Thread 82075215

Oyakodon Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories on milfs, your own lovely mom or any other relatives you fancy. Cucks, cuckposting, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

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Topic: How much does your family like you? Are you their favorite relative? Who is your favorite relative?

Update anons, what's going on in your lives?
@rlg
@Brosis
@Ass-Masseur
@confession anon
@OP-M
@auntfem
@Throatmom-anon
@Gothmom anon
@Improve anon
@punic anon
@D-cup anon
@Cuzcbro
@Andrewanon
@Dexter
@Hapa-chan
@Bathmom
@Mine anon
@Felix
@Enon
@Neet-chan
@Boobs guy
@Escobar
@Finger
@Stripmom anon
@Plankfem
@Mousemom anon
@Catfish anon
@Nomi
@Pinecest Bro

Having weekends off was a good idea

>>82075488
Maybe, I think this'll still be an active week though.

>>82075283
>@everyone
Fuck off to discord

>Nomi's Bromi
>Hapa's Hapapa
>Brosis' Sisbro
I've been thinking about /ourgirls/ and the men in their lives.
What goes through their minds? How aware are they of what's really going on? Do they blame themselves? If there were no consequences would they reciprocate the feelings?
I know half of this general would kill to be in Nomi's bro's shoes but what makes those dudes tick?

>>82075619
>If there were no consequences would they reciprocate

I find this a useless thought experiment.
>If there was quicksaving, would you do (something) for shits and giggles?
The answer is always yes.

You guys did make your mom brunch for Sonday, right?

>girl on twitter said she's dating her mom
>they make out, go on dates, she wants to push further
>today the account is just gone
>never wrote down the @ or took a screenshot, no way to see if there is like an archive or anything

goddammit

Whatever happened to catfishanon? Don't know if we ever got an update on any progress he made with his mom

>>82075619
Had a big thing about mine typed up but accidentally deleted it because I'm a retard. The gist of my thoughts are that he wants to look, and be, "normal". But, like me, he can only really fake it. His wife and all them, they love the normal him that he puts on for society. I know and understand and love what he's really like under that, because I'm the same way. We were damaged in the same way and I think we fit together in a way he never could with anyone else. He does definitely blame himself for things that happened when we were children, though, and I think maybe if my timing had been better he would have been okay with disappearing together. I think he'd be happier that way too.

>>82076255
He posted a couple more times after his initial thread appearance, he should graduate to trying stuff IRL desu.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81824811/#81835364 https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81903230/#81956793

>>82076260
what are the chances of baby #2 happening?

>>82076536
I'd like another. I think he could be convinced. Probably going to be a bit if it happens at all. The baby is in no rush to stop nursing, which does affect hormones in a way that I guess makes getting pregnant a lot harder. Been told I don't even need to start worrying about weaning her for quite some time yet.

>>82075215 (OP)
we have one of the most famous footballers in the world on our side bros momcest is gonna take over the world we'll be on the winning team

>>82076495
Oh I remember these, was hoping there'd be more updates from him after those

>>82075619
>leaving out plankfem
cringe

>>82075215 (OP)
hello, it is the guy who was helping his older sister move into her first apartment in the last thread, i am back with a small update. also, someone in there named me and my sister link and midna so im sticking with the name link.

So i went over to my sister's new apartment again yesterday morning to help build her bed, which will probably fall apart cuz im a moron but whatever. i pretty much built it by myself which was fine, my sister would bring me drinks and talk to me which was nice. at one point she was laying on her stomach, holding her head up with her hands, like on her chin. she looked really cute. but i was too much of a pussy to really test the waters again, which im regretting now. after i had finished building the bed, we put the mattress on and she sat on it and started bouncing slightly, like she was testing its comfort and making sure it wouldnt immediately fall apart, which made her boobs bounce a little, and i had to do everything in my power to not get a hard on. then she reached out and grabbed my arm and told me to sit on the bed with her, so we did and just talked for a while until i thought it was best to leave. on my way out again she hugged me tightly and said thank you etc. i feel stupid for not trying something, but im kind of an autistic pussy and dont know how to really navigate normal flirting, let alone flirting in this situation. also i dont want to make her uncomfortable or anything. i would like to try to see her tonight, we sometimes go on walks through the park so i might ask if she wants to do that. not sure what i'd try there though, but i want to do something to make up for being a dumbass

>>82075283
There you go, I was about to say you forgot the new kid
>>82076768
It sounds like you're beating up yourself over nothing

>>82076768
you gotta do something, anon. Lose the inhibition.
Just make it look playful and not like you're about to r*pe her. Very important.

>>82076768
Dang link-anon, she wanted to cuddle on the bed and let you accidentally touch her boobs. Stop fumbling it.

>>82076863
Nah go slow for now, don't worry about it. Moving too quick never works out well.

>>82076814
yeah probably.

>>82076863
>Just make it look playful and not like you're about to r*pe her. Very important.
im very afraid of accidentally crossing that line desu. if she wants to hang out tonight i might drink a beer beforehand to calm my nerves. and i gotta figure out a way to flirt playfully

>>82076889
would be great if true! im not sure tho.

>>82076894
this is also something im worried about, like moving it too fast. but i also dont want to be stuck at a snail's pace and have it go nowhere. cuz if there is a possibility of it going somewhere, i will do anything to go there

>>82076924
She's obv trying to act cute and flirty with you. I think. And she's very likely noticed you acting a bit odd around her, so she's probably intrigued. So, if it looks like she's trying to initiate something, play along, don't pull back.

>>82076900
>>82076924
If I remember correctly you said both you and your sister are socially retarded, right?
But are you socially retarded with each other?
And while we're here check out the bodytype chart and pick the one your sis fits the most

>>82076996
i think youre right about the acting cute and flirty thing, but im not really sure it means something. next time i sense it tho im gonna try and match her and see where it goes.

>>82077003
we're not really socially weird around each other, no. we're both fine with our immediate family socially.
Body shape wise, shes probably most like A, if A was slightly chubbier. Although its hard to tell because ive never really seen her naked or in underwear or anything. and she has never ever dressed in anything that is even remotely revealing

>>82077062
>ive never really seen her naked or in underwear or anything. and she has never ever dressed in anything that is even remotely revealing
So the complete opposite of Nomi's situation
Well we know why she loves her brother, what about you?
Why do you love your sister?

>>82077062
Don't think of it necessarily as an incest thing.
Your sis is probably desperate to get some sort of affection from a guy, and you just happen to be a guy...

>>82077134
since we're only a year apart in age, we've always kinda been close, except for a little bit at the start of puberty. dont really want to get into it too much on here but when we were kids our dad was a real asshole and i think that pushed us closer together as well. we started getting this close again probably around 16/17, we'd joke with each other a lot and just generally enjoyed hanging out. probably partly because we were/are so weird socially with people. but mostly i just love her as a sister and a friend, i care about her a lot but im not sure i'd really love to runaway with her and have her be my wife or anything like that.

>>82077136
youre probably right. i texted her and she said she'd like to go to the park tonight so hopefully all goes well and i can try something out

>>82077193
>she'd like to go to the park tonight so hopefully all goes well and i can try something out
It's more likely for things to happen when you're on a bed, not in the park.

>>82077232
That's true for sexual things but feelings can still be stoked from tender walks in the park.

>>82077193
Before you start daydreaming too hard and end up hurting yourself you need to make sure the coast is clear and there isn't already a guy in her life

>>82077232
true but i cant just get her into bed. also i like the park :)

>>82077326
im basically 99% sure there isnt a guy in her life

This is turning into /scg/ aaaa AAAAAA

>>82075619
I'd be more interested in seeing how'd they react to reading what their relatives/girlfriends have said about them in the past
It ranges from adorable to raunchy as all fuck

>>82077399
Eh, the sibling enjoyers haven't had anywhere to call home for a long time they can take over the thread for a few weeks.

>>82077425
that's punic anon on vacation

>>82077425
It should be me

Need Felix back pronto!

>>82077369
99% is not good enough
you need to make sure sure

>>82076260
>Had a big thing about mine typed up but accidentally deleted it because I'm a retard.
That's a shame, I like it when you get verbose

Take your sister to the movies.

>>82077943
Post it
lll

>>82077982
If the movie gets boring here's a trick to keep things interesting.

Would you be your own mom's pimp?
(jfc what's wrong with this generation)

>>82078457
Mothers are meant to be held and treasured by their sons, not whored out for cash. God damn this actually pisses me off.

>>82078457
If my mom wanted to do onlyfans I'd try my best to get her not to. If she was still gonna do it I'd demand to be the photographer and shooting partner

>>82078500
what about escobar's mom?

hej everyone
my mom finally left the house today because she had to pick up her packages from the post or they would be sent back and my brother stayed home. He even said she wanted him to go with her but he said he has a lot of stuff to do on the pc and had to promise to her he won't go to my room or talk to me at all. But he did come to my room and we kind of had a talk but i don't know if it was a good one or not. He was acting so strange like i could barely recognize him. We spend a lot of time together so i know what he is usually like and can sometimes predict what he is going to say but this time he was so strange and like not himself, he is usually so cool and just like super confident, like i really love his personality, but now he was so diffirent and he didn't even say much like he was swallowing a lot of words or just stopping sentences in a mumble. I kind of told him more about the stuff that people from this thread told me i should say because they said a guy would like to hear those things, but i honestly can't read his reactions here, i don't know if i made things better or worse. The talk wasn't that long but i felt like we could have talked more but he just kind of ended it with this like, worried sigh, and then kissed my forehead and told me to rest and left.
I don't know if this is good or not but i hope he sees now that i mean it and i'm not just having some weird phase and that i just want to make him happy and give him the loyal and loving relationship he was trying to get from all those stupid whores

>>82078603
>I kind of told him more about the stuff that people from this thread told me i should say
>worried sigh
Which specific thing did you tell him? Did you reassure him that you wouldn't act obsessively in love with him around your mom? He's probably worried you won't be able to keep your cool around mom and he'll be forced to move out.

>>82075619
Hapa-chan's dad has to know

>>82078603
You told him about your weirdo friends in the incest internet forum?

>>82078603
so.. what did he say to you?

>>82078603
>ended it with this like, worried sigh
Maybe because you'e brother also hopes it's just a phase and just wants his sister back? Just wants things to go back to normal?

>>82077425
The understanding that a mother and her only/oldest son must share the same bed until he says otherwise needs to be mainstream.

>>82078682
first i want to say, maybe it was a worried sigh, maybe it was diffirent. As i said, he was acting really strange, i couldn't read his emotions much because he was so not himself. I liked that he showed me this side of him like it was interesting but also confusing because i really was lost in what is going on in his head, where as usually i think i have at least a decent idea
But what i told him specific was kind of how it's not a phase. When i confessed to him on the couch back then i didn't really get into any specifics, so he probably thought i just started feeling this recently and it's a phase because he opened it with like Hey listen, i get it, when i turned 19, i thought i was going to marry my gf and move to norway, like he started this story trying to relate to my age and i realized he thinks i only started feeling like this now and it's a phase so i kinda cut him off and i basically poured my heart out a bit in a bit louder tone, not yelling at him because i don't want to and physically can't, but like i said this in my rant. Maybe not 100 percent accurate, but i'm trying to remember it and translating, here goes:

i need to split this into 3 things because it's too long, sorry

So he is talking, says the thing about him turning and norway, and then i cut him off and just rant out this
You think this is something i'm just feeling now because i'm bored? I loved since we were like little dumbass, did you never notice how i never really had a group of friends to spend most of my time with? That's because i wanted to spend my time with you, because i loved you since i knew what having a crush is, why do you think i never had a boyfriend or kissed any other guy? You know there were guys who asked me out right? Because i wanted to save myself for you, because i wanted you to be my first and only for everything. I tried to be pretty or sexy for you but you just wouldn't notice me, so i had to say something. I'm sorry i ran away but do yo have any idea how horrible i felt? You kept bringing home all these other girls, and they pretend like they are my friends while they kiss and touch you in front of me while all i can do is cry myself to sleep dreaming about you holding me like that. And then they fucking cheat on you and hurt you, and all i can do is watch. Please just let me love you please, all i want is make you feel loved, i want to be loyal to you and i want you to chose me and not those fucking sluts.

That was kinda that. I really didn't let him get a word in while i was ranting out with my hurty slightly above a whisper serious voice, it actually hurt like hell on the throat but i didn't care, i was totally zoned out. Well after that he was kind of silent and just started to say something about how i should have just talked to him and that when i ran away he felt horrible and almost crashed his car to blow himself up because he was sure i was dead and thought he caused me to die, and i just said i was really really sorry that i ran away but that i felt like my life was just completly destroyed, and he said it was okay and he is glad i'm alive and back, AND now he did the sigh thing, and said that he needs to take a shower and that he feels like he is getting a headache and asked me if we could talk again later because he is very tired and needs to go to bed. Mom came home a bit after and he didn't come online on discord for the rest of the day either. I really don't know at all what he is thinking. Sure i didn't let him talk for a bit, but overall he was so silent during the whole thing, and so not himself like usual self.

