No one else is making a new thread, so I will!!
Previous thread >>82045489

Thread question: At what point would you consider BF'ing the guy you're dating?

Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ this is a heterosexual board.

>>82075390 (OP)
If you're dating past the first date you are bfs in my opinion. No other way.

>>82075396
Nothing is straighter than helping out a bro faggot

>>82075390 (OP)
For me it was at the same time i came out to my parents. That was the time when I decided it was really truly serious

>>82075396
Seethe and dilate faggot, there's no rule against it.

Damn i am now remembering i would hit on people posting femboy content on ifunny

pathetic gay ass slave faggots

>>82075534
You are just jealous you dont have a cute femboy slave who does your laundry (i hate folding clothes)

i feel like because of casual sex nowadays you kinda have to be bfs once you start dating you can't wait to go steady because if he's going on dates with other guys he might get an std and be ruined before you have a chance to be together

>>82075555 (checked)
Quads of truth.
woooooow this board is sooooo fancyy and originall

>femboyfriend
you are straight nigga and im not talking to you im talking to the faggot slaves

I couldn't imagine going to dates with multiple people at the same time. I mean if you go on one date and you don't click and nothing more happens so be it but 2nd date and beyond? No I would not go on a date with another person after that.

>>82075558
Thats why im against casual sex, he is running into that same chance with (you) in a way. Make sure he is good before risking anything.

I honestly just wish casual sex wasn't so prevalent, fucking prisonfags and bishits ruin everything.

>>82075570
Im allowed to like more feminine men. I am Hadrian reincarnated (im so based fr fr no cap)

>>82075595
youre not gay you have schizophrenia

>>82075590
casual sex IS gay culture for the vast majority of history. Blame the straights not letting us be open and marry until recently.

Return to tradition r9g

>>82075396
i'd argue this might be the most gay board, with the obvious exclusion of cm hm and lgbt. Even y is less gay because some "femcels" like that too.

>>82075612
Why not both? both is good

dog balls

>>82075390 (OP)
Nonsensical op question

>>82075752
Foot and oral ONLY thread

>>82075615
I am blaming the straights, prison gays and bishits use gay men for sex without having the intention of actually dating them.

>>82076079
Full cope

salty, creamy

Why do chuds hate gays? Those incels can at least try to score some pussy, it's socially acceptable. Meanwhile when you're gay there's automatic 95% chance it's over before it started.

>>82075590
I hear this sentiment a lot on 4chan. How do you even meet people like that irl? Grindr is for sex, not for romance

Worst day at work in a long time. I didn't stop working from the moment I got up until now, which is an hour overtime. Maybe some people can function like that but I'm not exactly a normie. The mental pressure when you're done with all the customers only for new ones to come swarming and old ones start ordering more. And you have no idea which dish is for what table anymore and your kind just melts. And then you get those weirdly specific coffee ppl I hate so much. Faggots that order only the cheapest drinks that take a while to make and then complain about the prices or waiting. And they always keep bugging you for more (uhhhmmm can you add more ice, can you get me another glass of water, can I get some lemon in my cola). I usually say no btw. Fuck em. It's a restaurant, not a coffee shop for bored losers.
I'm not washing dishes anymore for the most part but it's still so taxing and more work then ever. I need another day off.

>your kind just melts
*mind
Clearly my brain has melted. I really need breaks I couldn't even eat tho I'm never that hungry I just hate not being able to eat when I want.

>>82076246
something something grooming kids... something something muh degeneracy!

>>82075752
Would probably kill for this desu

>>82076319
Who started the child grooming psyop? This seems like a 2000s thing, not something that was talked about before.

It takes all of my will power not to spam my friend with videos of my cat (he doesn't like cats anymore because I would spam them)

>>82076367
blessed cat spammer

>>82076367
Spam here with your cat

>>82076367

who doesn't like cats? They're cute and sweet and awesome. If you don't like cats you are trash.

Whenever i see a homosexual sounding name in games i play, ill add them. Not because i want anything from them i just like talking to other autistic gays.

Being nicepilled is good but rudemaxxers ruin it for everybody

How do I become more boyfriendly?

>>82076745
That would depend on what your boyfriends personality is like.

>>82076745
Probably by doing and saying stuff like hi boy, would you like to be my friend that is also a boy?

>>82076582
It's crazy how I actually get meaner as I get nicer because I stop being so tolerant of rudeness

I will go to college next year and I will become a normie with a boyfriend and friends. My today-loneliness is temporary. I will make it in the end.

If a society extends niceness to those who are rude, it risks enabling the eventual dominance of rudeness; thereby undermining the very principle of niceness.

>>82076815
Who decides who is being nice and who is being rude? What if someone is being nice but you perceive it as being rude? Just dont be a bitch but also dont be an ass

>>82076815
Right it's the paradox of tolerance, but it still makes me feel bad because I also believe in things like moral subjectivity and metaphysical & dialectical materialism, and I think that people's actions and beliefs are informed more by context and circumstance than their own free will & agency. If I'm being serious I think that most ruder people are themselves primary victims and their secondary victimization of others is just an expression of their own trauma. In which case the right thing to do is being a bit of a bitch and turning the other cheek to greet their violations with healing & compassion instead.

r9g discovers Christianity and forgiveness live in 4k
Wholesome

I miss when there were actual conversations on here.

>>82076815
I'm kind and altruistic even if it fucks me over, that's just who I am deep down.
When I was a kid and had a snack like candy or chips, I always shared with other kids even when they were my bullies, even if they took fistfuls, even if they didn't even say please.
I kept giving another kid my allowance too, they asked once, and then I figured they needed it more.
I got taken advantage of to shit, but it made me happy in a weird way.

>>82076480

You like cats and you're trash. I agree, story old chap, but he used to like cats before I spammed way too much. This is a cross I must bear.

>>82077084
Im not wanting to be rude but it doesnt sound like its being nice, its just sounding like being too eager to please. Probably will make things easy for your BF though

My cat walked into the room, snooped around and meowed all over the place. Then he got on me and started sleeping while I was gaming. Not even 5 minutes later he went off before I could finish my game and pet him ;-;

>>82077127
could be that too, I was a massive people pleaser for way too long aswell :p

>>82076905
Paradox of tolerance is the biggest bullshit ever and just an excuse to be intolerant of people you don't like by fear mongering about how they will take away your rights

>>82077084
You have a cuck personality. Now buy me games on steam because I need your money more than you do.

>>82077084
Let me love and protect you (you are precious and valuable)

>>82077148
Has that changed?

>>82077084
poor little fella, clearly needs a big strong bf to protect him.

>everyone coming out of the woodworks to take advantage of the soft boi

i wish i had a cat, but its probably too expensive and i wouldnt be able to feed it well :(

I hate cats. Dogs are better.

mexican teen ragebait attempt

>>82077171
>You have a cuck personality.
I know, I hate this about myself sometimes.
>>82077215
>Has that changed?
I'm still generous whenever the opportunity presents itself, but what changed was that I'm no longer as naive about it (giving away everything I have)
if a homeless person asks me to buy them something or to give them some change I'll happily do that, If highschoolers ask me for a cigarette, I'll give them a few extra since I've been there before.
>>82077189
>>82077266
Honorary (you)s

>tfw no bf who lights homeless people on fire

The guy I bought Barricade from said I had a good afro... What did he mean by this...

>>82077472
Not trying to change your nature but you shouldn't give stuff to homeless people. It lets them stay away from the places who will give them better/longterm help. There have been some studies about it, but its not definitive or anything. I would also avoid giving kids cigs but that's just me

>>82077084
i had a similairish time when i was younger, not quite as bad but i always used to do pretty much anything for other people and it felt weird saying no and cruel. I got out of it later though when people just started straight stealing and knocking it out of me even if i still ended up in the same position. Just moved from polite pathetic to pathetic pathetic i suppose.

I think the reason I can never make friends is unironically because I'm too nice.
We were talking about this in the other thread - a lot of normie/heterosexual socialization is defined by cruelty and a constant battle for dominance to the point that having any sort of softness or sensitivity within you makes it hard for you to assimilate into normiehood. Because of the fact that a lot of heterosexual battle dominance-battling is based on treating anything feminine as lesser, a lot of gay boys (who are excluded from masculinity by virtue of having the "feminine" trait of androphilia) never learn to engage in the castrating heterosexual male rituals made to rape all gentleness out of boys.
The only way to learn to socialize with normies is to become rude, and I don't have that in me. Sometimes I wish I could be ruder.

