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Anonymous No.82064405 >>82064412 >>82064420 >>82064421 >>82064448 >>82064481 >>82064738 >>82064871 >>82064948 >>82065231 >>82065532 >>82065656 >>82065964 >>82066241 >>82066662 >>82067064 >>82067135 >>82067366 >>82067585 >>82069943 >>82069957 >>82070015 >>82070198 >>82070269 >>82070325 >>82070333 >>82070796
i wish i had a dick
so i could do this to people. it looks like it must feel amazing. fucking someone's throat, cumming in their mouth, rubbing yourself on their face, slapping them with your cock. i bet it is such a satisfying and empowering feeling. there is nothing we can do with a pussy that is this cool.
Anonymous No.82064412 >>82064446
>>82064405 (OP)
Get a big strapon and shove it into some guys/girls face
An0nymous No.82064419 >>82064446 >>82067135 >>82070400
Maybe you shouldn't have cut off your dick, troon
Anonymous No.82064420 >>82064446
>>82064405 (OP)
>i wish i had a dick
but you do, though i doubt you'll ever get to use it B^)
orospu รงocuฤŸu No.82064421 >>82064446
>>82064405 (OP)
trust me it's fucking amazing to have a cock can't wait to break some girl's mind with my cock
Anonymous No.82064446 >>82064470 >>82068261 >>82068887 >>82070332
>>82064412
but that would not give me the ability to coom from it and shoot big loads.
>>82064419
i will never understand why anyone who is blessed enough to be born with a dick would remove it.
>>82064420
i wish. i wish i had one and it was very big.
>>82064421
it must make you feel like a god.
Anonymous No.82064448 >>82064480 >>82068366
>>82064405 (OP)
You can rub your pussy on some guy's face. Even if you had a dick that was big enough to do it, unless you're considered very attractive, it's unlikely any regular woman would let you do things like that to her. Maybe a prostitute would. But then again, prostitution is banned in many places in the western world.
Anonymous No.82064470
>>82064446
>but that would not give me the ability to coom from it and shoot big loads.
There are some with coom features
Anonymous No.82064480 >>82064543
>>82064448
>You can rub your pussy on some guy's face.
that also feels good but it is nowhere near as cool and powerful as things you can do with a dick.
>Even if you had a dick that was big enough to do it, unless you're considered very attractive, it's unlikely any regular woman would let you do things like that to her. Maybe a prostitute would. But then again, prostitution is banned in many places in the western world.
i am so obsessed with dicks i think i would probably be gay if i was a guy so getting laid would not be a problem.
Anonymous No.82064481 >>82064531 >>82064863
>>82064405 (OP)
>there is nothing we can do with a pussy that is this cool.
I disagree, I think pic related type stuff is fantastic. I've done the stuff in your webm a couple times, it doesn't feel that great physically although the domination aspect is really nice
Anonymous No.82064531 >>82064536 >>82064554 >>82064585 >>82065231
>>82064481
i like it too but it is lame in comparison to having your dick sucked. imagine being a woman and sitting on your enemy's face vs being a man and fucking your enemy's throat. the former is just vulnerable and a larp while the latter is pure dominance, you would feel like you won a war when you coom. i wish i had a big piece of meat i can stuff people's mouths with and gave me orgasmic pleasure.
Anonymous No.82064536 >>82064702
>>82064531
>fucking your enemy's throat
Stinky fujo
Anonymous No.82064543 >>82064702
>>82064480
Ever thought about doing the female version of that dominating a guy to worship your pussy and lick your feet and be grateful wen you piss in their mouth also would you let a Guy do that to you?
Anonymous No.82064554 >>82064585 >>82064702 >>82065640
>>82064531
>being a man and fucking your enemy's throat.
9/10 they would bite your dick
Anonymous No.82064585 >>82064702 >>82064863
>>82064531
If anything it's more powerful since you can actually suffocate them with your pussy and ass. Besides outside of fantasy they'd just bite your dick off like >>82064554 said
Anonymous No.82064702 >>82064726 >>82064741 >>82064786
>>82064536
sshhh but i made it too obvious i guess.
>>82064543
i think both scenarios sound hot but without the piss. femdom sounds so larpy in all honesty.