>>82078911
>overall he was so silent during the whole thing
He's afraid of saying the wrong things and hurt you and make you wanna run away again.

>>82078977
but i don't want to run away again. I don't ever want to be away from him like that. This was the worst time in my life, and him saying he was sad because of me leaving and even wanting to do the same thing i wanted to do really made me appreciate how much he cares. I was hurt but i hate that i also hurt him, and i never want to repeat that. My whole suffering was because i had to watch him be hurt by those horrible girls he dated, and all i ever wanted was to just be his girlfriend and do the oposite of hurting him, and make him feel loved and appreciated, and make him know that he is the best guy in the whole world and any girl should be happy to have him, but i want to be the girl he choses, and i want to love him and appreciate him and be loyal and never cheat on him or break his heart like those fucking bitches did

>>82079105
You know what will also hurt him? If you tell mom the truth and she decides to keep you apart for the foreseeable future.
Tell mom it's just a phase, your mind was in a bad place, you'll get over it, etc.

>>82078603
>>82078902
>>82078911

can you please fuck off these threads?

you are clearly mentally ill and you
need to go get some help around you instead of spamming on the wrong thread about the wrong topics

this isnt the "i want to fuck my brother and be homeless cuz im braindead" thread

go to /b's incest thread you absolute moron,
same goes for the orbiters.

>>82079331
We take in all people that want to fuck their family dumbass. We have multiple people that frequent this thread that are in relationships with their siblings she can get advice from. She's also in the Central European Timezone, we need all the European posters we can get so the threads don't on occasion randomly die in the middle of the night.

>>82075215 (OP)
>Oyakodon
Only CHADSON gets that.

>>82078911
>now he did the sigh thing, and said that he needs to take a shower and that he feels like he is getting a headache and asked me if we could talk again later because he is very tired and needs to go to bed.
He was probably thinking "oh fuck, oh fuck, I don't know what to do now". Nomi, you gotta be prepared for anything, because you dropped one hell of a bombshell on him and it's going to take him time to process it all. Just give him time and space, okay? And be prepared for the worst, that he might just let you down - given everything that's happened, he might just need to feel like things are back to relative normal before he can really approach this calmly.

>>82079425
ok newfag,
the last thread was just her shitting it up,
if you want to simp for mentally ill girls there's no shortage of them around you
stop simping for some braindead girl spamming in the wrong thread

incels here are legit simping for literal homeless white trash, get some standards

>>82079590
Bro calm the fuck down, we're in the momcest thread on /r9k/, what the fuck kind of moral superiority can anyone here claim? Unless you're one of those guys who comes to these threads to larp and quietly laugh at the "freaks" who want to fuck their family.

>>82079590
nomi's homeless drama was the most exciting content we've had in a long while

>>82079331
>>82079590
Take your own advice and fuck off already
Maybe in /b/ you'll finally find someone willing to play Faggot Stepdad with you

My eyes read "nomi" but my brain reads "nami", I've been picturing her as the girl from One Piece all this time

>>82079812
I don't think it's the cuckposter, I think it's the retard that makes the hag threads on /trash/.

>>82075283
>@Dexter
Another solid weekend but the remarkable thing is I managed to get us to sit down and discuss the stuff in the relationship that has been bothering the both of us, great talk and we made good progress. Looking forward to this weekend.

>>82077062
It's nice that you're excited but I think you're putting the cart before the horse, the last thing you need is getting your hopes up only for her boyfriend you didn't know existed to swoop in and move in with her.

>>82078911
How do you say ITS OVER in swedish? I don't want to be a dick but I don't see a future here.

>"uhh not cool bro can you fuck away off from these threads already? ur mentally ill and this thread is for sane people"
>thread in question is about a bunch of degenerate pornbrains who wanna fuck their own mothers

people really struggle with self perception no matter who they are

>>82080185
>you guise are so hecking mean to me :( all I want is to play faggot stepdad and cuckspam
At least you bump the thread, you're not 100% useless

>>82080146
>we made good progress
So she's still not completely able to balance being mother and lover? What's the lingering issues?

>>82080202
>play faggot stepdad
can you stop this schizo gimmick?

>>82080267
stop being anti-dimes then
we'll switch up your gimmick when you manage that

>>82080146
>discuss the stuff in the relationship that has been bothering the both of us and we made good progress
DETAILS DEETAILS!

Vacation with mommy!

>>82075215 (OP)
>when mommy compares you with CHADSON

>>82080251
>>82080283
I had a pretty good read on what was bothering her but not why it was bothering her. The problem according to her is not that any day I could get bored and leave her, the problem is I wouldn't. While she might be a hot piece of ass now(I made her say it) she's worried 10-15-20 years from now she won't be anymore and she'll need a hip replacement and knee surgeries and pills and she won't be able to keep up in bed with me anymore and she'll be going senile and still I wouldn't leave her since she raised me to be a man of my word. She doesn't wanna burden me.

>>82076768
If you enjoy walking together, you can try exploring the area she moved into with her. Try walking around town, going to some shops, and visiting a local restaurants. There are likely a lot of activities you can do that can turn into mini dates. Even though I said date, I wouldn't do anything overtly romantic or do something like try to pay for dinner. Keep it casual while also trying to increase the amount of physical contact. If the area is safe, I would recommend going at night so you can try spending the night and see if you can progress things further.

Did she move out for school? How far away is her apartment from your home?

>>82078902
>>82078911
It sounds like you've done everything you can. At this point, you will just have to wait for his reply. You did a good job, conveying your feelings. If he's frustrated and doesn't know what to say, you may want to give him some multiple choice questions like, " Would you ever consider us being a couple?" Make sure it's not just 'yes' or 'no.' Tell him he can say that he doesn't know or needs to think about it. Don't pressure him to answer. You also need to prepare yourself for whatever answer he gives. If he says no, you have to accept that. Your feelings don't have to change but you need to figure out a way you can exist with your current circumstances.

>>82080558
>she's worried 10-15-20 years from now she won't be anymore
Realistically you'll also be less horny and worse looking by then. Wouldn't you be in your mid 40s?

>>82080558
At the same time, you should know we haven't had many stories about long term mom/son relationships and how they develop. Seems like they tend to not last very long in most cases.

>>82080558
shit's heavy
so what progress did you make and how'd ya make it?

>>82080621
>not last very long in most cases
Hey now, just because finnanon, Gothmom anon, Throatmom-anon, and many others haven't updated doesn't mean they're not still going strong.

>>82079590
The issue is that this series of threads is dependent on people posting their stories/issues and people haven't been posting about them. Whenever new people or regulars post, anons are always receptive, so the issue isn't that people want to change the threads focus. People are just discussing a tangent until the thread pick up momentum again. Without the sibling posters, the thread is a glacially slow porn thread for older women, a series of bump post or some sad dude with self-esteem issues talking to himself about his cuck fantasies.

the longest story would be paintanon, which shoud be around 13 yrs at this point. his mom been pushing him away though for a long time to get his own family. but he was too far gone for that.

>>82079731
God, I really want a mommy gf like Mal.

This is what the perfect woman looks like to me, right down to the belly and bush.

>>82080620
>>82080621
>>82080646
>you are my mother, I love you and I'm in love with you, I might fall out of love with you one day but I'll always love you and I'll always take care of you
Told her that with the same tone and gravity she used to say she felt like my wife already and that almost did the trick, but she also made me swear on her very life that if she ever became more trouble that she was worth I'd end things and we'd go back to being just mother and son.
Having settled that my problems felt really small in comparison, we talked those out too and looked for a solution.

>>82080910
you mean your frustration over not crossing items off the sex list fast enough?
how'd you solve that?

Cuckbro leave nomi alone. She is not homeless white trash she just ran from home and was homeless for like a week or something and alamost died in that time period alone. I heavily doubt she will ever do that again
Nomi you did good having a big talk. Now just reassure him you can keep a secret. And absolutely tell your mom it was a phase and you are over it. Mom needs to know you dont love your brother. Bromi needs to know you really love him. But you told him you kept yourself a virgin for him. Thats huge. A guy who was cheated on many times? Probably has self value at 0. Telling him this will make him feel so valuable and treasured. Its good. He is so loved his sister kept herself pure for him

>>82080910
>used to say she felt like my wife already
Buy her a ring to hammer the point home

>>82081023
Her problem solved my problem, I was right about her hesitation and fear of commitment after all. I simply told her I want more out of her in our relationship, in bed and outside of bed. I told her when we are out of the house we can keep being mom&son but once we're behind closed doors it should be man&woman, no more Mom, I want Michelle. She very visibly blushed.
She said she'll give me Michelle, if it's for/with me she's willing to try more stuff in bed but she also warned me to be patient and to lower my expectations, she's not a pornstar, just a lonely old woman in love. And since I was in the mood to ask for stuff she too had demands, she told me the weekends are not enough anymore and now she wants one night during the workweek for us to have dates.
And she told me she'd have a surprise for me this weekend, can't wait.

>>82081222
I'm looking into it, I'll give it to her when we're in mexico this winter. To be frank with you I just wanna spend every cent I make on her.

When I was 15 I had a sexual relationship with my aunt (actually my mom's cousin, so my 1st cousin once removed, I think). She was in her early 30s. She lived near us and I would go to her place after school a few days a week since my mom was working nights at the time. Our relationship started out with her emotionally dumping all of her problems on me about her ex-boyfriend and stuff like that. Then she got cuddly when we would watch TV or play videogames. Eventually we started smoking weed together and she made comments about how smoking weed made her horny, which led to kissing and oral sex. This went on for a few more weeks before we started fucking.

After a few months she got back with her ex-boyfriend, (actually, I'm not sure they had officially broken up since I saw that degenerate around her house occasionally) she told me this when we were in bed together after we had sex. She said that we couldn't be together like this anymore and that we needed to stop. Afterwards, her demeanor towards me completely changed, she became cold and distant. I felt betrayed and became very depressed. A few months later she apparently was caught stealing from her employer and skipped out of town, and I never saw her again after that.

>>82081546
>an incestual rebound
I believe that's a first in this place, we have a fellow aunt-fucker here too
Sorry about what she put you through

>>82081395
Based, make this image a reality

I got a question for the women in the thread:

If you could just magically make all obstacles go away and have your way, what would your life look like?
Would you go back in time and correct the past, or would you keep those mistakes intact?
Just go crazy with it, I wanna pick your brains

>>82082677
I can only think of one change I would really make. Life has had its lows for me but some of the bad stuff led directly to stuff that I'm not sure would have happened otherwise. I would be losing big parts of who I am by changing that. But the one change I WOULD make is just buying fucking bitcoin when it was a novelty. I knew about it and just didn't think it would take off.

What was Billie Eilish's brother looking at?

>>82082677
Nomi's nip rings really sent you guys over the edge, huh?

>>82081395
>I want more in bed
what do you have in mind?

>>82084516
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81132539/#81158404
He also list last thread the list keeps growing

It's still so weird to me how this of all things became the sex symbol of gen z and now you got thousands of girls nomi included trying to ape her look

>>82084559
you can help dex by expanding his list

Dextermom is like a unicorn from a fairy tale. Me jelly.

>>82081395
>she too had demands, she told me the weekends are not enough anymore and now she wants one night during the workweek for us to have dates
based crafty hag

>>82081546
hot

did you cum inside of her?

>>82084417
Meh, I've never understood it

The people in this general have the horrible fucking habit of only replying to someone hours after they're gone because the necrobump is more important than the conversation

>>82086140
Most of the time you're not wrong, but sometimes the late replies are because of timezone differences and people sleeping desu

>>82086140
THIS
Imagine pouring out your heart and confessing something this big, which is basically the /mcg/ rite of passage, only to get *crickets*
No wonder we can't retain posters

>>82086140
So call them out directly then, fucking pussy
>>82086041

>>82086140
Or some people can't be in the thread all day? What even is this?

>>82081602
It was his Mom's cousin, hardly counts as incest. He could legally have married her.

>>82084559
>making a sweet old lady cosplay as a hooker
Didn't know Dexter was a patrician

>>82084986
Any young girl with even a passing interest in cosplay will have grown up with Belle as one of her idols

>>82084986
Yeah but they wanna mimic her look to make an onlyfans. Nomi is a sweet girl who is tryig to mimic her because her brother husband is a zoomer who goons to belle so she selflessly wants to give him his own belle to fuck

I experiment with self bondage a lot, because I have no idea where or how to find like minded people who're into that type of shit around me.
I'll just cut to the chase. My mom found me tied spread eagle in my bed a few months back. I was just in boxers a blind fold, and a gag too, because it felt fun. But when I heard her come home and call out my name, and when I realized I'd fucked up the knots and couldn't get myself out myself, I was mortified.
She didn't fuck me or anything. She tickled me. I don't have a kink for tickling. But I do have one for feeling helpless. So I had a raging boner, the embarrassment of which just made me even hornier. There's no way she didn't notice.
She took my blindfold off and untied my wrists. I took my gag off myself.
She teased me about it then and still teases me about it. She calls me Boy Scout now when she's in a teasing mood, since I was once one, and she figures that's where I learned the knots.
She says she's sure I'll make a lucky lady very happy one day. She's started complimenting my body more since catching me. It's more in an appraising way than flirty.
I of course fantasize about her now. Mainly about her being my Mistress. I want to tie myself up again with the purpose of her catching me. The thought of it sends a thrill through my body.