Homeless people (let me make a distinction, real homeless people, not like kids who got kicked out) deserve nothing but death. Don't give them SHIT.

>>82077573
I'm disappointed in you transformersite

>>82077568
Is it rude or just banter? Most people outside of teens will accommodate if you say something about it.

>>82077606
Why is that, I have spoken nothing but the truth...

>>82077622
"Banter" is unironically just bullying in most cases

>>82077622
i think for adults and older society, it is all more subtle and below surface level. It is still there and you can sometimes see it leak through to the top. But it is not as blunt as teens and kids who simply dont care for their social image in the same way yet.

I wish I was straight

heavy sweaty femboy balls on my face

>>82077651
I disagree. I think most men dont see it as that even on the receiving end of it.
>>82077661
Kids are simply cruel and dont understand where the line is or even if there is one. Every guy friend group ive been has been filled with banter and no one has batted an eye at any of it. All my jobs have been like that too.

>>82077681
You're so fucking straight
But I'm a queer
I'm a homo
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here...

>>82077699
>I think most men dont see it as that even on the receiving end of it.
Because they've been castrated into believing that constant dominance-battling and cruelty is a normal part of socialization. I don't like being humiliated.

>>82077733
I still disagree. Most men are competitive to some degree and i think it stems from that. Not saying its a bad thing but i think you are more of an outlier. And its not society, go watch how animals act, its just how men are. If anything we are nicer to each other than ever before.

>>82077568
this resonates within me to some extent, I've had very few (bio)male friends and it was awkward to interact with (bio)guys in general because I lack "male" mannerisms and I don't really know how to react to them either, like I'm a dumb little french bulldog among wolves.

>>82077783
french yucky

>>82077794
It was an analogy, I'm not actually fr*nch

>>82077783
Can you give a specific example? Or multiple if you have some

>>82077861
I can only come up with one that makes any sense, but basically if some guys are playfighting or roughhousing I get uncomfortable even if I know nothing's wrong, I never really liked rough play as a kid, and I figure that carried over.

how many of you have sniffed a guys used underwear...

>>82078076
Let me ask you a question that truly decides how masculine you are. How often do you think about fighting something you have no way in hell if beating (obviously you still imagine winning)

>>82078228
None unless you count being on them still as used. but my bf sniffs mine often, my armpits and feet as well. Usually after i work out.

If gays like cats so much why haven't they evolved into cats yet? Hmmm?? It just sounds like the logical thing to do really

I used to torture and kill animals as a kid. Dogs, stray cats, birds...

>>82078228
when i was taking my sweaty shirt off after a workout the other day i paused with it over my head and took a deep whiff of the trapped smell

I make dinner for my bf and i daily. Today will be a simple meal of pasta and chicken.

>>82078228
I used to sniff my dad's used underwear

>>82078329
https://voca.ro/1nJapIPH7c03

elon musk vocaroo trips

>>82078329
wish id have done this as kid, instead i was the dipshit in class thatd bite people

Any other hairycels here? I want a boyfriend but I'm a hairy Mediterranean and gays seem to prefer hairless guys. I could shave, but I'd have to shave almost my entire body

>>82078826
dont shave

https://youtu.be/HvUzVoE8bsY

I hate cats they spread toxoplasmosis and shit inside of the house and never listen to commands and they are way more expensive to feed then dogs and they love to claw and destroy shit

>>82078928
How am I supposed to get a boyfriend then? I'm not getting fat

>>82078969
what have you tried so far? be honest

thumos male

>>82078826
Have you tried being 6ft tall with a perfect face and changing your name to chad?

>>82078970
Fair point, fair point

I'm a grown post puberty 19 year old man, why am I getting forehead acne

How can people be involuntarily bald and gay? Just take fin. You cant worry about turning gay because you're already gay.

I'm 26 and I still get face acne and chest acne and back acne

>>82078777
>forcing your voice deeper to impress LITERAL retarded faggots online

If somebody calls their guy friend a "cocksucker" (as a casual insult, not directly homophobic) and they say sigh and say "yeah" is that an admission of being gay or do straights not mind being called cocksuckers anymore?
(I don't know the target of the insult very well.)

>>82079097
I think he's doing it to mock the edgelord he's replying to.
I want to kiss him

>>82079110
What was the context?

>>82078679
I did that with mom's a few times

>>82079124
I think they were annoyed that he did poorly on a test (enough to pass but barely).

cockcel

Elliot rodger was right about bottoms they only want chad

>>82078826
Once you are in a longer relationship you kinda stop shaving all the time. Its a lot of work and you shouldnt expect your bf to do that everyday unless he enjoys it

the only thing a man should shave is his scalp

did it again. jerked off to pretty gay shit last night. dunno why, im pretty sure im straight, its just when alcohol...

This general should be deleted and you should all be killed.

>>82079305
>tfw no soijak bf

>>82079110
>is that an admission of being gay or do straights not mind being called cocksuckers anymore?
>I think they were annoyed that he did poorly on a test (enough to pass but barely).
no

watch gay porn immediately

>>82079318
I jerk off to twink porn about 3 times a day and I'm completely straight it's not gay porn though cause it's cute twinks

>>82079112
It's an old Kiwi vocaroo, schizo posts them on occasion when appropriate.

How on earth do you style long hair? I see guys walking by and I can never understand how they do that with their hair, in fact any time I've grown it out it just frustrates me until I cut it back again

>>82079442
fair enough. if they look girly enough its good enough for me. but the straight part, how did you determine this. you just have zero interest in guys in real life, the weird "jerking off to gay porn" stuff is exclusively a "behind closed doors" sorta thing?

i had the opportunity to have a bf once as he asked me out, but the age gap was just too uncomfortable

Meeting bf again in two days, much gay sex to be had

>>82079610
What were your ages?

>>82079569
I've never jerked off to gay porn only cute twink porn and I am interested in guys irl but only cute twinks that I've seen in person which isn't gay

>>82079653
>and I am interested in guys irl
...thats actually gay. thats way gayer then just jerking off to twinks, dude. thats actual gay.

>get bf
>Girls start getting interested in me
Lol. Lmao.

tongue kissing your bf in front of women is chad behavior

>>82079675
Explain to me how being attracted to a cute guy irl is gay then

>>82079675
engage in my bait discussion

>>82079817
Haha this is funny because you'd have to be a chad in the first place to have a bf

>>82080066
Exactly
I am the most chad here

I want more gay friends, all my gay friends either trooned out and or just became giga sluts.

I can't even get friends as a non chad when I talk to bottoms even platonically they instantly block and ghost me because they can telepathically sense I'm under 6ft tall and they point and laugh at my tiny height and tiny white penis

>>82079998
its literally one of the symptoms of being gay, my man. you ever hear someone go "man, that girl is really hot looking. oh no, i think im gay"

>>82080282
>you ever hear someone go "man, that girl is really hot looking. oh no, i think im gay"
Only when I've seen dudes mistaking pictures of trannies for women online

give me a r9gay gf

>>82079536
What are you trying to do with it? It depends on the texture of your hair and how it goes with your face

>>82080178
All of my platonic gay-on-gay interactions come from these threads

>>82080364
That's probably the main problem. I actually have not a clue, but I usually end up trying a middle part. I just don't think it's ever gotten long enough that that's been viable without looking goofy as can be. I do have straight hair so it should work, as for how it goes with my face I guess that's something I'd learn through trial and error only

>>82080381
Thats why i come when i really shouldnt be here besides the gay part

How do i become a slut if I have no social skills and no friends?

>>82080457
Why would you want that? (Nigga)

>>82080401
Anon, I have never seen a non-Chad pull off a middle part. Please look into forehead-covering bangs for a start.

>>82080457
Greendur. Now shoo this is an aidsfree thread

I like my hair because it's cool and emo

>>82080457
Be a bottom and have your age start with a "1"

where is my beautiful virgin twink shota boyfriend? Im getting impatient...

Eating a frozen pizza for dinner at 10pm. Wow a new low even for me. At least it isn't fast food I guess. What are gaybots up to this monday?

