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Anonymous No.82064442 >>82064454 >>82064478 >>82064505 >>82064629 >>82064677 >>82064682 >>82064867 >>82064942 >>82065079 >>82065367 >>82065916 >>82065927 >>82065951 >>82066771 >>82067017 >>82067567 >>82069206 >>82069238 >>82069364 >>82069723 >>82069920 >>82069925 >>82070324 >>82072339 >>82072939 >>82073992
why do girIs like horses so much?
Anonymous No.82064454
>>82064442 (OP)
Peanus
Anonymous No.82064478 >>82064488 >>82064558
>>82064442 (OP)
How doesn't like horses, homie? Just don't break their backs with your weight, or you might become like that actor.
Anonymous No.82064488
>>82064478
Which actor?
An0nymous No.82064505 >>82064833
>>82064442 (OP)
Their dick, anon. Foids want to get fuck by horse dick
Anonymous No.82064558
>>82064478
I dont like horses. Theyre shifty, flighty animals. Theyre not trustworthy and they smell.
Anonymous No.82064629 >>82064674 >>82066504 >>82066504 >>82068109 >>82069090 >>82070566 >>82072168 >>82072883 >>82073393
>>82064442 (OP)
It's a massive beast with the exact aesthetic that women like. Ripped but somewhat lanky, fast. Men with the horse phenotype (body-wise) include brad pitt in fight club, jacob elordi, some famous male models.
It's not the penis like everyone says. Elephants dickmog horses but no one cares because they look like powerlifters.
Anonymous No.82064674 >>82064749
>>82064629
foids don't have access to elephants though, if they did then that might change things
Anonymous No.82064677 >>82066771
>>82064442 (OP)
They get off on controlling a large animal. Welcome to the M/F relationship dynamic.
Anonymous No.82064682
>>82064442 (OP)
signifies being rich
independent and noble but a beast is doing most of the work for you
Anonymous No.82064749
>>82064674
Most foids don't have access to horses either but they still glaze them. City roasties will say things like "oh my gawd they're so beautiful and majestic".
Anonymous No.82064833
>>82064505
Who doesn't?
Originally.
Anonymous No.82064841 >>82066771
because their clit gets stimulated when riding
Anonymous No.82064867 >>82064891 >>82066076 >>82069299 >>82072889
>>82064442 (OP)
How can you look at this beauty and not love her/him? Look at the big eyes and mane, they're beautiful. Horses are cool and they're like cars without the chance of a crash. They're basically big dogs
Anonymous No.82064891 >>82064969
>>82064867
>They're basically big dogs
That'd be cows.
Anonymous No.82064942 >>82065005
>>82064442 (OP)
because theyre psychopathic ungrateful assholes that will kick your head in and kill you immediately after you feed them just because they can. women probably see their unpredictable anti-social behavior as dominant or some shit.
Anonymous No.82064969 >>82066653 >>82066829
>>82064891
Yes and cows too. Cows are adorable
Anonymous No.82064971
where i nut ?
shorties face.
Anonymous No.82065005 >>82065143
>>82064942
>They're psychopathic ungrateful assholes
No they're not.

>will kick your head in and kill you immediately
Horses either kick on accident or kick because they feel threatened or uncomfortable. If you're careful with and treat your horse right they will love you.
Anonymous No.82065079 >>82065775 >>82066504
>>82064442 (OP)
Basically the same reason they love dogs so much and equestrian broads are just the female version of car guys same kind of hobby/fandom. Females are forever children with infantile brains. It's Princess larping just like guys with super cars are larping as if they're important.
Anonymous No.82065143
>>82065005
>because they feel threatened or uncomfortable
Except they feel threatened and uncomfortable all the time. Their shadow scares them shitless.
Anonymous No.82065177 >>82065381
Psst. But have you ever seen mare pussy tho?
Anonymous No.82065367 >>82067065
>>82064442 (OP)
ywn marry this girl and build empires together with her
Anonymous No.82065381 >>82065399 >>82065826
>>82065177
I got to try it as a teenager and was diamonds
Anonymous No.82065399 >>82065936
>>82065381
you fucked a horse in the pussy....
Anonymous No.82065775
>>82065079
If someone can afford to own *supercars* (we're not talking about divorced dad mustangs, vipers, cadillacs, bmws, mercedes, etc.) chances are they're high-status and important in some way. They're unreasonable even for most "normal" millionaires. They're only for people with fuck-you-money.
