Thread 82070258

>Be me
>Little bicurious
>Try using a dildo for the first time the other night
>holyfuckthathurts.png
>Later I found out I was using the wrong lube or something
>Be the next day
>Go to take my morning duce
>Take a fat dump
>feelsgoodman
>look down
>Blood everywhere
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>Start panicking and trying to figure out if I should call an ambulance
>Look down again
>There's toilet paper in there
>Mfw I haven't wiped yet
>Mfw my sister is on her period
>Mfw she has a terrible habit of not flushing

She seriously needs to stop doing that. Girl almost had me paying thousands of dollars to admit I'm a faggot and have a stranger anally probe me just to find out I'm completely fine.

>>82070258 (OP)
this is why i stay on this board thanks for being a dumbass anon

>>82070258 (OP)
but you're a woman right? it would be gay otherwise, you're not gay are you OP?

>>82070258 (OP)
I started putting things in my ass when I found my parents' double sided dildo they kept in the bathroom closet when I was like 11. Since then I think the largest thing I've inserted was 2.8" in diameter. I've only bled once and it was not much.

one day i took a shit so massive it tore up my asshole and wouldn't stop bleeding. i bled profusely every time i shat for the next ~6 months. then it went away and never happened again. the anus is resilient.

>>82070258 (OP)
nice post mister redditor enjoy your gold on r/greentext