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Anonymous No.82063715 >>82063724 >>82064101 >>82064449 >>82064460 >>82064542
I wish I could watch a big cumming robot robot cum
Anonymous No.82063724
>>82063715 (OP)
>Tfw only cum droplets
Anonymous No.82063738 >>82064460 >>82068994
>robot robot cum
every moment of my life is another failure
Anonymous No.82063942 >>82064007
Penises look better soft
Anonymous No.82063996 >>82064071
I would let my gf watch me cum everyday. We can even save it for a couple days so it can be bigger cummies for her
Anonymous No.82064007 >>82065284
>>82063942
I disagree, how is it going to shoot cum if it's soft?
Anonymous No.82064071 >>82064475
>>82063996
I would save it for a couple of weeks, we'd still fuck but I'd just edge myself with her pussy for a couple of hours and never cum
Anonymous No.82064101 >>82064413
>>82063715 (OP)
If you post your discord, a few anons here will probably send pictures of their dicks to you
Anonymous No.82064413 >>82064449 >>82064520 >>82065167 >>82065609
>>82064101
What I really want to watch is big cum loads
Anonymous No.82064438 >>82064452
this thread is weird...
i need an adult
Anonymous No.82064449 >>82064492
>>82064413
>>82063715 (OP)
Are you a male and why do you want to see that?
Anonymous No.82064452 >>82064469
>>82064438
which weenus is your favourite??
Anonymous No.82064460
>>82063715 (OP)
>>82063738
moids are fucking magical, this is hypnotizing to watch
Anonymous No.82064469 >>82064509
>>82064452
i dont know but im rock hard...
Anonymous No.82064475
>>82064071
I'd save for 1-2 weeks because my ex liked the feeling of me pumping a gigantic load inside of her. I miss her.
Anonymous No.82064492
>>82064449
Yes of course and it's really satisfying to watch and obviously somewhat arousing
Anonymous No.82064509 >>82064520
>>82064469
you have to pick one OR ELSE
Anonymous No.82064520
>>82064509
t-this one... >>82064413
Anonymous No.82064542 >>82064603
>>82063715 (OP)
I'd let you watch me cum but only if you're a femanon desu

pros: I got a bigger dick. It's longer than 6 inches
cons:I'd probably ask for something in return
Anonymous No.82064603
>>82064542
I'm not but how much do you cum?
Anonymous No.82065083
bumping the gay penis thread
Anonymous No.82065167 >>82065215 >>82066174
>>82064413
tfw when no moid creampie dripping out from me
Anonymous No.82065215 >>82065304
>>82065167
If you are a female then you have no excuse for not getting cum
Anonymous No.82065258 >>82065417
please post more cocks OP
Anonymous No.82065284
>>82064007
the bounciness of a large flaccid/semi-chub penis is mesmerising.
it truly is the high iq choice
Anonymous No.82065304 >>82065341 >>82065356 >>82066046
>>82065215
i am a female, just to shy to let men have sex with me :3
Anonymous No.82065341 >>82065387
>>82065304
So shy openly detailing your sexual fantasies like that
Anonymous No.82065356 >>82065406
>>82065304
Good, don't be a slut. Just have plenty of sex with the man you love.
