>>82072991 (OP)
A pair of clippers costs about 100 dollars. You can cut your own hair it's really easy. Let it grow to be a complete mess and then when you cut it, no matter how terrible, it will be an improvement. I've been cutting my own for 4 years now and I don't mind it looking a little goofy since it's free and I can do it when I feel like doing it. If I took my time I would do a good job but I speed through it and have fun because who really cares. Buy some clippers and give it a go.