>>82064554
>>82064585
you guys are being too literal, i was not talking about a life and death situation. pussies are small, weak and an easier target for biting off than dicks. i mean, which one is more likely:
>an enemy biting an enormous hard dick off, knowing that the man could overpower them effortlessly if they do so
>an enemy biting the tiny clit and flaps off (ouch) when a woman being able to overpower them is unimaginable to begin with
just being real. pussy licking also requires cooperation to be orgasmic, you cannot force it upon people, you cannot shut them up with it while you can shove your dick in someone's mouth and feel like a conqueror as you finish.
Anonymous No.82064726 >>82064851 >>82064863
>>82064702
I imagine a dick is easier to bite off. It's not proper hard bone.
Anonymous No.82064738
>>82064405 (OP)
so are twitch streamers just fucking their subs now or is it just pokimane
Anonymous No.82064741 >>82064786 >>82064851 >>82064863
>>82064702
the robots arent gonna like this one nona, they all want to be raped and groomed by women, and not a single one wants to fuck your throat or shut you you up with their dicklet, they all dream about getting used and made to feel small by women, its pretty nasty, i know
Anonymous No.82064786 >>82064863
>>82064702
Yeah fair enough I guess, boobs are the more obvious target for biting though.
>>82064741
I can do and have done both just fine, it's more fun that way. I don't think she really wants either though
Anonymous No.82064851
>>82064726
the vulva is just flesh.
>>82064741
if i had a dick, i could be doing all that cool stuff but i am stuck with a female body that no one finds intimidating and all my attempts at rape would be nothing but a larp. if you think about it, you can only be dominant if you were blessed with a dick.
Anonymous No.82064863 >>82064887 >>82064950 >>82070411
>>82064741
observe femanon,
>>82064726
wants to be made to feel weaker and more frail by a woman, by suggesting e would be very easy to hurt and be made (weak) by a womans jaw
>>82064585
thinks a woman can overpower a man just by sitting on his face? kek, this is not a mommy dom hentai where the man is 90 lbs and looks unreasonably young, you arent 12 and weak and rapeable by a woman anymore. get over it you r a grown man
>>82064481
said he wants to be dominated by a woman.. no further explanation needed, mommy issues ridden faggoty cuck
>>82064786
no but you obvisouly prefer the submissive aspect on your part, or else you would not be so insistent on men being more of a victim of women, more of the cute little helpless damsel thats at the mercy of a big scary woman KEK
Anonymous No.82064871
>>82064405 (OP)
https://voca.ro/18FIk9vxbiH4
Anonymous No.82064878 >>82064900
ITT cis men pretend to be cis women
Anonymous No.82064887 >>82064909
>>82064863
i think it is ultimately all just a matter of preference. not every man is going to be into the same thing.
Anonymous No.82064900
>>82064878
i am just a woman with dick envy, it's really not that complicated.
Anonymous No.82064909 >>82065549
>>82064887
i didnt say every man, i said robots, and by that i was loosely referring to the majority of them, not all
Anonymous No.82064948 >>82065549
>>82064405 (OP)
Fuck my face mommy :3
Anonymous No.82064950
>>82064863
>you obvisouly prefer the submissive aspect on your part
It completely depends on my mood. All the s&m larping shit, pegging etc is cringe to me, facesitting is just nice because of the view and ease of access to all the good parts. And no shit girls aren't really into it, I had to ask them to vs compared to eating them out regularly
Anonymous No.82065231 >>82065549 >>82067124
>>82064405 (OP)
I wish I had a pussy instead.
Wanna switch?
Also feel better about the fact that most penises aren't as big as that guy's and that many are also circumcised so it probably doesn't feel as good for them.
>>82064531
>enemy
Why do you think like this? Of sex as a punishment isntead of something lovers do?
Anonymous No.82065532 >>82066047
>>82064405 (OP)
You can just shove your thing and drag it on someone's face, that's a lot better than having a stick
Anonymous No.82065549 >>82066708 >>82066805
>>82064909
they could still be dominant and powerful of they wanted because they have a male body.
>>82064948
this is exactly how i want to fuck someone's face...
>>82065231
>I wish I had a pussy instead.
>Wanna switch?
sure but i want a big one, also ideally a full body change.
>Why do you think like this? Of sex as a punishment isntead of something lovers do?
because that's how moids and society as a whole view sex. it degrades women and empowers men.