Being gay sucks sometimes, but holy shit, am I glad I don't have to deal with the humiliating dynamics of heterosexuality. I'm becoming increasingly heterophobic with time.
>>82080764
Why is eating frozen pizza for dinner a new low? That seems pretty normal for today's day.

>>82080616
Bunnymutt is hogging them all and making them piss into jars in his basement

>>82080782

because I just woke up from a nap a couple hours ago. If I'm not careful I'll go nocturnal again.

>>82078280
Late but will reply anyways.
Pretty specific scenario, so never
sometimes I might imagine fighting something but I have magic in that imagined scenario because I'm scrawny as shit and would get rekt by everything otherwise.

Gaybots, describe your ideal bf, even if he's unrelalistic. I want to see what you guys want.

>>82080833
I've never exactly thought about an ideal bf simply because I know right off the bat, that the "ideal bf" has no chance of existing and being gay for me at the same time.

>>82080833
I think my ideal bf would be someone that makes me feel a sense of stability in this world that scares me. He'd be the rock I build a house on basically. He'd enjoy staying in and watching shows while cuddling, going out sometimes to go on walks or bike rides, and just try new experiences as a whole. He would put up with my stupid and bad qualities and I'd try and be a better person and bf for him. And he would want to have at least two cats that way he can be one of their favorites and I can be the others. That's the ideal bf in my eyes

>>82080833
>is xy male (no pooners)
>willing to suck my dick and let me suck his
>switch/vers like me
>similar interests in things (don't have to match 100% but no glaring opposites)
>similar libido (I'm pretty horny)

>>82080969
pretty based ideal imo

>>82080880
and how would you feel if you hadnt had breakfast this morning

>>82081078
Nigguh I had brekfast tudday dawg you trippin frfr whatchu on about stop talking shiet

Does r9gay go to conventions

>>82081125
no those are super depressing to go to unless you go with others and even then there's not really anything to do

>>82081125
I'm not into anything deep enough to want to attend conventions, but I enjoy re-watching internet historian's videos about dashcon and rainfurrest every once in a while so I guess that counts?

>>82081125
Yes, but I always go with my little sister so I never end up socializing with anyone or anything. Sometimes there are cool looking people but I get too scared to approach

>>82076268
I agree with your post. Like just look at any gay thread on this site, plenty of gay virgins.

>>82080814
There is some level then. A womans version would be imagining winning a fake argument. There was a dumb movie with Christopher walken and morgan freeman that had a great opening about that. Christopher walken is a art gallery guard and imagines fighting ninjas to save his favorite painting.

>>82081125
I feel like going to one of those alone with zero friends would just be an exercise in depression, seeing everyone there having fun with people they know while I just stand around awkwardly.

>>82081172
For most people here absolutely. Me now i could probably just grab a drink if its allowed and start chatting to people doing cool cosplays. No one is going to hate a genuine compliment. Without a drink im back in the same boat

>>82081188
Yeah but a little chat with a stranger vs having fun with people you know and are already friends with seems like two different things. I would drop spaghetti and muck up any conversation most likely too.

>>82081202
You do it enough and you meet people to hang out with. Its better with people you know but its more unique with strangers. Ive learned some important life lessons hanging out with people I just met.

>>82080833
Ideal BF
>soft, sensitive boy who isn't afraid of being sentimental and gay
>few relationships outside of the one he has with me (because I'm an asocial retard too and I would probably resent a super sociable boy)
>loves me
>similar interests and perspectives on life (obviously I wouldn't want to date a clone, but I'd want someone I can get along well with)
>similar cringe sexual interests to my own

Also, because you said IDEAL...
>has some sort of physical deformity or scar that most people perceive as ugly[\spoiler]

>>82081217
see I don't have any friends and never had friends in my life. The whole concept of having fun in public or with others is completely foreign to me.

>>82079067
>>82079081
Seeing a dermatologist is a good place to start. I used to have really big cysts on face when I was 21, but after acutance it got a lot easier to manage. I still get pimples but it's not as bad as it used to be.

>>82081241
Used to be for me. Now im out all the time. Im generally pretty busy now socially. I go out to a bar for trivia weekly, family movie night, game nights with bros twice a week, hang out other friends friday nights, small party bi monthly. Mid 20s hit me in a good way. I used to never want to step foot outside or interact with anyone I don't know. I got a lot more self confidence after finding a bf. I love him so much.

>>82081264
How did you find a BF? oririr

>tfw no severe acne conglobata boyfriend
I am owed one. Right now

>>82081298
Soc. I tried here for a while but got no where. He lived across the country at the time. Did ldr for a while and got him to move here. I just waded through endless piles of shit until i found someone with similar interests. Rizzed him by streaming me playing games and showing him movies/anime (he hardly had seen anything so everything was new to him)

>>82081264
Similar story here
He's the one who invites me to go to cons, it's a good time in a small group

>>82081331
Where else could one look? soc is kind of dead RN. There's barely any gay guys on soc. All trannychasers.

>>82080833
Cute lean guy who's slightly shorter than me (I'm 6'2). Upbeat and smart. Pushes me to be a better person while understanding my limits. Clean shaven, short hair, no piercings, little to no tattoos, not a smoker.

>>82080833
hue would cleave all of you into the ground right now for having standards and ideals when looking for a bf

>>82081347
Anywhere you have people on your area if the spectrum with your interests. Tagmap maybe. Just trying to find gays in areas of shared interest. I dont know anywhere new since i havent looked in almost 5 years now.
>>82081339
Yeah its good to have that balance. One more extroverted one more introverted.

>>82081172
that was me last month at a anime convention but atleast i bought a cookie to make me feel better

[Insert quip about r9gays height here]

>>82081788
Being 5'9" is literally a fate worse than death. At least 5" fags can be cute and comically short

>>82080557
But im not sure if i want to bottom. The thought of fingering myself alone disgusts me. Plus I hear bottoming is extremely painful. I just want to suck dick

starting a business to help bottoms stretch their holes with my cock

I think I'm going to kill myself tomorrow

>tackles gaybot
Haha now you're str8

>>82081891
>I hear bottoming is extremely painful
You heard wrong fag

I just realized that even if i did organize a meetup like the one in eyes wide shut, i'd have nobody to invite to it.
All my "friends" and acquaintances, have no idea of the depth of my depravity, the extent of my wickedness.
And it's not a proper cult ritual if there's only one participant

>>82077472
>didn't buy me a game
Fake altruism
>>82077499
He probably meant you had good afro
>>82077568
Yasss queen gays are so superior you go gurl. Socialize with women instead like a real faggot

Story is too dumb to get foods he doesn't have to cook. Is this a mutt thing? You know that canned fish exists? Not just fish s ton of ready made foods you can store in the fridge and simply take them out when you're too lazy to prepare a proper meal
>>82080764
>story starting discussion that isn't about himself
Fishy
>>82080792
Lmao

>>82080918
Beautiful post actually
>>82080969
Reasonable post actually
>>82081125
Why would I do that (I don't have the option to but I don't like large crowds of people)

>>82081331
Can you fuck off from a thread where you clearly don't belong you soulless insect
>just waded through endless piles of shit until i found someone with similar interests
Modern dating in a nutshell
>Did ldr for a while and got him to move here
What would hue say about this hm? I'm imagining his impotent robotic screams

>>82083007
>depravity
Like what, friendnorm?

>>82081788
why is 5"3 ranked better than 5"4-5"5. i mean 5"3 people are better but that definitely seems like poor ordering.

>>82075390 (OP)
>covers my cock in another mans fecal shit, the smell filling the room...
>Oh god it's orgasmic!
>To the world: "I'm not mentally ill!"
Get therapy for the buttsex you had with your uncles before it's too late.

>>82075396
Quite right. The age of the poofta is over.

My butt is cleaner than your fgf's poonhole.

Alright fags, I need your opinion on something
>be 21 yo bicurious fag
>never done anything with anyone, I just jerk off to femboys and twinks
>talking with a guy I meet on a chatroom
>mentions offhandedly he's a bottom
>Tells him I'm curious about guys
>"oh, wanna talk on snap? I can help you explore that curiosity"
>exchange snaps
>he starts sending me pics, nice ass and thighs
>tells him it made me hard
>"nice lol, show me"
>send a dickpick for the first time on my life
>he just responds "damn"
>I get really nervous and I block him and delete that burner account
So did he think my cock was too small or weird?

reflecting on the now-25 years of my life, disappointed overall
also why does youtube automatically append playlist and radio suffices to music videos now, i clicked the video itself for a reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e_3Cg9GZFU

I should become an eccentric photographer, then travel the world with a hunky camera and meet gaycels from various places, take pictures of them with B&W filters, then crate a collection called "faces of truecels", maybe have an exposition in some brutalist art gallery.
I could watch the crowd admire my works as i wear a solid color turtleneck while making a pensive look.

