Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:34:54 PM No.82065412
I am probably the most beta man in all of r9k's history
>Be a 5'8 Sicilian immigrant in Canada that is a chris chan lite but instead of clown shirts I was the "army pants and no fear shirts" guy
>Be autistic, look like a brown MENA incel used to be even shorter and had a stutter as a kid
>Used to have my own autistic fanmade character comic that was set in the elder scrolls world
>My character was basically an Orc version of Kratos fused with guts and had self insert elements (his name was Bogmar Redfist)
>Very similar in its autism to CWC's comic but I was very good at drawing but it still had cringy sexual and power fantasies related to me irl
>Only friend was this amwf Japanese hapa girl called "Sakura"
>Her Jap dad was a violent bully and her mom was a drunken lunatic so me and my family practically took her in
>Me and her were best friends for all of my childhood to my late teenage years
>Was in love with her and did all her homework, covered for her with her dad. Drove her to MCR, sum41 and taking back sunday concerts all over North America
>Before she left for college in London she gave me a kiss (told me she loved me), got a handjob but I prematurely coomed
>She burst out laughing and said "you'll always be my adorkable little buddy" then she left my house and jumped in a car with her tall German bf and drove off
>5 years later and she's had a kid with him and hasn't spoken to me in years
>Found out she has a redgifs account and she has small tattoos, dyed hair and her vagina looks disfigured (I fapped to it)
>Her barbarian nordcuck bf has an oversized cock that just looks hideously big but she publicly and shamelessly fucks it all over her onlyfans and redgifs
>She even painfully does anal and she looks like she has some hellish form of PTSD and BPD My ancestors conquered her bf's ancestors. His ancestors were living in straw huts and worshipping animal skulls while mine created civilisation. She should be with me and only me. I have a STEM job.
>Be a 5'8 Sicilian immigrant in Canada that is a chris chan lite but instead of clown shirts I was the "army pants and no fear shirts" guy
>Be autistic, look like a brown MENA incel used to be even shorter and had a stutter as a kid
>Used to have my own autistic fanmade character comic that was set in the elder scrolls world
>My character was basically an Orc version of Kratos fused with guts and had self insert elements (his name was Bogmar Redfist)
>Very similar in its autism to CWC's comic but I was very good at drawing but it still had cringy sexual and power fantasies related to me irl
>Only friend was this amwf Japanese hapa girl called "Sakura"
>Her Jap dad was a violent bully and her mom was a drunken lunatic so me and my family practically took her in
>Me and her were best friends for all of my childhood to my late teenage years
>Was in love with her and did all her homework, covered for her with her dad. Drove her to MCR, sum41 and taking back sunday concerts all over North America
>Before she left for college in London she gave me a kiss (told me she loved me), got a handjob but I prematurely coomed
>She burst out laughing and said "you'll always be my adorkable little buddy" then she left my house and jumped in a car with her tall German bf and drove off
>5 years later and she's had a kid with him and hasn't spoken to me in years
>Found out she has a redgifs account and she has small tattoos, dyed hair and her vagina looks disfigured (I fapped to it)
>Her barbarian nordcuck bf has an oversized cock that just looks hideously big but she publicly and shamelessly fucks it all over her onlyfans and redgifs
>She even painfully does anal and she looks like she has some hellish form of PTSD and BPD My ancestors conquered her bf's ancestors. His ancestors were living in straw huts and worshipping animal skulls while mine created civilisation. She should be with me and only me. I have a STEM job.
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