Anonymous No.82065640 >>82065652 >>82066047
>>82064554
NTA, but just point a gun to avoid and dick bites
Anonymous No.82065652
>>82065640
I'd bite it so my suffering would end
Anonymous No.82065656 >>82066047
>>82064405 (OP)
It's hot that you think of cock as a tool for punishment instead of pleasure. Probably from watching porn often though
Anonymous No.82065964 >>82066047
>>82064405 (OP)
you can do that to a girl with a strap on lesbian anon
Anonymous No.82066047 >>82066708 >>82066856
>>82065532
but i want to have a stick that i can shove down someone's throat until i cum. pussy licking could never compare to how cool this is. a mouth is literally shaped to take cock.
>>82065640
realistically, you wouldn't even need that. when you are a man, the other person would know you can beat the shit out of them if they don't suck that dick. they don't get a say, you can force it upon them. dicks cannot be pulled out that easily whatsoever.
>>82065656
what do you mean? it's just how dicks work.
>>82065964
i am not into girls but the gender of the dick sucker is honestly irrelevant. i just wish i had a dick and could make people suck it. it must be the best feeling imaginable. you cannot experience fucking someone's mouth until you cum with a strapon.
Anonymous No.82066241 >>82066849
>>82064405 (OP)
>cut off your dick
>make this thread
Anonymous No.82066352
ITT: textbook example of Electra complex as described by Freud
Anonymous No.82066662 >>82066849
>>82064405 (OP)
You will never be a man. You have no dick, you have no balls, you have no sperm. You are a heterosexual woman twisted by porn and masturbation into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
Anonymous No.82066708 >>82066849
>>82065549
>because that's how moids and society as a whole view sex
No that's how YOU view sex.
Also why would it matter if men view sex that way? Do you just blindly follow their opinions?
>>82066047
Honestly that other guy is right. You watch way too much porn.
Anonymous No.82066805 >>82067099
>>82065549
>this is exactly how i want to fuck someone's face
Then do it. She's doing it without a dick and you can too.
Anonymous No.82066849 >>82067027 >>82067064
>>82066241
if i was born with a dick, i would never even think about cutting it off.
>>82066662
i know. i just wish i had a real dick.
>>82066708
what are you talking about? obviously, i am attracted to men so what they think matters. i didn't create humanity's perception of sex, this is just how it is. will pretending having sex as a woman is totally just as cool as a man suddenly make it any less lame? no. the penetrating one is dominant and strong. the penetrated is weak. it's not about porn, it's biology. it sucks that i will never get to experience anything as pleasurable and empowering as fucking someone's throat until i cum, but my anatomy makes it impossible.
Anonymous No.82066856 >>82067099
>>82066047
>it must be the best feeling imaginable
90% of dick's sensitivity is in the foreskin and pretty much all americans are snipped and some even have other bits like the frenulum cut off from doctor incompetence
Anonymous No.82067027 >>82067099 >>82067123
>>82066849
>obviously, i am attracted to men so what they think matters
Okay but that doesn't mean that just because society views something as one thing doesn't mean it's the objective truth. Why are you dominant for penetrating? You are putting your most sensitive part inside of someone elses body and just have to hope nothing bad happens there.
>it sucks that i will never get to experience anything as pleasurable
I'm sure getting penetrated is at least as pleasurable. Seems like it in porn at least and the vagina seems more sensitive.
The vagina seems more neat.
Anonymous No.82067064 >>82067099
>>82064405 (OP)
>>82066849
all i gotta say is lay off the porn bro
Anonymous No.82067099 >>82067161 >>82067167 >>82067295 >>82067960
>>82066805
i don't think guys are into that and it is not as cool as getting your dick sucked.
>>82066856
i fucking love the foreskin. i wish i had a huge uncut cock. most men in the world are not circumcised you know. men in circumcised countries are also still horny as fuck. clearly sex still feels mindblowing for them.
>>82067027
everything you came up with to pretend pussies are not lame as fuck compared to dicks sounds like a massive cope, i'm sorry. if you want to have a vagina, i don't really care about that but penis is just cooler. there is nothing we can do with this boring anatomy that will ever be as cool as penetrating holes and shooting loads in ecstasy.
>>82067064
i don't see how my mindset has anything to do with porn...
