Oyakodon Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories on milfs, your own lovely mom or any other relatives you fancy. Cucks, cuckposting, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81990338

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Topic: How much does your family like you? Are you their favorite relative? Who is your favorite relative?

Update anons, what's going on in your lives?
@rlg
@Brosis
@Ass-Masseur
@confession anon
@OP-M
@auntfem
@Throatmom-anon
@Gothmom anon
@Improve anon
@punic anon
@D-cup anon
@Cuzcbro
@Andrewanon
@Dexter
@Hapa-chan
@Bathmom
@Mine anon
@Felix
@Enon
@Neet-chan
@Boobs guy
@Escobar
@Finger
@Stripmom anon
@Plankfem
@Mousemom anon
@Catfish anon
@Nomi
@Pinecest Bro

Having weekends off was a good idea

>>82075488
Maybe, I think this'll still be an active week though.

>>82075283
>@everyone
Fuck off to discord

>Nomi's Bromi
>Hapa's Hapapa
>Brosis' Sisbro
I've been thinking about /ourgirls/ and the men in their lives.
What goes through their minds? How aware are they of what's really going on? Do they blame themselves? If there were no consequences would they reciprocate the feelings?
I know half of this general would kill to be in Nomi's bro's shoes but what makes those dudes tick?

>>82075619
>If there were no consequences would they reciprocate

I find this a useless thought experiment.
>If there was quicksaving, would you do (something) for shits and giggles?
The answer is always yes.

You guys did make your mom brunch for Sonday, right?

>girl on twitter said she's dating her mom
>they make out, go on dates, she wants to push further
>today the account is just gone
>never wrote down the @ or took a screenshot, no way to see if there is like an archive or anything

goddammit

Whatever happened to catfishanon? Don't know if we ever got an update on any progress he made with his mom

>>82075619
Had a big thing about mine typed up but accidentally deleted it because I'm a retard. The gist of my thoughts are that he wants to look, and be, "normal". But, like me, he can only really fake it. His wife and all them, they love the normal him that he puts on for society. I know and understand and love what he's really like under that, because I'm the same way. We were damaged in the same way and I think we fit together in a way he never could with anyone else. He does definitely blame himself for things that happened when we were children, though, and I think maybe if my timing had been better he would have been okay with disappearing together. I think he'd be happier that way too.

>>82076255
He posted a couple more times after his initial thread appearance, he should graduate to trying stuff IRL desu.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81824811/#81835364 https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81903230/#81956793

>>82076260
what are the chances of baby #2 happening?

>>82076536
I'd like another. I think he could be convinced. Probably going to be a bit if it happens at all. The baby is in no rush to stop nursing, which does affect hormones in a way that I guess makes getting pregnant a lot harder. Been told I don't even need to start worrying about weaning her for quite some time yet.

>>82075215 (OP)
we have one of the most famous footballers in the world on our side bros momcest is gonna take over the world we'll be on the winning team

>>82076495
Oh I remember these, was hoping there'd be more updates from him after those

>>82075619
>leaving out plankfem
cringe

>>82075215 (OP)
hello, it is the guy who was helping his older sister move into her first apartment in the last thread, i am back with a small update. also, someone in there named me and my sister link and midna so im sticking with the name link.

So i went over to my sister's new apartment again yesterday morning to help build her bed, which will probably fall apart cuz im a moron but whatever. i pretty much built it by myself which was fine, my sister would bring me drinks and talk to me which was nice. at one point she was laying on her stomach, holding her head up with her hands, like on her chin. she looked really cute. but i was too much of a pussy to really test the waters again, which im regretting now. after i had finished building the bed, we put the mattress on and she sat on it and started bouncing slightly, like she was testing its comfort and making sure it wouldnt immediately fall apart, which made her boobs bounce a little, and i had to do everything in my power to not get a hard on. then she reached out and grabbed my arm and told me to sit on the bed with her, so we did and just talked for a while until i thought it was best to leave. on my way out again she hugged me tightly and said thank you etc. i feel stupid for not trying something, but im kind of an autistic pussy and dont know how to really navigate normal flirting, let alone flirting in this situation. also i dont want to make her uncomfortable or anything. i would like to try to see her tonight, we sometimes go on walks through the park so i might ask if she wants to do that. not sure what i'd try there though, but i want to do something to make up for being a dumbass

>>82075283
There you go, I was about to say you forgot the new kid
>>82076768
It sounds like you're beating up yourself over nothing

>>82076768
you gotta do something, anon. Lose the inhibition.
Just make it look playful and not like you're about to r*pe her. Very important.

