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Anonymous No.82065043 >>82065056 >>82065058 >>82065078 >>82065090 >>82065122 >>82065206 >>82065240 >>82065261 >>82065520 >>82066250 >>82067888 >>82068107 >>82068159 >>82068454 >>82068758
>gf strictly makes me wear condoms everytime we have sex
>am convinced she hates me and thinks im too beta breed her

How do I go on to "accidentally" break the condom so I can teach her a lesson and finally experience real sex
Anonymous No.82065056
>>82065043 (OP)
>gf
Go back you filthy normalfag
orospu รงocuฤŸu No.82065058 >>82065077
>>82065043 (OP)
hmmm this made me disgusted of sex I'll change my ways now
Anonymous No.82065077
>>82065058
It aroused me
Funny and strange how polarizing sexual stimuli can be
Anonymous No.82065078
>>82065043 (OP)
>I want to make a whole ass life because im a slave to honor, b-but if you hate women bro just have sex and get bitches
normal fags never fail to amuse me
Anonymous No.82065087
i watched a pornographic video clip of a woman using a metal implement to hold open her cervix while a guy injects his wiener juice into it
it was cool i think busting into a woman would be cool
Anonymous No.82065090 >>82068346
>>82065043 (OP)
Some skank on here posted the other day that she makes her beta bf wear rubbers but Chad goes raw when she cheats
Anonymous No.82065122 >>82065345
>>82065043 (OP)
just because you lied, her opinions of you will not change if she thinks you are a beta. She didn't want your genes it would be pointless to use this as a way to make her think differently. Now you will pay child support completing the beta bux humiliation ritual. Leave her and go after prostitutes. Equally as empty being in a relationship where you arent respected as loveless fucking, least you are free in one choice.
Anonymous No.82065206
>>82065043 (OP)
op how would you feel if there was a chance a human being could start growing inside your belly making you obese and you had to push out something the size of a dragon dildo out of your anus

i'm convinced most foids suffer tokophobia
Anonymous No.82065240
>>82065043 (OP)
When youre about to put it in, hold her down, look her dead in the eyes, slowly pull off the condom and slowly insert your shlong in. If she protests then stop but dont cuck out and put it back on, just get up and go beat off and go about your day
Anonymous No.82065261
>>82065043 (OP)
Don't ask. This is alpha. Teach her a lesson.
Anonymous No.82065343 >>82068365
>gf stric-
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. THIS. BOARD
Anonymous No.82065345 >>82065911
>>82065122
If OP breeds he wins. It's just nature.
Anonymous No.82065520
>>82065043 (OP)
Make her take the pill. Condom sex is not sex.
Anonymous No.82065911 >>82067193
>>82065345
winning is committing war crimes anon, not being the nigger that war criminals are trying to remove
Anonymous No.82066250
>>82065043 (OP)
Just buy Morning After Pill and tell her you'll be super careful and she can take the pill regardless.
Ask nicely and convince her the risk is sexy and exciting.
Anonymous No.82067193
>>82065911
>winning is committing war crimes anon
how's the weather in moscow?
Sage No.82067888
>>82065043 (OP)
Just tell her you want to really feel her or some shit like that. Tell her if she won't give it up you will find it somewhere else
Anonymous No.82068107
>>82065043 (OP)
I heard cutting holes and heating the condom works
Anonymous No.82068159 >>82068168
>>82065043 (OP)
Had this happen to me with my first girlfriend when I was 20 and she was 24. She would always make me wear condoms and then one day while doing prone bone on her while on the couch the condom broke and I blew my load inside her. I honestly feel like it was some divine intervention that it did because I would've really hated that she did that to me for the remainder of our weak relationship.
Anonymous No.82068168 >>82068349
>>82068159
Good job anon. Your DNA will now exist in her forever.
Anonymous No.82068346
>>82065090
Beta BF should probably be happy about the protection from STDs
Anonymous No.82068349 >>82068414
>>82068168
Is this permanent DNA transfer from cum legit? My ex was on the pill and told me to stop jerking off. I was taking the cumstack supplements on top of permanent nofap so I flooded her uterus with semen every week for years. Is this going to have repercussions for the guy after me?
Anonymous No.82068365
>>82065343
Yeah this is a married-only board. Come back when you put a ring on it OP.
Anonymous No.82068414
>>82068349
Yes, there's a reason why animals like ducks try to scoop out semen from female ducks with their barbed penises before mating
Anonymous No.82068454 >>82068795
>>82065043 (OP)
God I wish I could do this in a pussy
Anonymous No.82068758 >>82068805
>>82065043 (OP)
You know you can talk to her rather than plotting like a cartoon network character.

There are multiple reasons for not wanting raw sex
Anonymous No.82068795
>>82068454
9 months later the local govt is sending you a letter to come in for a DNA test
Anonymous No.82068805
>>82068758
>There are multiple reasons for not wanting raw sex
Ya. Mainly control of male pleasure