>>82083302
give up your inquiries which are completely useless, and consider these words a second warning.

Hugged my cat as if he was a plushie and slept for a bit like that. For once he was so sleepy and peaceful.

>>82080833
my ex, he wasn't perfect, but with each passing day I miss him more and more. Quite the horrid sort honestly, I do deserve better, but he's my perfect boy.

>>82080833
My ideal bf is a bottom that isn't chad only

>>82080833
Meow no idea there's nobody for me yay

>>82084174
When you try thinking of your ideal bf you could start with BLACK skin and just build on that

>>82084206
Skin color is irrelevant there is nobody I could love in this world

>>82083280
No. I enjoy talking to anons from here.

>>82083007
I can go to your meetup anon. I will bring orange juice

>>82084256
Why though? All you've been doing is bragging about how great your life is in a thread filled with lonely guys who will probably never have that.

>>82083448
He probably thought it was good, but nothing impressive. Don't take it too seriously. Bottoms see a minimum of 10 different cocks per day, he's too desensitized to care

So I'm never going to get into a loving relationship. Might as well just go on Grindr and get an STD just to feel the touch of anothr man

>>82075390 (OP)
>At what point would you consider BF'ing the guy you're dating?

i have no idea i have no date history, but I imagine after a few dates, where there is mutual romantic intent, and a kiss somewhere, we'd both have a talk about what this is

I'm going to see if I can find a "side" "hookup" (frotting partner) on Grindr actually

>>82084349
Whats your go to technique for frotting?

>>82084686
I don't know, I've never touched anyone else's penis IRL. I'll figure it out when I get there

>>82084707
Lame, I was hoping for a suggestion thats better than two hands together tilting your cocks back and forth rubbing your cock heads against the under side of each others shaft sort of like in a butter churn motion

>>82084291
Because im about 5+ years older than a lot of anons here and i want them to know they wont be loney forever. I want them to know they can get what they want.

>>82084781
You're an outlier though. You found your boyfriend in an exceedingly unlikely place out of sheer luck. The majority of anons here will never, ever get to experience what youre experiencing

>>82084788
Or maybe the other anons who are successful just dont come back here. And after getting more confidence i learned how easy it would have been to find people interested in me. They wouldn't have been as good as my bf but im biased.

If I don't get kissed by a boy somewhere on my face in the next 24h I will cry.

i personally find posts like that very demoralizing and usually set me off on a big depressive episode because not everyone is granted a life good enough that i can just move across the country because no one is coming here. i've talked to other gay men in the country and every single one of them either live in way better places or wish that they lived in said better places. it also doesn't help that i'm not american or live in the eu so the options are basically non-existent but people can never fathom what it's like being not from those places. there that ends my retarded depressive rant i'm off to go waste time until i have to be home again and alone with my thoughts.

>>82084848
Its a lot easier than you would imagine to move. Unless there are specific people that are keeping you where you are at. I doubt i live in an area people love to live in or want to move to but its home and i like it here.

Has the average age here not changed in several years? Is it still mostly 19-21 year olds?

>>82084875
>t. wealthy american

>>82084875
i'm sure that's true for lots, but i already live in one of the cheapest areas in the country and anywhere cheaper than here would be even worse in terms of the dating pool. maybe with the less than $600 i have to my name it's actually doable to move to a place that has at minimum double the cost of living and i'm just not aware but i already struggle with money living in government housing. genuinely just trying to keep enough money in the bank so if i ever am lucky enough to buy opioids i can get enough to od on and hopefully find out there's nothing on the other side because i can't do this again

>>82084797
Keep up the fight man, good to know someone else is trying to spread the good word that self confidence can still get you a man in the year of our lord 2025

>>82084931
If you live in subsaharan africa then im sorry you are just screwed.
>>82084972
The drugs might be hurting things bit. Can you commute to a nicer area to get a better job? It sucks for a bit but it helps build up a safety net. If you arent tied down you could make friends with someone farther away and try to live with them for a bit while you earn some money. Im assuming you are in the US but its hard to suggest more without knowing more.
>>82084980
Have confidence can really get you anywhere in this world. High school probably just ruins it for so many people

>>82084797
Your whole improovement journey happened exclusively because you managed to find a nice guy on soc. If you hadn't met him, you wouldn't even have developed the social skills that make you likeable to other people. That alone already makes you an outlier, because it's very hard to find nice boys off soc, especially given how dead it is today. How is your average gaycel supposed to replicate those conditions? Do you not realize how difficult it is to find a boyfriend who is both not an insufferable normalfag and not a coomer in these sorts of internet corners?
Your life got better because you got lucky. And that's great, don't get me wrong, but it's not something that can be replicated by most people here.

>>82085022
oh i don't do drugs i just want to do them to kill myself. and no i can't even commute to closest other city to me which is 11x closer than the closest one that actually is decent. and it's okay i don't really need suggestions i've researched how to leave for ages and it's not possible.

>>82085098
not that anon but if I may ask, what country? I'm curious since you keep saying its impossible, I just wonder where it could actually be

>>82085117
Russia or Brazil
I can tell

>>82085069
I would say it started before. I got a better job and started working out before. The confidence was a huge change but i didnt realize how important it was until i met this guy at a party. He gave me a lot of good life advice despite being cross faded. I probably would have gotten to my current level of self confidence anyways but it would have been a lot slower without my bf. I had the tools all along but he just showed me how to use then. Im just want anons here to know that they should know that they are worth more than they think they are.

>>82085098
If its some areas i wouldnt have much of suggestion besides trying to find a willing anon to green card you

There was a time in my life i was willing and able to import a bf from another country if i liked him enough. Would probably be harder for tops since i think its more of a bottom thing to be imported

>>82085373
I feel like a top can be imported too, nothing odd about that, to me atleast.

>>82085778
Feels like a weird dynamic to me but maybe just a me thing

I wish I was loved enough for someone to import me, but I guess a few hundred bucks is too much to ask.

>>82085373
i need to be shoved in a crate and sold as a slave to someone, it would make life so much simpler. it doesnt need to be a big crate or a hot guy or anything. just simplicity.

>>82085931
I guess it's up to you at the end of the day, do what you're comfy with doing :D

>>82086032
If there is nothing sexual involved you can help grow my crops. You can live in the garage.

Another super busy day at work but at least now it's over...right? I hope no more customers. I really despise when I get a table of 20 people like goddamn I'm retarded I can't talk and take orders that big ;-; leaf me alone!!!!!
But at least I had few decently large breaks of inaction which helps a ton. Killing myself maybe but not today.

>>82086249
I dub thee... waitanon

>>82085943
Find an anon a few years older to do it. Are you okay with a little age cap? I assume there are some late 20s anons who would do it

>>82084788
Lol, no most (literal, actual, barely legal) children that post here will grew out of it and/or get a bf as soon as they try as many before them did
>>82084797
This is just a normalfag bragging tho
>>82084848
See now this anon gets it. What it's like to feel truly hopeless and alone and not just because you simply don't have the balls to put yourself out there.

I blast wasps out my teeth

i wish i was able to work. life seems so fucking easy for working people. even a very low wage like $30k / year seems like an insane fortune to me, it's literally 8x more money than i make. it's crazy to me that people can be poor with that much money. with that much money you can buy like, a whole ass house in some states. you can go to college. you can start a business. you can make investments. you have SOO many moves you can make if you get your hands on just a little bit of money.

but of course the catch 22, nobody with money has any fucking clue how to use it effectively because they're used to there always being more to waste.

>>82086879
I dont see myself as any better looking or personality wise so not really bragging. I think any of you could do the same if you just believed in yourself more.
>>82086974
30k goes by quick. Why arent you able to work?

