Thread 82067926

Why do women want to do this?

>>82067926 (OP)
Because it's fun to play with it. I like grabbing my bfs dick and pulling it really hard.

>>82067965
Why are you here are you trans

>>82067926 (OP)
I would let a woman do this but I pee in the sink so there's no point in it.

>>82067965
This sounds like something a baby or monkey would do.

i would let a woman bounce my penis around

>>82068164
Now this is the kind of post I'd expect to see from old r9k. Unhinged losers so disconnected from social norms you never know what they're gonna do.

>>82067926 (OP)
>aloud

>>82068216
your dad probably pisses in the sink and thinks nothing of it

>>82068216
>unhinged
It makes total sense to pee in the sink.
>peeing the toilet splashes pee droplets everywhere
>impossible to pee standing up on a toilet if you have a boner (which is something you always have to do every morning)
>requires aim, so I can't do it in the dark or without glasses
>meanwhile, the sink is at the perfect height
>just plop your dick out and let it go
>no droplets
>save on water cause you don't have to flush
>cleans itself when you wash your hands

>>82068270
Trying to pee in the sink with a boner sounds like a triple black diamond route.

>>82068297
No because you can put your weight against the sink and pinch your pee tube just a little bit to tame the flow and, most importantly, you can put your hand in front of your dick at a 45 degree angle downwards to redirect the pee towards the sink hole.
>inb4 peeing on your hand
I'm gonna wash it anyway.

>>82068407
I love you /r9k/, never change

>>82068407
Pissing with a boner in the toilet is much easier, just cross your arms and rest your chest on the floor and the toilet seat will push the dick to a perfect angle. The only problem is if you're too long you need a more extreme angle so you may end up hitting the back of the bowl in a way that causes it to redirect upward and spray all over your back.

>>82067926 (OP)
Why not? I'm a guy and I think I'd like watching girls pee.

>>82068542
I don't think I understand your method, make a drawing.
But it seems way more complicated than just peeing in the sink.

>>82068542
can you guys not just push your penis down when you have an erection? when Im hard i can push it so it's completely pointing down to the floor

>>82068620
I can force it, but pee ain't gonna come out of a kinked hose.