Thread 82068820

would any girl here wanna bully me on disc for being a hikki neet virgin failure while i jerk off to it? it's the only thing that gets me off anymore x_x
nezumikamen99

just use ai chatbots retard

>>82068868
it doesn't sting the same when a soulless robot does it

>>82068820 (OP)
Have thought about searching discord servers for that I feel like just asking randomly will not work even if they are open to it

>>82068954
What are you looking for anon?

>>82068923
>implying women are ensouled
Daring.

>>82068954
what sort of discord servers would i even find that kind of stuff in? kek. i figured at least one girl here would have a bunch of pent up aggression she could take out on me

>>82068820 (OP)
Try on dft, there's lots of women who just lurk

>>82069009
good idea actually
originally so

Any fembot on here want to let me bully them? It's not sexual I just want to make fun of all the fucked up stupid shit you do and how terrible you've made your life. Underneath it all, I'll be offering a positive influence to you, bullying you from bad decisions into good ones. It's a little sexual actually but I won't bring it up. Much. I'll bring it up from time to time. Only old femboats need apply, need someone pushing christmas cake numbers with a super fucked life.

>>82068967
Me nothing i am into the classic have rough sex with your girlfriend and cuddle for 5 hours and I think op should kill himself but I am interested to see how op dose the
1 guy want to fuck toaster thinks it's weird and forget about it 1 guy says he want to fuck a toaster on the internet and bunch of other people show up and make a community
>>82068970
>would i even find that kind of stuff in?
I would probably say your things is under the category of being dominated and how do you find such a server that is a hard question to answer discord is the right place to search a lot of degeneracy join together on discord i would recommend starting from/soc/ check the discord server generals if that doesn't work try reddit or something similar theses people definitely want more members

>>82069009
Were is dft?

>>82069335
if you have to ask then, you don't need to know

>>82068969
who took their souls D:

>>82069523
they never had them in the first place...

>>82069335
This I think? >>>/trash/76893627

>>82069572
wrong again but nice try

>>82069579
OP is in that thread and so is chickn who just made a thread about "dft"

>>82068820 (OP)
I would prefer to be nice to you instead. So long as you understand that I'm a dysfunctional autist who can barely talk to people.

>>82069609
>dysfunctional autist who can barely talk to people.
that makes two of us!! i appreciate the niceness but it doesn't make my peenor hard

>>82069607
chickn is disgusting and ought to be banned

>>82069629
>doesn't make my penor hard
Are you interested in non gooner things from the nona you're looking for? I'm sure I could do something that Mr penor likes, but I'm not just looking to goon.
>appreciate the niceness
I try my best to be nice, it's no issue.

>>82069739
>Are you interested in non gooner things from the nona you're looking for?
of course!! we can be friends and talk about all the weird otaku stuff we like if you're into that!

>>82069609
>>82069629
>>82069739
>>82069782
This shit never happens to me when I make these kinds of threads

>>82069802
Tell us a bit about yourself, maybe someone will be interested (maybe even me, idk)

>>82069572
I keep forgetting this place has so many layers of trany porn

>>82069858
they have an entire board to talk tranny shit, they have all of trash to tranny RP there's a bunch of other tranny boards too

yet they still insist on spamming r9k as well

>>82069825
I'm interested to... tell us your story >>82069802 anon

>>82069825
>>82069886
It won't matter, I'm also a hikkineet, 19 year old, very much into vidya, anime and I even have good looks, but it doesn't matter since I'm always too far away, and that drives people away from even bothering to try. Being in Latin America is basically like getting completely isolated from all the people who would truly fit with you.

As for my threads, I think I just don't talk about gooning enough in them, or something. I got a bunch of kinks and all, some of them like OP kind of, but I feel like a creep and a pervert if I open up a thread with them. That probably causes a lot of disinterest

>>82069802
It's a cruel world for us stone cold truecels... I guess being a degen coomer gets clicks around these parts. I'm manifesting that your next thread is filled with suitors

>>82069935
The nona in the thread said she wasn't just interested in gooning, so I don't think it's your lack of gooning related posting.
I'm a neet too, I don't worry about where I live though... partly because I'm not good at maintaining friendships (or being able to talk to people in general) so I just don't imagine I'll ever actually be meeting anyone.
You sound like you're looking for people who will eventually be able to meet up one day? Idk if I could do that, but if you're ever lonely and want to talk to someone (someone very mentally unwell and stuff) it could be fun.

>>82069802
>>82070002
>>82068820 (OP)
I know it's maybe kind of against the rules, but I wish more people would make threads here looking for friends. All the less normie and goonbrained anons are here, but /soc/, the place where you're expected to make friends... is filled with horny brained people.
Also people there are more normie...

