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Anonymous No.82071250 >>82071274 >>82071291 >>82071294 >>82071302 >>82071305 >>82071309 >>82071329 >>82071352 >>82071443 >>82071457 >>82071486
>hey!! i haven't seen you in ages! what are you up too these days?

how do you respond to this
Anonymous No.82071265 >>82071269 >>82071443
same old
Anonymous No.82071269 >>82071368
>>82071265
Fuck you I wanted to say that.
Maybe I add in some bs like that I just went camping
Anonymous No.82071274
>>82071250 (OP)
Everything turned to shit without you. I think about you all the time
Anonymous No.82071291
>>82071250 (OP)
something something this would never be applicable to me
Anonymous No.82071294
>>82071250 (OP)
i got a text like this 2 months ago and i still havent responded fml
Anonymous No.82071302
>>82071250 (OP)
"Nothing much"
Anonymous No.82071305 >>82071565
>>82071250 (OP)
i got asked this by my friends mum/old neighbour/school teacher (small town) and i panicked and lied and said i graduated and im taking a gap year to travel

i dropped out at 15 and live off disability neetbuxx
Anonymous No.82071309
>>82071250 (OP)
>Oh same ole same ole, you know how it is haha. What about you what have you been doing
Anonymous No.82071329 >>82071475
>>82071250 (OP)
Oh shyyt whutup nigger. How the fuck is u doing muthafuhk? Wut ass y hittin dawgy playa playy? Oh shit lol, my cell phone is vibrating, I got a call. Pce playaful pece out niggest
Anonymous No.82071352
>>82071250 (OP)
I have only run into one high school acquaintance that acknowledged me in the decades since grade school, anybody else would just act as though they did not see me and keep walking. It is better that way
Anonymous No.82071368
>>82071269
same oId
Anonymous No.82071443
>>82071250 (OP)
>>82071265
FPBP
Or
>Nothing much, you?
Same with 'How are you?'; it's just a shitty platitude where normies never want to hear the real answer.
With that one, I try to avoid the answer, and/or turn it back on them.
Anonymous No.82071457 >>82071467
>>82071250 (OP)
>right after OP posts this, I get a message
>I'm invited to a wedding from someone I went to high school with
Oh shit, what *do* I tell them?
Anonymous No.82071467 >>82071500
>>82071457
Can I lend 150 dollars so i can rent a tux and a cab ?
Anonymous No.82071473
I pocket sand! *Runs away*
Anonymous No.82071475
>>82071329
This is worse than just being a neet
Anonymous No.82071486
>>82071250 (OP)
I pocket sand! *Run away*
Anonymous No.82071500
>>82071467
I just checked my calendar - can't go anyways, I've got stuff that day

Can't believe folks are getting married right and left and I'm in college still
Anonymous No.82071565
>>82071305
yeah sometimes this works. the problem is if you get caught in the lie its gonna be awkward. it hasn't happened yet but i know it will