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Anonymous No.82065451 >>82065482 >>82065489 >>82065524 >>82065605 >>82065606 >>82065674 >>82065853 >>82066950 >>82067225 >>82067238 >>82068425 >>82068509 >>82068703 >>82069517 >>82069876 >>82070561 >>82070702 >>82070739 >>82072256
>size doesn't matter
>just focus on the clit bro
>most girls don't cum from PIV anyway
Perhaps one of the most vile and cruel lies ever spewed. How many men like me were given false hope and lead to a life of miserable ruin due to these words? It defies all logic and common sense. Of course women enjoy the thing that sex actually is. It's ridiculous to even imagine that the female body would function in any other way. I'm not sure who I hate more, those who invented this lie, or myself for ever thinking I could believe it. Women are evil creatures down to the last molecule in their bodies.
Anonymous No.82065482 >>82065574 >>82068425
>>82065451 (OP)
What I never got is how the cope advice like focus on oral or whatever wouldnt just apply to a big dicked man. As if he cant do that on top of having the fat cock experience.
Anonymous No.82065489 >>82065565 >>82065881 >>82070732
>>82065451 (OP)
>Of course women enjoy the thing that sex actually is
Do you have a source for that?
Anonymous No.82065524 >>82065559
>>82065451 (OP)
penetration actually feels really nice, and its also feels good knowing your making your partner feel good too, but dont think i could ever cum from it, its just an enjoyable feeling, not like cumming but like an overwhelming and pleasurable kind of feeling
Anonymous No.82065559 >>82065618
>>82065524
We're not talking about male rectums here tranny.
Anonymous No.82065565
>>82065489
Every testimonial I have read from women who have had sex (with big dicks)
Anonymous No.82065574
>>82065482
It would make sense as an argument if women could actually be satisfied by foreplay, but they can't. It's just a warm up for them and if you can't deliver the main event after she'll lose interest and go find someone who can.
Anonymous No.82065605 >>82065625
>>82065451 (OP)
Dicklet guys have such silly insecure brains that its kinda cute actually
Anonymous No.82065606 >>82065668 >>82072312
>>82065451 (OP)
Penis length doesn't matter. What does matter is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by the angle of the tip squared.
Anonymous No.82065618 >>82065687
>>82065559
KEK im a woman that owns a dildo shut up
Anonymous No.82065625 >>82065706
>>82065605
We are actually very secure in the literal sense of the word. It's the world that tries to gaslight us and instill doubt.
Anonymous No.82065668 >>82065715
>>82065606
>when she pulls out the abacus before sex
Anonymous No.82065674 >>82065698 >>82065711
>>82065451 (OP)
i know this is a disillusionment thread but there's a reason vibrators are the sex toy of choice for women. most don't own dildos
Anonymous No.82065687
>>82065618
Is it bigger than your bf?
Anonymous No.82065698 >>82065739
>>82065674
Then why do dildos exist in the first place and why are they never small?
Anonymous No.82065706 >>82065721
>>82065625
Secure in your belief that, despite knowing the vast and varied spectrum of human sexuality, in which all manner of human morphology can be fetishized every which way, there isn't a single woman who would be satisfied by your tiny penis?
Anonymous No.82065711 >>82065739 >>82065781
>>82065674
The thing is that a lot of women don't even understand their own bodies. Those who have never experienced it don't know about it and won't think to try it out.
Anonymous No.82065715
>>82065668
>MFW my benis only displaces 300ml of water