Nothing wrong with having a sexual side, I just hate how the only place anons can really find people to chat with is on the horny board. Too much of anything is bad, including sexual stuff.

>>82070002
Thank you, friend. And you know what? I'll be manifesting that yours be filled with them, as well
>>82070003
I find that I'm only good at maintaining friendships when I can at the very least VC with the person, hang out, or something similar, and with how little that ends up happening, I also tend to be kinda bad at maintaining them.
But, that could also be partially due to not clicking...
I don't necessarily have to meet up with anyone. I mean, it'd be ideal if it happened. But that seems distant, far off into the future. Right now, I genuinely would be happy with things just staying online. It's more fulfilling than anything I could have with the kind of people I see in the real world. Not because they're bad or anything. But because they just simply are too different.
>>82070055
It's a bad issue. In fact /soc/ is so bad, it feels like a whole different world in there. I cannot take that. It's taking all the bad from normie life and amplifying it to it's worst form. The place intrinsically repels anyone who's worth it away without much effort.
So, I agree. People should be more open to looking here, instead of shaming it so much. They don't know how bad it is in the places where you're encouraged to look.

My discord is hekryo_ht. For anybody who wants to add me

>>82070105
Just so that you know people genuinely care, I think you seem nice, anon. I don't really VC though, sorry.

I hope you find some nice company though, you seem like you deserve it.

>>82070124
I know that people care. I've known a few that did. And I always appreciated it, but I know my fate is the same in the end regardless. It won't matter, loneliness will still consume me and paralyze me like a plague at the end of the day.
I really do wish friendships were enough to not make it all feel so painfully empty. But still, thanks

What makes you think that anyone would be interested in doing this. Do you just want to have some fat retarded nigga behind an e-kitten avatar call you a failure

>>82070210
well... if the fat, retarded nigga had enough dedication to do that, i'd be flattered if anything o_o

Yea, I bet it would make your dick hard if you had a fat nigger calling you a failure. This kind of thread should be a bannable offense on r9k.

>>82070003
>>82070055
There is no salvation here. It doesn't matter where you look. This board is just as coombrained and normie infested as any other. If you happen to meet a friend or two along the way here, then that's great, but beyond that the cure to your problems is surely elsewhere

i thought this would be so much easier... siiigh

>>82070619
The way you type makes me think you'd be better off finding a gaybot to bully you anon

>>82070636
i know i type like a retard, whatever. if it's a guy doing it, it does nothing for me

Let your thread die, faggot. No one cares about you wanting to jerk off.

>>82070670
you cared enough to leave me a whole reply and i think that's beautiful

>>82070675
If that anon was a fembot would you have gotten hard you disgusting retarded virgin?

>>82070703
i hate that this reply got me rock hard already @.@

>>82070721
Haha you pathetic virgin freak how sad are you that you get hard just from some anon making fun of you. That's so gross. No wonder you're a virgin if that's how you act.

>>82070740
you're legally obligated to add me right now if you're a girl (female).........

>>82070755
I'm a guy and now you're gay. Congratulations, you're a pathetic gay retarded virgin getting hard because a man is making fun of you on 4chan.

>>82070764
GAHHH that's messed up.... but wait, aren't you even gayer for taking the time to make fun of a guy who wants to be bullied on 4chan?!

would any girl here wanna comfort me on disc for being a hikki neet virgin failure while i jerk off to it?

>>82070788
if youre not op then sure

>>82070786
I didn't get hard m8 so no gayness over here

gud fvcking luck anon ...

>>82070795
im not op, not even horny atm just wanted to meme but my pisscord is _squidman_

>>82070798
y-you're still replying to me though...
>>82070823
do NOT post sloppa in this thread

I still want an older femboat to bully OP is no fun because he's trying it make it gay

just gonna keep bumping

>>82070907
Typical virgin behavior

>>82068820 (OP)
>4 hours ago
>He still hasn't found someone
Imagine being such a pathetic failure you can't even lure some discord whore into bullying you for 20 seconds while you crank your worthless unused cock.

>>82070922
look, you're not gonna get me hard now that i know you're a guy!! not falling for that again...
>>82070934
THAT'S why i wasn't exaggerating when i said i was a failure. can't even get a girl to bully me AHHHHHHHHH

>>82070953
>look, you're not gonna get me hard now that i know you're a guy!! not falling for that again...
I'll be honest with you nonny, I just say I'm a guy because otherwise everyone calls me a troon and derails the thread. I know a dummy like you would never figure that out without me telling you. Silly retarded virgin.