>>82086140
yup
our regulars didnt start out as regulars
they became regulars after people were interested in their stories and engaged with them
without that /mcg/ is just one guy dumping his obese pornstar folder and talking to himself about ntr

>>82087764
Hot as fuck and obviously genuine anon. How old are you and your mom? What does she look like? I wish you every success on your quest. I think your mother's reaction is extremely encouraging.

>>82087764
>found me tied spread eagle in my bed, in boxers a blind fold, and a gag too
Like BTK

>>82087764
>antasize about her now. Mainly about her being my Mistress
Just ask her, anon. Tell her it's hard to find partners to live out your fantasies.

One would expect the summer threads to be full of vacation and hotel sex stories. Sadly that's not the case.

>>82088158
People are busy actually going on vacation and having hotel sex, I don't blame 'em for not posting.

>>82088158
Cuzco was doing just that and the cuckspammer kept throwing a hissyfit about it

>>82087979
I'm 21, she's 52.
She's beautiful, in that mature MILF way we all love here. Her dark hair has whisps of grey in it, which I've recently been able to convince her that embracing the color looks way better than trying to hide it. She works out and is fit, but still has a bit of tummy, which I think is really hot. She's tan right now, with those freckles across her shoulders and arms that you get as you age. I think she's stunning. Her smile is big and honest, and her laugh is deep and full of life.
I don't want to be delusional about the whole thing, but I figure that tying myself up for her to find again would be an innocent way (as innocent as I can get in this context) of gauging her reaction to the whole thing.
She has been much more teasing and open with me since her finding me. I don't know if that's her being attracted to me/open to something, or if it's more like she's seen me in an adult context that she hasn't before, and is now treating me like an adult. Like, she's never even walked in on me masturbating. I'm not a subtle person so I'm sure she knows I do somehow. Whatever, not important.

>>82088056
the serial killer?

>>82088086
idk, i dont think its that simple. in like a regular relationship, sure. but simply asking my own mother to be my mistress with not much prior build up.. doesn't sound like a good idea.

>>82087764
>>82088256
You got any tips for beginners?
I mean guys who wanna tie up their girlfriends, not the weird thing you got going on

>>82088273
>I mean guys who wanna tie up their girlfriends, not the weird thing you got going on
LMAO. do you mean practical tips for knots and shit, or like how to convince your girlfriend to let you tie her up?
I got nothing for the second thing, that's more of a luck of the draw type of thing. my ex was into that stuff, so i got to practice on her, and that was cool.
I can't give you well worded practical advice that any other sex blog could give you in a much better presented way.
but some important things are for the rope bunny to stretch a lot, to take breaks for hydration and discussion, and to buy specially made bondage rope that's much softer on the skin than regular rope.
You'll also wanna buy bondage tape, which is tape that only sticks to itself. its much more pleasant to use than duct tape.

>>82088256
>She has been much more teasing and open with me since her finding me.
That's encouraging. Maybe you could help her out with her fantasies as well.

>>82077369
Did she like the park?

>>82087764
you are bdsm-anon now. let your saga commence.

>>82088256
Please keep us updated bondageanon! You have a really good shot with your mother

>>82088256
>igure that tying myself up for her to find again would be a way of gauging her reaction to the whole thing.
Yeah, let her find you like that again. Maybe with your cock out. And post updates.

>>82088315
>some important things are for the rope bunny to stretch a lot, to take breaks for hydration and discussion, and to buy specially made bondage rope that's much softer on the skin than regular rope.
>You'll also wanna buy bondage tape, which is tape that only sticks to itself. its much more pleasant to use than duct tape.
Look at you acting like you don't know your shit lmao
What about handcuffs and mouthgags? How do those play into it?
I assume the very first level is blindfolds too

>>82080592
her apartment is in the same city that i live in, but i live with my family more in the outskirts/suburban area. its not a huge city or anything, so shes about a 20ish minute drive from me.

anyway, update time. my sister and i went to the park, it was quite a nice night and we were having a nice time i think. at one point she sees this old wooden bridge that we used to climb on the side of when we were kids, the guard rail part so you dont fall off, and so she grabbed my arm/sleeve and basically dragged me to it and started climbing on it and walking along it. she was telling me to climb on the other side so i did, and we walked along this bridge together, but before getting to the end i made sure to jump down early so i could offer her a hand to help her down. she said something like "why thank you, my good sir" in a posh british accent, and i responded with "of course, madame". i thought it was pretty funny and cute. after about an hour and 30 minutes of hanging out in the park she says we should go back to her apartment, so we go to the car and im in the driver seat, about to pull out and shes like "wait wait wait!!", and im like "what?" and she takes my hands and places them at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel and says "you need to be at 10 and 2, its safer" and she had this stupid grin on her face. i am autistic as fuck so i cant actually tell if thats flirting or not, but it could be right? like thats not out of the question? or am i just a fucked up, horny weirdo? (cont)

>>82088817
(cont) we get to her apartment and we eat these really shitty microwave pasta meals, drink some really cheap wine, and watch some youtube on her ipad on the couch again. we were sitting pretty close, almost touching, and her head was leaned back to the back of the couch, and it was pretty close to resting on my shoulder, which would have been nice. after watching youtube and talking and laughing about shit she says "im kinda sleepy, anon.." which was devastating to hear cuz i wanted the night to continue, but whatever, so i say i should get going or whatever and get up, and she gets up too and follows me to the door like she did the other times, and gave me a hug while saying good night, thanks for hanging out, etc, like the other times, but this time i swear the hug was tighter and lasted longer, like the other hugs were maybe a couple of seconds and not crazy tight, but this one was probably a good 7 or 8 seconds and really tight, i could feel her boobs squishing into me. this is all i have for now, and im not sure when we're going to hang out again. i dont want to overdo it and have her become sick of me. but does this sound like flirting to you guys? or am i nuts?

>>82088413
I don't know about having my cock all the way out, but maybe some more revealing underwear, idk
she's not home for work for another hour. i could probably do all this before then. i don't see why not

>>82088513
Handcuffs and mouthgags you want to be careful with for similar reasons, those being blood flow, circulatory issues, etc.
If handcuffs are too tight, it'll restrict bloodflow to the hands, which can cause really bad shit to happen, that could lead to hospital visits
ball gags are a similar thing, iirc. those big red ballgags are hot and fun, but having someone's mouth forced open that wide for too long can fuck up your jaw.
for handcuffs it's better to use padded ones. for gags, you can get something good and dirty going with bondage tape and their used panties or something similar, if they're into that.

>>82088817
>or am i just a fucked up, horny weirdo?
You are but what we're hoping for is her being one too given how you grew up together and share the same braincell

>>82088891
this is my hope. since we went through pretty much the same shit growing up, how we're both quite similar mentally, and are so close, i am praying that she has the thing in her brain that i have in my brain that makes me want her. im not sure if its just my fucked up brain talking, but i feel like something could actually happen.

>>82088835
She doesn't seem like she'll get sick of you just yet so maybe do another hang out. Maybe bring something to cook? Even pasta and sauce is a bit nicer and very easy.

Also what about a kiss on the forehead when arriving or leaving?

>>82088976
But now's the time to talk negatives:

She moved out for school, didn't she? That means a month from now she'll be taking classes and meeting new people, if you manage to pull her in these couple of weeks once classes start you're effectively in a long distance relationship with your own sister who lives in the same town

And you still don't know if she's seeing somebody already

>>82088851
>you can get something good and dirty going with bondage tape and their used panties or something similar
I like how you think
Tell me more about blindfolds

Also don't spread eagle today too, once it's funny but twice it gets suspect

>>82089114
>Tell me more about blindfolds
Idk what there is to say.
In terms of safety, the risk is very minimal. You're right in thinking that it's usually an entry level thing, but you may be surprised to hear that there's a lot of people (at least a lot of people I've talked to) who really don't like the idea of it.
They're happy being naked, tied up, gagged, hair pulled, etc. but blindfolds they're scared of.
I like them a lot personally. The two times I was with a dominant woman I wore one. It jacks all your other senses up like 10x.
Every touch is that much more impactful when you don't know it's coming. And being edged is that much more torturous.

>>82089053
bringing something to cook is a good idea, thank you. and im not sure about the kiss, it might be too much and make things weird

>>82089078
>once classes start you're effectively in a long distance relationship
how so?

and im still almost 100% certain she isnt seeing anyone. mostly because i think its something she'd tell us, but also because she is shy and has trouble speaking to people, and because she has never really shown any interest in dating before

>>82088835
Put your arm around her when you watch stuff, kiss her cheeks and forehead, show interest back to her. She's at least signaling that she want to spend more time and be closer to you so reciprocate that.

>>82086041
>>82086471
Yes. The first couple of times we had sex we used a condom, but for some reason she decided to stop using them. desu it was kind of a source of stress for me since I was always worried about what would happen if I got her pregnant.

>>82087164
lol, that's what I told myself at the time. "this isn't that weird, she's my cousin, even if I do call her my aunt"

>>82089320
i would if i wasnt such a pussy, i have to work on being more confident. before hanging out with her im always thinking im gonna make a bold move but every time i actually get with her, i chicken out

>>82089425
forget about bold moves for now! slow build up, just show you're there for her

>>82089274
>>82089425
Because you too will be busy with your own shit, come home and oh yeah she lives 20 minutes away now. Your schedules will not always line up.
Also look at Nomi, bro. She does all of her socializing through discord, it's just how women are these days. She could legit have nobody but she might also have a guy lined up already. You need to talk about it, quit running away from it.
Also also that kind of hesitation is how guys get friendzoned, you're trying to escape the littlebrotherzone which is a more herculian task.

>>82089163
You've given me a lot to ponder, BDSMan.
Thank you and best of luck to you.

Hope nomi keeps updating

>>82089498
yeah true. i am considering asking if she wants to hang out again tonight but it might be too much.

>>82089508
i pretty much have no responsibilities right now but yeah you're probably right. i dont really want her to be my girlfriend or anything anyway desu, i just want a sexual thing

>>82089558
same. please nomi

>>82088835
next time you see her just fuck her. she clearly wants you to

>>82089627
>i dont really want her to be my girlfriend or anything anyway desu, i just want a sexual thing
Yup
The anti-Nomi

>>82090104
well that sounds great, i wish i could

>>82090143
not that i dont care about or love my sister, but its just hornyness to me i guess. im gonna try and casually ask if shes seeing anyone next time i see her (maybe tonight, still havent decided if i want to ask her yet)

>>82090230
I'd bait her into talking about it if I were you
>so........when are you introducing me to your boyfriend?

>>82090393
great idea, thank you. i am going to text her to see if she wants to get dinner tonight, i'll ask her then. i'll suggest letting me cook pasta for her like someone suggested

>>82090485
What do you want to happen? see her tits? handjob? blowjob? full on sex? and post a pic of her

>>82090551
at this point i'd take anything desu. im not into feet at all but i'd take a footjob from her. actually, out of everything, a footjob feels the most realistic thing that could happen because its seen as a weird or funny thing to most normal people. i could totally (and maybe this is just my horny brain) picture her giving me one under the guise of "eww this is so weird and funny haha"

not sure i could ever see it going as far as full on, penis in vagina sex. i think i'd like it but it feels so unrealistic and unlikely to happen.

also, i have considered posting a very close up picture of her chest on here to give people an idea of what her tits look like, but i have no real good quality ones and the one picture that might be decent is at an angle and so far away that it doesn't really do them justice.

>>82090618
>a footjob feels like the most likely thing to happen
Are you autistic or larping?

>>82090800
i am very likely autistic, but i believe my logic is sound

>>82089627
You like hanging out with your sister but don't want her to be your girlfriend. What in your mind is the difference between a sis with benefits and her as a girlfriend?

>>82090891
i dont really know, i guess i just cant see us doing all the super cutes-y stuff, or normal relationship stuff, like moving in together.

>>82090919
But you're willing to cook for her and take her on dates?

>>82090931
i cook for my family often, its normal for me. and i wouldnt really call them dates, we're mostly just hanging out

>>82090941
If she wanted to hold hands and kiss would you be weirded out or would that still be sis with benefits behavior?

>>82090982
its situational i think, i'd probably kiss her during sex, but i cant imagine kissing her or holding her hand while we're just hanging out like siblings

>>82089627
>i dont really want her to be my girlfriend or anything anyway desu, i just want a sexual thing
Having a purely sexual relationship can be harder than getting a full blown relationship in a case like this. It takes a lot for most people to overcome a taboo, so having a greater incentive like a full-blown is more likely to succeed vs a fuck-buddy. Plus, most attractive women don't have issues getting "just sex," especially on a college campus. Would you be open to a romantic relationship if she was, or are you fully against it?

Does your sister have a roommate? Are you planning to move out within the next few years as well?