>>82076768
Dang link-anon, she wanted to cuddle on the bed and let you accidentally touch her boobs. Stop fumbling it.

>>82076863
Nah go slow for now, don't worry about it. Moving too quick never works out well.

>>82076814
yeah probably.

>>82076863
>Just make it look playful and not like you're about to r*pe her. Very important.
im very afraid of accidentally crossing that line desu. if she wants to hang out tonight i might drink a beer beforehand to calm my nerves. and i gotta figure out a way to flirt playfully

>>82076889
would be great if true! im not sure tho.

>>82076894
this is also something im worried about, like moving it too fast. but i also dont want to be stuck at a snail's pace and have it go nowhere. cuz if there is a possibility of it going somewhere, i will do anything to go there

>>82076924
She's obv trying to act cute and flirty with you. I think. And she's very likely noticed you acting a bit odd around her, so she's probably intrigued. So, if it looks like she's trying to initiate something, play along, don't pull back.

>>82076900
>>82076924
If I remember correctly you said both you and your sister are socially retarded, right?
But are you socially retarded with each other?
And while we're here check out the bodytype chart and pick the one your sis fits the most

>>82076996
i think youre right about the acting cute and flirty thing, but im not really sure it means something. next time i sense it tho im gonna try and match her and see where it goes.

>>82077003
we're not really socially weird around each other, no. we're both fine with our immediate family socially.
Body shape wise, shes probably most like A, if A was slightly chubbier. Although its hard to tell because ive never really seen her naked or in underwear or anything. and she has never ever dressed in anything that is even remotely revealing

>>82077062
>ive never really seen her naked or in underwear or anything. and she has never ever dressed in anything that is even remotely revealing
So the complete opposite of Nomi's situation
Well we know why she loves her brother, what about you?
Why do you love your sister?

>>82077062
Don't think of it necessarily as an incest thing.
Your sis is probably desperate to get some sort of affection from a guy, and you just happen to be a guy...

>>82077134
since we're only a year apart in age, we've always kinda been close, except for a little bit at the start of puberty. dont really want to get into it too much on here but when we were kids our dad was a real asshole and i think that pushed us closer together as well. we started getting this close again probably around 16/17, we'd joke with each other a lot and just generally enjoyed hanging out. probably partly because we were/are so weird socially with people. but mostly i just love her as a sister and a friend, i care about her a lot but im not sure i'd really love to runaway with her and have her be my wife or anything like that.

>>82077136
youre probably right. i texted her and she said she'd like to go to the park tonight so hopefully all goes well and i can try something out

>>82077193
>she'd like to go to the park tonight so hopefully all goes well and i can try something out
It's more likely for things to happen when you're on a bed, not in the park.

>>82077232
That's true for sexual things but feelings can still be stoked from tender walks in the park.

>>82077193
Before you start daydreaming too hard and end up hurting yourself you need to make sure the coast is clear and there isn't already a guy in her life

>>82077232
true but i cant just get her into bed. also i like the park :)

>>82077326
im basically 99% sure there isnt a guy in her life

This is turning into /scg/ aaaa AAAAAA

>>82075619
I'd be more interested in seeing how'd they react to reading what their relatives/girlfriends have said about them in the past
It ranges from adorable to raunchy as all fuck

>>82077399
Eh, the sibling enjoyers haven't had anywhere to call home for a long time they can take over the thread for a few weeks.