Anonymous No.82067123 >>82067413
>>82067027
If it's so important what men want, then femanon should become the cock mouth receptacle herself
Anonymous No.82067124 >>82067178
>>82065231
I don't think face fucking is something you do to someone you love. I don't see how you could say "I love you and respect you and see you as an equal not like me fuck your face like you're nothing but a hole." It's for whores only
Anonymous No.82067135
>>82064405 (OP)
>well you shouldn't have cu-

>>82064419
I like you friend. Hope your days coming are better than they are now.
Anonymous No.82067161 >>82067413
>>82067099
you wouldnt think like this if you hadnt over exposed yourself to it
Anonymous No.82067167 >>82067413
>>82067099
>clearly sex still feels mindblowing for them
Or they are just horny because of hormones.
Or it might be to make up for the lack in pleasure. Like, you know, women don't need as much sex because they get enough pleasure and a guy has to make up for it by having more sex?
Just a theory.

>everything you came up with
Didn't come up with it. Aren't clits more sensitive? Don't women cum for longer? And vaginas are less exposed. It sucks having the most sensitive part of your body be dangling around instead of being mostly neatly tucked inside of your body and protected. Most porn is so fucking gross to me because it looks like men use their penises more like a tool than something they actually fell with. Like they seem so insensitive when it's supposed to be the most sensitive part of your body. The way other men treat their penises is body horror.
I want to know what exactly you think is so good about penetration?
Why do you think it's somehow more dominant?
There seems to be no other reasoning from you than "that's how other people view it" which is a logical fallacy.
Anonymous No.82067178
>>82067124
Women want the man they love to fuck them like a whore sometimes. There is nothing disrespectful about this and it doesn't mean you love each other any less.
t. sex haver
Anonymous No.82067295 >>82067413
>>82067099
>i don't think guys are into that
Wouldn't it be better if you had a guy restrained and he didn't want you to do it?
>it is not as cool as getting your dick sucked
It's way cooler to flip the script and fuck using the part made to be fucked.
Anonymous No.82067366 >>82067413
>>82064405 (OP)
you only want a dick because you have an ugly vagina
Anonymous No.82067413 >>82067620 >>82067735 >>82069982
>>82067123
i already do. seeing how much pleasure i am giving makes me extremely horny and wonder how amazing it must feel to be in his place.
>>82067161
i don't even watch porn that often guys. it's always normal stuff too.
>>82067167
>Or it might be to make up for the lack in pleasure. Like, you know, women don't need as much sex because they get enough pleasure and a guy has to make up for it by having more sex?
why would men be so obsessed with chasing sex if it was not pleasurable? don't make me laugh please.
>Aren't clits more sensitive?
mine is sensitive but it doesn't matter because a clit lacks all the cool features a dick is capable of. being super long and thick. penetration. shooting loads. impregnation. it is also enviable how easy they can cum while it is a whole process for us.
>Don't women cum for longer?
i have not noticed a big difference between myself and partners. the male orgasm is much cooler. it is so explosive and look unfathomably satisfying.
>I want to know what exactly you think is so good about penetration?
because you get to put a big piece of your meat inside someone's hole and pleasure yourself with it until you cum.
>Why do you think it's somehow more dominant?
>There seems to be no other reasoning from you than "that's how other people view it" which is a logical fallacy.
how other people view it is how we humans view sex. it is unignorable, not a logical fallacy. it's not only about society whatsoever. the penetrator is in control, stronger, he can overpower and fuck whatever, shove his loads inside holes, it is no risk, all pleasure for him.
>>82067295
you need cooperation for orgasmic pussy licking, i don't know how you can make it work with an unwilling participant.
>>82067366
no, i want it because dicks are cooler.
Anonymous No.82067585
>>82064405 (OP)
why did you cut off your dick to pretend to be a fake woman then?
enjoy your puss filled shit wound
Anonymous No.82067620 >>82067651
>>82067413
>you need cooperation for orgasmic pussy licking
You don't need to actually be licked to grind until you orgasm on someone's face.
Anonymous No.82067651
>>82067620
eh we were talking about oral. it goes to prove pussy licking is not as cool as sucking dick. the pussy is so limited, there is nothing dominating we can do with it. but i do like the concept of grinding until i cum.
