Thread 82065365

What am I supposed to answer when coworkers ask stuff like "what are your hobbies/interests" or "what do you do in your free time" or "what are your plans for the weekend" without sounding like a huge fucking loser

>>82065365 (OP)
say ur gonna participate in a kumite in teh dessert

c:

>>82065374
It's you again or I'm going schizo

>>82065365 (OP)
You are not supposed to talk to your coworkers and them asking personal questions is highly inappropriate

>>82065388
its always me

c:<

>>82065395
>its always me
Say my name

>>82065365 (OP)
tell them it's none of their motherfucking business, do a 360 and walk away.

>>82065404
chomo9000

c:

say you went to a festival.
look around the room until you find insparation and make shit up, usual suspects style.
>oh i went to a soup festival last week.

>>82065423
*places a banana peel underneath your feet*

>>82065423
Ok I am not schizophrenic yet you can leave now

>>82065365 (OP)
>coworkers
I purposely make my life seem uninteresting to coworkers, anything is ammo to get you fired
>"what are your hobbies/interests"
staring at the wall until the next day starts
>"what do you do in your free time"
nothing
>"what are your plans for the weekend"
no plans

But then I'll go to a renfair or go on a cruise or something

>>82065365 (OP)
>hobbies interests
Travel
>free time
I spend time with my kids, either just playing or teaching them something
>plans for the weekend
Hopefully go out to a bar with a friend, but most likely just do some grilling

>>82065365 (OP)
I used to worry about stuff like this, but in your head, you have to be arrogant. Fuck them. Why do they need to know?

Find a hobby or if you don't have one just literally say, I don't do much. In the end, it does not matter. None of it matters unless you want to become friends.(do not recommend, they will gossip).

>>82065365 (OP)
Why not just tell them?

i mean if you're genuinely super autistic and have 0 hobbies and no plans for any weekend ever, just be like "oh just taking it easy, relaxing at home, blink once and it's already Monday!"

>>82066376
>Fuck them. Why do they need to know?
they're just being polite, and/or being genuinely social

>>82066418
>they're just being polite, and/or being genuinely social
Fuck them, they're intel gathering like when a coworker calls you
>hey [coworker], what do you need?
>hey anon, where are you?
>what do you need?
>how's it going?
>what do you need?
>oh, um, well [tells me what they need]
Fuck off

>>82066442
le must be fun at parties award

>>82066461
I'm great at parties
Coworkers are not your friends

>>82065365 (OP)
I learned an instrument to seek more normal. It's also fun to do too. Pick up guitar or something.

>>82066418
>they're just being polite, and/or being genuinely social

Tell them how you are, kindly. Just keep the mindset. Works for me lol.

>>82066467
certainly not with that attitude they're not

>>82066498
I've made friends with coworkers, but the ones who just ask you questions, trying to gather intel, I give nothing.

>>82065365 (OP)
>what are your hobbies/interests
"I love spending time outside/working out/reading/cooking"
"I've been working on learning Guitar/Piano/Knitting recently"
>what are your plans for the weekend
"Probably going for a few drinks with some friends"
"Visiting family"
"Going on a daytrip to [neighboring city] with some friends"

It doesn't really matter what you say. They literally don't care. Just be prepared for some very basic follow up questions like "What's your favorite book?" or "What sports do you play?". The important thing is asking them questions about themselves in return, just do that and you've successfully mastered normie tier conversations

tell them your favorite thing to do is poop