>>82087038
i'm autistic and immunodeficient, like bubble boy (2001) if he got older and started working out in order to not die from catching a cold

>>82087150
Could you get a wfh job? If north koreans can make millions off it you can probably get a living. Not trying to downplay the difficulty, just that its feasible. You could probably get into a company that needs a disability hire for tax benefits unironically. Ive spoken to several hiring managers and you just gotta find a company in need of it.

>>82087186
the north koreans did it with cyber crime didn't they? i want to go back to school and study computer science but i can't get any financial aid now because of the first time i dropped out and couldn't pay back my student loans.

>>82084915
what causes this exactly

>>82087215
Can you apply for scholarships in general? I would suggest trying to find a job first and see what they would require for education.
>>82087250
Idk if its even true yet

>>82087278
well im 20

>tfw no nork bf

>>82087289
My only guess would be people here actually get bfs and leave.

>>82087312
Oldfags can't handle the misery and rope

>>82086746
I'm ok with a lil age gap, I'm already old anyway. I've met two guys who both decided I'm not worth importing, I've always struggled with self worth issues and that did NOT help.

>>82087364
How old are you? Sorry to hear that about the two guys. Ive been there before but they didnt think i was worth it for them to uproot (they didnt even like where they were). It worked out in the end but still stung.
>>82087324
I was going to give the more positive answer

modded 3ds

lenny stole it

>>82085943
import you? for a few hundred bucks? what are you talking about exactly. I would bring you over to another country for free just to cheer you up or whatever if it's only a few hundred bucks and not a shitton of work but I don't want to bf anyone rn sorry

>>82087412
I think we wants a plane ticket anon.

bronze grapes

Im probablly doomed to never being able to get a boyfriend. Im just too much of a loser. Im far too weak to be a masculine dude but im too fucking tall and my shoulders are too wide for me to be a femboy, although I really wish I was one. So no man would want me for my body, but maybe theyd like me for my personality? Wrong, im too much of a socially inept autistic loser. Ive never had a male friend since elementary school, so if I cant even befriend a guy then it will be impossible for me to make one fall in love with me. Its so over.

>>82087507
What are your interests or hobbies anon?

rejection sensitive dysphoria

Most of r9gay's issues are varying degrees of learned helplessness so I don't care

>>82087533
Visual novels, true crime, video games, and politics. But I dont really have any talented hobbies or passions like making art or music or stuff like that.

>>82087388
>how old are you?
I'm 27
>>82087412
>>82087464
what he said. if someone isn't willing to spend a few hundred bucks for me then my value to them is less than that.

>>82087569
I can talk to you anon if that helps. It would only be as friends at most i hope it would help

i wish i had a cute long haired boyfie to skate and smoke weed with

tfw your interests gave him the ick

tfw hes not a multidisciplinary gigagodchad
ick

>>82087632
Ill be turning 27 in a couple months. You still are young for while longer. There is still plenty of time.

unc general where are the underage boys with no real life problems

>>82087721
I doubt you are the same person posting but just in case you are, im not looking for anything romantic or sexual here. Im just wanting to talk to more anons from here

doing damage control so i wont be judged on the r9gcord

Got some chops marinating and had hot dogs for lunch, we are back to cooking but I am ravenously hungry already. I hate it when I get like this.

>>82087751
you're right, but it still hurts.

>>82087774
memememe (im a 21 year old immature bottom)

at 35 an I grand unc or still just an unc?

I am 71 years old

>>82087507
What makes you socially inept

Nta but as a fellow socially inept person I want to say autism but I almost certainly don't have it, I'm just under socialized.

>undersocialised
i was horrible to my friends when i had them
i am just a bad person

>>82088149

I never had any friends, and there was a reason for that.

r9gay drafted to war would be a good idea

lol i had a crush on my friend and i still treated him like dogshit and made him do my homework i am fucking evil

>>82088188
at least then i'd be raped in the barracks before dying

There really are no sympathetic characters here

>>82088149
Expand upon this. What did you do?

>>82088222
evil anon won't be forgotten

>>82088130
get socialized get socialized get socialized get socialized fet socialized get socialized

>>82088262
nothing actually bad i was just annoying and got away with it

I gotta drag you all to being social dont i

>>82088317
Are you better than you were?

oooh restless legs day, I hate it when this happens just sit and twitch all day and can't enjoy anything.

>>82088340
no idea, i would hope so but i havent got the chance to see

>>82088368
Do you still have any friends or people you talk to now?

>>82088380
the last conversation i had with a friend was 2021 i think

>>82088618
Are you not wanting to add new people or just haven't been able to?

>>82088666
no one likes me
im ending this interrogation now

>>82088680
You do you man. I could add you bc i just want more people to talk to

>>82084026
HI HELLO, HI I'M RIGHT HERE, HI! HI! HERE! HERE! HELLO???? HI!!!

>>82088250
I am! I just wanna be someone's guardian angel

Hot take: friend collectors should be beaten to death in front of their parents and friends

What does r9gay think of contemporary fashion and safe sleaze

>>82089065
Me when I hit twinkdeath probably

the inside of my ear is bleeding
thats not good

>>82089065
Hideous retardation.

I thought about nothing but sex and cuddles today.

I want a boyfriend NOW. I want a future boyfriend NOW, or GIVE ME DEATH!

>>82089223
If you looked like basil you'd get one easily

>>82088884
Damn thats crazy. Want to be my friend?

>>82089236
Nah I got brown hair

Should I play omori if I never played it? Are there actual cute m/m moments in the game or is this all fanart?

>>82086879
feels bad not to be in the "most children that post here", since i've just left my teenage years, and I'm still a stupid faggot incel.

>>82089242
No, die
>>82089257
Sad, your chances have been lowered exponentially though not impossibly so

>>82088884
what about friendless collectors?
:'D

>>82089282
I'm sorry I'm not a blond boy...

>friend collectors should die
keyed

https://youtu.be/kkgi9ujxGvg
You don't own anything part xyz
Pirate fucking everything. These faggots don't deserve a single cent of my hard earned money and if I absolutely don't have to I will always try to avoid paying for anything they want. Every day my resolve to obtain most of my entertainment for free grows stronger. My win rate is impressive and they hate me for it. It's mutua tho.

>>82089282
Okay so there is a frat party nearby i could get us in there. Hear my out, we get wasted and find you a cute boy

>>82089300

I really should get back into pirating but I'm scared of my ISP. I got a warning email last time.

>>82083546
It's like you watched eyes wide shut two weeks ago and being the typical insufferable autist that you are, you decided to spam the stills like it's your whole personality

>>82089311
My type of boy isn't old enough to drink in the states, no sorry
>>82089300
Hey I saw this earlier
I was already pirating everything just from being poor, nothing has changed after getting money really
>>82089328
vpn storykun

>>82089265
sadly almost everything is fanart. i dont really recommend it unless you love story games as it gets pretty tedious in the middle.

>>82089391
pedo aIert

>>82089391
Its at least legal...right anon?

>>82089414
not if he can get his hands on minors. Some people here are better off alone for a reason

>>82089391
i can just tell this is a fat stinky anon on the other end, who pretty much only likes kids.

>>82089423
I regret trying to make friends here

>>82089367
does it vex you that much.
you are correct in saying i'm "an insufferable autist", so let me act like one... or do i need your permission?
you will perish alone.

Easiest bait of all time award given to myself
How long have you been posting on r9gay anonymous, two days? Three perhaps?

>>82089468
trying to make friends anonymously? It's like you don't want it to work.

>>82089480
you're being a pedophile is no bait

Guys I think my internal bleeding stopped I might live
Does anyone want to be my bf to celebrate?

>>82089480
dumbass just tried to pull out the schrodingers joke there.
>>82089516
sure.

We already had that thread edition

>tfw no bf to internally bleed into me

>>82086212
You know damn well it was a sexual fantas for him

>>82089480
Anon you are just a pedo. And about 6 years or 1 or 5 days or 4 months

>>82089538
wouldnt it then be external bleeding?

Why does r9g have so many internal bleeding stories, mostly from the anus as well

>>82089521
Okay cool but you have to beat me so I bleed externally
>>82089538
Trust me this isn't fun I am producing the most rancid gas from both ends

>>82089556
God is cursing the bottoms to prevent them from ever having sex.

>>82089547
there is little posted here that isnt related to a sexual fantasy of some sort.