Anonymous No.82067735 >>82067874
>>82067413
>why would men be so obsessed with chasing sex if it was not pleasurable?
Because like you. A lot of men are just group animals that keep hearing that sex is good and what you need to chase so it doesn't matter that it doesn't feel as good to them. Especially when they are circumcised. Also testosterone makes you more horny.

>mine is sensitive but it doesn't matter because a clit lacks all the cool features a dick is capable of. being super long and thick. penetration. shooting loads. impregnation.
Ok so what if it doesn't feel good at all? What if it was just numb? Would you still think it was cool?
>because you get to put a big piece of your meat inside someone's hole and pleasure yourself with it until you cum.
Why is that better than being able to put something inside of you where you basically have the control and feeling pleasure from that?
>how other people view it is how we humans view sex
You are acting as if propaganda and social engineering and conformity doesn't exist.
Just because a lot of people have one opinion it obviously doesn't mean it's right.
> the penetrator is in control, stronger, he can overpower and fuck whatever, shove his loads inside holes, it is no risk
It also comes with the consequence of being expected to go out of your way to do stuff. You can be all passive and not have to move much and just expect the man to do all the work and receive pleasure from that.
Anonymous No.82067874 >>82067898
>>82067735
anon your praises of the boring female body is putting me to sleep. i have zero interest in pussies. if you want one congrats but nothing will make me stop finding them lame. i don't care to talk about them any further. your hypotheticals are out of touch with reality. men like you who claim to want pussies only want it because they have a humiliation kink and they know being a woman is humiliating so cut the bullshit.
Anonymous No.82067898 >>82067942
>>82067874
If I am out of touch then what the hell are you?
You bring up wanting a penis so I challenge you.
What did you expect? Do you expect everyone to agree and praise you all the time?
Anonymous No.82067942 >>82067962 >>82067978
>>82067898
well it's ultimately a sexual fantasy we're not supposed to be splitting atoms here
Anonymous No.82067960 >>82068067
>>82067099
you are porn brained
theres not that much feeling in the dick
its 90% the tip
orgasms arent even in the dick
most of the feeling of an orgasm is like a tiny bit around the dick, some in the balls and prostate area and 90% tingling the spine (and the spine part only happens if its a good one, most people accidentally get in the habit of ruining it from trying to extend it or jerking off too much etc etc)
Anonymous No.82067962 >>82068067
>>82067942
Sure but you brought it up on this autistic little forum. Discussion and shitposting are kinda what it's all about here.
Anonymous No.82067978 >>82068067
>>82067942
How big of a cock would you want? Like this one?
Anonymous No.82068067 >>82068224 >>82068448 >>82070251
>>82067960
it's not about porn but my own experiences. i know the tip is the most sensitive part and how the male orgasm works. it's glorious.
>>82067962
boys rule, girls drool.
>>82067978
looks great but it doesn't have to be that big, if i could pick my own dick size it would be around 7.
Anonymous No.82068224 >>82068772
>>82068067
>tfw no dick envy gf to tell me how she'd fuck my throat with a dick that's bigger than mine
Why live
Anonymous No.82068261 >>82068772
>>82064446
>it must make you feel like a god.
It makes me feel like an incel because I figure I can't please a girl anyway. Or if I did, she would not want it. OP pic related would feel like rape. I don't want to rape in the slightest.
you're right though there's no benefit to being a woman besides being more 'pretty' (whatever the hell that gets you), and having a cock is just objectively better in literally every way
Anonymous No.82068366 >>82068772 >>82069734
>>82064448
I regularly mouthfuck my wife. I have gotten into her throat but it is sort of overrated. She was 20 when she first started blowing me, and now we are in our mid thirties and it is still fun and she is really good at taking it.
Anonymous No.82068448 >>82068772
>>82068067
I really like that cock too. Have you ever had rough oral sex yourself before and did you like it
Anonymous No.82068772 >>82068786 >>82068876
>>82068224
aww lol...
>>82068261
i am more interested in male pleasure.
>>82068366
yeah, the feedback i have received is that deepthroating is not necessary. i can even make him cum by just licking the tip. however, getting mouth fucked is just mentally stimulating.
>>82068448
yes i love sucking dick. i think i am pretty great at it and it makes me wonder how it feels for the receiver.
