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Anonymous No.82070347 >>82070367
2018 a 40 yo jewish man paid me 2k to fuck him in the ass, apparently only 1/10th of what he makes monthly and he doesn't even work
met me at a grocery store, I worked there as a cashier and he gave me his business card and that is what led to the homosexual intercourse
In 2021 a black man sucked my cock, I do not know what I agreed to it as I am not a homosexual and he did not pay me
In 2022 I jacked off on a male garden gnome and broke it with a baseball bat after cumming, at the time I thought it was alive because I was hallucinating from weed brownies at a party, I repaid the home owner (who's party I was at) 50$ to purchase a new garden gnome, I consider this willing homosexual intercourse as I thought it was alive at the time of the intercourse
I have not done anything gay in 3 years, I am a 27 yr old white male mixed race with asian by 1/5th amount
Anonymous No.82070367 >>82070393
>>82070347 (OP)
>I have not done anything gay in 3 years,
your streak has been broken by this gay ass homosexual ass post
Anonymous No.82070393
>>82070367
not unless you have sex with me will it have been broken by this post
I am not gay however and would be unlikely to agree with you I am 3 years clean of homosexual intercourse
by "anything gay" I mean intercourse not behavior however
Jews turned me gay for pay so it wasn't really my fault to be fair you know that?
if you had seen the gnome statue you probably would've fucked it too so that hardly even counts honestly it's more like I'm 4 yrs clean