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Anonymous No.82076925 >>82076951 >>82076961 >>82076982 >>82077703 >>82077751 >>82077753 >>82078543 >>82078740 >>82078793 >>82078829 >>82078850 >>82078897 >>82078932 >>82079469 >>82079596
My wrist is 5.5 inches. Smaller than an average womans. Should I just kill myself?
Anonymous No.82076951 >>82076966
>>82076925 (OP)
No. Just start lifting weights. I also have thin wrists but it makes my upper arms look massive.
Anonymous No.82076961 >>82078850
>>82076925 (OP)
no one pays attention to on those
is like women complaining about calves
Anonymous No.82076966
>>82076951
Bro my wrist circumference is in the 1st percentile for WOMEN. I'm also 5'10" and have narrow clavicles, it doesn't matter how much I work out.
Anonymous No.82076972 >>82077025
Not to be crude, but my penis is literally 5.5 around (big-ish) and, even without visual context, it looks like your wrist has to be bigger than that.

Try putting that measuring tape against a ruler to test it.
Anonymous No.82076982
>>82076925 (OP)
Big wrist chads rise up
Anonymous No.82077025 >>82077053
>>82076972
This isn't me but my wrist is like this, another 5.5 inch circumference guy.
Anonymous No.82077053
>>82077025
Man imagine having a wrist the size of a dick
Anonymous No.82077682
>MFW 5.9 inch wrist
I hate being wristlet and having girls hands
Anonymous No.82077703
>>82076925 (OP)
>Should I just kill myself?
Absolutely, but not because of your wrists
Anonymous No.82077739
Is this the wristcels anonymous support group? I too, feel inadequate.
Anonymous No.82077751
>>82076925 (OP)
i also have 5 and a half wrists but i am 5"3 so it looks much less weird i imagine.
Anonymous No.82077753 >>82078793
>>82076925 (OP)
bone density is more important than how big your bones are
Anonymous No.82078543
>>82076925 (OP)
The average woman is fat, so of course they're gonna have thick sausage wrists. It's not because they have bigger bones than you do.
Anonymous No.82078740 >>82078793
>>82076925 (OP)
Retard youre supposed to measure on that bone poking out.
Anonymous No.82078793 >>82078821 >>82078830
>>82076925 (OP)
Damn that's thinner than my cock.
My cock mogs your wrist lmao.
>>82077753
More important for what? Combat sports??
>>82078740
Gigacope.
Anonymous No.82078821 >>82078836
>>82078793
>Gigacope
Read nigger, read. Educate yourself.
Anonymous No.82078829
>>82076925 (OP)
I think my wrist is slightly thinner but I don't have to measure it.
Anonymous No.82078830
>>82078793
Read. READ IT
Anonymous No.82078836 >>82078897
>>82078821
Yeah I'm sure those extra 0.2 inches will make his wrists 7 inches thick.
Anonymous No.82078837
Damn I can't even imagine that my dick is thicker than someone's wrist unironically. Like you can't even fist someone to make up for having a little dick.
Anonymous No.82078850
>>82076925 (OP)
To be fair proportional wrist thickness is not influences by gender.
But yeah that's really bad. Mine is 6' and it feels bad.

>>82076961
He probably has small hands. My hands and feet are the same size as a 5'4 asian guy, even though I'm 5'8.
Anonymous No.82078858 >>82078880
I wish this guy donated sperm.
Anonymous No.82078880
>>82078858
I'm old for remembering this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us07PqB3jUo
Anonymous No.82078897 >>82078932
>>82078836
It makes a big difference. The women hes comparing his wrist measurement to all got their wrists measured using that method. Hes peetty much taking away 1 to 2 inches off his measurement, gimping himself.
Instead of taking the time to learn about the proper procedures for measuring he just went straight for it so he could just skip straight to doomposting about it.
>>82076925 (OP)
OP, retake the measurement properly and give me your height and I can tell you whether youre actually in the womens range.
Anonymous No.82078932 >>82079327
>>82076925 (OP)
>>82078897
Assuming you cheated yourself out of 1.5 inches by measuring improperly. Adding those 1.5 inches back gives us a measurement squarely in the male range given your height of 5 10
Anonymous No.82079327 >>82079348
>>82078932
I'm literally in average woman territory as a guy.
Anonymous No.82079348 >>82079375
>>82079327
Did you measure it correctly, with the tape on the stylion landmark (the boney projection)?
If you did Im actually so jealous. Sorry anon. Wish we could switch.
Anonymous No.82079375 >>82079389
>>82079348
Where I measure doesn't seem to make a difference.
Are you a woman with gorilla wrists?
Anonymous No.82079389 >>82079464
>>82079375
>woman
I wish.
Anonymous No.82079464 >>82079512
>>82079389
Repent, you perverted pedophile. Before you end up in Hell, which I don't want for anybody no matter how sociopathic they are.
Anonymous No.82079469 >>82079526
>>82076925 (OP)
what about your ribs. are you skinny enough you can push your fingers under your ribcage? i fucking love that shit so much. pushing my fingers into sockets and between ribs and stuff. fuck.

pretty sure its because of that girl i almost had sex with back in highschool. she was tiny, skinny and i could basically feel every part of her skeleton because of it. she wanted to have sex all the time and i just wanted to put my fingers into her shoulder socket.
Anonymous No.82079512 >>82079547
>>82079464
>>>/x/ or >>>/his/ if you wanna discuss the paranormal or mythology.
Anonymous No.82079526 >>82079573 >>82079582
>>82079469
I have a fat fetish, and when my crush hugged me she felt so skinny and fragile it felt like I was gonna break her on accident (her bmi was 24 at the time so she wasn't actually skinny). Then she got fat and she felt so sturdy I thought I couldn't break her if I tried to with everything I have, and I got so horny off that feeling. It's like she wasn't even the same person anymore. Like how could someone so fragile feel so big and strong now. It's like her frame changed, but it didn't.
Anonymous No.82079547
>>82079512
So you're a pedo because you think there are no consequences. Your own conscience should stop you from wanting that.
Anonymous No.82079573
>>82079526
Her bmi was 30 when she was fat, so she wasn't like outrageously fat. You could tell she was chubby, but she wasn't anything crazy.
Anonymous No.82079582
>>82079526
....huh, okay. fatfags have always confused me but your description sorta makes sense. im the complete opposite, i like that fragile feeling, like i could pull her arms out of her sockets no problem if i wanted, but your explanation does seem to make sense, i can see how that would be appealing to some.
Anonymous No.82079596
>>82076925 (OP)
Damn you'ze a small monkey. My wrist is 7 inches I could probably pick you up by your neck. Just own it and lift weights little one.