Anonymous No.82065826 >>82065936
>>82065381
Nice.
I don't think about it all the time, but when I see one it's so alluring. Can you contrast it with human pussy?
Anonymous No.82065916
>>82064442 (OP)
Because of their cocks. Is that what you wanted to hear? Did you make this thread just to hear about how women like big cocks? Yes, horses have big cocks. Massive horsecocks. Very nice and long cocks. Are you satisfied? Or do you want to hear more about horsecocks?
Anonymous No.82065927
>>82064442 (OP)
They have huge genitals and women love it.
Anonymous No.82065936 >>82065965 >>82066698 >>82066890 >>82067011 >>82067391 >>82067404 >>82067692 >>82069217 >>82072937
>>82065399
>>82065826
You can feel how much bigger the folds are if that makes sense, human it's like okay yeah this is hole that's designed to fit my dick but mare is a squishy flap because obviously you don't have a horsecock to go all the way in. That sounds unappealing but it feels so fucking good, they're way tighter than you could imagine
Anonymous No.82065951
>>82064442 (OP)
Why do girls pull that stupid face?
Anonymous No.82065965
>>82065936
Why do you have to remind me that I like horses.
Anonymous No.82066076 >>82066537
>>82064867
> without the chance of a crash
haha oh wow
Anonymous No.82066080 >>82066739
a dog (female) is fine too
Anonymous No.82066504 >>82066988
>>82065079
>>82064629
>>82064629
>the exact aesthetic that women like. Ripped but somewhat lanky, fast. Men with the horse phenotype
>equestrian broads are just the female version of car guys
>tfw like Japanese cars and Italian cars... that are really curvy
...hmmmm
oh dear
Anonymous No.82066537
>>82066076
Well I mean you can fall off a horse but if you're careful and your horse is well trained then no
Anonymous No.82066653 >>82066665
>>82064969
this pic actually goes hard as fuck dawg
mind if i save it?
Anonymous No.82066665 >>82066719
>>82066653
I got it off Pinterest you can save it
Anonymous No.82066698
>>82065936
Interesting, thanks for the information!
Anonymous No.82066719
>>82066665
apercitate you my nigga
Anonymous No.82066739
>>82066080
what a beaut nice legs
Anonymous No.82066771 >>82072921
>>82064442 (OP)
>>82064677
>>82064841

girls/women that ride horses in their youth mostly likely had their first sexual or vasopressin or transcendental experience with a horse and they don't know those words or psycho-historical terms and so therefore they become obsessed with horses for the rest of their lives without knowing why.
Anonymous No.82066829 >>82066965
>>82064969
Yeah but there aren't many cow loving girls out there.
"Cowgirls" are a different thing and they usually aren't as much into the animals as horse girls.
Anonymous No.82066890 >>82066994
>>82065936
bruh
terrifying
Anonymous No.82066965
>>82066829
Because cows are more of an "eat" than "pet" animal like horses are. If you showed someone a picture of a baby cow or something they would find it cute. Cows are cute, but they're also delicious. Not to mention how a lot of people, if you live in America or the west, I'm assuming you do, don't eat horse like that. Also it's more hyped up to go to a horse ranch than going to a farm to see a cow.
Anonymous No.82066988 >>82067348
>>82066504
See anon the more you think about it the more sense it'll make. We're animals everything we do tracks back to our instincts and monkey brain no matter how abstract and distant it gets. We men like the rumble of a performance car engine for the same reason we think a lion's roar or a thunder clap or a war cry or a battle drum/horn sound exciting and powerful.
Anonymous No.82066994 >>82067071
>>82066890
prude
Anonymous No.82067011
>>82065936
wtf man
what teh fuck
Anonymous No.82067017
>>82064442 (OP)
Erm as a woman myself, its because its awesome to be able to ride a huge animal. I like to pretend I am charging as a hussar or some cavalryman advancing and cutting into combat. Plus, horses are quite affectionate and sweet, like a huge dog.
Anonymous No.82067065
>>82065367
Lilianna Kruk
She's a cute
Anonymous No.82067071
>>82066994
That's a compliment from someone like you. Thanks.
Anonymous No.82067348 >>82068109
>>82066988
could be that
could be I objectify women too much
Anonymous No.82067391 >>82067692 >>82067861
>>82065936
Did you make the horse cum at least
Anonymous No.82067404 >>82067861
>>82065936
Ethics aside, being directly behind a horse messing with their junk seems like a very precarious situation. They have immense leverage over you when you're in prime kicking range.