>>82077425
that's punic anon on vacation

>>82077425
It should be me

Need Felix back pronto!

>>82077369
99% is not good enough
you need to make sure sure

>>82076260
>Had a big thing about mine typed up but accidentally deleted it because I'm a retard.
That's a shame, I like it when you get verbose

Take your sister to the movies.

>>82077943
Post it
lll

>>82077982
If the movie gets boring here's a trick to keep things interesting.

Would you be your own mom's pimp?
(jfc what's wrong with this generation)

>>82078457
Mothers are meant to be held and treasured by their sons, not whored out for cash. God damn this actually pisses me off.

>>82078457
If my mom wanted to do onlyfans I'd try my best to get her not to. If she was still gonna do it I'd demand to be the photographer and shooting partner

>>82078500
what about escobar's mom?

hej everyone
my mom finally left the house today because she had to pick up her packages from the post or they would be sent back and my brother stayed home. He even said she wanted him to go with her but he said he has a lot of stuff to do on the pc and had to promise to her he won't go to my room or talk to me at all. But he did come to my room and we kind of had a talk but i don't know if it was a good one or not. He was acting so strange like i could barely recognize him. We spend a lot of time together so i know what he is usually like and can sometimes predict what he is going to say but this time he was so strange and like not himself, he is usually so cool and just like super confident, like i really love his personality, but now he was so diffirent and he didn't even say much like he was swallowing a lot of words or just stopping sentences in a mumble. I kind of told him more about the stuff that people from this thread told me i should say because they said a guy would like to hear those things, but i honestly can't read his reactions here, i don't know if i made things better or worse. The talk wasn't that long but i felt like we could have talked more but he just kind of ended it with this like, worried sigh, and then kissed my forehead and told me to rest and left.
I don't know if this is good or not but i hope he sees now that i mean it and i'm not just having some weird phase and that i just want to make him happy and give him the loyal and loving relationship he was trying to get from all those stupid whores

>>82078603
>I kind of told him more about the stuff that people from this thread told me i should say
>worried sigh
Which specific thing did you tell him? Did you reassure him that you wouldn't act obsessively in love with him around your mom? He's probably worried you won't be able to keep your cool around mom and he'll be forced to move out.

>>82075619
Hapa-chan's dad has to know

>>82078603
You told him about your weirdo friends in the incest internet forum?

>>82078603
so.. what did he say to you?

>>82078603
>ended it with this like, worried sigh
Maybe because you'e brother also hopes it's just a phase and just wants his sister back? Just wants things to go back to normal?

>>82077425
The understanding that a mother and her only/oldest son must share the same bed until he says otherwise needs to be mainstream.

>>82078682
first i want to say, maybe it was a worried sigh, maybe it was diffirent. As i said, he was acting really strange, i couldn't read his emotions much because he was so not himself. I liked that he showed me this side of him like it was interesting but also confusing because i really was lost in what is going on in his head, where as usually i think i have at least a decent idea
But what i told him specific was kind of how it's not a phase. When i confessed to him on the couch back then i didn't really get into any specifics, so he probably thought i just started feeling this recently and it's a phase because he opened it with like Hey listen, i get it, when i turned 19, i thought i was going to marry my gf and move to norway, like he started this story trying to relate to my age and i realized he thinks i only started feeling like this now and it's a phase so i kinda cut him off and i basically poured my heart out a bit in a bit louder tone, not yelling at him because i don't want to and physically can't, but like i said this in my rant. Maybe not 100 percent accurate, but i'm trying to remember it and translating, here goes:

i need to split this into 3 things because it's too long, sorry

So he is talking, says the thing about him turning and norway, and then i cut him off and just rant out this
You think this is something i'm just feeling now because i'm bored? I loved since we were like little dumbass, did you never notice how i never really had a group of friends to spend most of my time with? That's because i wanted to spend my time with you, because i loved you since i knew what having a crush is, why do you think i never had a boyfriend or kissed any other guy? You know there were guys who asked me out right? Because i wanted to save myself for you, because i wanted you to be my first and only for everything. I tried to be pretty or sexy for you but you just wouldn't notice me, so i had to say something. I'm sorry i ran away but do yo have any idea how horrible i felt? You kept bringing home all these other girls, and they pretend like they are my friends while they kiss and touch you in front of me while all i can do is cry myself to sleep dreaming about you holding me like that. And then they fucking cheat on you and hurt you, and all i can do is watch. Please just let me love you please, all i want is make you feel loved, i want to be loyal to you and i want you to chose me and not those fucking sluts.

