Thread 82068682

this just happened to me
>put a toy in my ass while fapping, something I rarely do
>feeling pretty good bouncing on it
>suddenly feel this sharp pain
>immediately hop off the dildo and stumble onto my futon strip completely naked and lay down
>tunnel vision, short of breath, cold-sweating, adrenaline
>feel like I'm about to die
>wtf am I having a panic attack
>nauseous
>BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>rush to the toilet
>plop out some feminine scat
>BRRAAAAAAAAAAApp
>fall forward on my hands and knees, crawl to the bath tub
>throw up a bit then take a long bath
always make sure your ass is completely empty before doing anything gay with it

>>82068682 (OP)
thats disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself

>>82068682 (OP)
can you be my boiwife plox

>>82068682 (OP)
what in tarnation !1!!

>>82068682 (OP)
I think I'm becoming fucking retarded. Why the fuck am I laughing at this?

Aiko deserved it.

ok yeah thanks for the info

The feeling of your sphincter tightening around the circumference of a buttplug while you're cumming is underrated indeed, non-degens when never know

>>82068682 (OP)
>>tunnel vision, short of breath, cold-sweating, adrenaline
>>feel like I'm about to die
>>wtf am I having a panic attack
Now imagine if you kept getting your ass fucked in that state. Imagine what could have been the biggest nut in your hemisphere for the last 300 years.

>>82068682 (OP)
What an absolute gay faggot you are OP
Also, put me in the reddit screencap thx.