Anonymous No.82067567
>>82064442 (OP)
big cockas, liters of cum
Anonymous No.82067621 >>82067940
Women can relate well to animals because women are so animalistic.
A big strong simple animal with a huge cock, and a woman who can tell it what to do. That is their dream scenario.
Anonymous No.82067692 >>82067861
>>82065936
This is the sort of shit that makes we come to this board.
>>82067391
Seconding this, I'm also curious.
Anonymous No.82067861 >>82067882
>>82067391
>>82067692
No lmao but mares don't even experience intense orgasm if at all
>>82067404
I knew how to stay safe, not a stranger to caring for horses. I didn't trespass somewhere or something it was our ranch
Anonymous No.82067882 >>82067893
>>82067861
>but mares don't even experience intense orgasm if at all
You're either lying or you suck at fucking.
Anonymous No.82067893 >>82067902
>>82067882
nigga you don't know shit
Anonymous No.82067902 >>82067919
>>82067893
So it's the former.
Anonymous No.82067919
>>82067902
I challenge you to make a mare orgasm with your dick no fisting allowed bitch ass
Anonymous No.82067940 >>82068014
>>82067621
>A big strong simple animal with a huge cock, and a woman who can tell it what to do. That is their dream scenario.
I wanna be a foids dream scenario
Anonymous No.82068014 >>82068033
>>82067940
If only we were horses or big dogs.
As humans the closest we could get is to be a Mike Brown gentle giant type, or some sort of Down's syndrom guy who is always happy.
The point is that women love being the smartest one in the relationship.
Anonymous No.82068033
>>82068014
If a foid was obsessed with me and playing with my cock all the time I'd be retarded for her
Anonymous No.82068109
>>82064629
this is exactly true, finally someone else with the right view on this. it's all about aesthetics, just as it is for men with cars and really anything that you like the look of. it's because all attraction is sexually charged, but not always directly.

>>82067348
this image is really interesting because it understands the exact right vibe too.

horses are muscular but slender with slender and longer faces, which aligns with conventional beauty standards for men, muscular but not jacked, slim and slender faces look more masculine whereas rounder faces are often more feminine.
Anonymous No.82069069
signals she dont like brokies
Anonymous No.82069090
>>82064629
>he hasnt seen the pic of the tinder whore pressing an elephants cock against her face and open mouth
Anonymous No.82069206 >>82069219
>>82064442 (OP)
So how do we dogmaxx guys
Anonymous No.82069217
>>82065936
I shouldn't feel such visceral jealousy from this post
Anonymous No.82069219 >>82069359
>>82069206
This is really giving the golden retriever bf vs black cat bf meme new meaning
Anonymous No.82069238
>>82064442 (OP)
You just knoweth.....
Anonymous No.82069299 >>82069322
>>82064867
>They're basically big dogs
No, they are not. Not at all
Horses belong to the Equus genus, which are one of three animals that belong to it including Asses and Zebras. Where as dogs belong to the Canidae family, which are far removed from Equus. They are not related by much at all and are not even similar superficially
Anonymous No.82069322 >>82069448
>>82069299
you're fuckign retarded
Anonymous No.82069359 >>82069872 >>82069913
>>82069219
lmao once i converted a lesbian to straight, she became totally obsessed with me and would fuck any time i wanted, then i made her realize she wanted to get fucked by dogs, then i dumped her
>women
Anonymous No.82069364 >>82070869
>>82064442 (OP)
legit how big is a horses pp once you get it in the mood
Anonymous No.82069396
more men need to take the female dog pill
Anonymous No.82069448 >>82069559
>>82069322
How? I'm just helping you out. You thought horses were big dogs
Anonymous No.82069559 >>82069590
>>82069448
you are so autistic it's not even funny
Anonymous No.82069590 >>82069651
>>82069559
All right now, know need to get all bent out of shape just because you were wrong. We all get things wrong sometimes, it's ok
Anonymous No.82069651 >>82069728
>>82069590
you are so mad right now lol
Anonymous No.82069723 >>82069882 >>82072867
>>82064442 (OP)
Horse trainer here, it's about 80% female in the field and that comes with the pitfalls you'd expect.
Men are interested in horses in about the same amount if they're exposed to them, in my experience, but men don't tend to seek it out as kids. Men largely abandoned horses in favor of vehicles, which is very sad.