That was kinda that. I really didn't let him get a word in while i was ranting out with my hurty slightly above a whisper serious voice, it actually hurt like hell on the throat but i didn't care, i was totally zoned out. Well after that he was kind of silent and just started to say something about how i should have just talked to him and that when i ran away he felt horrible and almost crashed his car to blow himself up because he was sure i was dead and thought he caused me to die, and i just said i was really really sorry that i ran away but that i felt like my life was just completly destroyed, and he said it was okay and he is glad i'm alive and back, AND now he did the sigh thing, and said that he needs to take a shower and that he feels like he is getting a headache and asked me if we could talk again later because he is very tired and needs to go to bed. Mom came home a bit after and he didn't come online on discord for the rest of the day either. I really don't know at all what he is thinking. Sure i didn't let him talk for a bit, but overall he was so silent during the whole thing, and so not himself like usual self.

>>82078911
>overall he was so silent during the whole thing
He's afraid of saying the wrong things and hurt you and make you wanna run away again.

>>82078977
but i don't want to run away again. I don't ever want to be away from him like that. This was the worst time in my life, and him saying he was sad because of me leaving and even wanting to do the same thing i wanted to do really made me appreciate how much he cares. I was hurt but i hate that i also hurt him, and i never want to repeat that. My whole suffering was because i had to watch him be hurt by those horrible girls he dated, and all i ever wanted was to just be his girlfriend and do the oposite of hurting him, and make him feel loved and appreciated, and make him know that he is the best guy in the whole world and any girl should be happy to have him, but i want to be the girl he choses, and i want to love him and appreciate him and be loyal and never cheat on him or break his heart like those fucking bitches did

>>82079105
You know what will also hurt him? If you tell mom the truth and she decides to keep you apart for the foreseeable future.
Tell mom it's just a phase, your mind was in a bad place, you'll get over it, etc.

>>82078603
>>82078902
>>82078911

can you please fuck off these threads?

you are clearly mentally ill and you
need to go get some help around you instead of spamming on the wrong thread about the wrong topics

this isnt the "i want to fuck my brother and be homeless cuz im braindead" thread

go to /b's incest thread you absolute moron,
same goes for the orbiters.

>>82079331
We take in all people that want to fuck their family dumbass. We have multiple people that frequent this thread that are in relationships with their siblings she can get advice from. She's also in the Central European Timezone, we need all the European posters we can get so the threads don't on occasion randomly die in the middle of the night.

>>82075215 (OP)
>Oyakodon
Only CHADSON gets that.

>>82078911
>now he did the sigh thing, and said that he needs to take a shower and that he feels like he is getting a headache and asked me if we could talk again later because he is very tired and needs to go to bed.
He was probably thinking "oh fuck, oh fuck, I don't know what to do now". Nomi, you gotta be prepared for anything, because you dropped one hell of a bombshell on him and it's going to take him time to process it all. Just give him time and space, okay? And be prepared for the worst, that he might just let you down - given everything that's happened, he might just need to feel like things are back to relative normal before he can really approach this calmly.

>>82079425
ok newfag,
the last thread was just her shitting it up,
if you want to simp for mentally ill girls there's no shortage of them around you
stop simping for some braindead girl spamming in the wrong thread

incels here are legit simping for literal homeless white trash, get some standards

>>82079590
Bro calm the fuck down, we're in the momcest thread on /r9k/, what the fuck kind of moral superiority can anyone here claim? Unless you're one of those guys who comes to these threads to larp and quietly laugh at the "freaks" who want to fuck their family.

