Thread 82077551

My father never cleans the bathroom after himself, Or even close the door while he's in it.

Dad
>loves to smoke weed clean his pool mow the lawn and watch cartoons, neet with no friends
Mom
>neurotic as fuck despite all the pot smoking and lives through her children, neet with no friends
>brother 1
Recovermaxxing at home after his gf dumped him, eating healthy and gym, has become noticeably more kind and laid back. Glad he broke up with that harpy
>brother 2
Coupled up with his dream girl and hoping to get married and have children but overly planning it and telling my mom everything. Hope she doesn't dump him

my daughter hasn't mentioned dairy queen recently, that's good

Don't talk to my dad. He considers himself a wizard, practices chaos, sigilic and black magic. Studied Alleister Crowley and Alan Moore. Practices the Dai Chi and tarot too. Does a lot of drugs and drinks a lot, and doesn't pay attention to anything but his shitty old collection of horror movies and comics. A real proto-Redditor. Oh, and he took my ex's side in the divorce.

Ma has BPD and should be on mood controllers probably. Has a lot of trust and abandonment issues. But... she does genuinely care about me and tries her best. She rents a room in my house.

Sister (Ma's side) is 30. Has the blandest tastes in everything imaginable, and the same goes for her politics and everything else. She has a good job though, and is married to a strongman. We talk on the phone but I honestly kind of avoid her out of normie fatigue

Brother (Dad's side) is 14, has the beetus. Terminally online zoomer. Self aware though. Feel bad for the kid. I bring him to my house every couple weeks to give him a break from my dad, play vidya with him, and show him some boxing/BJJ moves. He needs to get in better shape before he can apply them though.

I have 50/50 custody of my son. Pretty sure little man has autism. Doesn't matter, he's cooler than you and so are his dinosaurs. Hope I can raise him up not to be a shitposting loser.

> Dad.
Competent builder. Average if not above average intelligence. Childhood trauma cascaded from him to me and my brother. Unfortunately was and still is a cheater.

> Mom. Very difficult person to dealt with. Very neurotic and superstitious, low IQ. She cares, but it's clear that she lacks many facilties, so she finds weird ways to compensate. Has some childhood trauma as well.

> Big bro. Coolest in the family, helped me out a bunch of times, he managed to get his shit together more than me and my parents. High iq.

> Me. High IQ gymcel who recently found some really awful health conditions and is now reavaluating what to do with his life, including what to do for work (I absolutely despise my current industry, IT), and which personal relationships to foster.

I'm fed up with mine and only talk to them when I have to
only wish I'd walked away sooner

>>82077551 (OP)
fuck off with your nagging about me not flushing the toilet or whatever, who cares bitch it's my house.

>>82077551 (OP)
Cut them all off but my mom who drives me wherever I need to go.
Brothers do thier own thing working at wagie jobs.
Sometimes meet my grandparents before they die.

>Dad
Imagine Hal from Malcolm in the Middle but with anger issues.
>Mom
Intrusive patronizing infantilizing nagging bitch.

My sister just comes into the bathroom while im showing to pee and poo next to me. I end up screaming at her to leave, but she cries about it and I always feel guilty. When you gotta go, nothing gets in the way I guess. Sometimes she even showers with me after as a joke but it just ends up slowing me down and making me late for work. I want to move out of my dads place.

>Mom
Teacher, high IQ, overworked and underpaid. Used to be very distant when I was a child, now seems to be doing her best to change that. 10/10, my earliest memory is her bitting me cause I made her angry when I was a toddler

>Dad

Surgeon, very high IQ, (>2000 ELO in chess, used to win national math competition when he was in school). Never really talk to him, he left when I was a kid, got himself another family, managed to have another kid with my mom *after* she found out and they got divorced

>Me
Used to be high IQ, academic weapon in highschool, all went to shit afterwards, now a retard with no motivation or hopes to achieve anything

>Lil bro
Born stupid for some reason. At least I was smart when young, he's just brain damaged or something. Really sweet kid tho

>>82078941
Lol sounds like dad moneymaxxed and got an ugly old woman to marry him. But chudson believed he should have had a gf even tho he is DNAmogged by most ppl. U can get a gf in ur 40s if u have maxxed up ur dude. Be like dad, a hole is a hole.

>>82077551 (OP)
>Mom
I love my mom, she's nice to me and helps me a lot, she has her shortcomings but everyone does
>Dad
Alcoholic, wish i could say he is a good man but i can't really, threatened me and my mom and lot, drank and got angry and broke stuff over nothing, out of my life after threatening to kill me and my mom twice at knife point and me having to step in between them a few times
>7 half siblings
Never met most of them, the ones i did were okay i guess

>>82077551 (OP)
My parents expect me to be the 3rd parent for my sister. Causes some friction, I love her but I want to be young and have fun not have a kid ;_;