Thread 82064612

How can I get a soft-spoken, bookish, submissive, outdoorsy, pale brunette VIRGIN girlfriend with freckles and blue/green eyes who dresses like a lesbian (but not one of the gross lesbians, like a granola lesbian not a disgusting butch ogre who wears a greasy wifebeater) and is pure and devoted to me? I am willing to rape, kidnap, purchase, etc.

That girl has taken Chads throbbing penis in each and every one of her holes.

>>82064612 (OP)
I guess you would have to move to Utah and get some kind of Mormon gf

>>82064612 (OP)
i just sneezed and wiped the snot off using my sleeve

>>82064625
well yes that is why I am inquiring how to find virgin version. Am willing to preorder, kidnap etc

>>82064612 (OP)
If you have to ask you're not cut out for it.
>I am willing to rape, kidnap, purchase, etc.
This won't work in a first world country, and in a third world country it will work until a band of her male relatives arrive and drag you out into the street to beat you to death.

>>82064612 (OP)
>How can I find a unicorn

>>82064657
So pick a girl from a third-world country with no male relatives?

>>82064689
Good luck, police in third world counties are also brutal many times, if they catch you and you can't pay them off or something, they will throw you into some kind of prison with horrible conditions where you will likely die.
If you manage to get her back to your home country, she will probably ditch your ass the first chance she gets.

>>82064935
I plan to treat her very nicely of course, the problem is more with acquisition. I believe she wouldn't run away from me!