Thread 82063572

This literally is unfair.

>>82063572 (OP)
If you were a sexhaver instead of a virgin loser you'd realize that the vast majority of women wouldn't get pleasure from that.

>>82063582
Said with a straight face

>>82063572 (OP)
my penis is 1/10 of that size

>>82063572 (OP)
I know this is a boring post, but:
Any more of them?

Damn that's huge, must feel good

>>82063572 (OP)
I wouldn't want a dick like that. My average dick is already a problem to keep in place.

>>82063572 (OP)
Yes, life is unfair. Are you surprised?

>>82063572 (OP)
Ok, I have a small dick, but that's probably too much. Not every woman is stuffing monster dildos up their cunts, that genuinely looks like the woman is struggling.

>>82063582
I love how the based not-a-virgin take is both this but also that women can give birth so a dick is never gonna stretch her out no matter how big

>>82063572 (OP)
nope, that size is less than 1%
unfair is not being 7 inch the average, and yes, it isn't

>>82063572 (OP)
my ex bf had a big penis and it was nice but he didnt really know how to use it and I did pretty much all the work while he basically just sat there and I was bored after a while.

>>82063965
This is pretty much my experience with them as well. You can get a bit more creative with positions but once it's past 3 inches deep it doesn't really do much else

>>82063888
i'm 6.15 and it just looks so much bigger than the 6 but way smaller than the 6.75. and i dont think these are necessarily inaccurate. the difference of perception is insane

>>82063888
any larger than B cup= fat lol

>>82063572 (OP)
>>82063888
I think you guys are thinking way too much into this
Are you guys really that shallow that having a big dick/tits is what constitutes being a man/woman?

>>82063882
giving birth - a very pleasant experience

>>82063572 (OP)
>This literally is unfair.
Unfair for them, yes. Such an oversized dick must really ruin it every time he tries to have sex. It doesn't look enjoyable for either of them, even if she technically gets it in.

>>82064236
Big boobs have more utility than a big dick. Emotional support pillows

It's so unfair. My dick is so much thinner than that that it looks like a pringle can next to a small hotdog.

>>82063572 (OP)
Wtf thats nasty. She probably outstretched her vagina walls and leaks piss. Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha

>>82064327
no shit there's a bit of a difference in diameter. a newborn is probably like 5 times the largest human penis on earth

>>82063852
They CRAVE this are you kiddin gme she hooked up with this dude because she heard.

>>82063888
>7.5" is only DD cup
I hate my 7.25" micropenis.

>horsecock
>can pick any foid based on that
>picks a plain jane with a body of 40yo and granny tits
Every fucking time. What's the point of even having a huge shlong if you get a boring NPC slut with no personality, no talents, no tits, no body, not remotely cute?

>>82065095
Most of these guys have ugly as fuck girlfriends. I've seen guys who have much smaller dicks fuck way hotter girls. I think most women who have nice bodies don't actually want to fuck them up.

>>82065095
Robots slowly realizing that dick size doesn't matter lmao
You're getting there bro
how is this not original

>>82063582
And if you werent an insincere fuck you'd realise having a cock like that grants you instant acces to 99% of the pussy around you within a 100km radius wherever you are. Imagine looking at a girl you wanna fuck and all you have to do is let her find out you have a huge cock. I have so many crushes that are total sluts but I have a small cock so they refused me (they both groped it and I showed them pics and they laughed). Or I have so many milf crushes like my boss wife. I could just let a friend show her a picture of my big cock and her brain would melt and burn with curiosity. Be real having a big cock is like toggling godmode in real life when it comes to women. Imagine not being sexually frustrated.
Or it goes like this.
>fuck a girl
>friend of hers asks her so how was it
>"omg stacy he is HUGE he had my legs trembling"
>fuck I'm wet I wanna fuck him too tell him to come over and suprise him with a threesome

>>82065392
Kek. Most girls would just want to suck the tip at most and wouldn't let it near their twat

>>82063582
Why do you think chad can decide who he fucks or not? The chads who fuck their therapist, their doctor, their whatever? They just whip it out. The woman brain freezes and melts witnessing the big cock. Heard enough stories and if you want real proof check them omegle videos. Every girl turns into a massive slut when it comes to horsecock