Anonymous No.82065721 >>82065892
>>82065706
>despite knowing the vast and varied spectrum of human sexuality, in which all manner of human morphology can be fetishized every which way
This only applies to men. Women don't think this way, they are a lot more mechanical.
Anonymous No.82065739 >>82065796
>>82065698
>>82065711
obviously some women do prefer penetration/internal stimulation but clit is king and the great unifier amongst them all
Anonymous No.82065781 >>82065930 >>82070006
>>82065711
This. They literally don't know about it
Anonymous No.82065786
if you're above 5inches, length doesn't matter. just get one of these and you'll never have a problem. You'll also last longer too.
Anonymous No.82065790 >>82065801
Now let's get serious: why is it always about penis size and never about the size of the vagina? There's no hotdog in the world that can fill a cave. Isn't it reasonable to assume that most penises satisfy most vaginas? Now you can pull the hypergamy argument but isn't hypergamy just part of a broader theme in a society where no one is satisfied anymore with less than the best of anything? Everyone wants the best food, the best jobs, the best entertainment or else it's trash. Then what? Either total communism or 90% of the population will be unhappy because they're not the 10%.
Anonymous No.82065796
>>82065739
The clit is only "king" because it's easier to access when a woman is masturbating/having sex with an average sized guy. It's not actually more pleasurable.
Anonymous No.82065801 >>82065918 >>82065943
>>82065790
Because men compete for women and not the other way around.
Anonymous No.82065834
is this a big flaccid size?
Anonymous No.82065853 >>82065862
>>82065451 (OP)
Is this image supposed to prove something
Anonymous No.82065862 >>82065907
>>82065853
It's an illustration of the topic
Anonymous No.82065881 >>82067461
>>82065489
There is a lot of evidence out there.
Anonymous No.82065892 >>82065942 >>82065969 >>82066806 >>82071816
>>82065721
Oh so all women exclusively like big dicks and the size of the vaginal canal doesn't vary at all in size despite the intense variety in shape and external looks that are plainly obvious? Let me ask you something anon, how big do you think is the bare minimum to be able to pleasure a woman? And how many inches of that do you fall short?
Anonymous No.82065907 >>82065915
>>82065862
Doesn't help your credibility desu
Anonymous No.82065915 >>82065978
>>82065907
What helps your credibility?
Anonymous No.82065918 >>82065979
>>82065801
Of course women compete for men. It's just that chad doesn't reject women because they're too loose or too tight.
Anonymous No.82065930 >>82067074 >>82069641
>>82065781
>just be 7-8" bro
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS
GOOD NIGHT!
Anonymous No.82065942 >>82066182
>>82065892
Are you asking because you don't think the bare minimum exists, or it does and you just think I'm off in my assumption of what it could be?
Anonymous No.82065943 >>82065979
>>82065801
Are we sure that's still true? They compete for the top eschelon of men because they don't consider the rest of us to be men at all.
Anonymous No.82065969 >>82066182 >>82070319
>>82065892
The bare minimum is 1 unit of the smallest unit of measure longer than what I have.
Anonymous No.82065978 >>82065989
>>82065915
I don't need any credibility since I'm not making any claim here. You do since you are. Posting some faggy doujin collage makes you seem like a sexless retard who doesn't know what he's talking about.
Anonymous No.82065979 >>82066022
>>82065918
>>82065943
If a woman says that a man has a small dick, other women will avoid him