I read the Salo forum HIV thread thing and now I don't want to be gay anymore. To be gay is to relegate yourself to a life of filth. Why can't I just like women? I hate everything.

>>82089547
I know but i cant help him there

>>82089599
You'll never have sex regardless so why does it matter

>>82089479
do you do this everytime you like a movie or a game? Become unhinged and obsessed with it for weeks?

>>82089587
All I do all day is fantasize sexually. I keep imagining meeting a boy online and flying out to visit him for a week and sleeping together in our undies and maybe accidentally touching tips.

>>82089599
>To be a whore is to relegate yourself to a life of filth
ftfy

>>82087250
Lazy fagits feel like they're real losers because they're oh so sad cause they didn't get a bf by the time they're 18 despite not even trying and would rather cry about it here instead of trying. They get shocked at how easy it is when they try.

>>82089637
I was trying to say it nicer but yes

>>82089631
The sluttiest woman is seven thousand times less whorish than your average gay man THOUGH

>>82089637
My main issue is I want to meet a guy like me but if I went out to clubs or used dating apps it would exclusively be the people who aren't like me

>>82089646
>being nice on r9gay
We don't do that here sir

>>82087388
Two guys burgers without fries :(

>>82089647
Even if, what about it? Do you plan to bf him? Are you one?

>>82089637
I've been complaining on this board for YEARS and still no bf. That should be considered trying

>>82089599
Imagine if a girl read through stories of domestic violence and abusive husbands and decided to become a celibate. That would just be dumb, right?
I mean, you have access to countless examples and stories of gay couples living that wholesome life, but instead you choose to look for the worst examples you can find.
It's a conscious choice on your behalf to cope with loneliness.

>>82089637
Learned helplessness, the bane of all gincels

>>82089663
Im trying to regardless.

>>82089599
>Why can't I just like women?
Me at 13. gosh some of you are developmentally stunted. Years behind on self acceptance

>gincel

Begon pedofag

i love pesto so much i love growing basil i want to feed a boy pesto until he gets a tummyache

do we have a confirmed huebot sighting? Long time no see.

>>82087549
Confidence really is the biggest life hack. I instantly get annoyed when some faggots starts his "boo hoo poor me" routine and keeps asking why you're even talking to him when he is so awful and boring. Like, yeah retard now I'm not going to talk to you anymore so hope you're happy about it. I don't wanna listen to your self hate whining when you're perfectly normal to me.

>tfw no rumcel bf

>>82089733
i can be your rumcel...

>>82089682
>complaining on this board for YEARS
That's all gincels do. At least you're honest about it and not pretending to have tried

>>82089730
I wish I could feel confident I'm always terrified of bothering or upsetting people

>>82089719
Post your garden

>>82089300
Not only that, but always translate your digital media into physical mediums. You can only own if you have it physically.
I think I say something like this every time you talk about owning nothing lmao, but it's true and also important. Print out your doujins

>>82089762
Well it's technically my mom's garden but I help her plant stuff sometimes

>>82088250
That is correct. They all deserve what they get.

>>82089660
>if I went out to clubs or used dating apps
>If
Meaning you never did. That's your mistake.
Your main issue is wanting to date a clone. A guy that perfectly mimics your behavior, your mental illnesses, your tastes in media, your niche interests.
I wonder why this behavior is so common with autists. Is it lack of empathy that makes you feel like you can only relate to your reflection and nothing else? I mean, look at you. Do you think you make up for good bf material? If anything you should be wanting your fbf to be as different from you as possible

>>82089794
i used to feel that way until i got a job

I went to a club one time and it was really loud so I left. That's called trying buddy and I FAILED. I'm truegaycel

Oh hue really is back lmao
I was impersonating him and summoned him for real, sorry r9g..

>>82089647
The sluttiest woman had sex with a thousand men in one day. I think they can compete fairly.
You're so fucking worried about whores that you became an adult virgin. Please do some introspection and reach a conclusion about your shortcomings

>>82089794
I guess I just want someone who isn't promiscuous. I can't see why anyone else would want to date me but if there was a lonely guy who stayed in playing video games or somethingall the time and had trouble socializing I would love to hang out with him.

>>82089391
You're my favorite pseudo personalityfag, pedarast-anon. Albeit you'll probably struggle to find a boyfriend since everyone naturally ages.

>>82088289
Cute post
>>82088884
Omg this so much this thank you aaaaaaaaaa

>>82089806
>went to a club one time and quickly gave up
That's enough trying for the next 20 years, right? You have the obstinacy of a cactus.

>>82089851
It hurt my ears so I'm justified in my seething

>>82089832
If by "finding a bf" you mean finding a young victim

is that true that yall gay here???

Did hue finally buy a gym membership for real?
Can we get a status update on his gains?
More stories from the frontlines?

>>82089879
Contrary to popular belief, no

>>82089742
i have offered myself to several supposed "gincels" from this very board, with no reply from them, other than "it will never work anyways" or "you're chad only".
they're not real gincels. they are agitators, liars, grifters.

>>82089609
no, this one just clicked, and i'm not obsessed, i just really like the aesthetics ever since i initially watched it, a year or so back.

>>82089873
There's another thousand things you could try to find a bf in real life other than going out to noisy clubs
But the only thing you have ever done is seething anonymously. I know you're sad but at least you can understand who's responsible for your failures, right? It's not the loudness of clubs

>>82089391
Damn bunnymutt is single again

>>82089898
so why do straight dudes post here?

i'm 19, is it over?

>>82089884
Yes, today is my deload week, so Im just sitting at home chugging creatine and stuffing my face with chicken thighs. I shit like a firehose.

>>82089768
Thank you for your serviss

>>82089829
There's plenty of people who aren't promiscuous, but that's not what you want.
You want your bf to be the identical reflection of you: virgin, inexperienced, autistic, celibate.
Your problem isn't with promiscuity, it's with your own self, your views on sex and your own stubbornness to try anything that isn't crying in here.

>>82089939
im 19 too, so now

>>82089530
Very proud of Schrodinger's meow edition

>>82089936
They're in denial or baiting attention from men

>>82089952
>virgin, inexperienced, autistic, celibate
Yes actually, in too insecure to date someone with more experience than me and I feel like if I meet someone like me it will be easier to learn and grow together emotionally.
Would you rather I was an awkward emotional drain on a healthy, well adjusted person?

>>82089903
>i have offered myself to several supposed "gincels" from this very board
Let me stop you right there: that's not trying. Nothing you do here, anonymously, counts as trying. It's not real, anything that happens here doesn't matter, it has no impact, it doesn't reach your life. It's like a little secret world on your computer.
And the fact that you dedicated so much time and effort into people here, but you gave nothing to people in real life, is absolutely sad. Of course it didn't work.

>>82089836
Jealous anon?

>dating app
scary...

>>82089682
If you cried loud and recognizably enough as 3ds ad meow did it would work and you'd get simps but since you didn't it did not work and you have nothing

>>82089719
Basil is an omori character. Kill yoursel feederscum

I recently learned Luce is actually endorsed by the Vatican and wasn't just fanart of an oc

>>82089829
>I would love to hang out with a guy who's just like me
I don't know if it's your insecurities making you feel like no "normal" person would want you, or if it's straight up conceit and disdain for sluts, but it doesn't matter.
Whatever it is that you "love", you ain't getting it. you're not trying to get it. You're not trying anything. Just crying about not having what you want.
I'm starting to think that what you truly want is to pity yourself

love is a psyop

When was the last time you had really good seafood?

I detest seafood

>>82090056
I know but think about it: who rules over you? Your fears? Or your willpower?
What's scarier? Facing dating apps or becoming story 2.0, a 35+ yo celibate who has never had a kiss?

>>82090085
My future boyfriend will be big and I will make him bigger and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>82090137
To be fair story is also the richest man here, probably richer than all of r9gay combined
He has serious brain issues from being coddled by his dumb mother(pbuh) that dating apps won't fix, brother

>>82090123
It's been so long dude. I'm visiting Manhattan in a couple of weeks, which is basically the food capital of the world. I'm gonna get ceviche and mussels and all the good shit.

>>82090131
Even a juicy lobster served with rich creamery butter?

>>82089982
>so now
Now what? Now fucking what?