>>82091111
>Having a purely sexual relationship can be harder than getting a full blown relationship in a case like this
im sure this is true in some situations, and not true in some others. to me a full on romantic relationship seems way harder in a situation like this because you have to keep it a secret from your family and friends.
>Plus, most attractive women don't have issues getting "just sex," especially on a college campus
true, but my sister is still pretty shy and weird around people so its hard for her to actually make friends or meet people. also, if she is actually into the idea of us having sex, then a big part of it could be specifically because its taboo. i think thats partly why im into it, objectively my sister is quite pretty and hot but lots of girls are, so why do i want her so bad? i assume a big part of it is because it feels wrong. im not fully against a romantic relationship with her though, i would have to think about it, if she wanted it.

>Does your sister have a roommate? Are you planning to move out within the next few years as well?
she doesnt, and yeah im probably gonna be out of here within the next two or three years

I'm still in the fucking office AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82075283
I used the wrestling show as an excuse to stay over at their place for the weekend, the witch stayed out of sight to the best of her abilities so Dad and I had a blast

>>82082677
That fateful night he would have looked past my idiotic actions and realized the feelings behind them, he would have obviously reciprocated
Within a year he would have left my mother and just the two of us would disappear to somewhere sunny in the states
We would have started a business, something touristy like a seafood restaurant or a jet ski rental or a bar by the beach
We would live in a small beach house, way smaller than their current house but filled to the brim with love
I'd be rocking something between gyaru and ABG and I wouldn't find it tacky and gross like I do now because he slowly nudged me towards it and that's what he's into
Our oldest would be 7, our youngest 4, we'd be in talks about having a third
Nobody would know a fucking thing

>>82084986
>>82087546
If you'll allow me to be an armchair sociologist for a moment I believe the reason she took off so much was because her look is grounded and down to earth, sure she's cute but not magazine cover cute, sure her body's hot but not runway hot, her clothes look like something you could put together yourself with the shit in your closet, her hobbies are all very normal. She presents herself as attainable is what I'm saying, both to the guys who wanna do her and to the girls who wanna be her.

>>82087514
>(I made her say it)
Told you all Dexter had a sadistic streak in him, I bet he's also the one grilling Bondage Man for info

>>82091426
>still in the office
Just channel Seth Rollins and fake an injury to leave work early.

>>82091213
>im sure this is true in some situations, and not true in some others. to me a full on romantic relationship seems way harder in a situation like this because you have to keep it a secret from your family and friends
That's if the relationship gets off the ground in the first place. In terms of beginning a relationship, getting her interested romantically then progressing to sex would be easier than jumping strait to sex. Also hiding it from family and friends becomes exponentially easier when she has a place to herself and even more so after you move out as well.
>so its hard for her to actually make friends or meet people
If she's attractive and single, the men will come to her and carry the conversation for her.
>i assume a big part of it is because it feels wrong
Do you think that could also be a turn on for her (not specifically an attraction to you, but doing something taboo being a turn-on)? Could you jokingly turn the conversation towards sex without her getting her getting offended or weirded-out? Maybe you can joke about her bring guys over now that she unsupervised or talk about all the girls you would have over if you had your own place. Then maybe teasing her about you having to fill the role if she can't find someone.

hej everyone
i want to say that i don't know if i should be posting on here anymore or not. I woke up and it's like 2:30 in the morning and i can't sleep anymore so i thought i would write something but i don't know if i still want to
Last time i checked here today i was going to write something because i had some updates and i wanted to hear some opinions about weather this is a good thing or not, but when i came i just saw people telling me i'm mentally ill and it just makes me feel very bad because i don't want to annoy you guys with my thing if it just makes people hate me.
I swear i'm not mentally ill, i know that what i did with the running away and everything was very bad and i feel very sorry for it, i just couldn't handle the situation when it happened.
Also i read the posts of the other guy who was talking about loving his sister and then i see that he does want her for sex but doesn't want her as his girlfriend and wouldn't hold her hand or kiss her romantically, i just want to say that is so incredibly cruel to her. Why would you want to toy with her heart like that. I'm honestly so glad i never tried dating anyone because i wouldn't want to go through this kind of thing. My brother would never do this kind of thing and that is a part of why i love him, he is so loyal and kind and he dated girls that did horrible things to him like you want to do to your sister, and it destroyed him, please don't do that to her
But yep as i was saying i don't know if i should keep posting here so this might be a goodbye thing because i feel like lots of people here hate me and it makes me kind of afraid to come here and post because of what people might say. In case you guys tell me to leave, thank you for all the helpful advice the nice people tried to give me, i appreciate them and you

>>82091564
We still want you to post here Nomi, we just get a lot of bad faith posters occasionally. What happened that you wanted to post about?

>>82091537
i have considered the idea that she has less of an attraction towards me and more of an attraction towards the idea of doing something taboo, because most people aren't attracted to their family members (or maybe they are, and just dont talk about it because its wrong), but im not sure. i think we could definitely talk somewhat openly about sex, maybe it would be a bit awkward but we're pretty close and open with each other.
>Maybe you can joke about her bring guys over now that she unsupervised or talk about all the girls you would have over if you had your own place. Then maybe teasing her about you having to fill the role if she can't find someone.
seems like a good plan, ive said a bunch of times now that i am afraid of overdoing it but i also really want to push passed that fear, so i think pushing the boundary like that could be good. about to go to her place and cook her some dinner, and im gonna try and bring this stuff up

>>82091564
Nomi(or whatever your real name is, Helga or whatnot) the reason I've been such a bitch to you is because I was in your shoes once. You need to learn to be less selfish. If you really love this man you need to think about his feelings and what he's going through and not just try to bruteforce everything because you didn't get your way once. And credit where credit is due, you were braver than me during your confession
By all means stick around, you're welcome in the brotherhood of weirdos. But for fuck's sake, be a better sister
>>82082677
Go ahead, get creative and get it off your chest. I answered it too

>>82090618
Do not actually post a picture of your sister, he's just baiting you. If you do he'll report you and get you banned, it's his entire MO. Here, do this bingo about your sister if you want us to get to know her better.
And if you really really really wanna show her to us then run one of her pictures by an AI filter first.

>>82091426
>gyaruu
She looks more like she getting ready to fight Sabertooth.

On a side note, I heard that gyarus (scientific name: gyaru gyaru gyaru) has practically vanished from the Japanese ecosystem, and if true, I am deeply saddened.

>>82088851
If you don't want her to find you with your cock out, could you edge yourself to the point where you pop off while she's untying you? Mention to her later how it was was one of the hardest nuts you've had.

>>82091564
How long have you been browsing 4chan? This site isn't exactly known to be a hugbox

>>82091618
Well i kind of had a talk with my mom finally but it was after my brother had a talk with her and i was surprised by a lot of the things she said that he told her but i played along
Basically she came to my room and she was like hey you feeling good enough for a chat and i was like sure because i knew it had to come eventually and she started with so your brother told me you and him had a chat, which made me very nervous because she never told me directly to not talk to him or keep him out of my room but i know she was really unloading on him to stay away from me, but i guess it was fine because she didn't seem angry about it. And then she kind of started and i realized my brother must have fed her a whole bullshit story. She said how he told her that he had a chat with her and how he told her all about me confessing what was really going on with me, about my boyfriend that i wanted to keep secret, and how he cheated on me, and that i was mentally in a bad place, and because my brother was around and loyal i developed a phase where i thought i loved him, and how i apologized to him yesterday for everything, and she was saying that she was proud of me for realizing that it was just a phase and being strong enough to overcome it and come back home instead of doing something stupid, and that if i don't want to go to therapy i don't have to if i'm serious when i said about how i realize that what i did was not real feeling but just a weak moment where my judgement compass was not working. It basically wasn't really a talk, i was just quietly staring at her and trying to look like yep yep that's right mom, that's exactly what i told him, glad you know it now, but inside i was just confused to hell. She didn't really let me get a word in and even was like i understand you don't want to talk about it because you think i'm angry, i understand it i was once young too, and stuff like that, so i kinda just let her talk. That was the big talk, really weird moment

>>82091744
They're a very very very niche thing now, but the bulk of young girls who would organically be into gyaru are now into something called "jirai kei"

>>82091846
Well, it sounds like your brother successfully defused your mom. If your brother is ready to start a secret relationship do you have the maturity to not have your mom figure it out?

>>82091894
It is kind of amazing. I was so shocked because he is always so straight forward, like he never lies, and now he made up this huge fake story out of nowhere and it convinced my mom that i was just hurt. Like he made up that i had a boyfriend and my mom thinks it's true, she even said she thought it was strange she never saw me dating anyone, so hearing that i had a boyfriend i was keeping secret from my family made her go aaaaah now it makes sense because she said she also didn't tell her mom about her first relationships, because she said she would beat her ass.
But of course if he would still want me, i would do anything he wants. Hide it from mom, hide it from everyone, only kiss or hold hands or call each other cute names or so when we are alone in house or something, anything he wants. But the thing is, i don't know how it will look now. I loved him for years so i always acted very physical and was very close with him. There is tons of family photos where i'm hugging him or hanging on his arm and giving him like the biggest i love you look, i hangout with him all the time when i can and he lets me, we have movie nights and stuff and the last time i slept in the same bed with him was like a month ago. I can't change my behaviour completly, this is how i was for years. It's just subconcious now, like a reflex, it's just how i am, and i'm in love with him, he is my whole world. If i just keep being myself, will mom think ok she is back to normal or will she still think oh no she still has those bad feelings, because she thinks i only started to feel like this now after the cheating breakup that never happened, but i have been cuddly and loving with him since i was like 9 or something

Gonna cut her some slack for ignoring me since it's like 4am over there

>>82092139
Hapa-chan you gotta give her your own backstory before just bitching at her. She probably hasn't read any of the library.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81132539/#81142995

>>82091426
gyaru I know but the fuck is abg?

Can finally go home, see you around

>>82092153
Thanks for that, I like revisiting my old primordial cringe, it keeps me grounded

>>82092368
Asian Baby Girl, it's one of our stereotypes and it comes with cute fashion accesories

>>82075283
@mods please move this thread to >>>/trash/ along with the other trash fetishes

Isn't he cute?
He even saged his post because nobody wants to play faggot stepdad with him

Does sex with my grandma count as momcest? She took my virginity at 13. I kinda hated her for it for a while but now I just miss her.

>>82075215 (OP)
If several celebrities admitted to having been in consanguinamorous relationships would it change how socially acceptable they are?

>>82091974
>...she even said she thought it was strange she never saw me dating anyone...
Confirm the story with the bro.
It seems to me like you guys are in an inter familial mess, now. Quite an unfortunate outcome, i think.

>>82075215 (OP)
I haven't looked through an /mcg/ in a while, the fact that there's a google doc now for stories is fucking kino

I'm surprised handjobs aren't discussed more often in these threads. They're by far the most realistic and common part of momcest (or any -cest, for that matter) and are often the crucial first step towards more acts. The beauty of them is that they can arise from non-overt reasons, such as medical ones like your mom applying steroid cream or washing you, etc.

share your favorite mom-son hentai

>>82094736
>handjobs are often the crucial first step towards more acts
maybe in literotica, but rarely in success stories we got

>>82091846
Your brother is pretty smart to come up with such explanation, enough to calm your mother down.
And youve got to appreciate that he did it bc otherwise your life would see some pretty big chances in how you interact with them and he doesn't want that obviously.
Play along with this story for now and talk more with your brother about what you do next.

>>82091974
said this like 5 fucking times now but I guess my thoughts don't translate into Swedish
nomi-brother has (possibly faint) intimate thoughts about nomi_raring
nomi-brother has deep seated fear that if he acted on those thoughts he would be the villain. he would be the pervert. he would be considered a disgusting groomer.

nomi-brother ran and told mom because he was afraid of what he might do if he stayed after nomi_raring made her move.
>sister kisses me and confesses love.
>feel flutter of arousal
>"Oh Fuck".jpg
>run away. snitch. get ahead of the narrative. make sure I'm viewed as the innocent party by parent(s)
The lesson here is there probably is some attraction and yearning just its shouted down by the side that is bound by the taboo.

the fact that brother is now fabricating a lesser narrative to tell mom about nomi_raring's confessions supports his attempt to minimize the entire story to minimize his sense of shame.

I don't know what the right maneuver would be for you to get what you want. I think you're kind of stuck playing along with the story for an undetermined amount of time. The good part, is now that brother has cooked up a lie, that you are a part of, you can get him to talk to you
>The story you told mom. Help me understand it? We need to be on the same page
For your immediate comfort it will help to have your stories straight.
The bad part is brother might never get over his anxiety over the brother/sister intimacy taboo. It's pretty clear he does not want that to be found out while you're all living in the same house with a parent, at the very least.

>>82094895
Your theory is entirely speculative and it's wrong to get her hopes up like that.