>>82079590
nomi's homeless drama was the most exciting content we've had in a long while

>>82079331
>>82079590
Take your own advice and fuck off already
Maybe in /b/ you'll finally find someone willing to play Faggot Stepdad with you

My eyes read "nomi" but my brain reads "nami", I've been picturing her as the girl from One Piece all this time

>>82079812
I don't think it's the cuckposter, I think it's the retard that makes the hag threads on /trash/.

>>82075283
>@Dexter
Another solid weekend but the remarkable thing is I managed to get us to sit down and discuss the stuff in the relationship that has been bothering the both of us, great talk and we made good progress. Looking forward to this weekend.

>>82077062
It's nice that you're excited but I think you're putting the cart before the horse, the last thing you need is getting your hopes up only for her boyfriend you didn't know existed to swoop in and move in with her.

>>82078911
How do you say ITS OVER in swedish? I don't want to be a dick but I don't see a future here.

>"uhh not cool bro can you fuck away off from these threads already? ur mentally ill and this thread is for sane people"
>thread in question is about a bunch of degenerate pornbrains who wanna fuck their own mothers

people really struggle with self perception no matter who they are

>>82080185
>you guise are so hecking mean to me :( all I want is to play faggot stepdad and cuckspam
At least you bump the thread, you're not 100% useless

>>82080146
>we made good progress
So she's still not completely able to balance being mother and lover? What's the lingering issues?

>>82080202
>play faggot stepdad
can you stop this schizo gimmick?

>>82080267
stop being anti-dimes then
we'll switch up your gimmick when you manage that

>>82080146
>discuss the stuff in the relationship that has been bothering the both of us and we made good progress
DETAILS DEETAILS!

Vacation with mommy!

>>82075215 (OP)
>when mommy compares you with CHADSON

>>82080251
>>82080283
I had a pretty good read on what was bothering her but not why it was bothering her. The problem according to her is not that any day I could get bored and leave her, the problem is I wouldn't. While she might be a hot piece of ass now(I made her say it) she's worried 10-15-20 years from now she won't be anymore and she'll need a hip replacement and knee surgeries and pills and she won't be able to keep up in bed with me anymore and she'll be going senile and still I wouldn't leave her since she raised me to be a man of my word. She doesn't wanna burden me.

>>82076768
If you enjoy walking together, you can try exploring the area she moved into with her. Try walking around town, going to some shops, and visiting a local restaurants. There are likely a lot of activities you can do that can turn into mini dates. Even though I said date, I wouldn't do anything overtly romantic or do something like try to pay for dinner. Keep it casual while also trying to increase the amount of physical contact. If the area is safe, I would recommend going at night so you can try spending the night and see if you can progress things further.

Did she move out for school? How far away is her apartment from your home?

>>82078902
>>82078911
It sounds like you've done everything you can. At this point, you will just have to wait for his reply. You did a good job, conveying your feelings. If he's frustrated and doesn't know what to say, you may want to give him some multiple choice questions like, " Would you ever consider us being a couple?" Make sure it's not just 'yes' or 'no.' Tell him he can say that he doesn't know or needs to think about it. Don't pressure him to answer. You also need to prepare yourself for whatever answer he gives. If he says no, you have to accept that. Your feelings don't have to change but you need to figure out a way you can exist with your current circumstances.

>>82080558
>she's worried 10-15-20 years from now she won't be anymore
Realistically you'll also be less horny and worse looking by then. Wouldn't you be in your mid 40s?

>>82080558
At the same time, you should know we haven't had many stories about long term mom/son relationships and how they develop. Seems like they tend to not last very long in most cases.

>>82080558
shit's heavy
so what progress did you make and how'd ya make it?

>>82080621
>not last very long in most cases
Hey now, just because finnanon, Gothmom anon, Throatmom-anon, and many others haven't updated doesn't mean they're not still going strong.