Anonymous No.82069728 >>82069832
>>82069651
Umm... ok. If that helps you through this then I suppose
Just remember what I told you. Horses are Equidae. Very removed
Anonymous No.82069832 >>82069888
>>82069728
there is so much seethe in every single one of your posts lmao
Anonymous No.82069872
>>82069359
>then i made her realize she wanted to get fucked by dogs, then i dumped her
Why didn't you stay to watch?
Anonymous No.82069882 >>82069938
>>82069723
How many of those are looking for horses and how many are looking for massive equine dick?
Also how is it working with horses as a trainer? Do you take care of them in the stables and all or do you just take them out for a walk?
Anonymous No.82069888 >>82072212
>>82069832
Look, i'm sorry if I upset you, it was not my intention. I don't really get it, but I really am genuinely sorry. Can you please stop (You)ing me now? I'm trying to watch Anime. Thanks
Anonymous No.82069913
>>82069359
You're blonde aren't you?
Anonymous No.82069920
>>82064442 (OP)
White girls*
You never see latinas or black foids doing shit like this.
Anonymous No.82069925
>>82064442 (OP)
>appeals to their nurturing nature by being a literal pet to take care of
>muscular, shiny coats and hair to play with
>powerful and potentially dangerous therefore their trust and respect feels more rewarding
Anonymous No.82069938 >>82070009 >>82070077
>>82069882
We filter out the perverts pretty well. I would say 95% of the women involved in horse sports aren't there for sexual reasons, but who knows for sure. There are probably the more serious ones that also have some sort of sexual attraction to them. We all clean their dicks and teats so there's no way to tell whose doing it to get off desu, but we have security cameras and have never had someone doing anything weird. It is also like a 95% white sport too, which is nice.
>how is it working with horses as a trainer
Extremely rewarding. It's hard work, lots of labor, always dealing with bad weather, and good athletic ability. Huge learning curve too. It's really cool forming bonds with them though, they're extremely emotional animals and can connect with you deeper than other animals imo (have also trained dogs and had cats).
>do you take care of them?
Yeah I manage a stable, we handle all of the daily chores like feeding, watering, cleaning, etc. Here they get 50/50 between inside and outside time, but they prefer being out unless the weather is super bad or something
Anonymous No.82070009 >>82070076
>>82069938
>We filter out the perverts pretty well
How? Tell me your tactics.
>forming bonds with them
Does that mean if you get a new horse tomorrow you won't be riding it around anytime soon? Cause that strikes me as the worst part of horse riding, having to form a bond with it before it can trust you. I don't doubt it's rewarding but I ain't need to do any of that with a car or bike, I just hop in and drive.
Anonymous No.82070076 >>82070121
>>82070009
>Tell me your tactics
People who aren't actually interested in horses don't stick around long, which includes perverts. Plus we have a lot of them and people around all of the time, so they're deterred by that. I assume they'd want a more private place. I knew one girl in college in our horse club that would ride her horse out to an isolated patch of woods for hours at a time with no one around.
>you won't be riding it?
Depends on how well trained it is. A well trained horse anyone can get on and adjust to. A badly trained one you might not be able to get on until it is trained or used to being ridden. Some horses prefer just their owner riding them or lots of different people. Mine only likes me riding him.
>strikes me as the worst part
Depends on your patience I suppose. That part can be circumvented by a well trained horse though. The bond comes in time. They just won't immediately trust you most of the time, unlike other predatory species (like dogs and cats). Their herd structure helps, as they are always looking for a leader, and it is easy for a human to take that role if you know how.
>I just hop in and drive
In a way it's good modernity has evolved this way, as it keeps people who won't treat horses well out of the industry.
Anonymous No.82070077 >>82070277
>>82069938
this faggot thinks he's "filtering out" perverts LMAO KYS kike you aren't doing shit
Anonymous No.82070121 >>82070277
>>82070076
>one girl in college in our horse club that would ride her horse out to an isolated patch of woods for hours at a time with no one around
Hot.
How long does it take to train a horse from birth to the point where anyone can ride it?
Also what do you mean by your horse? Do you actually own it or did they let you have it while you work there? If it's the latter, and he only likes you, what happens if you quit?