>>82094925
billions of men have had fleeting sexual thoughts that they never act on
this might be one of them
there may not be any hope of the outcome she wants
but the actions of the brother don't support the "he thinks I'm ugly" idea that was popping up while sleeping on trains

>>82075215 (OP)
(if this has been addressed by the regulars, by all means link it)

I got to ask; what exactly is the attitude, thoughts, reflects of all the parent & sibling lovers out there about the strong propensity for birth defects. I'll admit that there is an awful lot of so-called common knowledge out there that is just wrong. Maybe I'm mistaken about the risk assumption attendant to incestuous pairings.

Does this aspect not give you pause or concern?

>>82095523

From my understanding, the first round of inbreeding is pretty safe. The risks greatly increase only with subsequent cycles.

>>82095523
In my case, inbreeding is not a concern because I have had a vasectomy so anything I could do with my mother would not result in children.
But even if it did, I wouldn't be bothered as far as the inbred aspect goes. There is not a history of incest in my family, so our offspring would be relatively safe from genetic abnormalities.

>hapa-chan's dream was being a mother of 3 and living somewhere sunny
Damn

Hapa-chan won't dress gyaru or ABG to please and seduce her daddy. Big mistake.

I wonder what Nomi does all day long
For some reason I picture her as one of those sweaty tryhard League players who are always cussing up a storm

>>82096026
>wonder what Nomi does all day long
lays in bed and scrolls tiktok?

Time for hapa-chan to seriously consider stealing dad's used condoms

have to say im impressed with nomi's brother pulling off the cover story so smoothly and protecting his dear sis from mom's wrath.

>>82092139
I'm sorry i promise i was not ignoring you i just didn't get to reply to everyone. I get very tired using the laptop and then i just go to sleep or rest away from it with some music, and i also wanted to go back to sleep. I have to go soon now because my mom is taking me for a check up at the doctor, to see if i need more antibiotics, but i wanna say i read everything even if some of it makes me really sad or doesn't make me want to reply. And i'm sorry if i been a bad sister i really tried to be a good one but i couldn't take it being just a sister anymore and i messed things up

need a thick mommy

>>82096026
You do?
I picture her more as a future supervillain

So her brother made up a boyfriend out of thin air to cover for her
And now she's alone with her mother will no doubt grill her about this imaginary boyfriend

>>82096211
For now she has the cover of illness and not wanting to talk about it

>>82096211
How's the story coming along?

>>82091426
Yes that was me, hapa-chan. I know I shouldn't browse 4chan at work but sometimes I can't help it.

>>82094846
I mean if she's already willing and eager to blow you and take you inside her then a simple handjob is kinda lame. It still feels good but if we're talking foreplay I much prefer intense passionate wait-let-me-catch-my-breath kissing and so does Michelle

>>82096757
who the fuck is michelle?
are you twotiming your wonderful mom you utter piece of shit?

>>82096822
Get with the lore anon. Michelle is the mom.

Why would he share her first name. Is he larping?

>>82096070
Just answer the fucking question, Nomi. Your posts are long as shit already, use the 2000 characters for something productive or at the very least interesting. Do the bingo with yourself too while you're at it

>>82096517
I scrapped my WIP after finding out about the wedding, I HAVE TO work it in there. I'd also like to write about other regulars but as is their stories don't have much edge or bite to them. I'm open to suggestions.

>>82096757
HA I knew it! Just embrace your inner S, you know your mom likes it. You don't have to act like a scumbag all of the time if that's what you're worried about, just in bed and just sometimes.

>>82096822
That's his mother's name, he's training himself to call her that after their latest talk

>>82097699
>but as is their stories don't have much edge or bite to them. I'm open to suggestions.
you should explore the gothmom anon saga from the archive

>>82097699
be nicer to nomi, hapa-chan, no need to push her around

>>82097740
I'm not seeing it in the docky, point me towards it please

>>82097815
Oh oh, also the auntfem saga is pretty crazy.

>>82097815
Ugh, it spans over a few months. Hope librarian anon puts it together.

>>82097842
>>82097890
I plan to have the library complete by the end of the year (I know this is a long ETA, but I'm dreading going through nearly 2 years of threads). However, if anyone has the links to specific stories saved somewhere and posts them, I'll definitely put them in the library immediately.

>>82097758
Hapa needs a good dicking

>>82097842
>>82097890
I plan to have the library complete by the end of the year (I know this is a long ETA, but I'm dreading going through nearly 2 years of threads). However, if anyone has the links to specific stories saved somewhere and posts them, I'll definitely put them in the library immediately. Also, here's the lazy method of accessing some stories.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/gothmom/order/asc/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/auntfem/order/asc/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/finnanon/start/2022-05-01/order/asc/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/Throatmom-anon/start/2022-05-01/order/asc/

>>82097699
Damn you really turned into a supercunt during that one month sabbatical huh? Keep bullying her like that and she'll leave this place altogether

I think someone is impersonating hapa-chan

>>82098630
Nah, she just gets ornery sometimes.

>>82095523
Heard it's pretty safe for first generation but I still worry. Especially considering other risk factors like our ages.

>>82098672
She have conversations with herself sometimes too?

>>82091672
Did you hang out with your sister last night?

>>82098404
>9 pages
Oh boy that really is months worth of threads, I hope the deep dive is worth it

>>82098672
I try to be supportive, I'm the biggest cheerleader for anyone here who genuinely loves their respective relative and wants to make it happen or made it happen already. Romi just gets under my skin sometimes, she reminds me of myself too much at that age

>>82098784
Oh that guy? He replies to me using my spoiler gimmick, been doing it since I first showed up. He probably thinks it's cute and endearing. I think he has a crush on me, a crush on every other girl who shows up here too for that matter.

>>82099344
The deep dive probably isn't worth it unless you run out of 2025 material desu, by then I'll probably be done with the library finally.

hej everyone
>>82096026
well i have a very high fever, it's getting a bit better now but i still feel very bad, but before was worse. But to try and tell a day in general it is basically lay in bed, cough a lot, drink tea and just do nothing, then fall asleep for some hours, wake up, open laptop, go here or watch some videos or a movie, i tried watching 2 in the span of this sickness but couldn't finish either of them. Using laptop tires me out a lot so i go back to sleep. Sleep again for some time, wake up to crawl to the toilet which takes me 10 minutes of telling my body to move before it finally moves. Maybe try chatting a bit on discord with my brother, eat soup or toast if my mom made something or ask for one if i'm hungry and no food is made. Sleep again for random amount of hours. Kinda just that
I don't actually play league of legends anymore. Played it for a bit when i was 11 because i loved udyr, no not because of the name just fun champion and i watched this guy on youtube called trick2g. But that was only for a couple months, after that i sold my account because i didn't want to play the game anymore.
>>82096042
i don't have or use tiktok, i hate that stupid app
>>82096067
i know he is wonderful, like he always had my back when i got in trouble, it's so amazing that he always knows what to do, no matter what happens, like he always knows what to do, i adore that so much.
>>82096098
why? i don't think i'm a very mean person, do i give that kind of vibe? I know i fucked up and made everything hard for me and my brother but it's not like i did it because i'm evil and wanted to see people hurt. But i do actually have those pink kitty razer headphones. My brother bought them for me on my birthday, i just wish he bought the ones with cable, wireless is annoying because you need to charge it and i always forget
>>82097699
what question are you talking about? I'm sorry if i annoy you, i'm just saying what's on my mind. Also i can't do the bingo, i'm not a mom

>>82099800
She's talking about these questions.
>If you could just magically make all obstacles go away and have your way, what would your life look like?
>Would you go back in time and correct the past, or would you keep those mistakes intact?
And you can do the mommy bingo for your own mom if none of the squares apply to you.

>>82075215 (OP)
Mom never loved me. She told me I was a disappointment. She also walked around the house in lingerie and put my hands on her body. I never knew what she wanted. I wish I would have fucked her now.

>>82099344
>Romi just gets under my skin sometimes, she reminds me of myself too much at that age
Exactly the point. Would you want someone acting that ornery and combative towards you back when you were her age? You don't gotta be a hugboxer, but remember that she literally just went through some pretty emotionally (and physically) taxing shit.

>>82099858
>she does the bingo for herself
>and for her mom
>we like her mom better
Could you imagine lmao?

>>82099800
A week-long fever? what the hell

>>82097699
>as is their stories don't have much edge or bite to them
Is that why you've gaslighting the dexman into being more agressive in bed with dexmom? Are you just trying to get material for your fics?

>>82100068
She probably caught fucking pneumonia getting drenched with rain while sleeping outside in shorts during the cold Swedish night

>>82099858
if i could magically make all obstacles go away, i would be dating or married to my brother, we would be living together, but i wouldn't want to move somewhere far away. I actually really like the place where i live, and you did say all obstacles go away, so there would be no need to run away together. To be honest i would love to be a stay at home wife, but i don't think those exist anymore unless your husband is like super rich millionaire, but if i could get some kind of a home office job, that would be great. It would feel very familiar because i already do a lot of those things. My brother leaves his room pretty messy and leaves his clothes around a lot, and mom used to give him a lot of shit for it, and i felt really bad for him when i was 13 if i remember it right, so i offered him that i will clean up his room and his laundry for him every couple of days, and he said sure and i have been doing that ever since then. I liked doing it because it felt like i was his stay at home wife taking care of the house even if it was just his room
about correcting mistakes, i think i would try to confess a lot earlier. I have never expected that when he starts dating his life will go the way it did. He is so dreamy and i thought as soon as he gets a girlfriend i will lose him forever. Instead i had to watch him be hurt so much over and over, everytime it happened it made me want to scream in rage at the girls, because they get to have what i want so much, and then they do this. When i was younger i used to sneak into his bed sometimes, not naked or anything, always in pyjamas, but it just felt nice to sleep next to him, i would say that i can't sleep or having nightmares, which sometimes was true, and he would let me stay, but when he was 14 he asked me to stop doing it which made me very sad, and i think if i could go back in time, i would have told him back then that i was doing it because i'm in love with him, before he dated any of those fucking whores

>>82099997
well i can imagine that because you guys as the name of the thread very much implies love moms and older women in general so i guess you guys would probably like my mom more than me but it feels weird thinking about it.
But i can't do that chart for myself because it would be almost none of those. What i could find from there that applies to me is baker i guess, i like baking a lot, but don't do it as often as i would want to because it's really expensive hobby and also i don't have anyone who would eat a whole cake if i made one most of the times. Other than that, size diffirence i guess, since my brother is taller than me, uses pet names, because i do and a lot, i have the knowhow how to craft but i don't actually craft that much, and maybe sporty because i bike ride a lot

>>82100589
could you post an AI pic of yourself? or self and brother?

Same request >>82100620 for brosis

>>82099800
>But i do actually have those pink kitty razer headphones
I'll say this as nicely as I can, Nomi
A couple of years after your brother turns you down for good you'll be on Only Fans, that's the vibe I'm getting from you
Your idol is Belle Delphine after all

>>82100785
>Your idol is Belle Delphine after all
stfu retard

>>82100620
like tell chatgpt to generate an image of me based on a description?
>>82100785
i hope he won't turn me down but i will not do fucking onlyfans i don't want to be an online stripper, and belle delphine is not my idol, i said that a while ago my brother really liked her so that's why i tried to get her look, because i wanted him to like me too. And i kept the pink hair fade because he complimented me on my hair once when i did the color change so i think he likes it. Apart from that i want to keep being a blonde because i know he likes blonde girls more, but she is not my idol, i wanted the headphones because i thought they were adorable and so i mentioned it to him, and him gifting them to me was one of the best days of my life, because it showed me he cares and thinks about me. I wish i could have kissed him when he gave them to me but obviously not because our whole family was there for my birthday party
ok i'm feeling insanely tired and it's like almost midnight so i'm gonna turn the laptop off and go to sleep, goodnight everyone

momi wants bromi, and sees nomi as competition, so she keeps them apart.
Let the fanfic roll.

>>82099921
She's just being extra pissy because Nomi isn't obligated to stick to the same schedule as her, and it just happened again kek

>>82100431
>Be me
>Swedish teenager
>I dont clean my room or do laundry
>My little sister offers to be my maid for free
>I never have to clean my room or do laundry again

Jesus christ nomi
How the fuck is your brother not madly in love with you after all that

anyone fuck their mom today ?

>>82101338
>nomi_raring
what is this larp?

>>82101338
>diffirent ID than her
Lol fake poster trying to bait after she went to sleep and fucked up his name

>>82101461
>can see IDs
WTF Janny you like the thread now?

Mother son celebrations

>>82101426
The same retard who harrasses hapa-chan and brosis, he's probably the cuckspammer too

>>82102665
You are going to have to be more specific

To be honest if my little sister started emulating this thing I'd be alarmed too and that's even before she started talking about incest. Belle Delphine and Soogsx and all those other e-girls talk about ironic safe horny incest porn XD all the time so her poor brother must be thinking she's got a bad case of brainrot and isn't even taking her seriously.

>>82075215 (OP)
Any old anons in the thread what do you think was the event the caused the thread to go from its high activity in 2023 to have lower activity in 2024? Was it OP-M stepping back from the threads? Was it Tissue-anon disappearing after his mom broke up? Or was it DID-anon showing up and spamming the threads?