>>82079590
The issue is that this series of threads is dependent on people posting their stories/issues and people haven't been posting about them. Whenever new people or regulars post, anons are always receptive, so the issue isn't that people want to change the threads focus. People are just discussing a tangent until the thread pick up momentum again. Without the sibling posters, the thread is a glacially slow porn thread for older women, a series of bump post or some sad dude with self-esteem issues talking to himself about his cuck fantasies.

the longest story would be paintanon, which shoud be around 13 yrs at this point. his mom been pushing him away though for a long time to get his own family. but he was too far gone for that.

>>82079731
God, I really want a mommy gf like Mal.

This is what the perfect woman looks like to me, right down to the belly and bush.

>>82080620
>>82080621
>>82080646
>you are my mother, I love you and I'm in love with you, I might fall out of love with you one day but I'll always love you and I'll always take care of you
Told her that with the same tone and gravity she used to say she felt like my wife already and that almost did the trick, but she also made me swear on her very life that if she ever became more trouble that she was worth I'd end things and we'd go back to being just mother and son.
Having settled that my problems felt really small in comparison, we talked those out too and looked for a solution.

>>82080910
you mean your frustration over not crossing items off the sex list fast enough?
how'd you solve that?

Cuckbro leave nomi alone. She is not homeless white trash she just ran from home and was homeless for like a week or something and alamost died in that time period alone. I heavily doubt she will ever do that again
Nomi you did good having a big talk. Now just reassure him you can keep a secret. And absolutely tell your mom it was a phase and you are over it. Mom needs to know you dont love your brother. Bromi needs to know you really love him. But you told him you kept yourself a virgin for him. Thats huge. A guy who was cheated on many times? Probably has self value at 0. Telling him this will make him feel so valuable and treasured. Its good. He is so loved his sister kept herself pure for him

>>82080910
>used to say she felt like my wife already
Buy her a ring to hammer the point home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-s2DBr1rGs&list=RDW-s2DBr1rGs&start_radio=1&pp=ygUhY2hvY29sYXRlIHB1bWEgYWx3YXlzIGFuZCBmb3JldmVyoAcB

>>82081023
Her problem solved my problem, I was right about her hesitation and fear of commitment after all. I simply told her I want more out of her in our relationship, in bed and outside of bed. I told her when we are out of the house we can keep being mom&son but once we're behind closed doors it should be man&woman, no more Mom, I want Michelle. She very visibly blushed.
She said she'll give me Michelle, if it's for/with me she's willing to try more stuff in bed but she also warned me to be patient and to lower my expectations, she's not a pornstar, just a lonely old woman in love. And since I was in the mood to ask for stuff she too had demands, she told me the weekends are not enough anymore and now she wants one night during the workweek for us to have dates.
And she told me she'd have a surprise for me this weekend, can't wait.

>>82081222
I'm looking into it, I'll give it to her when we're in mexico this winter. To be frank with you I just wanna spend every cent I make on her.

When I was 15 I had a sexual relationship with my aunt (actually my mom's cousin, so my 1st cousin once removed, I think). She was in her early 30s. She lived near us and I would go to her place after school a few days a week since my mom was working nights at the time. Our relationship started out with her emotionally dumping all of her problems on me about her ex-boyfriend and stuff like that. Then she got cuddly when we would watch TV or play videogames. Eventually we started smoking weed together and she made comments about how smoking weed made her horny, which led to kissing and oral sex. This went on for a few more weeks before we started fucking.

After a few months she got back with her ex-boyfriend, (actually, I'm not sure they had officially broken up since I saw that degenerate around her house occasionally) she told me this when we were in bed together after we had sex. She said that we couldn't be together like this anymore and that we needed to stop. Afterwards, her demeanor towards me completely changed, she became cold and distant. I felt betrayed and became very depressed. A few months later she apparently was caught stealing from her employer and skipped out of town, and I never saw her again after that.