>>82065418
People always say this as if we can decide how big it is, listen, not everyone is like Dredd or Brickzilla, that's not what a big dick means. People like you pretend a big dick automatically means a dick you can't even stick in a pussy, only few people have dicks that are too big for the pussy so no point in saying a big dick is bad because 0.1 percent of the population has dicks like Dredd, that doesnt take away from the fact that a woman's pussy will never be properly filled by a 4 or 5 incher

>>82063888
The moid who made this chart knows nothing about bra sizes. You need to also know the band size. A 28 band size is skinny, a 50 band size means you are obese (or a troon)

>>82064719
The urethra is a different hole you retard

>>82063882
>so a dick is never gonna stretch her out
nigga do you think women are typically dilated to those levels during sex? do you not realize a significant amount of women experience perineal tearing at a minimum during childbirth?

I guess this is what I get for expecting basic understanding of female biology from a board of virgins.

>>82063572 (OP)
Why is she going in dry? Are either of them even enjoying this?

>>82063572 (OP)
She looks like a dude or an older lady from that POV. Loose pussy too

>>82063582
>vast majority of women wouldn't get pleasure from that.
Yet they do it constantly. Curious.

>>82065095
>>82065301
>>82065331
It's fucked up how it's always gays and troons that get hung up on dick size but for women it's the last thing they consider. Yes you need some means to make them feel good but if that's all it took they never be as picky with partners as they are.

>>82063582
Fucking dogshit retarded cope

>>82065392
>I have so many crushes that are total sluts
found your problem. Be like bitching and moaning gold diggers lose interest in you when they find out you're not rich.

>>82063888
>tfw im 9" but no one believes me
>tfw tall so it doesn't even look that big

>>82063882
I just don't understand what your end goal here is. I refuse to believe you are actually so stupid.

>>82066642
yeah people sometimes pretend not to understand when something challenges their worldview and they don't have a coherent answer.

>>82066608
Go away, normgroid

>why don't burgers just do this?
spend 20 minutes on old /b/ or soc

>>82066477
You can tell these porn-obsessed virgins all day that women don't care about dick size unless it's on the extreme end of either spectrum - abnormally large or abnormally small - which most prefer neither of those. They simply refuse to believe this for some weird reason. Sure there may be a size queen or two you may encounter in your lifetime but the vast majority don't care and prefer you to be average size. It would be the equivalent of femcels claiming having a tight vagina is the be all end all way of securing a man.

>>82063888
>thinks between B and C cup is average
tell me you're a chestlet without telling me you're a chestlet

>>82066703
you assume everything typed here is an honest post?

OK anon, I'm from another planet sent here to try and sort out why all you humans just tell stories to yourselves all the time rather than just cope with reality and move on.

>>82063572 (OP)
>he has visible ribs showing he's dehydrated and possibly malnourished
>his arms seem fixed in place like it's tied in place
Someone free him

>>82066713
I just have to assume it's trolling start to finish. That or some retard trying to demoralize in the most gay ass way possible.

>>82066755
Wow you are very smart.

This whole internet thing is actually fake? Maybe you should leave this site then. Go outside.

>>82063572 (OP)
Do you remember that you're a guy so you're the one with the dick? The dick is halfway in, it take her multiple try to get it in, it can't get deepthroated. In other word having a smaller dick is 100% better. Nobody care how the girl feel. Woman are submissive and their goal is to make you feel good.

Let's put ourselves in woman shoes for a second.
1. they put make up and make themseleves look good to attract a guy. Take hours and is fucking long and lame.
2. Go talk to people until one (she didn't choose) go talk to her.
3. Go back to his place and suck his dick to get him going (sucking dick can be exciting for the girl but she's ultimately stuffing something down her throat to please the guy)
4. Let her body be used until the guy cum and doesn't necesserly get to cum herself.

In other word. Take your small pp and go get deepthroated, ram a girl ball deep, and nut in her pussy until your prostate is empty my guy. It's the best scenario you can have.

>>82063582
Then why do women want men with big dicks?

>>82066721
implants are a thing you know

>>82067098
How many do you talk too really? You are getting this info from porn and anonymous sites like here where usually it's some retard trying to sell you something or just baiting.