If a man says a woman has a large vagina, other men will step up to see if they can do a better job
Anonymous No.82065989 >>82066016
>>82065978
If you have no rebuttal than my claim remains uncontested.
Anonymous No.82066016 >>82066029
>>82065989
I'm not at all interested in your claim.
Anonymous No.82066022
>>82065979
That's because men want sex. If a woman says a man has a large penis then they will compete for that.
Anonymous No.82066029 >>82066227
>>82066016
You invested too much time here for that to be true.
Anonymous No.82066182 >>82066225 >>82066806
>>82065942
>Are you asking because you don't think the bare minimum exists, or it does and you just think I'm off in my assumption of what it could be?
I imagine the "bare minimum" will be relative to the person. I doubt there have been many studies on the matter, and it would produce only limited data to gather from given so much of sexuality is also psychological and eroticism tends to evade the rigidity required of the harder sciences.

>>82065969
Is this a riddle? Do you want me to solve for you being 4 inches or something? Just give me a number.
Anonymous No.82066225
>>82066182
I've never measured. My guess is barely 5" under ideal laboratory conditions.
Anonymous No.82066227 >>82066631
>>82066029
It should concern you if posting on this website requires a significant amount of your time and attention invested.
Anonymous No.82066631 >>82067097
>>82066227
>I'm not interested in your thread
>posts several times while ignoring other threads
Anonymous No.82066806 >>82066837 >>82071947
>>82065892
>>82066182
If a man has a 1 inch penis, who can he satisfy?
Anonymous No.82066837 >>82066844
>>82066806
I could tell you but you're not gonna like it and I'd get v& hard.
Anonymous No.82066844 >>82066879
>>82066837
What the fuck bro... what the fuck
Anonymous No.82066879 >>82066949 >>82070132
>>82066844
Well who else? Who else would have a 1" deep vagina?
Anonymous No.82066949 >>82066977
>>82066879
The fact that normal women don't have that proves OP's point that size matters
Anonymous No.82066950 >>82066972
>>82065451 (OP)
uses a hentai that was drawn made by a virgin as some form of proof.

I'm starting to think you are just being this dumb for (You)s.

keep it up.
Anonymous No.82066972
>>82066950
If a non-virgin drew hentai, what would be different about it?
Anonymous No.82066977
>>82066949
Of course it does. It either does because there's something in there that it can do mechanically or they just believe it matters and the prophecy is self fulfilled.
Anonymous No.82067032 >>82067605
>i cant please every woman ever so its over
love it when inceldom loops back to simphood
Anonymous No.82067074
>>82065930
>6.5 is
Just shy can i still make it
Anonymous No.82067097
>>82066631
>>I'm not interested in your thread
I never said this.
>>posts several times while ignoring other threads
>ignoring other threads
you can't possibly know that.
Anonymous No.82067225
>>82065451 (OP)
i have a cuck+pussyfree fetish but my gf prefers my 5 incher to my 6-8 inch sleeves
Anonymous No.82067238
>>82065451 (OP)
>>most girls don't cum from PIV anyway
lmao when it's really the opposite. women can't cum from oral, only from PIV
Anonymous No.82067461
>>82065881
>There is a lot of evidence out there.
>posts reddit screenshots
Anonymous No.82067605
>>82067032
>every
more like any but you already knew that
Anonymous No.82068425
>>82065451 (OP)
>>82065482
I think it would do everyone a whole lot better to realize that (a) they are not above random chance and (b, much harder) physical qualities are generally divorced morality.
just as society should stop treating manlets like shit (foids don't even need to be attracted to shortfags. just stop blasting how unattractive they think it is or how insecure men are "small"), it should be acknowledged that if your goal is to appeal to a wide audience of women as a shortfag you will need to put in more work to compete.
Anonymous No.82068509
>>82065451 (OP)
how do women figure out who has a big penis?
Anonymous No.82068703 >>82069047
>>82065451 (OP)
all the "evidence" in this thread is either hentai or reddit posts, both of which are made by cucks with humiliation fetishes and not actual women.
Anonymous No.82069047 >>82069068
>>82068703
Is there any evidence of women talking about getting mindblowing orgasms from 2 inch micropenises?
Anonymous No.82069068 >>82069486
>>82069047
plenty of evidence for women getting mind blowing orgasms from head and fingering (lesbians).
Anonymous No.82069486 >>82070025
>>82069068
From what I hear lesbians have pretty dead bedrooms
Anonymous No.82069517
>>82065451 (OP)
>if I can't find the clit, no one can!!!!
Just go fuck your moid friends like a faggot instead of being such a whiny little bitch, anon
Anonymous No.82069641
>>82065930
this is some mentally ill tranny who sits on this board and posts this shit 24/7