>>82090089
I have a Luce shirt

>>82089989
I'm not gay I just want to have sex with men because I'm not gay because I'm not gay I'm canadian but I'm not gay because I'm not gay

>>82090007
then tell me, anon the wise, what am I to do?
because i missed too much of my social development period to figure it out myself.

>>82090180
nta but I would not eat lobster simply out of principle, don't they get cooked alive? that's fucked up.

>>82090187
now we can kiss but why r u so toxic?

>>82090159
>richer than all of r9gay combined

I wouldn't go that far, unless all of you are completely broke.

>>82089936
boredom and its usually the first general in the catalog

>>82090089
I love luce so much she is a cute

>>82090212
I have almost 11,000 in savings and another 1,000 in a retirement account but that's only because I live with my parents, I will be broke within seconds of moving out.

I'm a white Brazilian who unironically lives on the right side of this picture and I'm considering importing a poor boy from the US to be boyfriend dog

>>82090180
I'm a very picky eater..
>>82090200
Cute

>>82089994
>too insecure to date someone with more experience than me
Is that insecurity or pride and vanity? Wanting your partner to be your clone sounds more like a weird ego trip. Of course it would be easier to date your clone. That's why it's unrealistic and not happening anytime soon.
Let's talk business. What if you can't get that lovely virgin autist boyfriend. Then what? Are you willing to spend your whole life being lonely and starved of romance because you can't deal with people having a life before they met you? That's one choice you will regret in the future.

>>82090200
I wish I had a luce shirt

>>82090214
guys usually start fucking because of boredom

Putting together the ita bag for the function
Would r9g share this with me?

>>82090243
I mean yeah, I'll just be alone. That's how it goes for some guys.

>>82090243
NTA but I unironically don't think I could date a non autist. Neurotypicals are evil

>>82090180
>tfw no boyfriend who cooks seafood meals for me

>>82090209
Lots of animals get cooked alive. It's just that lobster happens to be the best-tasting out of those particular animals.

>>82090159
He has zero real issues it's all his laziness and he lucked into everything and he isn't even mentally ill

>>82090266
I would grill salmon for you but I would put pesto on it, non-negotiable.

My only seafood comes from captain D's. I would love some home cooked fish but I have never had that ever.

>>82090239
Nice try hue but you're known for lying and making up stories

>>82090291
I can be your captain d(ick)'s, big boy.

Pestoanon vs lavenderanon who would win in a cookoff

>>82090292
I'm not Hue. Brazil is a massive country you know

>>82090306
How would I fight myself

>>82090255
not guys with autism

>>82090328
us is bigger

>>82090339
I'm saying that having two Brazilians on the board isn't unlikely given how big Brazil is

>>82090263
You responded to hue this you're dumb as fuck and not bf material. Commit seppuku

>>82090337
Oh no..scary post

I like shrimp sometimes, but if fbf takes me out to a seafood restaurant I'm gonna outta here

hi im rapper i wanna make rap bout this board what should i start with?

>>82090361
How am I supposed to know it's Hue? I don't pay attention to your retarded personalityfag drama

>>82090306
>>82090337
Kill yourself you feeder scum no one likes you because meow stole all of your likeability and sex appeal yay

I have the most fucked up asshole of anyone in this thread guaranteed

>>82090367
What does this mean
>>82090381
Why? Seafood restaurants seem fun. Getting a big bucket of crab legs sounds awesome. I can't afford to go to one.

>>82090388
>how am I supposed to know who is the worst spammer who posts bait for years now always in same typing style and always about same topics
I don't know faggot derp

>>82090392
I don't think I had any of that to begin with, but how would meow have stolen them???

>still no severe acne scarring boyfriend
Why live

meow2 got fat because he eated meow1 and also all of lavenderanons food

>>82090429
Holy shit that dude got hit by a shotgun, get him to the hispotal

>>82090285
only if you make the pesto without cheese (i hate cheese).

>>82090418
By being born on the same day as you thereby stealing your future. Ugly ass witch looking faggot.

>>82090396
my asshole looks pretty good but ive never put anything inside

>>82075396

Absobasedly. /r9k/ has been infested by fags for far too long.

>>82090445
This can be arranged. I usually can't even taste the parmesan in pesto anyways.

Time to cook some pork chops and maybe some potatoes for dinner, if I feel like that latter. Might just do another meat only meal.

>>82090396
I'm the most fucked up asshole of anyone in this thread

>>82090453
I wish we could swap assholes for a day :3

>>82090447
Oh you meant in a magic way, I thought you meant by some clever means of social engineering. Yeah that makes sense.

>>82090443
I would also be happy with a gun wound boyfriend

I'm marinating my meat in story's mouth as we speak

>>82090468
Holy fuck that's actually pretty hot

>>82090473

then it's getting marinated in baja blast. I still haven't cut down my soda consumption even though I was told to. This is my 4th can of the day and I'll likely drink two more before I go to bed.

Legend says that I you look lavender anon in the eyes when he isn't wearing his mask you will freeze and be unable to move while experiencing eldritch horrors beyond your comprehension from seeing inhuman ugliness that is him.

what does it say about a bottom if he's got labubu plushies

>>82090500
He hides razor blades in his ass as a prank

I find it that physically taxing tasks are very mentally relaxing

>>82090500
That he follows trends and that he has no taste or personality and that he is very susceptible to propaganda

>>82090507
I find no more peace in my life than when I have to shuck peas for like 3 hours straight at work
Its like taking a nap while standing up

>>82088058
My autism makes me just come off as an awkard weirdo to anyone I talk too,
Plus, social interactions for me are incredibly draining. Ive never been able to maintain any sort of online friendship because of it. Im just constantly stressed wheneveer im talking to anyone and it briings me so much exhaustion that I silently wish I never met them in the first place

I'm glad I don't get into fights because if I did get into one I don't think I'd be able to stop myself from beating the guy to death

Sex should be illegal and if you have sex you should be killed with a chainsaw

>>82090546
sigma boy go back to tiktok

>>82090521
I wont force anything on you in that case but ill probably be posting here for a bit if you want to talk some. You might just need some practice. What specifically about it stresses you out? Just not liking it or worried about their reaction?

>>82090521
>I'm socially inept because I don't like talking to people
You're not inept you're just not interested in your so called friends

>>82090554
What if we had sex though and it was really nice and we kissed

Having a poop fetish is worse than being a pedophile I think

Breathing oxygen should be illegal and if you breathe oxygen you should be killed with giant rubber chickens

>>82090567
say it to my face nigger

>>82090567
Cuckbot is worse than bunnymutt canonically

>>82090567
comparable I think, with pedo being the worst of the worst, woodchipper tier.

what about bestiality

Straight guys getting icked out by gay anal but then salivating over women shitting on them is kinda crazy to me

>>82090563
Well then it's better, isn't it? Because if you're willing to risk getting killed with a chainsaw to have sex with me, you must really love me

I would wear it in public more often if I wasn't scared of getting mistaken for a chud

>>82090588
Okay but what if you get raped by a big animal like a tiger but you already wanted to fuck the tiger anyways?

>>82090631
I love how skinny your wrist are

>>82090631
Epic shirt anon

Fuck I ate too much pesto pasta for dinner and now my stomach is going to explode
Why can't I just be healthy

Fucking homos, disgusting!

I always miss it when boys posts pics of themselves. PS use catbox the jannies don't seem to catch on as quickly.

fakecel only activity

>>82090588
no we like furry here

>>82088884
why do you hate friends

>>82090685
Will jannies still catch catbox posts? That's fucking lame, it's being hosted on a different website, surely that can't be breaking the rules???

>>82090588
Bart no like. Bad medicine

>>82090560
Im in constant fear of their reactions, aswell as what theyre thinking about me but not saying.
>>82090562
Tbf, they werent really interested in me either. Out of the few people who befriended me online, they all only did it out of pity rather than any actual connection to who I am as a person. Plus it would always be them to be the ones to eventually stop talking to me.

>>82090468
i have a big ugly scar like this and i feel like it scares the hoes

>>82090736
This is the worst feeling. I've never actually met someone I shared an interest with, everyone I spent time with at college hung out with me because we literally lived in the same building but it was never really fun for any of us. I don't know how to talk to people when I just can't enjoy the things they like.

can i watch you touch yourself?

>>82090736
Id like to think of myself as an honest person. I can usually say if im just not in the mood to talk.