>>82094829
anything made by horsetail

>>82102971
i feel like we are giving nomi a bit too much shade for this
she even said belle is not her idol or anything, she just tried to lightly mimic her look because her brother really liked it. So its not even her emulating this thing because she wants to be like her, its literally her doing it because her brother was gooning to belle and she wanted to be his goon material herself instead

Another thing, back then belle wasnt full on porn brainrot like this. I dont really know how long ago this whole thing started, but nomi said couple years ago. Couple years ago, belle wasnt doing actual real porn and all the shit she does now. She was a petite girl with tiny tits and a nice butt, doing softcore photoshoots on instagram. Her whole vibe was "the cute girl next door" kinda thing, and she kinda showed everyone liked petite girl with braces over slutty bimbo. Then she went down the whole insanity spiral trying to stay relevant after her hype died down a bit and her accounts started to get deleted

But i dont think nomi is just 1 to 1 copying belle in ALL the things. She said she just wanted to try and mimic her look so her brother would find her attractive. So basically she died her hair a purple to blonde fade, and probably wears a bit more heavy blush makeup. Because belle delphine look and belle delphine brainrot is not the same thing

>>82102971
It IS brainrot but it's mostly benign brainrot and I think her brother can see that. Bromi strikes me as a solid dude so the first thing on his mind is his little sister's wellbeing and the last thing on his mind is how much sex he could get out of her, which in turn creates a feedback loop that makes him even more attractive to Nomi.
And as far as e-girls go she could be doing a lot worse, she could be plastered with tattoos all over, she could be jumping in bed with a different dude every day, she could be a fake lesbian with another e-girl, she could have more than just her ears and her nips pierced, she could be doing drugs.
I believe in Nomi.

>>82103484
maybe the lack of progress sagas? the general getting a bit repetitive and stale?

>>82105433
I believe in her too. As the guy said, nomi is not necesarily trying to be a clone of belle, she even said herself belle is not her idol. Just because she tries to mimic her makeup and hairstyle, doesnt mean she will also copy the brainrot, or be an egirl. I dont know if belle has nip piercings or not but nomi said she got them because she heard her bro say he finds them hot before to his friends, so its not full on copying.

But lets ask. @nomi how often do you drink or do drugs? Do you have any tattoos? You said you were a virgin, are you completly KHV? Do you have any other piercings than your nipples and belly button?

Stop bugging nomi with assumptions and intrusive questions. Only the relationship with her brother is relevant here.

Some momlove content would be appreciated

>>82102971
Holy shit, the headphones really do have cat ears
I thought you guys were kidding

>>82106604
Mom love has been kinda stagnant lately, last real newcomer with any kind of interesting story was the married anon from last thread, and he didn't even have much other than "I'm married and want to fuck my mom". Kinda sad, I love mom/son stories the most so I hope we get more soon.

But to be fair if I had a cute younger sister who worshipped the ground I walk on and started copying nonsummerjack's look explicitly for my sake you'd need industrial equipment to pull me out of her

Mommy, drain my balls please!

>>82107043
>hapa-chan if hapapa had smashed that night

Mom and I are at the drive thru and she said she'll buy something for the thread. What does everybody want?

>>82107820
this reminds me D-cup has been missing recently
hope he's alright
he's my favorite ritualposter

>>82107932
>no d-cup anon
>no ass-masseur
>no cuzcbro
>no enon
:'(

I never masturbated while thinking about my own mom but I'm feeling tempted. It sounds hot but I'm afraid I will just feel guilty afterwards when the post nut clarity hits

Invent a time machine just to marry your mom.

>>82109455
don't worry the timeline will be fine

>>82094846
>but rarely in success stories we got
thats because just about everything in this thread is a larp. i dont doubt that incest relationships are more common than the human race would like to admit though, and it makes sense that if it was going to happen, it'd be something smaller like a handjob

>>82109637
https://youtu.be/7_2aMu62MTw?si=FmfxMpUe2SIc7mjQ

>>82109943
No, that's just your brainrot from too much japanese cartoon porn
Normal people don't start out right away with a handjob or a blowjob

>>82109943
You vastly overestimate how hard it is for single mothers with hot sons to have sex with with them. The nuclear family is nearly dead in the modern day and broken homes increase the likelihood of incest

>>82109943
>if it was going to happen, it'd be something smaller like a handjob
No, that's just you thinking in porn scenarios. The fact that its rare in mcg stories proves it doesn't go according to porn stories irl.
But if you like handjob beginnings, you can find spongebath anon's saga in the archive.

>>82106604
>>82106990
Felix update is desperately needed

>>82109968
If they dont start out with a handjob or a blowjob, how do they start out?

>>82109979
>You vastly overestimate how hard it is for single mothers with hot sons to have sex with with them
not really, I dont think these types of relationships are common, but they certainly do happen way more than people will openly admit. Ive had my own experiences with this stuff, which im conflicted about, and ive only read a few stories from these threads that seem genuinely real

>>82109983
>The fact that its rare in mcg stories proves it doesn't go according to porn stories irl
i think it depends, obvious porn shit like "what are you doing, step-bro?" is of course not realistic. but i think some of the porn stuff isnt totally unrealistic either

>>82110071
Ass-Masseur? Have you turned to the dark side and started calling everything a larp?

>>82109661
>>82107831

Check it out, he's threadsplitting again

>>82110088
>Ass-Masseur
I dont know who that is. But not everything here is a larp, a lot of it is. At least people here put in some actual effort unlike the morons on other boards

>>82110122
What is your experience with IRL momcest then?

Mommy is lonely and needs soncock!!!

>>82110071
How do regular couples start out?

>>82110122
its pretty easy to tell the larps. real ones like to stick around, answer questions and talk about it..
larpers just kinda dump their story and wait for reactions, then leave.

>>82110133
crazy that i can identify the owner of that ass as cherie from over 10 years ago on /b/

>>82110191
How old are you /b/ tard?

>>82109455
You know, I've never seen pictures of my mom when she was my age, and now I'm kind of scared to since it might make my existing attraction that much worse.

Amazing mom get

>>82111111
Very nice, mommybro

>>82107043
>>82110034
You're making my armpit fetish flare up

>>82108631
>>no ass-masseur
lol why do people still want to hear from me

>>82111995
It's because you're one of the oldest regulars that still shows up in the thread. Give girlfriend updates if you have no mom updates.

>>82112006
right i forgot i brought her up. I got a short blowie on a rooftop, I guess thats the highlight

>>82112043
Are you annoyed that she still hasn't let you smash?

>>82112060
not really annoyed cuz im not even expecting it desu. im also not a fan of the dickbags so unless she's down for anal idk if i'd dare vaginal with all the precum i leak

>>82112089
Just do the opposite of the Cumaxxers and become zinc deficient, you'd never leak or prejac ever again.

>>82112105
struggling from success baka

I guess jerking off 2 times before sex would help dry me up too, but then my dick would be numb.

>>82112089
slight correction, she is open to the idea of butt stuff down the line but it isn't in any foreseeable future probably

>>82112128
What's her hangup about taking birth control? Is she Catholic? They're also getting somewhat close to having a male birth control hit the shelves.
https://twin-cities.umn.edu/news-events/first-hormone-free-male-birth-control-pill-clears-another-milestone

>>82103484
QRD on each of them?

>>82111995
Bc we can't forget about the finger. Any mommy updates?

>>82112149
>OP-M got tired of making the threads and doing thread maintenance and now only shows up on rare occasions
>Tissue-anon's mom broke up with him after fucking for half a year and he never posted again afterward, some anons think he killed himself
>DID-anon was a schizophrenic that showed up and spammed the mid 2024 threads with incoherent rambling and almost killed /mcg/

>>82112147
>birth control
quick way to tamper with and fuck up an already fragile female endocrine system, both of us are aware of that shitty "medicine". And yeah her parents are pretty strict.
>>82112219
read the replies

>>82112230
sorry for being annoying but quick rundown on tissue anon's break up and a last he was seen?

>>82112248
Are you thinking of possibly marrying her in the future?

>>82112256
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/Tissue-anon/

>>82112264
yeah, she's not a sex bomb we all imagined ending up with but she's too good of a person to pass her up. Sucks cuz like every man i want experience and some fat asses but oh well.

>>82112314
>some fat asses but oh well
You can still make it happen if she fattens up a little and does squats.

>>82075215 (OP)
Things seem to have normalized this week so that's good. I'm ok with once a week sex

Still tonguing that butthole too. I think she's getting used to it because one day we were randomly laying together and she decided to fart in my face. That's a new comfort level..

>>82112375
If you found a way for her to have higher self esteem, do you think you'd have sex more often?

>>82112375
>tonguing that butthole
Hot. Is she on all fours or on her back?

>>82112375
>she decided to fart in my face.
Good, good... means she's getting more comfortable and lower inhib. Good thing ahead.

>>82112375
>I'm ok with once a week sex
Perhaps it's a test to see if you stick around with less sex?

>>82112448
>If you found a way for her to have higher self esteem, do you think you'd have sex more often?
Absolutely. That was something my aunt said too. Not the aunt I talk about here though

>>82112588
Laying on her back. Would love to try all fours though, I've eaten her pussy like that and had my nose buried in her crack. Heavenly

>>82112596
Yes!! I was so shocked and excited. She did it multiple times and thought it was hilarious every time. Hoping she'll let me watch her piss eventually. She's left the door cracked briefly but then closed it..

>>82112618
It could be. I'm still worried about it decreasing in the future because she has mood swings sometimes.

Who remembers auntanon? If that was true it was some wild shit. She initially posted about being touchy with her nephew but after fucking him she blew her son and told him to record it and she felt pretty remorseful when talking abouy kt. That was the last we've seen of her iirc

>>82112666
She actually posted again in June, I put the note for it in one of the Hapa-chan updates

>>82112656
so she lets you eat her ass, but does she let you fuck it too?

>>82112666
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81438637/#81454672

>>82112666
She was here like a couple weeks ago with a sad update

>>82112656
>let me watch her piss eventually.
eh that's quite out there for a shy girl, don't rush it

>>82112680
No, I'm not sure she ever will but I'm going to ask for my birthday. I want to put a buttplug in there too so maybe I can work her up to it.

>>82112702
Honestly makes it hard to believe how she even has time or strength to post. You'd imagine a story about you being a semi pedo incestous freak breaking out in half the town would mean game over, go change your identity.

>>82112731
She's completely sure she doesn't want kids right? She's not gonna change her mind as her biological clock starts ticking?

Just want r anon to make peace w mommy

>>82112803
Wasn't her nephew over 18? Her fucking her nephew wasn't illegal and to people outside her family it would be unprovable hearsay. It's still definitely hellish to deal with but her life isn't over at all.

>>82112716
She's very shy so the farting thing took me by surprise. We'll see where it goes.

>>82112903
She doesn't like kids and doesn't want the responsibility. I'm not worried about her changing her mind. She doesn't give mom vibes at all and I'm glad. I'm sterilized

>>82112980
I actually ran into her the other day. Neither of us said a word to the other. Not interested

>>82112666
We never got that greentext of the first time she let her son penetrate her

What happened to us? What went wrong?

>>82113400
IMO a lot of the success stories would rather fuck their relatives than post, the old regulars that weren't successful might not realize the thread is healthily active again because 2024 was kind of a shitshow at times and it drove people off. 2025 hasn't been a perfect year either but I can at least see the possibility of the thread returning to its peak now.

>>82113209
>Neither of us said a word to the other.
that's crazy. and sad :(

>>82109455
can I please get a sauce?

>>82113400
There's no constant stream of new mommyfuckers. What matters is that the thread is up in case they show up.

>>82113619
The caption is fake its from a H-game where you marry your teacher

>>82113637
that's a shame, thanks for the response.

>>82113621
>no constant stream of new mommyfuckers
I mean statistically there's likely multiple new momfuckers every day on this planet, most just probably aren't very good at reading and typing English. I'm arguing semantics though so I'll STFU.

Another side thread
>>82114474

Pray for Bromi

Hej everyone
Sorry i wasn't feeling like writing anything, i got the bleeding thing, min mens i don't know how it's called in english, my time of the month i guess i heard people use that before. Made me feel very shit combined with this stupid sickness so i don't even really know how yesterday passed, felt like a bug lucid dream. Did i miss anything?
>>82106395
I'm sorry i don't know what khv means, but no i never done any drugs. My brother once offered me a weed cigarette when he was like 15 but that was actually one of the very few times where i got kinda upset with him because he usually is a very good influence and stuff, but here i was kinda shocked he is even offering me this so i was like no drugs are wrong and he was like yea whatever but then later he came to my room and he was really sorry for offering it and that made me really proud so i just poured us a glass of warm milk and we made up fine. Other than that i never even had any oportunity to do drugs. I don't have any tattoos but i actually wanted to get a couple little stars tattooed from my ear down my neck. One of my brothers exes had that and while i hate her and want to be nothing like that ugly whore, i must admit it looked beautiful so if my brother allows it i would get that tattooed in the future, maybe for my birthday. And no i only have my belly button piercing, which i got because i wanted it for a long time, older sister of my best friend had one and i told her i like how it looks and she says guys like it and find it hot so i got that, and then the nip ones after i turned 18. I got those hoping my brother would like them but i actually got used to them myself so i don't regret getting them that much, even if he doesn't like them or doesn't care for them.

i'd do anything to know the proportion of bonafide motherfucking in these threads to the proportion of larps. it seems unbelievable. to manage to finagle your literal life-giver, the woman whose prime programming is to care for you and love you in every way excluding lust, to desecrate that relationship forever and always with carnality.

of course that taboo is the same reason why it is so mindbreakingly hot. there are no doubt some real stories here. it's just inconceivable that they share the same earth as me.