it's very sad to witness but it's intended to demoralize you
Anonymous No.82069876 >>82070216
>>82065451 (OP)
Gimmie the source anon
Anonymous No.82070006 >>82071470
>>82065781
Yeah this is bullshit, there's no extra erogenous zone deep in the vagina, it's mostly the clitoris. Anything else is just mental, ie they like the look, they like feeling small, or they like feeling dominated, much like height really.
Anonymous No.82070025
>>82069486
Women have a naturally low libido comparing to men so it makes sense
Anonymous No.82070132
>>82066879
Maybe midgets? There's also some kind of abnormality where the vagina can be far too small. Fucked if I can remember what that is or how many women have this condition.
Anonymous No.82070150
sex is very unimportant and piv is a very unimportant part of sex.
Anonymous No.82070216
>>82069876
https://e-hentai.org/g/3463807/3cc387539a/
[Enari] Muhyoujou-kko Netorase Takuran | Poker Faced Girlfriend's Cuckolding and Breeding [English]
Anonymous No.82070319
>>82065969
bro is about to discover the density of the rationals in the reals!!!
Anonymous No.82070334
it's sad how female redditors are more honest than fembots. Over the years I've seen plenty of threads where they say why a bigger penis, not huge, is preferable.
Not like we should be swayed by opinions on the internet when we have plenty of research about it
Anonymous No.82070432 >>82070511 >>82071275
The blackest of pills is seeing a porn whore get visibly wet and having orgasms only when doing a scene with a huge dick.
Anonymous No.82070496
its difficult cause i dont think i could live without sex where he doesnt bottom out, ive never had sex but all i want is someone who can hit my cervix. it just doesnt seem fun otherwise
Anonymous No.82070511
>>82070432
>he thinks porn is real
kek
Anonymous No.82070561
>>82065451 (OP)
literally every girl ive fucked has came from PIV sex, which is something i pride myself on. not every time except a few, but nearly every one.
Anonymous No.82070702
>>82065451 (OP)
why can't anyone ever give a straight truthful answer about this???
Anonymous No.82070732 >>82071358
>>82065489
>People have been having sex for all of human history
>Um, SOURCE please

People like you are actually retarded but hide behind "authority" to mask it
Anonymous No.82070739 >>82070775 >>82071018
>>82065451 (OP)
do women become whores when they cant recognize who does and doesnt have a big penis so they just keep fucking until their bodycount is too high to marry a respectable man?
Anonymous No.82070775 >>82071018 >>82071107
>>82070739
Correct. Women don't want to wait for marriage and then they're stuck with a dicklet for life. That's every woman's nightmare but they just say "sexual compatibility" instead.
Anonymous No.82070792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhugdiahKJM

I HAVE A SMALL DICK
I HAVE A SMALL DICK
IF YOU'RE UNDER 9 INCHES YOU CANNOT PLEASURE WOMEN
HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP
I'VE GOT A SMALL DICK
GOT A SMALL DICK (GRRR-AH YEAH)
GOT A SMALL DICK
GOT A SMALL DICK
I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I HAVE A SMALL DICK
I'M ONLY 7 INCHES
GOT A SMALL DICK, YEAH
IT'S SO SMALL THAT I PISS ON MY BALLS, YEAH
IT'S SO SMALL WHEN IT GETS REALLY COLD (YEAH)
MY DICK IS ONLY 7 INCHES LONG AND I'M ASHAMED, YEAH
IF YOU'RE UNDER 9 INCHES, YOU SHOULD DIE!
IF YOU'RE UNDER 9 INCHES YOU CANNOT PLEASURE WOMEN
SIZE ALWAYS MATTERS (YEAH)
YEAH, ALWAYS MATTERS
BLACK LIVES MATTER TOO, YEAH
BLACK LIVES MATTER TOO
THEIR DICKS ARE WAY BIGGER, YEAH
THEY'RE SO ATHLETIC
I WISH I COULD PLAY BASKETBALL LIKE A BLACK MAN
I WISH I COULD SATISFY MY GIRL LIKE A BLACK MAN
BLACK PEOPLE LOOK SO COOL IN ANY OUTFIT
BATHING APE
I WISH I COULD SATISFY MY GIRL LIKE A BLACK MAN
I WANNA SATISFY MY GIRL LIKE A BLACK MAN
I WANNA SATISFY MY GIRL LIKE A BLACK MAN
ONLY A BLACK MAN CAN SATISFY MY GIRL
BLACK MEN CAN SATISFY MY GIRL, NOT MY 7 INCH DICK
ONLY THAT 20 INCH DICK
I ONLY WATCH PORNOS, WHERE THE BLACK MA-
Anonymous No.82070801
Stop listening to women about dick size. Just go online and look at what dildo they buy the most.
Anonymous No.82070841
6 in. can work, You better be hot though, But I'm pretty sure that's the cut off point
Anonymous No.82071018 >>82071383
>>82070739
>>82070775
Reminded me of the husband store joke.