Anonymous No.82068786
>>82068772
>i am more interested in male pleasure.
If that's the case, it feels fucking insane but I figure that I cum too fast and it just ends up being too short-lived
Anonymous No.82068802
>I wish I had a big cock
Wow
Anonymous No.82068876 >>82068989
>>82068772
be my gf where are you from
do you swallow cum and piss? do you do anal? do you cum quick? how often do u fuck? when's the last time? do you shave?
Anonymous No.82068887 >>82068989
>>82064446
>blessed to be born with a dick
POONER SPOTTED
the Hamilton music is echoing from your headphones
your XL MCR band tee has an enlarged neck showing off your binder to the world
Anonymous No.82068989 >>82069110 >>82069191
>>82068876
are you that one coomer meme spammer lol?
>>82068887
i am not a pooner. i am just a woman who loves cock. trooning is useless because it wouldn't give me a real dick.
Anonymous No.82069110
>>82068989
a woman who loves COCK what the hail that's...waymint that's just normal...
Anonymous No.82069191
>>82068989
yes and answer the questions
Anonymous No.82069734
>>82068366
I hope you two are happy c:
Anonymous No.82069943 >>82072710
>>82064405 (OP)
i'm guessing you don't really like masturbating or sex or can even have an orgasm if you think this way
i have a few questions for you if you do
how often do you masturbate?
can you orgasm?
what do orgasms feel like?
can you have multiple orgasms?
Anonymous No.82069957
>>82064405 (OP)
If u had a dick u probably wld never get to do that. Men dnt actually get to have sex unless they r extremely attractive. Ur odds of experiencing hellfire as a male r probably 1 in 3.
Anonymous No.82069982 >>82072710
>>82067413
>it is so explosive and look unfathomably satisfying.
no it's fucking awful and leaves you feeling like complete shit
>, it is no risk, all pleasure for him.
okay, you cum in 3 minutes and sex is over. now what? male sexuality is pathetic and i hate it
Anonymous No.82070015 >>82070092 >>82072710
>>82064405 (OP)
>there is nothing we can do with a pussy that is this cool.
>multiple orgasms
>female orgasms
>no post nut clarity
>no premature ejaculation
>no circumcision
sex as a man is worthless. you don't know what you're asking for.
Anonymous No.82070092 >>82070171
>>82070015
also not having this shit
Anonymous No.82070171 >>82070183
>>82070092
that's what i mean by multiple orgasms
op probably thinks men have easy female style orgasms with their dicks or something
even among pooners half of them finally can cum but for half of them their it's a complete downgrade
sure there are some benefits to being a man (less fear of stalking, stronger), but sex is not one of them. sex as a man is soulless and miserable
Anonymous No.82070183 >>82070223
>>82070171
For us, sex is like going to the bathroom
Anonymous No.82070198 >>82070202 >>82070223 >>82072710
>>82064405 (OP)
finally, another woman who understands this, i wish i had a dick as well but itd be to breed women, raw sex from the mans side looks so fucking good im so jealous
Anonymous No.82070202 >>82070225
>>82070198
How big a dick would you want?
Anonymous No.82070223 >>82070246
>>82070183
cooming as a man is so jarring and depressing i feel nothing but unfiltered intense envy towards female gooners
>>82070198
>raw sex from the mans side looks so fucking good im so jealous
what are you jealous of? what do you imagine sex as a man is like?