Anonymous No.82065387 >>82065727
>>82065341
been on the internet since i was way younger, havent socialized nearly as much as ive been here, matter of skills and lack of social exposure i think ):
Anonymous No.82065406 >>82065461
>>82065356
yes and that man is me
Anonymous No.82065417 >>82065475
>>82065258
That's all I had prepared, and my folder is horribly (completely) unorganized so it takes a long time to find cum clips
Anonymous No.82065461
>>82065406
>yes and that man is me
Nah, I'm far nicer
Anonymous No.82065475 >>82065531 >>82065557
>>82065417
im straight why is this thread so fucking hot
what causes this phenomenon
Anonymous No.82065531
>>82065475
worms made you gay
Anonymous No.82065533
i think handjobs r super underrated playing with moid cock is like my #2 right under sex
Anonymous No.82065557 >>82067164 >>82070024
>>82065475
Me too unironically, I genuinely think it's just normal or at least not uncommon, that's why there is cum in straight porn
Anonymous No.82065609 >>82065631 >>82065683 >>82065730
>>82064413
thay almost looks like my penirs but I'm very skinny and not fat
maybe I'll eat a lot of zinc and record a big sticky warm load for anon
Anonymous No.82065631 >>82065726
>>82065609
very good idea anon
Anonymous No.82065683 >>82065726
>>82065609
apparently celery and water helps a lot too
Anonymous No.82065726
>>82065631
I should buy zinc though
maybe I'll visit a pharmacy tomorrow
I remember recording a video like that once before but I was sitting up and the cum landed on my penis and made a huge mess

>>82065683
thanks for the tip
Anonymous No.82065727 >>82065759
>>82065387
Way younger meaning how old exactly? Do you think you would have a boyfriend if you were better socialized?
Anonymous No.82065730
>>82065609
Very nice that's one of the best ones
Anonymous No.82065759 >>82066143 >>82066692
>>82065727
>how old exactly
well i got my first phone in 4th grade, so however old i was then, im 20 now.
> Do you think you would have a boyfriend if you were better socialized
i think so but i cant really say for sure, i might just be shy because i was ugly and overlooked, or im overlooked and ugly because i am shy, idk anon but id like to think id have one anyway.
Anonymous No.82066046 >>82066094 >>82066142
>>82065304
I wish I had a shy roommate who whom I could slowly get comfortable with sex
We could do stuff like masturbating together or cuddle and rub eachothers parts
sounds cute and fun in a way
but I'll always be an incel so whatever
Anonymous No.82066094 >>82068507
>>82066046
man that sounds awesome too bad im an autist and i'll live with my family forever
Anonymous No.82066142 >>82068507
>>82066046
i never thought of soemthing like that and would actually enjoy that so much, the slow burn would kinda make me fall in love .. but being eavhothers first and slowly exploring eachother like that sounds amazing );
Anonymous No.82066143 >>82066231
>>82065759
Do you remember what age you discovered 4chan and/or other unsavory things like porn or gore?
>i might just be shy because i was ugly and overlooked, or im overlooked and ugly because i am shy
It depends on what you mean by shy. If it's to the extent goes well beyond feeling a little nervous to talk to people, then it's probably deeper-seated than that. What makes you think you're ugly? If you're fit/healthy then it can't be that bad
Anonymous No.82066174 >>82066291
>>82065167
im gonna pump a thick load into my onahole right now just for you nona
Anonymous No.82066231 >>82066609
>>82066143
probably discoverd all that a year or so after having a phone, and as for 4chan i found it like 2 years ago ish
and it may be deeper seated because i dont really feel like im shy its just better to describe it as that, i just dont really know how to socialize normally and i avoid having talking to people because i stumble on words and stutter, and find it really hard to think of things to say so most conversations i have with people i dont know stay surface level and awkward because i probably sound like mentally retarded, and i hate seeming like that so i just avoid socializing altogether, i think im ugly because i just look weird and not normal compared to other girls
Anonymous No.82066291
>>82066174
not fair i want some )))):
Anonymous No.82066609 >>82066686 >>82067164
>>82066231
In all honesty it just seems like a standard case of stunted social development from a lack of socialization in early life that snowballed into what it is today. Many such cases around these parts. I'll just leave it at that, that's enough psychoanalysis for a gay porn thread
Anonymous No.82066686
>>82066609
kek yea i think so too but thanks for validating my thoughts
Anonymous No.82066692
>>82065759
how are you ugly, describe your looks, most people who consider themselves ugly are normal looking just mentality ill
Anonymous No.82067164 >>82067511
>>82066609
see
>>82065557
This is not a gay thread
Anonymous No.82067511 >>82067886
>>82067164
>It's another episode of fags saying what they are doing isn't gay
Anonymous No.82067886
>>82067511
Explain how I am straight and I like watching solo cum clips then
Anonymous No.82068504
>into mutual masturbation with a girl (female)
>always cum into her socks or tp because I'm a big messy cummer
>she wants to see me cum all over myself but I'm hesitant
>finally do it for her
>drench my torso, gets on my face and in my hair
>she giggles because I'm now a cum covered slut waiting for a towel
I wish I had a girl to cum for now
Anonymous No.82068507
>>82066094
it's wish r9k was like a big apartment complex so that could happen irl

>>82066142
>and slowly exploring eachother like that sounds amazing );
yes slowly building up trust and shedding insecurities
I honestly don't even care about sex, just having someone you I can be close with sounds lovely

unfortunately all I can do is fantasize about I before going to sleep
Anonymous No.82068738 >>82068965
I coom a lot more nowadays for whatever reason, I used to just catch it in a napkin but now it soaks the thing conpletely though and drips everywhere even when I use three.