>A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
>You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
>She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
>Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."
>So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
>Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
>Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>PLEASE NOTE:
>To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
>The first floor has wives that love sex.
>The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
>The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Anonymous No.82071107 >>82071400
>>82070775
but the struggle is real, how do women get the attention of men? let alone their best match, they are already kinda old by 25 but any 18 year old girl wouldnt see that as an issue.
Anonymous No.82071275
>>82070432
is it even that high of a bar though?
Anonymous No.82071358
>>82070732
People have done all sorts of things they don't enjoy.
Anonymous No.82071383
>>82071018
>tfw no 5th floor wife
Anonymous No.82071400
>>82071107
In real life? They just need to exist.
Anonymous No.82071470 >>82071519 >>82071560
>>82070006
it exists, most women just don't know about it. it's the fornices of the vagina. the anterior fornix is sometimes known as the a-spot and can cause big ol cooms, the posterior one can give women a different sort of big coom. it shares nerves with the anus, which is why women can get off from anal if it's deep enough
Anonymous No.82071519
>>82071470
And I'm just supposed to dig in there and find those. Very cool. Good thing I am at ZERO risk of ever having sex.
Anonymous No.82071560
>>82071470
Anterior Crocodile Alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.
Anonymous No.82071743
used to be a major coomer and pushed girls away the moment things got intimate. I've always been insecure being a dicklet, so it barely ever saw daylight outside my room. I had luck with girls, but I didn't want them dipping after seeing it, so I held onto my v-card way longer than expected. It was shit.
Thing is, I look decent and my personality's fine but I just didn't want it to be compromised by a chode.

Fast forward, I met her, she's a qt. We've been together a year now. She knows, and still loves me. It's small, yeah but it works. And because of that, I go the extra mile: gym, clean, and make sure she's happy. I focus on foreplay, eat her out, fingers, the whole thing to make sure she finishes more than once before I even start.

I'm not sure if I'm coping or just lucky, but maybe that's the point of being a dicklet, you just gonna do more.
Anonymous No.82071754
To the foids in this thread

How big is too big?

How small is too small?
Anonymous No.82071816
>>82065892
>Oh so all women exclusively like big dicks
Yes. Is that hard to understand?

>Let me ask you something anon, how big do you think is the bare minimum to be able to pleasure a woman?
Probably around 7.5", anything below that isn't seen as big by women, and women's hypergamous brains need things to be considerably above-average.
Anonymous No.82071947
>>82066806
maybe he can get a vibrator installed in his tip and go ham on the clit idk
Anonymous No.82072256 >>82072349
>>82065451 (OP)
There's a little test you can do with your girlfriend/wife/whatever to see that size does matter
>get her to imagine there are 3 versions of you side by side
>one has a small dick, middle has a medium dick and last one has a large dick
>ask her to choose which one she prefers
>she'll probably choose the middle one
>now tell her the middle one isn't available and she has to choose either the small or large
>they almost always go for the large one
Anonymous No.82072312
>>82065606
>women won't have sex with me because they always measure then angle in degrees instead of radians
Anonymous No.82072349 >>82072413
>>82072256
They'll go for whatever they think you want to hear.
>"tee hee, big dicks are scary and painful, so I'd definitely go for the small one if your perfect Goldilocks cock wasn't available."
Anonymous No.82072413
>>82072349
Get her a bit drunk then so she's more likely to tell the truth.