>>82081546
>an incestual rebound
I believe that's a first in this place, we have a fellow aunt-fucker here too
Sorry about what she put you through

>>82081395
Based, make this image a reality

I got a question for the women in the thread:

If you could just magically make all obstacles go away and have your way, what would your life look like?
Would you go back in time and correct the past, or would you keep those mistakes intact?
Just go crazy with it, I wanna pick your brains

>>82082677
I can only think of one change I would really make. Life has had its lows for me but some of the bad stuff led directly to stuff that I'm not sure would have happened otherwise. I would be losing big parts of who I am by changing that. But the one change I WOULD make is just buying fucking bitcoin when it was a novelty. I knew about it and just didn't think it would take off.

What was Billie Eilish's brother looking at?

>>82082677
Nomi's nip rings really sent you guys over the edge, huh?

>>82081395
>I want more in bed
what do you have in mind?

>>82084516
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81132539/#81158404
He also list last thread the list keeps growing

It's still so weird to me how this of all things became the sex symbol of gen z and now you got thousands of girls nomi included trying to ape her look

>>82084559
you can help dex by expanding his list

Dextermom is like a unicorn from a fairy tale. Me jelly.

>>82081395
>she too had demands, she told me the weekends are not enough anymore and now she wants one night during the workweek for us to have dates
based crafty hag

>>82081546
hot

did you cum inside of her?

>>82084417
Meh, I've never understood it

The people in this general have the horrible fucking habit of only replying to someone hours after they're gone because the necrobump is more important than the conversation

>>82086140
Most of the time you're not wrong, but sometimes the late replies are because of timezone differences and people sleeping desu

>>82086140
THIS
Imagine pouring out your heart and confessing something this big, which is basically the /mcg/ rite of passage, only to get *crickets*
No wonder we can't retain posters

>>82086140
So call them out directly then, fucking pussy
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>>82086140
Or some people can't be in the thread all day? What even is this?

>>82081602
It was his Mom's cousin, hardly counts as incest. He could legally have married her.

>>82084559
>making a sweet old lady cosplay as a hooker
Didn't know Dexter was a patrician

>>82084986
Any young girl with even a passing interest in cosplay will have grown up with Belle as one of her idols

>>82084986
Yeah but they wanna mimic her look to make an onlyfans. Nomi is a sweet girl who is tryig to mimic her because her brother husband is a zoomer who goons to belle so she selflessly wants to give him his own belle to fuck

I experiment with self bondage a lot, because I have no idea where or how to find like minded people who're into that type of shit around me.
I'll just cut to the chase. My mom found me tied spread eagle in my bed a few months back. I was just in boxers a blind fold, and a gag too, because it felt fun. But when I heard her come home and call out my name, and when I realized I'd fucked up the knots and couldn't get myself out myself, I was mortified.
She didn't fuck me or anything. She tickled me. I don't have a kink for tickling. But I do have one for feeling helpless. So I had a raging boner, the embarrassment of which just made me even hornier. There's no way she didn't notice.
She took my blindfold off and untied my wrists. I took my gag off myself.
She teased me about it then and still teases me about it. She calls me Boy Scout now when she's in a teasing mood, since I was once one, and she figures that's where I learned the knots.
She says she's sure I'll make a lucky lady very happy one day. She's started complimenting my body more since catching me. It's more in an appraising way than flirty.
I of course fantasize about her now. Mainly about her being my Mistress. I want to tie myself up again with the purpose of her catching me. The thought of it sends a thrill through my body.

>>82086140
yup
our regulars didnt start out as regulars
they became regulars after people were interested in their stories and engaged with them
without that /mcg/ is just one guy dumping his obese pornstar folder and talking to himself about ntr

>>82087764
Hot as fuck and obviously genuine anon. How old are you and your mom? What does she look like? I wish you every success on your quest. I think your mother's reaction is extremely encouraging.

>>82087764
>found me tied spread eagle in my bed, in boxers a blind fold, and a gag too
Like BTK

>>82087764
>antasize about her now. Mainly about her being my Mistress
Just ask her, anon. Tell her it's hard to find partners to live out your fantasies.