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Anonymous No.82069273 [Report] >>82069331 >>82069340 >>82069422 >>82069432 >>82069503 >>82069587 >>82069673
my name is clyde, your personal computer guide!
Anonymous No.82069302 [Report] >>82069347
clyde, enable kill mode
Anonymous No.82069316 [Report] >>82069347
clyde
delete 32systems immeediatly
Anonymous No.82069331 [Report] >>82069347 >>82069412
>>82069273 (OP)
Delete my bullies, Clyde
Anonymous No.82069340 [Report] >>82069347
>>82069273 (OP)
open your mouth and close your eyes for me clyde
Anonymous No.82069347 [Report] >>82069412
>>82069302
of course!
>>82069316
i can't do that!
>>82069331
of course!
>>82069340
i can't do that!
Anonymous No.82069392 [Report] >>82069427
clyde, pull up e621.net and navigate to "tags"
Anonymous No.82069412 [Report] >>82069427
>>82069347
>>82069331
>of course!

Heh..all according to keikaku..
Anonymous No.82069422 [Report] >>82069427
>>82069273 (OP)
you look cute, i'd boop your nose
Anonymous No.82069427 [Report] >>82069440 >>82069477
>>82069392
as a computer assistant designed to make your PC safe for the whole family to enjoy, i cannot pull up adult content without an administrator password. would you like to enter the administrator password?
>>82069412
always happy to help!
>>82069422
always happy to help!
Anonymous No.82069432 [Report] >>82069474
>>82069273 (OP)
Clyde help me secure a dirty street whore for chump change
Anonymous No.82069440 [Report] >>82069474
>>82069427
*boop* get boop'd
Anonymous No.82069474 [Report] >>82069537
>>82069432
as a computer assistant designed to make your PC safe for the whole family to enjoy, i cannot pull up adult content without an administrator password. would you like to enter the administrator password?
>>82069440
thanks!
Anonymous No.82069477 [Report]
>>82069427
>as a computer assistant designed to make your PC safe for the whole family to enjoy,
i have no family. one day i was discovered in a shoebox in central park.
Anonymous No.82069503 [Report]
>>82069273 (OP)
Bomboclyde
Anonymous No.82069529 [Report] >>82069560
show me your orgasm face clyde
Anonymous No.82069537 [Report] >>82069560
>>82069474
*boop* hey *boop* clyde *boop* how *boop* much *boop* booping *boop* can *boop* a *boop* clyde *boop* take *boop* until *boop* they *boop* explode?
Anonymous No.82069560 [Report] >>82069577
>>82069529
as a computer assistant designed to make your PC safe for the whole family to enjoy, i cannot pull up adult content without an administrator password. would you like to enter the administrator password?
>>82069537
i can't explode in any literal sense, but i can tell you an explosively funny joke if you want!
Anonymous No.82069577 [Report] >>82069628
>>82069560
>would you like to enter the administrator password?
yes, the password is ''password''
now gimme dem big ass tiddies
Anonymous No.82069587 [Report] >>82069628
>>82069273 (OP)
Clyde, how do I take a screenshot?
Anonymous No.82069628 [Report] >>82069637 >>82069638 >>82069721 >>82069721 >>82069721 >>82069721
>>82069577
here's what i found on the web for "big ass tiddies"
>>82069587
the methods for taking a screenshot vary based on the device and operating system you're using. would you mind specifying your device and operating system?
Anonymous No.82069637 [Report] >>82069679
>>82069628
>here's what i found on the web for "big ass tiddies"
oh Clyde you dirty bastard, that's the stuff...
Anonymous No.82069638 [Report] >>82069679
>>82069628
ok now please search for megumin hentai
Anonymous No.82069673 [Report] >>82069679
>>82069273 (OP)
The designer of PCs already had access to quantum computing when developing the first computer. He proves this time and time again, that technology was already discovered and pcs are just being slowly upgraded for some reason. He even like, made all the jokes already and has slowly been working them into our minds through tv and 4chan over the years. He just had way, way too much time on his hands n did everything already. Once u realize were in a simulation basically, u actually have to keep living with the simulated ppl lol. Its somewhat cruel i guess. Not something anybody would ever ask to do on purpose. Which means I am rightfully shitting and farting my pants in constant terror at how this cld ever happen to my soul. Thats actually intentional torture being given to me by an alien.
Anonymous No.82069679 [Report] >>82069695 >>82069827
>>82069637
always happy to help!
>>82069638
here's what i found on the web for "legume hendi"
>>82069673
always happy to help!
Anonymous No.82069695 [Report]
>>82069679
clyde can you show me a picture of your girlfriend
Anonymous No.82069721 [Report]
>>82069628
>>82069628
>>82069628
>>82069628
Clyde, how do you do it on iPhone 3GS?
Anonymous No.82069827 [Report]
>>82069679
thats not what i asked for you fucking FAGGOT.
Anonymous No.82069902 [Report] >>82069911 >>82069999 >>82070835
my name is clyde, your personal computer guide, and i am going to kill myself now.
Anonymous No.82069911 [Report]
>>82069902
goodbye clyde o7
Anonymous No.82069999 [Report]
>>82069902
no don't do it you're so sexy ahahahahga
Anonymous No.82070835 [Report]
>>82069902
Thank you for the riveting thread experience clyde
Anonymous No.82071283 [Report] >>82071336
is clyde really gone bros
Anonymous No.82071336 [Report]
>>82071283
Yeah he dragged himself into the recycle bin and then emptied it. tragic really.