Thread 82062539

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Anonymous 8/3/2025, 1:54:30 PM No.82062539 >>82062550 >>82062567 >>82062625

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Why tf would you purposely hire a retarded lawyer

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 1:56:02 PM No.82062550 >>82062612

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>>82062539 (OP)
>get state appointed lawyer because youre poor and cant afford a lawyer
>tfw its a literal retard

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 1:58:02 PM No.82062567 >>82062612

>>82062539 (OP)
>get a speeding ticket
>68 in a 65
>"oh this won't be that hard to dismiss, the cop probably won't even show up to court"
>sympathy hire a retarded lawyer as an act of goodwill
>she gets you life

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 2:07:02 PM No.82062612

>>82062567
Kek
>>82062550
Exactly my first thoughts

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 2:08:55 PM No.82062625

>>82062539 (OP)
did she get her degree at costco

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 2:14:22 PM No.82062656

>tfw u realise ur lawyer is going to turn your 100 hours of community service into a death penalty