I don't know if it's a diet thing or because of more excercise but it's a good thing but also annoying.
Anonymous No.82068965 >>82069025
>>82068738
That's so cool, I wish I had that much cum
Anonymous No.82068994
>>82063738
I have not came more than a few dribbles per session, for more than 10 years now. Because I'm used to jacking off 3 to 5 times a day. And my teens and twenties it was 5 to 10 times a day, but now that I'm in my 30s, it has dropped off a bit. There have been of course plenty of times where I didn't have time or libido was so low that perhaps there was a day missed, and I would have a lot more but nothing like this. The only time I came like this, was when I was in boot camp which was the only time of abstinence in my life. Two and a half months no jacking off. And then I went down to my A-school after graduation and I remember all the roommates were out of town for the weekend, and I got down beside my bed, it's like a hotel room, and got on all fours and was jerking off and I came so much it was unbelievable. The most I've ever done in my entire life. And for the next couple days it was a large amount. Decreasing of course. And then I was back to regular.
Anonymous No.82069025
>>82068965
I think it's probably because of a combination of a high protein diet, deadlifts+squats+walking and my daily 2 to 3 hour edging session, so you can try to copy that maybe get similiar results.
Anonymous No.82069496 >>82071058 >>82071086 >>82073720
I wonder if they sometimes skip masturbating because they don't want to clean up, thereby saving up an even messier load
Anonymous No.82069552
wish i could have a gay bot slowly worship my cock, running their fingers around it gently as it throbs in the air, inhaling its musk and kissing it, then finally jerking me off as i quiver on the bed and thrust into their hand (or face)
i won't post cock though because i bet some nasty foid would see it
Anonymous No.82070024
>>82065557
are you sure it wouldn't feel kind of nice to feel one stiff and throbbing in your hand?
Anonymous No.82070059 >>82070555
ya'lls are gay. It's normal for most people to be a little bit gay, but just thought you should know that as I am completely heterosexual this thread is just weird to me, and I watched every vid just to compare it with the cumshot vids I sent to my fembot.
Anonymous No.82070555
>>82070059
Guess I'm doomed to never being understood by normies
Anonymous No.82071058
>>82069496
No but I'll skip masturbating so I can shoot a bigger load later cause it feels better. I take the cumstack and everything too
Anonymous No.82071086
>>82069496
small cock
Anonymous No.82071167
There use to be a british dude on here who posted his dick a lot, wish we saw his cumshot
Anonymous No.82072387
semenmogs me; i only cum translucent little droplets that run down the side instead of launching
Anonymous No.82073076 >>82073446
as a femboy
i love big cocks they're an instant neuron activate for me :3
Anonymous No.82073446 >>82073456
>>82073076
How big is big enough?
Anonymous No.82073456
>>82073446
Mmm from 6/6.5 to 7.5 inches is good for me!
That one in the video loooks scarryyy hot but scarry
Anonymous No.82073720
>>82069496
I skip it until my erections become uncontrollable so then it is time to drain the lizard.