>>82116000
>desecrate that relationship forever and always with carnality.
yeah that's the main issue with it. obviously it's very hot, but it is ultimately worth it?

>>82115996
hey nomi, any updates with your brother? have you talked more? feeling better? weekend plans?

>>82116023
i'd fuck my aunt ten times a day but never my mudda. the post-nut clarity would give me an aneurysm. if that didn't kill me i'd probably kill myself.

>>82116023
>it is ultimately worth it?
It was in my case although I never fucked her.

>>82115996
hej nomi
>bleeding thing
that's cute. it's called a period in englash.

nomi, any chance you've been diagnosed with autism? i don't mean this in a bad way. most people here are autistic. for what it's worth, i highly recommend not getting a neck tattoo as your first. rather start with a secret place, and as you grow and if you still think tattoos are something that reflect you, you can put them on more public parts of your beautiful body.

>>82116076
You're lucky to have a hot aunt instead of a hot mother.

>>82116078
>although I never fucked her
I don't understand

>>82116180
She knows my feelings for her so we just act as a couple.

Honestly surprised that there aren't more gay anons harping upon about dying to fuck their older brother, considering how common it is.

>>82116189
>we just act as a couple.
Must be quite blue-balling

>>82116229
A bit but at least I get free access to her fat tits for example.

>>82075215 (OP)
Had sex with my son about 20 years after my husband got full custody of him when he was a few months old

I didn't even know it was him

>>82116240
Holy shit. You met him by chance and fell into bed together ? Literally Oedipus. Please tell more ma'am.

>>82116240
lmfao, shut up larper

>>82116256
the chances weren't as slim as you might think, my ex husband never left the city, we ran into each other at my favourite book store (used to be my ex husbands, thinking about it I'm sure my ex husband brought him to that book store) and I was surprised at how attracted to him I was, considering I'm double his age, he was also attracted to me and asked me out

>didn't you find out his name?

yes, both of them, and my ex CHANGED both his first and last name

I took him to bed after the first date too

>>82116297
tell us more about your relationship

>>82116361
well it was mostly sexual, romance was second to us, we were getting to know each other some more after one of our encounters and he mentioned never knowing his mother, I said I never got to know my son and said that must have been why we were drawn to each other

he talked about what his dad used to say about me, and it tipped me off nearly, some of the describing words his dad used to use before he passed were verbatim what my ex husband called me right before we got divorced

asked what his dad's name was and it was my ex husband's first name, and a last name that didn't ring a bell, did a bit of research and figured out he was my son

a few weeks of throwing up from me and we're getting to know each other as mother and son, not fuckbuddies

>>82116405
>we're getting to know each other as mother and son, not fuckbuddies
So the fuckbuddy-ing stopped? Or continued sporadically?

>>82116424
yeah completely, I'm sorry that it isn't continuing, I'm sure you aren't happy to hear that

though you will be happy to know a part of me does want it to continue though, a fucked up part, it has been about 20 years since I was with somebody who was 20

>>82116439
Doens't need to stop if you both enjoy it. Maybe you can have a talk and set some boundaries. You both have needs obviously and like each other.

>>82116449
92% of me wants him as my son, the son I've been wanting for 20 years

the other 8% is the sexually frustrated 40 year old who was finally being satisfied

one side trumps the other, I'm sorry about that

>>82116439
how did your son react to the news he's been fucking his mom?

>>82116495
he withdrew for a short while, and then reached out after a few weeks and we got dinner together, keeping our hands off of each other

>>82116405
Was he any good at sex? Did he make you feel very good?

>>82116557
yes, he was actually really good at sex, made sure I felt good

>>82116089
No, i never had anything except being diagnosed with a disgraphic or something thing when i was a kid. You know in school when the teacher reads a text and you have to write as you hear. I had trouble with that a lot until i was like 10. Other than that nothing. Also i see what you mean, maybe i can get it on wrist or hip instead, but i will ask my brother first if he would like such a tattoo on me naturally. If he says no then i won't get it

>>82116000
>to desecrate that relationship forever and always with carnality.
I think that's all a matter of how one frames the act itself. For me (and take this with a grain of salt because I have not had sex with my mom), being physically intimate would boost my existing connection with my mom, not sever it completely. I fantasize about making love to her to better understand the woman who gave birth to me, to indulge in tender and loving intercourse that helps us both feel how much we love and mean to each other. Yes, there would be some eroticism (it's sex, of course there would be), but if the main focus is love and not lust I don't see why it has to break apart the mother/son relationship.

>>82116297
>yes, both of them, and my ex CHANGED both his first and last name
Lol what the fuck does that even mean, nice larp

>>82116034
Well i feel slightly better, body moves a bit, but i still feel very shit and weak, and i got a second round of antibiotics, so weekend plans are basically rotting in bed, just like the last couple of days. I didn't really have another big talk with him yet. Yesterday kinda drifted away and he wasn't home most of the day i think, not sure, i was very drowsy. I know he went out with his friends in the evening and got a bit drunk, i remember he wrote me on discord at like 1 in the morning, if i wanted to go see a movie in terrible gramar, so he had to be pretty drunk, because it was silly, like he knows i can't really go anywhere and there aren't even any movies open at 1 in the morning. But it was funny so i had a good laugh and then went back to sleep

>>82117081
>second round of antibiotics
WTF did you catch? Been more than two weeks since your first posts.

>>82117081
>he wrote me on discord at like 1 in the morning, if i wanted to go see a movie
he was probably quite horny and thought of you

>>82116652
this is so mythological that it's almost unbelievable. can you provide some detail that pushes this past the realm of mere fantasy ? some quirk or detail that would be difficult to imagine outside of direct experience. i want to believe you mommy.

>>82117081
>>82117110

yes cookie in many countries this last night half drunk misspelled message is a booty call -- direct evidence of deep held desire. i think you might be surprised how honest he would be with you after a few drinks. have you ever got drunk or tipsy with your brother before ?

>>82116000
Dexter and Dexmom seem to be handling it just fine
It's incredible the kind of things you can accomplish with love and communication

>>82116458
Tell us more about yourself:

>>82077062
>>82082677
>>82091717

>>82117081
We all know even if you weren't sick you'd be rotmaxxing it up, but what about your brother?
What's his job or does he go to university?

>>82117098
I mean i'm getting better just very slowly. Consequences of my stupid escape are punishing me hard. I doubt my whole run away thing could have gone any worse
>>82117319
Hey that's mean, i do stuff you know, like biking or hiking, or if my brother wants to do anything i try to tag along with him. He let me come wall climbing a couple times with him and his friends, which was fun but holy shit very hard. Or i just try to hangout with my friends. Sure i have days where i just waste it in my room but it's not like i don't do stuff

>>82117110
>>82117132
No it wasn't a horny thing, sadly. Trust me j would have loved to see a horny message from him, but it was just like hejjj wnnaana goo waachtt somethinng at a kinooo basically. I only found the message when i woke up at like 5 in the morning so i didn't answer him then, but he was just asking if i wanna go to the kino with him. We have gone together to the movies before
But no i never got drunk with my brother. I don't really drink, i tried a beer once and it tastes awful. When we go somewhere together where they serve drinks i just order stuff like a hot chocolate or a warm glass of milk. I feel like drinking is so unnatractive if you are a girl, i have seen my friends older sister wasted before and i was like wow you look like a prostitute. I never wanted my brother to see me like that, he would be so disgusted with me, i want him to find me sexy and attractive

>>82117634
>gets asked a question about her brother
>answers about herself instead

>>82117319
I don't want to say a lot about him, because his privacy is important to me, since he doesn't know i post here, but yes i can say that he is studying yes. It's great that a lot of the time he can do stuff for his classes at home through zoom or msteams because then i get to see him more often. Or well used to, i don't know how it will be now with my mom being so anxious about us, but maybe she thinks it's all good now thanks to his story

>>82117672
a message like "hejjj wnnaana goo waachtt somethinng at a kinooo" is literally how a drunk guy signifies he's horny through text. you should feel encouraged by this i think. he is obviously thinking about you, in many ways. you should drink with him. you can drink without getting drunk and "acting like a prostitute" drink a cider and sip it slow. alcohol often brings out the truth in people. especially when they are trying to hide it.

>>82117685
That's how you know Nomi is a real woman, she always makes everything about herself

damn the assholes are out in force today

look i'm sorry if my responses made you guys angry, i'm not trying to make everything about myself really, i just didn't want to reveal stuff about him because posting here is my choice and whatever i say about myself is my choice but telling stuff about him, that's not cool. I'm sorry if what i answered was bad or selfish or something.
>>82117868
you really think that's what that meant? To me it just seemed like he didn't know what he was doing and wrote something silly, since we both can't go to a kino at that time and i'm sick, which he knows. But then again, i have no clue what being drunk feels like really, i just imagine bad, so i don't really wanna find out either. But if it's a chance to make him like me more and want to like me back then i will try to drink with him if he ever invites me out with his friends again or something like that. I feel like if i just asked him if he wants to go drink, just us 2, would be kinda strange because i never did that, in fact he knows i avoid alcohol. But i feel so excited now if this really was him thinking about me in some flirty way. Should i ask him about it? If he wrote me that because he was trying to flirt?

>>82118359
Think you should kinda stop posting here, cus some posters are quite rude and patronizing.
Maybe update only if something significant happens with your brother.

>quick to apologize
>eager to please
Yup, those are telltale signs of growing up in a broken home
Her attraction to her brother makes all the sense in the world

>>82118359
Yeah you should take a break from here nomi, you've more than earned it

>>82118359
It's friday night, Nomi
Just invite your brother to hang out with you to do [activity]
What [activity] is up to you, you know him better than anyone

>>82118359
You probably haven't noticed with how self-centered you are but most regulars pick one day out of the week to swing by and drop updates
But those are the people who pulled it off, you're not there yet

>>82118359
you should consider taking a break, Nomi. the fact that whenever you post someone eventually pushes you to apologize really isn't great. take time off for yourself and feel free to update when something more substantial happens. rooting for you.

If she doesn't let the retards get her down she can still use the thread as one of her social outlets other than discord. The semi-toxicity of this thread might be making her immune system weaker though.

>>82118359
please just leave, you are clearly mentally unwell and hanging around here with those that encourage you into bizzare shit that will wreck your relationship with your family so they can chuckle and jack off isn't a good idea

stop looking for validation in these circles,
you have no experience with love or a relationship, but when its lower risk (ie with 99% of mankind that isnt your literal brother) people move on if the euphoria doesn't last,
you with their antics will just poison the well even if he starts acting like a horny freak and becomes blind to your mental illness, as feelings will eventually fade but he will still be your brother,

this isnt normal, stop giving fuel to porn addicts here, and stop going in circles that validate craziness

and stop using /mcg/ to blogpost>>82117634
>>82117081

>>82118727
Fuck off retard go back to outer r9k

>>82118359
You did something incredibly fucking stupid by running away from home, we or at least I will not stop giving you grief until you make things right with your brother
I know it hurts your feelings when I say this but YOU COULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING RAPED and then all your cute little feelings for your brother would have been useless because you'd be damaged goods and broken beyond repair
Make things right with your brother

you're not even the real hapa-chan

>>82118742
>noooo how dare a anon talk sense
he is right chud

>>82118359
It's best if you leave nomi-chan. Too many assholes hanging around here right now

>>82118900
yes leave forever

in the end even the momfuckers devolve to orbiting some random femcel blogging for attention

its so sad

>>82118727
You retard she is not blog posting. All of the things she said were answers to things people asked her.

You guys get off on being cunts to a sick young girl who almost died a week ago?
If your moms could see you now, they would be as dry as a desert and would be ashamed that you are their sons

>>82119181
add her on discord I'm here to jerk off to milf fanfics

>>82119419
Go to one of the porn boards or literotica retard, quit fucking up the thread.

the performance of mentally damaged vulnerable sexualized little girl is extremely popular and widely available its what 90% of the rest of this board is for its just a mismatch to do it here also but hey of course it worked and got a lot of attention because it always does

>>82117057
NTA, but she's saying she'd given her son a name, but the ex had it changed without her knowing after he'd gained full custody. Not that hard to follow.

To Oedimomanon, I hope your son was a good lover for you. How does he feel about the situation? Does he want to continue?

>>82119506
Why not just call her Jocasta lol

>>82078457
What's going on here? Who are they?

>>82119506
Fuck, I'm an idiot and somehow missed half the thread, sorry for re-asking. Either way, I do hope your relationship stays strong, and perhaps the chance at intimacy is something the two of you can reconcile to keep things from being too strained.