Anonymous No.82070277 >>82070530
>>82070121
>how long does it take
Depends on their age and experience. From birth, you can start as soon as their mother will let you touch them, which can be pretty quick if the mother trusts you, sometimes they'll even introduce their foal to you, it's cute. You shouldn't start anything beyond desensitization for a while, and shouldn't start riding them until they've at least mostly grown (around 3-4 years). If you have an older horse that isn't really trained at all, it depends on their disposition, intelligence, and experience with humans. A traumatized horse is going to take longer, a horse that knows absolutely nothing will take a while. The trainer I study under, who is one of the best in the area, can turn basically any horse around in 90 days, so I would say that's the average for a really good trainer, but a full year is more likely for someone less experienced and isn't constantly creating bad habits.
>by your horse
Yes I own him. His previous owners gave him to me because we got along very well, and they wanted him to be with someone they knew would care for him. He's 19, I started working with him when he was about 16, and he hadn't worked for 5 years prior to that so he was very out of shape.
>if I quit
I know enough people to take him and his friend somewhere else. My boss doesn't want his friend, so she's basically "mine" but I'd probably have to fork over like $200 which is annoying. I'd train her if I had more time, but she's older and fatter at like 26, and has literally no training other than following on a trail ride for 15 years.

>>82070077
We do our best, but it's one of those things we don't discuss really. I know one girl who mentions molestation weirdly often.
Anonymous No.82070324 >>82070530
>>82064442 (OP)
It's because horses are kind and have a good personality. Girls might like you more if you worked on your personity OP
Anonymous No.82070530
>>82070277
How much does it cost you to own a horse? I assume you don't have space for it in your garage so you gotta pay for the stable, right? How much is that? What about food, shoes, vet and everything?
And what do you do with it other than riding around? What else are you training it for? Competition? Running?
Are you a furry? Owning a horse sounds even more expensive than owning a car in the long run, and all the furry porn is bankrolled by a handful of suspiciously wealthy furfags, they seem like they have the money to own a horse if they wanted. How many furies do you have?
>>82070324
I wish I could improve my personality.
Anonymous No.82070566
>>82064629
This is one fucked up brainrot comment yet hilarious and possibly some truth to it
Anonymous No.82070869
>>82069364
I used to have a size chart but I lost it. Have a lazy search one.
Anonymous No.82072168
>>82064629
Correct opinion, and it doubles as a perfect explanation of why women don't like (You).
Anonymous No.82072212 >>82073888
>>82069888
>I don't really get it
What makes horses doglike is not their genetic makeup but their appearance and behavior. You are ridiculously off the mark, so you're correct but you missed the point.
My guess is this happens to you often: you interpret sentences too literally, cannot appreciate the implicit meaning, and people look at you weird.
Anonymous No.82072339
>>82064442 (OP)
>why do girIs like horses so much?
Noticed that too.
There is park I sometimes visit, it has horse club and trails for horse riders. Never seen men riding horses, it's only girls.
Mens "high performance hobby" there is slamming hard these trails on mountain bikes.
Anonymous No.82072414
Horse is like a cool motorbike but with emotions.
Anonymous No.82072867
>>82069723
why does this horse looks like a derp effortlessly
Anonymous No.82072883
>>82064629
yet another brvtal trvke for us gymcels
Anonymous No.82072889
>>82064867
>they're like cars without the chance of a crash.
You think horses are incapable of tripping or bucking you off?
God, women are so stupid that it's painful to know their opinions.
Don't compare those skittish giant rats to dogs ever again, you vapid cunt.
Anonymous No.82072921
>>82066771
Could vet well be
Anonymous No.82072937
>>82065936
When they wink it looks like a muscle.
Anonymous No.82072939
>>82064442 (OP)
my da taught me to ride a horse and it became my life long hobby to look after horses

it's not sexual, it's just nice op
Anonymous No.82073393
>>82064629
Less females would be into horses if they had small penises period.
Anonymous No.82073888
>>82072212
>their appearance and behavior
Well you're just wrong again
Horses look nothing at all like dogs, nor do they behave like dogs in any way. They are a completely different animal. Again, not even superficially does a horse resemble a dog. I think this is just a case of someone who isn't good at distinguishing between animals or perhaps you just are not familiar with them at all

There are so much difference in looks and behaviour, I wouldn't even know where to begun listing it all, it's a staggering task. A horse's physiognomy, anatomy and behaviour is vastly different to that of a dog's. Have you ever even seen both animals? I'm not so sure you have
Anonymous No.82073992
>>82064442 (OP)
Any sauce of a horse mounting a girl