Thread 82064708

How can I get a soft spoken, bookish, gentle, outdoorsy, pale blonde VIRGIN boyfriend with freckles and blue/green eyes who dresses like a lesbian (but not one of the gross lesbians, like a granola lesbian not a disgusting butch ogre who wears a greasy wifebeater) and is pure and devoted to me? I am willing to rape, kidnap, purchase, etc.

They only like biological women

>>82064708 (OP)
Sorry my dick is too small for that

>>82064716
im a bio woman though

>>82064708 (OP)
Hey it's me the anon who started the other thread I fit this description -dressing like a lesbian and I am 6'3" and I have a BWC in my trousers dm me

>>82064708 (OP)
>>82064730
Are you a smelly indian?

>>82064708 (OP)
i can fuck your ass if you want

>>82064708 (OP)
Yes yes yes yes yes yes
>Virgin
No nigga these types (me) drown in pussy and I have HPV. You are asking for too much. You can have virgin and hideous or spoiled and beautiful. That's life.

>>82064708 (OP)
I met an Australian exchange student who looked like this. Stalked his Twitter, he turned out to be a racist. I lost my attraction instantly. Already dated one white guy who turned out to be a racist and it broke me.

>>82064708 (OP)
OP here forgot to mention im trans.

>>82065060
Are all the foids on r9k gay leftists like you?

>>82065089
>>82064746
Im not trans or indian

>>82065089
How big is that shenis bby?

>>82065091
The brown ones are into racists

>>82065091
Not a leftist. Just not attracted to people who hate my people.

>>82064790
Damn pretty much everybody that isn't a virgin has HPV now huh? Seems like 29 si the age everybody begins noticing the warts. I have it and so does my older sister. Millennials and Zoomers are fucked. Watch out young virgins it's becoming a super virus it's not worth it.

>>82064708 (OP)
You think you want this sweetheart, but you don't. You are in love with an idea. Same as everyone else here. Reality will forever disappoint you, your imagination will never.

>>82065172
Some men look good in pictures but they don't in real life.

>>82065097
Alright, pakistani, close enough
>>82065117
What are you, a chinaman?

>>82065133
Yeah it's way, way underreported. Still stigmatised so the asymptomatic tell noone and so it spreads. But there's a vaccine now for certain strains. I was too late. For men it's no big deal, some bumps every couple years when your body is weak. But in women the correlation with cervical cancer has filled me with profound guilt over the fact that I gave it to someone I love(d).

>>82065204
>What are you, a chinaman?
I'm a Sudanese woman

>>82065060
dude dodged a bullet

>>82065257
Sudanese nuts lmao

>>82064708 (OP)
Only if you peg me

>>82065257
You're telling me a lad from down under went and studied abroad in Sudan? How much would a Sudanese harem cost

>>82065274
I'm living in America lol

>>82065117
>>82065257
>I'm a Sudanese woman
so a nigger
i guarantee you he wasn't attracted to you either

>>82065257
Wow that's rare. Sudanese women are incredibly beautiful I think. Such long necks.

>>82065281
you should go back to africa

>>82065297
>i guarantee you he wasn't attracted to you either

We both talked and exchanged snaps. So I checked his socials to see what he's like. Racists won't see you as human even if they're attracted to you.

>>82065257
why are subhuman niggresses posting on my racist website, can you do me a favor and fuck off to reddit or something

>>82065327
>Racists won't see you as human
you aren't human

>>82065281
You tryna link up my nile goddess

I really like your way of thinking, definitely kidnap him, then even if he is a racist piece of shit you can just mindbreak and brainwash him until he loves you and worships your black skin and wants to have babies with you. Though I find your requirements to be ver high- freckles? And if you want a blonde bf, get a normal bf and dye his hair.

Racist-posting is simply fucking boring, beliefs aside.

>>82065432
I already have a partner lol. We're both super weird but it works. But thank though, that was really cute <3

>>82065487
And what would your boy say if he say you posting like this, my nubile nubian queen ? Seems he leaves much to be desired.

>>82065511
We're both long distance at the moment. I still have to graduate. I'm just bored.

>>82065487
Why is a sudanese person on 4chan. Were you excluded from the AA community cause you came on a plane instead of a boat?

>>82065535
My princess of ebony .. let's be fr. Long distance is a play-play relationship. Might as date a neopet.

>>82065551
I've been here since 2018. I usually lurk /fit/, /co/ and /ck/.

>>82065590
I'm just waiting to graduate, get a job and move in with him. Just 2 more years. He's loyal and I trust him.

>>82065615
But is he
>soft spoken, bookish, gentle, outdoorsy, pale blonde VIRGIN boyfriend with freckles and blue/green eyes who dresses like a lesbian?
Two years is a long time.

pic related
why are women like this?
why cant they come up with their own memes and original content? everything they do is just copied from /r9k/

>>82065649
He's white, but with brown eyes. He's super into comics and cartoons, just like me! I wouldn't exactly call him softspoken, he's actually really talkative with me, but around other people, he's quiet and reserved. It's kinda adorable.

>>82065751
Ok sweetie enjoy everything and good luck with school and try not to indulge in too much fawning and fantasising over fictional aryan price charmings bless you

>>82064708 (OP)
You can't unless you are a teenage dream cutie Stacy or very bossy kinda fat Becky.

>>82065767
Aww thank you! I'll do my best and take everything one step at a time. Hoping everything's lovely on your end too.

I check all these boxes beside the one and I've always wondered why black girls like me so much more than other types of girls