>>82070978
Yea that's bullshit you would've added him otherwise

>>82070953
>THAT'S why i wasn't exaggerating when i said i was a failure. can't even get a girl to bully me
No... that was my attempt at bullying you, but I didn't enjoy it at all. I feel bad and didn't mean it.

>>82070988
Now you know how we feel when girls ask us to do similar things

>>82070985
You really think I want to talk to a gross virgin outside of this thread? Get real girly pop.

>>82070978
STILL not falling for it!! when you've been on the internet for long enough, you can just sense whether someone is a guy or a girl based on their typing style. and i'm sorry to say, you're 1000% a guy!!
>>82070988
>but I didn't enjoy it at all.
that's a shame. i thought it was really good. that's exactly the kind of stuff i'd want a girl to say to me

>>82070993
I love bullying girls it's so fun speak for yourself.
>>82071000
>when you've been on the internet for long enough, you can just sense whether someone is a guy or a girl based on their typing style. and i'm sorry to say, you're 1000% a guy!!
This is why you're a virgin anon.

>>82071009
>This is why you're a virgin anon.
now tell me something i don't know

>>82071020
You're going to be A-OK anon

>>82070993
A girl asking you to call her a dirty whore isn't really the same as someone asking you to mock their depressing real life circumstances.

>>82071053
Both are dehumanizing somebody that you're supposed to be loving for

>>82071030
if only it were so ;-;

>>82071053
>isn't really the same as someone asking you to mock their depressing real life circumstances
Yeah one is lame roleplay and the other is really fun

>>82071061
Not really. I have no problem calling sub men mean names, it's hot.
>>82071067
So add him and help him get off then you retard.

>>82071088
>So add him and help him get off then you retard
He doesn't want a man to add him because it's "gay" apparently. I don't get it. I'm straight, he's straight. Just a coupla straight dudes having a nice straight time.

>>82071088
>>82071092
and you guys were saying *i* was the one who was making things gay............

>>82071088
>Not really. I have no problem calling sub men mean names, it's hot.
You also don't care about them if it's not gonna be sexual. As evidenced by your experience and presence here signalling that either a relationship did not work out with those *multiple* men, or because they're soulless fwb connections.

>>82071102
You are the one making things gay. It's perfectly normal for two or more straight men to do straight stuff with each other. You're a dummy virgin you just don't understand how things work. As long as only one of us is hard it's perfectly straight and normal bro.

>>82071092
>What is lying
You could've made a throwaway fembot account 4 hours ago. You're a catty flaming faggot anyway so I'm sure larping as a girl would come naturally to you.
>>82071102
You two should have gay sex.
>>82071106
I've e-dated 2 subs, one for 3 years and the other for half a year. I loved both of them. They didn't work out because 4chan e-relationships rarely do.

>>82071132
>You're a catty flaming faggot anyway
I'm straight though I've said this so many times

>>82071132
i don't want gay sex, i want a girl to bully me for being a complete failure x_x i really thought this would be more straight-forward

>>82071139
>I'm straight
>Gets his predatory little homo pecker hard from bullying defenseless vulnerable men
Uh huh.

>>82071153
Hey man if it makes me feel good then it's straight. Don't go twisting around on me, gay shit feels bad and straight shit feels good that's all I gotta know.

>>82071132
>I've e-dated 2 subs, one for 3 years and the other for half a year. I loved both of them. They didn't work out because 4chan e-relationships rarely do.
Yeah I figured. I was mostly just coping because I'm a fucking beta that can't find it within me to treat a girl I'm with like that and find it arousing. Rough sex on both ends is great and all but dirty talk was always hard for me. I concede.

85+ replies and still nothing. is it safe to declare myself the most pathetic person on the board and *only* true robot yet?

>>82071165
Nah it's a fetish and it either turns you on or it doesn't. No shame in that.
>>82071152
>>82071206
You're bullied by your own existence. Have you really not just fapped already? Aren't you pent up? What did you do all day, nothing but stew in your own stink?

>>82071206
dont worry anon i didnt get an add either

>>82071248
the way i see it, the more pent up i am right now, the better and more intense the experience will be when (or should i say if) i get a girl to tear into me!!
>>82071251
then we are bros just like the two mudkipz in the pic :D

>>82071271
>then we are bros just like the two mudkipz in the pic :D
thanks anon, I call dips on the left one, i like visual indicators that I am in pain

>>82071325
i'll take the right one then, can't do anything but smile through the pain...

>>82071248
>Nah it's a fetish and it either turns you on or it doesn't. No shame in that.
That's comforting to hear, thank you. I had issues with it because I suspect that it's one of the reasons my ex e-gf of 3 years cheated on me.

>>82071271
Okie then... good luck romanianon.

>>82071356
good luck to you as well!! also what the heck, whoa are you?!