder I started to feel crappy all the time. No more sweets for me now x

>>82065386
that's so cruel to deny you wfh on Monday and Fridays. I am hybrid and wfh 95% of all Mondays and Fridays.

>>82065984
>You dont realise how much sugar is in candy
FOY

>>82065809
yes that's true and i've seen a few local councils who are now in negotiations etc (not sure if it's because of/in anticipation of protests).

but then that's shit for the top brass because "you promised my company 150 million pounds for the housing contract."
and then where do the migrants go? really we should be raising whatever money to get their claims processed faster, tighten up borders, nobody should be in a detention centre for more than three days, or a hotel for more than a couple of weeks. not, fucking, months. they can't even go work a job and integrate. nobody wins.

but as a rile-people-up issue, it's 100% a culture war topic. right now we have both "think of the children" and "it's the immgrants". a Simpsons double-bill.

Good spaffington this was

Refreshing, even, i dare proclaim

council tax 'single person discount', huh? 25%?
should be 50% if you're in a relationship/getting sex (or have not had sex for over six months). and 75% if you have not had sex in 5+ years.
social contract is built on families, then couples, then singletons. we are paying the most, as a proportion.

>>82066186
>50% if you're in a relationship/getting sex
NOT in a relationship, rather. (co-habiting rules apply as normal.)

>>82065984
chocolate and other shit food is comfort food for me, i dont drink or do drugs, just go on a night drive, sit in my car and stuff my face with mars bars and other shit like that, yes, im fat

>>82065496
>grab me by the cock

Join grindr and find a young lad to grab your cock for real

what does soundspacker get out of posting here?

>>82066229
It's part of his deal with the Staatsanwaltschaft.

I wanna see your pea COCK COCK COCK

A lass grabbed me by the cock once.

>>82066422
must've been a child, heh.
(because of the hand size)
(that's it)

>>82066009
it makes 0 sense as well

what I wouldn't give to be able to sleep in

then:
"i'd better be careful, or the men in the white coats will take me away, haha."

now:
"PLEAAASE Crisis Team, i wanna be SECTIONED! get me into hospital, probe me, i am DISABLED/MENTAL i need MEDICATION and THERAPY!!!"

>>82066646
hooking up with crazy chicks in the local looney bin, there's a great idea

>>82066575
>get drunk
>sleep in but feel tired in the day
>"huh i should get a good night's sleep sober"
>go to bed early after some exercise in the day, and dont drink
>body wakes me up 2 hours early for no reason and ruins my sleep for the day
Why does my body demand alcohol to sleep reasonably

>>82066842
I quite like that jacket me

>>82066575
No one is forcing you to be a wageslave.

Alright de lids? Back from camping and got a stable connection, it seemed to get worse as the week went on fuck sake. Got some new DVDs. Got the Rugrats complete box set, it lush. Going to go on a nostalgia trip. Got Army of Darkness on Blu-ray and an SNL DVD pack that includes Coneheads so get in there. Got some more from Amazon coming including Alexander: Revisited on 4K and Reservoir Dogs on 4K.
Hope all the lids have been keeping well. Shall be back to the UK this week so I shall, shant I?
Also got Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny and Legend: Director's Cut on DVD aswell as Farewell, My Concubine from Criterion (adding to Lady Snowblood and The Leopard).
All the Blu-rays here are made in a plant in Mexico and there quality control is fucking shit.

>>82067190
Oh lush you finally own coneheads.

DVDmong posting about his holiday to America all paid for by the UK taxpayer whilst wagies are getting ready for another gruelling week of slavery oh aye x

>>82067190
>Mexico
>quality control is fucking shit
Iconic duo.

>>82067201
Indeed. There is a better 4K option out I think but I'm fine with the DVD. The 5 pack also included Superstar (the Molly Shannon and Will Ferrell film) and was only 5 dollars in a Walmart bin so why not?

>>82067243
Mummy paid my plane ticket this time de lid. Spending money all courtesy of wagies I suppose. Well I deserve to travel and buy DVDs don't I?

>>82067256
I dunno mate, I think Llandudno is about as far as you bennie claimers can go on holiday

>>82067256
what have you done to deserve either of those things

Me? Saving me bennies up for a holiday in Japan. 400 quid a month it'll take me about 6 months to have enough x

I'd rather be unemployed than work in a shit job. You've got females being hired for diversity and getting paid more than men to do comfy jobs.

>>82067314
theyve gotta keep women in adult daycare somehow