>>82119522
...Y'know, I don't have a good rebuttal to that. Fair.

>>82119181
stop simping for her retard
see >>82119440 what this anon said

her blogposts don't belong here,
add her on discord instead of having her shit it up with her blogposts and the incels drooling over it.

>>82119749
>her blogposts don't belong here,
>add her on discord instead of having her shit it up with her blogposts and the incels drooling over it.
She's at least more on topic than you are, considering you've stated outright you're only here to fap to "milf fanfics" (don't tell me, you also think anyone who is actually trying to get with their mom IRL is a fucking retard, right?). Also, update your fucking definition of "simping" because no one here wants to fuck Nomi. All the responses so far would be exactly the same if it was a dude trying to get with his sister.

to placate the malding faggots someone should start a sibling incest general. keep this one for the motherfuckers and assorted larpers.

>>82119866
>>82119866
that post wasn't me newfag,
nice attempt at a ad hom btw lmao

add her on discord, and fuck off
its embarrassing to see you bunch typing essays psychoanalyzing some mentally ill young girl

don't let any of these idiots bother you nomi-chan
there's always a small minority of dummies who like to complain
your updates are very much welcome here
it's my first time witnessing hapa-chan go all madwurst though

there's always anons complaining about larping
anons complaining about lack of stories
anons complaining about how plausible the stories are
anons complaining about lack of updates
anons complaining about long posts
anons complaining about the stories not being detailed enough
anons complaining about anything that isn't strictly moms
anons complaining about the thread dying
anons complaining about the CHADSON spam keeping the thread up

and they all seem to forget this isn't reddit

We all saw that blunder with the samefagging and the quickly deleted post
He is just trying to give "Nomi" a funeral

Not liking these uncomfy vibes and drama...

>>82120238
Hapa-chan's problem with Nomi is the most straight-forward
>I didn't run away when I got rejected, why did you?
Just a woman moment

>>82120238
go fuck yourself fucking retard and fuck with the larp fetishist blogposters

FUCK YOU

>never thought women could ruin yet another comfy general, but I was wrong
Better go to discord or /trash/ to talk about momlove now, I guess

>>82120305
>>I didn't run away when I got rejected, why did you?
Wonder how she would've reacted to her dad going straight to her mom when it happened lmao

>>82120393
It's the cringe orbiters who ruined the vibes, not nomi

>>82120393
It's not woman anon. It's how boys react when a woman is around. They literally start screaming and throwing their shit at one another.

>>82120393
>>82120420
Fellas, fellas please, we all know the disappearance of Felix is what actually killed the vibes

>>82120393
>>82120420
i dont even mind hapa,
its nomi with her retarded blogposts and her simps sperging out essays against anyone that doesn't like her spamming in /mcg/

to you morons, just go to b's incest thread or discord, stop treating this as princess playtime for some legit white trash

>>82120454
You do have a point. Felix's disappearance has been highly frustrating.

>>82120494
She's not blogposting retard, she's reponding to people asking questions.
Nomi's saga has kept the general active for the past two weeks.

It's time's like this I wish /bant/ had a 500 post bump limit and unique post filter

>>82120400
And I bet you she'd say something like
>I was smart enough to try to seduce him when we were alone in the house, why wasn't she?
The idea of a tall athletic nordic teenage girl being scolded by a tiny asian woman over how she fumbled her shot at incest love is hilarious to me

>>82120494
Dude if she was posting shit like "hee hee today I'm kinda bored hows it going /mcg/ :3" then you would have a point, but literally all her responses are what I'd expect from any regular in these threads. Like christ, by what fucking right are you playing gatekeeper to the thread about having sex with blood relatives? Who died and made you King Incest?

>>82120626
>Who died and made you King Incest?
lol

Would you try to bimbo-fy your mommy in case of success?

Why tf does 4chan have to be so fucking dead that the only way to have an active thread on this topic involves having recurring conflicts in the userbase?

>>82120771
We love our mods, our rule enforcement
We love our jannies, they're important
Especially when they slowly kill the site by banning discussion of anything they personally don't like while leaving thinly veiled porn spam up on the hobby boards

>>82120799
I fucking wish we could split the thread. If we did that neither thread would make it through the week. If we don't the combined thread has to deal with weekly bickering.

>>82120877
It's a shame that the site's gotten so slow. We had those sibling threads for years and I could be remembering wrong but it didn't feel like they were all that slow.

>>82120707
Partially, just her outfits and such.

>>82120626
exactly what i was saying earlier
I was here since the start of her posts and nomi never spammed or blogposted. She came here while being suicidal and homeless, thinking she will die soon. Then got pneumonia or something and almost died, and in panic called her lover bromi to save her, which he did.
After that she has just been laying in bed giving us updates and answers to questions WE asked her.
Her answers were long, almost all of her messages reached 2K limit. None of them were short garbage, or spam, or as you said something stupid like "loool mcg like you wouldnt believe what like, my friend said in school omg i cant even" or some shit like this that 18 year old tiktok brainrot people say
She was nice and kind to everyone, gave long and steady answers to almost all questions we asked her, and has just been obviously dealing with a lot of mental strain herself

I really feel like the people hating her for existing here are just angry because swedish belle here had the balls to pursue her incest love tendencies while you guys just goon to your mom in secret.
She isnt even the first non-mom poster. We didnt hate BPD-chan, did we? We didnt hate auntcest guys. We didnt shit on brosis, we dont tell hapa to fuck off.

>>82118412
Was the whole "dad hates and hits me" not a big enough hint?

>>82121160
Marry her faggot
we dont want your cope
both her and her simps (in the wrong thread) are insufferable

>>82121160
>We didnt hate BPD-chan, did we? We didnt hate auntcest guys. We didnt shit on brosis, we dont tell hapa to fuck off.
All of those posters have actually caught their share of flak over the thread's existence. One of the big reasons auntfem left in 2023 was militant momcest posters complaining that it was aunt nephew. For some reason people don't understand that the thread legitimately can't survive anymore as a solely momcest thread.

>>82121236
>One of the big reasons auntfem left in 2023 was militant momcest posters complaining that it was aunt nephew
Was she not exclusively momfem by the time she left?

>>82121269
they are schizos making things up, none of the other posters have been as obnoxious in their spam as nomi and her simps.

>>82121320
Your mother WILL die in her sleep tonight

>>82121236
its just funny to me that they act like this in a momcest thread
Like ok so you want to fuck your mom? Cool, what would she think if she saw you here?
>hey hun, what did you do today?
>oh hi mom, i bullied a sick teenage girl online today, i bullied her real good mommy

yeah i bet your mom would be gushing wet from hearing about what her schizoid little boy is doing

If the threads consistently hit the 150 image limit with the vast majority of those pics being of milfs, would that be enough to keep the bickering from happening?

>>82121160
>>82121362
Dexter's reaction to Nomi-chan is very telling, he politely told her he didn't feel she has a future with her brother and left it at that.
Now that's a man who was raised right by his mother
And raised to fuck her but that's besides the point.

>>82121392
No because then you'd be capitulating to the same retard who's been seething over Nomi getting more attention than his attempts to play Faggot Stepdad

>>82121404
we still running with the conspiracy theory dexmom is secretely evil and has been grooming dex for this all along?

Anybody wants to play Faggot Stepdad?

>>82121569
>>82121417
>>82120524

He literally made a thread about Faggot Stepdad after having his melty over Nomi

>>82121585
>anon thinks half the thread annoyed by her squad is some mythical cuckanon that lives rentfree in his head

>>82121585
So this is what that utter faggot wants for /mcg/? Nomi and all the other regulars gone so he can "what if?" cuck faggot bullshit?

No thanks, I stand with Nomi

>>82121585
>gets less than 10 replies every time he tries
>he blames this general for it
I know we throw the word around like candy but that really is autistic

Finally a weekend off. Need a vibe reset.

>>82120393
Wish we had a discord server to do our thing in desu.

>>82122252
It'd be against Discord TOS

>>82117118
what kind of detail do you want? It must be hard to believe but something like this wouldn't happen in a fictional setting that isn't porn, it's too unbelievable, and that's coming from the very person it happened to.
>>82117256
I look most like B, body wise.
if I could go into the past I would again to get full custody of my son

and here is your bingo card, I nearly got bingo too

I half marked some of them too.

>>82123156
the most difficult part to believe usually is that middle aged women browse /r9k/. explain?

>>82123239
I browsed 4chan a bit when I was younger, and I've been exploring it again recently

>>82075283
>@Pinecest Bro
I'd rather go by Uncle Anon if you don't mind.
So get this, exactly a week ago my sister invites me over to what I assume was gonna be dinner and a movie with our kid, fucking awesome I unironically love that, but when I get there our daughter isn't there, she dropped her off with our parents for the weekend, so we could have the house to ourselves for the weekend.
But by sunday morning we were desperate to get our princess back so we drove over to our parents to pick her up early and spend the rest of the day the three of us like a real family.
But that was that friday, this friday it's back to the solo usual. Pizza, six pack, one joint, a shit ton of movies.

>>82123248
So how does his dad figure into all of this?

>>82123273
He passed away about 5 years ago

>>82123294
What continent do you live on?

>>82123294
I mean more like why he had the kid and not you
I'm kinda lost, bring me up to speed please

>>82123366
Australia
>>82123369
he had a lot of money when he was alive and he got it in his head that I just wanted his money, and he spent so much of it taking my son away just to hurt me

>>82123390
You wouldn't happen to live on the gold coast would you?

>>82123390
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Nice to meet you
Sorry that happened to you, I won't go into it anymore

>>82123430
No, I don't
>>82123441
what exactly do you mean?

>>82123470
If he started wanting to have sex again would you let him?

>>82123470
I get it's a painful topic, I won't pry

>>82123490
yeah, a small part of me wants it to continue too, but he definitely doesn't want it to continue
>>82123499
alright, thank you.

>>82123539
>he definitely doesn't want it to continue
Eh, if he told the truth he probably has mixed feelings about it also.

>>82123539
How long ago did you two find out about being mother and son?

>>82123661
it lasted about 2 months, and we would meet up about twice a week

>>82123701
would you like for it to happen again once in a while? on some special occasions perhaps?

>>82123701
Did it happen so recently that the shock of finding out his girlfriend is his mom might not have completely worn off yet?

>>82123701
just how awful did you feel when you realized you two were blood-related?

>>82123785
I don't exactly know if I want it happening at a certain frequency, to stop completely, or just go back to how it was earlier
>>82123804
it happened quite recently, so we're still a bit awkward but it's getting better
>>82123833
I threw up constantly for days

>>82123871
Yeah I can imagine, I'm with my sister willingly and knowingly
If I had met a girl and had a good couple of months with her only to find out she's my long lost sister I'd be pretty fucking mortified
Once again, sorry that happened to you

>>82123871
im curious about something. As a mother who has commited incest, you say you threw up constantly for days
Do you think if your son wanted or did commit incest with a diffirent family member, would you be able to stomach it or support it even?
If your son and (insert family member) wanted to not just fuck but also date like you two did, and finding out about the relation wasnt a problem for them, or they already knew they are related but still just feel for each other and wanted to date

do you think as a parent you would be able to support it? or accept it at least?

>>82123903
most likely not, I don't think I could support it at all

>>82123898
you should give nomi some advice if she comes back, she got bullied out of the thread pretty hard today
her brother drunk texted basically her asking her out on a date, so i think she definitely has a good chance play house with him

>>82123921
I don't think I can reach out to her, dude
When you're at that age you're stubborn as fuck, when you make up your mind nobody can stop you no matter how many times you fuck up
We've all been there

>>82123871
>I threw up constantly for days
why are you here then...

>>82123958
Well yeah but i honestly think she might not be a disaster story yet. Her brother got shitfaced with his bros and drunk texted her at 1 in the morning asking her out on a date. Thats feelings right there. And the guy is probably masking brutal depression, i know if i had 4 girlfriends and got cheated on by every single one of them when i was 20 or 21 i dont remember exactly how old nomi said he was, i would be fucking spiraling

I feel like at that point, all he wants is a girl who will be loyal and will genuinely love him instead of hurting him. And maybe he is starting to realize with nomi he has a huge guarantee

>>82124237
Are you religious? Pray for her
It's friday night so it's saturday morning over there if I get my timezones right, maybe she got lucky and hung out with her brother, maybe she *got lucky* with her brother
Believe in Nomi

>>82124327
cant say very religious. Grandparents tried to kick me into going to church but like sorry but nah
yes its saturday morning in sweden i believe, but nomi is still sick, she was given a second round of antivirus meds, so i think the only hanging out she can do is if her brother comes to her room and sits on her bed, and i heavily doubt he would kiss her or fuck her while she has a fever and feels shit, but hopefully in the future when she is all well, he makes her dreams come true. After all, the only thing he has to do to achieve that is not pull out
But if you are drunk texting a girl because you are horny, you drunk text someone you like, maybe even an ex which is a horrible mistake but pussy is pussy sometimes. You dont really drunk text your sister unless you want her at least a little bit
I believe in nomi too