Thread 82070905

i was fapping to my favorite hentai image (Pic related)
i didn't even notice cum was coming out of my penis i think i had my eyes closed and my head might have been thrown back from the feeling.
then i looked down at my hand and i had cum all over my dick, pants and hand and i had never seen that before so i started freaking out
i knew what cum was because i had watched hentai and porn before but i had never actually jizzed.
i forgot how i cleaned up the jizz, i might have just wiped it on my boxers and went about the day like nothing happened.

man, me and this picture go way back, this is some vintage hentai, this image has been around since like 2006
i used to only be allowed one hour of computer time back then so i would print out this picture to jack off to in my room in secret.
i used to use up all the printer ink and my parents were always pissed off and confused about the printer not having any ink, they even thought that the printer ink companies were scamming everyone with faulty half empty printer ink, they just blindly believed i hadn't printed anything.

>>82070905 (OP)
I can't be certain but I'm pretty sure when I was in 4th grade I had an orgasm in class by closing my eyes and imagining getting a bj. I was like what the fuck was that

>>82071036
that's funny as hell.
when i was in 5th grade there was a dude who used to beat off while staring at girls who were sitting literally right in front of him.
our desks were arranged in a square formation so imagine 4 desks facing each other and he just so happened to be sitting in an all girls table.
they wound up moving him to my table because we were like the trouble makers table and he still would jack off during class, but he would turn around to find the girl he wanted to jack off to and stare at.
i didn't know he was jacking off until one day he asked me to shake his hand and one of the guys from our table told me not to touch his hand because he had been jackin it.

>>82071108
How the fuck does a kid get away with that? When I came I wasn't even touching myself but this dude had to have his hand in his pants and his elbow moving which would have been obvious. That does remind me, in HIGH SCHOOL, like sophomore year, there was this kid in my math class who would hang his sweatshirt over his shoulder in an attempt to cover up while he very ovioisly jerked off in class. It was fucking insane. There was actually video of him doing this. The same kid got caught jerking off in the locker room stall once. He had gone in during gym class when nobody was there, and the stalls had no doors on them for some reason, and I guess he didn't hear someone walk in or something.

>>82071175
the proto gooner, the patient zero of gooners.

>>82070905 (OP)
First ejaculated when I was 16. I thought I was infertiles for years.

>>82071249
yeah that would be freaky.
when i first jizzed i was like 12 maybe 13
i freaked out because i thought only adults could cum.

The first time I jacked off it was to the thought of being Dawn from Pokemon. It's a miracle that I never trooned out.

>>82071606
what the hell?
what about being dawn did it for you?

Mine was to some random JAV I can't find anymore or overflow. I can't remember which order it was in.

first time i came was while thinking about a scene id seen in a nature documentary of a bunch of whales gangbanging a female whale with their giant weird whale penises. im not even joking.

>>82071655
I'm not sure. I just get really turned on by the thought of it. I just think she's cute and some wires in my brain got crossed.
The weird thing is I'm not into genderbend stuff either.

>>82071690
that's funny. poor whale though