>>82067175
women joke about big dicks being better all the time, and if a man does something they don't like they accuse him of having a small penis

>>82067183
Yes, yes I'm sure you have direct experience in all that.
>if a man does something they don't like they accuse him of having a small penis
I'm sure many do as well as many gay men to other gay men too considering how much some guys brains are breaking in this thread at the idea your dick size won't change anything in your life, people use what leverage they can to hurt someone and if you think calling your dick small will hit you where it hurts they are going to use.

Also you shouldn't date people like that anyway

>>82067212
>you have direct experience in all that.
My penis is above average but I hear my gf and her friends behave in such ways all the time

>>82067241
yes, yes, and you come to this slow ass board to waste time in threads obsessing over big dicks...

>>82067248
yeah because I'm hungover and bored today. I should be doing some chores soon though

"Yeah you care about having big cock just because" Yeah that's how world works. Nobody cares about cocks.

>>82067175
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4558040/
women want above average penises
6.4 inches nbp is 1 SD above average. only 17% of the population meets this.

>>82065392
Incels unironically think like this. Baffling

>>82067652

the soience is settled
>>82067603
>>82067603
>>82067603

obviously he's overreacting as one bad trait in isolation isn't a dealbreaker, but insecure men have never been picked, and the only way to make up for those decades of loneliness is to become "the best ever" to a woman, which simply will never happen in the 21st century

>Girls don't care about cock size
>"Yeah we'd go for something average, like 6 inches"

>>82065392
lmao ask your weirdo autistic friend with a big dick if this is how it works

touch grass homie

>>82067693
women don't know what an inch is. they're just saying that to be nice and avoid incurring the man's wrath because they know how much penis size stresses men out

>>82067175
Women's number 1 insult when they get mad at a man is him having a small penis.
Or they talk about it on dating related forums. About how to find a man with a big penis that will stay with her and such.
> from porn
pls

>>82064236
Yes because female sexual pleasure is directly derived from penis size, while the size of someone's tits does not really matter. Women need big dicks and if they say otherwise they're either lying or comforting you because you only have a 4 and a half inch pecker.

>>82063582
i love how common it's become for people to call other incels / tell them to touch grass right before giving them the most out of touch take on sex ever lmao. have you ever listened to women speak amongst themselves? have you ever had the chance to read a girl's group chat? or being close to a dude in hs / college that had a huge dick? i've been through all of this and am thoroughly convinced women that are NOT size queens are a really tiny minority

if you want to wife up a woman make sure her bodycount is as low as possible because if shes ever experienced 7"+ it's fucking over

>>82065095
Maybe they're willing to trade off appearance for actually being able to take the whole horsecock. It's not fun to have a girl holding her hands on your hips and stopping you halfway because it hurts too much to go any deeper/harder.

>>82067885
I work in the healthcare industry and my coworkers are 90% women. They don't fucking care bro. I'm a sexhaver thats 5/10 looks wise and have a 4.5in dick 5in on a good day and have a long term relationship where we had multiple threesomes and I'm currently cheating. I've had women in the past guess what my dick size is and some have said 8 inches lmao

When a girl catches feelings for you it doesn't fucking matter if you are ugly, shit in bed, manchild, abusive, broke etc. The reason why you desperately want to believe that women care so much about dick size is because you want to believe that your lack of pulling is due to something beyond your control. That mindset alone is what keeps you an incel.

>>82067810
>Women's number 1 insult when they get mad at a man is him having a small penis.

No shit, look how work up you are getting over it. You think she's being honest or just saying what will hurt?

>>82063572 (OP)
those 2 were literally made for each other and the sad part is she probably goes even bigger with toys.

>>82068000
>your mindset is keeping you an incel bro, it's not your height, your dick, your face, it's your KUNFADENSE bro!! fuck what all those peer reviewed studies say about the significance of attractiveness penis size and height in dating, i'm telling you it's YOUR FAULT bro

let's assume it's true that you're a dicklet having lots of sex with different women and cheating... you are either very tall, or a lot more than a 5/10. if you're not either of those things you're bullshitting point blank.

>>82065095
Women care about face the most as long as you don't have a micro

>>82068000

YOU HEARD IT YOU INCELS!
I'm a 5'1, 31 year old bald retired and retarded veteran who's paraplegic with an inverted dick and I can only could to five
And I stll fuck dozens of women every day you're just clearly looking for excuses you lazy incels