Anonymous No.82070225 >>82070251
>>82070202
i would want at least 6 inches cause its not as hot unless you can press it alllll the way against the back
Anonymous No.82070246 >>82070261
>>82070223
i just imagine it feeling better than female sex (though im a virgin), like the dick has many nerve endings, i imagine having it squeezed feels fucking amazing idk
Anonymous No.82070251 >>82070263
>>82068067
>>82070225
>foids assume they'd have an above average dick if they had one
Anonymous No.82070261 >>82070285
>>82070246
>i just imagine it feeling better than female sex
why? men can cum a lot easier but women have a much higher ceiling
>like the dick has many nerve endings,
the clit has more
Anonymous No.82070263
>>82070251
we were asked what size we'd choose, not what size we'd think we'd have
Anonymous No.82070265
you know, maybe age verification ain't so bad
Anonymous No.82070269 >>82072115
>>82064405 (OP)
Meh, I have a cock and it could fall off tomorrow and I wouldn't give a shit
Anonymous No.82070285 >>82070314
>>82070261
i cant explain my thought process thoroughly cause idk what having a dicks like, i just think itd be better

besides the clit isnt stimulated during sex unless you go out of your way to do it, and its just gross to do it, it aesthetically ruins sex
Anonymous No.82070314 >>82070336 >>82070365 >>82070440
>>82070285
>the clit isnt stimulated during sex
Honestly this is some pretty shit adaptation. The clit is the same tissue as the head of the penis and the hood is the same as the foreskin but everything's just too far out of the way of the area of penetration to have any affect outside of literally just masturbating while having sex it's so lame
Anonymous No.82070325 >>82070349 >>82070353
>>82064405 (OP)
>i'm a womyn but if i had a dick i'd totally use it to facefuck sum1 i bet it's so empowerin tee hee

fake and gay but is it really? this is probably the type of demented sadist shit a cunt would say on an anonymous platform about what they'd do with a dick, to no one's surprise
Anonymous No.82070332
>>82064446
>it must make you feel like a god.
>HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

you are an extremely imbecilic, ignorant individual, and you should stop posting now
Anonymous No.82070333
>>82064405 (OP)
Good luck when you spawn with a 4" peen
Being a guy isnt all it's cracked up to be
Anonymous No.82070336 >>82070353
>>82070314
youre right too, its so fucking stupid, we may as well not have anything there at all
Anonymous No.82070349
>>82070325
>on a board where incels regularly wax philosophically about how they want to rape and kill women
Nice try chud
Anonymous No.82070353 >>82070369
>>82070325
>>82070336
Having the clit out of the way makes oral sex nicer because it doesn't get all slimy
Anonymous No.82070365 >>82070382
>>82070314
Women are not designed well anon. Their biology is fucked and if there is a god he clearly hates them.
Anonymous No.82070369
>>82070353
female oral is gross though to me so it doesnt even matter
Anonymous No.82070382 >>82070406
>>82070365
Its because we're bipedal the changes our bodies had to go through to make sure we don't literally just die in childbirth pushed everything around too much and yet the birthing process is still an absolute nightmare
Anonymous No.82070400
>>82064419
Ahahahaha
Get a load of this virgin, ahahahah.
Anonymous No.82070406
>>82070382
And because our heads are fucking huge. Bipedalism and intelligence were a mistake. That's why I crawl on all fours and huff glue.
Anonymous No.82070411
>>82064863
>thinks a woman can overpower a man just by sitting on his face?
Idk I'm 5'4 and 120lb soaking wet lol If I got a sufficiently taller woman in bed this would be pretty easy for her.
Anonymous No.82070440 >>82070506
>>82070314
You're dumb if you think males masturbate by rubbing the head.
Anonymous No.82070506 >>82070834
>>82070440
Omg that's not what I'm saying but it literally is the same tissue and if your dick was the size of a clit you'd masturbate like a girl too
Anonymous No.82070796 >>82072710
>>82064405 (OP)
loser mindset. I bet if I had a pussy I could dom someone harder than you could with a dick.
Anonymous No.82070834
>>82070506
No I wouldn't
That shit's too sensitive to just scratch like a lottery ticket
I think I understand why women are insane now. They have to choose between no stimulation at all, or holy fire. Fucking crazies.
Anonymous No.82072115
>>82070269
>I have a cock and it could fall off tomorrow and I wouldn't give a shit
tranny
Anonymous No.82072710 >>82072810
>>82069943
what does any of this have to do with me wanting to have a dick lmao? i love masturbation and sex, that's why i want to experience it with a superior organ.
>>82069982
>>82070015
ughh fuck off you are so annoying and gay. you manage to be lamer than a pussy. the female anatomy sucks ass. you can go pretend it doesn't literally anywhere else but my thread. i am an unapologetic cock worshipper.
>>82070198
you get it. i don't like pussies so i don't think about creampieing them but i bet cumming inside a hole in general is the most unmatched feeling in the world. nothing could compare to how empowering it must be.
>>82070796
a pussy's abilities to dominate anything is too limited.
Anonymous No.82072810
>>82072710
I've got a nice, thick 7.5 incher. Wanna worship it?