>>82090752
I'm a boy hoe and I'm not scared. I'm aroused in fact

>>82090799
Will you also be touching yourself?

Esex frotting

>>82090824
Okay but what about
Hear me out
Irl frotting

>>82090841
Unrealistic. What's next, IRL vore? Some things just can't happen in reality anon

>>82090685
Fuck you simping ewhore enabler. Kill yourself .

>tfw no vorecel bf

>>82090736
It's your fault for not finding friends based on shared interests so suffer retard

At the club with jonah

>>82090896
Jesus those are just women at this point get that shit outta here
I hate lipstick so much its so gross and ugly

>>82090772
>like a thing
>make a thread about liking a thing
>talk to people who like the thing
>potentially enjoy talking to some
>ask if they want to continue the conversation
>try activities centered around the thing you two enjoy
And now you have a friend. But it's easier to cry about it instead. You could also try loomginfor local meetups if you prefer real life activities.

>>82090896
Lmao that does kinda look like him jonah noooooooo

>>82090907
Okay you've just never used 4chan, when I enter a thread about things I like people bully me for not liking it the right way. That's all this general is, people arguing with eachothr because they're not being gay correctly.

>>82090812
are you aroused by chronic medical problems

>>82090685
I deleted that impulsively-posted picture of myself because I realized it was a mistake and was filled with shame

>>82090841
No. Essex frotting

>>82090926
Yes, unironically. My ideal boyfriend would be disabled or disfigured.

>>82090922
That's because you're a retard and can't read. I said make a thread not enter a thread. The difference is that way others are seeking you out and you can start the conversation about whatever you want. Ignore replies like that retard.
>you've just never used 4chan
Or I actually had many great conversations because I know how to use 4chan lol

I know there are at least two anons here who have pectus excavatum and I have fantasized about kissing their chest holes before

>>82090939
can i ask why? that's a bit suspicious

>>82090939
You're one of the worst posters in this thread full of scum at and bottom of the barrel disgusting freaks

>>82090965
Holy shit it's the real Luffy One Piece after getting punched in the chest

>>82090965
wow thanks fuck you for reminding me

holy fuck i am LITERALLY disfigured
fuck my life

>bottom of the barrel disgusting freaks
he is talking about me because i look like shit and have a physical deformity lololol

>>82090967
A lot of it is just fetishistic (I find disability hot in the same way someone would find feet hot), but I'm also aroused by the obvious ick reasons that involve him having to depend on me for comfort and such

height difference psyop post

>bottom of the barrel disgusting freaks
He's not talking about me because I'm not spamming these threads with same few recognizable troll posts all day

>tfw tall skinny top
It's bleak

>>82091073
He might be one of those retarded chuds that come in just to tell everyone how this is a straight board

>>82091034
Wow kiwi I didn't know you came back to prey on more losers you can exploit, isn't your tranny harem enough for you?

>>82091076
Come to the gym with me and we will get huge together
We will fight destiny

>tfw tall skinny old bottom
It's beyond over

>>82091088
I don't want a harem and I don't care about your discord troon drama. It's mostly just an unrealistic ideal for me anyways since most disabled boys would understandably not want to be with a disability fetishist

>>82091100
I'm gonna kidnap you and spend all day every day buried in your ass

>>82091093
... Can I plap you after gym?

In all seriousness I have been going to the gym sporadically in hopes i become strong enough for the stacy bottoms... Give me strength to keep going.

disabled war veteran x psycho obsessed with disfigured boys

maybe I should join a gym not to get big but to lose this weight. Expect me to do nothing but complain the whole time though.

>>82091108
Well sporadically isn't gonna cut it you gotta go like 5 days a week and also you need to eat until your tummy hurts for a while

>>82091119
I gotta go with my mother and she's usually tired after work. Why so much eating?

>>82091102
Kiwi your not fooling anyone and no one is going to cut for you anymore. All you do is prey on valuable anons and everyone is wise to your games now.

>>82091136
He wants you to get fat so he can rape you and he is very ugly like ugliest creature on earth

>>82091136
Well just working out isn't going to build muscle because you're using up all the calories by working out. You need to consume so much carbs that your body doesn't need to burn protein and you need to consume so much protein that your body has no choice but to start building up muscle fiber. That said I've been going to the gym for three months and I just looked in the mirror and I look worse with my shirt off than when I started so maybe don't take my advice. I thought I was doing well but I actually look repulsive lol.

>>82091146
I don't know who Kiwi is because I don't join your Discord servers. I'm simply a virtuous disability fetishist

Why do all our enemies reside in the southern hemisphere

>>82091183
Me-"Satan incarnate"-Yow is in europe

>>82091183
My fbf resides in the southern hemisphere I need to rescue him from Peru

He got deported to Peru?

>>82091197
No i just want to date a Peruvian guy who makes good ceviche

I know a gay Peruvian living in Canada who larps as Filipino because he's embarrassed of being Peruvian and he looks brown-asian anyways

>>82090516
We all know what meow would do

>>82091167
lavender please stop replying to me thanks

>>82091200
3ds never been to peru but he liked getting called a spic
>>82091174
ok kiwi

can't believe lenny murdered one of the spics here

>>82090516
We all know what cuckbot would do

>>82091219
Maybe stop posting then if you don't want replies

I can't have sex because I can't have sex because I can't have sex because I'm not gay because I like men because I'm canadian because I can't have gay sex

>>82091234
I'd rather not get replied to by evil rapists.

Vague posting about dead posters while having a melt down?

teefeewee no

brad is an underage faggot who need his mommy to take him to the gym

>>82091248
What about good rapists

>>82091255
lmao he wishes that boy hit the wall

>>82091255
i dont believe anything he says about himself

>>82091253
But no one is vagueposting about dead posters when cuckbot aka canadasimp is actively posting here and liking threads that he made while saying it's meow but ofc you know that already because you are him

>>82091183
i have no enemies
-does meditation and box breathing-

>>82091248
Since when did I become an evil rapist???

I'm not gonna pay for a membership when Mommy can buy it for me

>>82091183
the southern hemisphere is a common target of imperialism

lavenderfag wants to rape brads chest

>>82091278
Okay buddy sure it's time to calm down and take your meds now sweetheart

>>82091212
Yeah throw up lol

>I'm not gonna pay for membership when I need mommy to take me there because I can't go there on my own without her

>>82091294
No I don't Brad is like a child also rape is gross and makes my tummy hurt to think about

>>82091296
But you always say that but we can all see your poor attempts at trolling during mutt hours never work but I bet you have a good chuckle to yourself when you link your cuck fantasy threads here. Maybe even a shit eating grin.

I would only go to the club if jonah took me there with his dsls coated in lipstick

>>82091297
Meow likes choking on BBC till he vomits? interesting...

Y'all cowards don't even post sex

>>82091321
>every bbc post is done by canadians
>every post about meow or bunnymutt is done by canadians
>every post I see that I don't like is done by canadians
>no I won't post proof though

New because we are almost at page 10 >>82091334 >>82091334

>>82091325
No it's just a fantas you jerk off and it hasn't been interesting since 10000th time you posted it. Maybe find a new autistic obsession that ain't fapping to meow getting fucked by bbc.
>>82091335
>coincidentally always present when I call him out
>same faggot always linking threads that are supposed to be made by meow
>same guy has a bbc obsession
>same guy posts during same hours
>same guy is a known troll
Prove my balls in your shit eating mouth

>>82091323
does he even have his club loisence?

>>82091349
Still hasn't posted any proof btw keep seething lol

>>82091362
Do I really need to link same bbc obsessed posts and arguments with meow and then watch you weasel out of it and dismiss it when everyone knows the truth and your forced meme will never be reality

>>82091385
You mean those BBC posts of meow's that he spammed and you weasled out of it by saying "lol that's totally not him trust me dude"?

If i can make one of you feel more self confident about yourself ill call it a win

>>82091399
You mean those posts that have zero relation to any other posts meow ever made and you saying those are his posts with zero proof is the joke?

>>82091450
You mean that same exact thing that you say about all my posts?

Does anyone here actually want to fix their situation?

>>82091469
>that you say about all my posts?
Nice way to out yourself retard

>>82091534
of course not, i'm not even gay

>>82091566
You do lie about all my posts though saying it's somehow canadian but at least you're admitting now