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Anonymous No.82080596 [Report] >>82080631 >>82080745 >>82080803 >>82080812 >>82081144 >>82081185 >>82081816
I am entitled to a freckled brunette young virgin with light eyes who enjoys reading and drawing and the outdoors and is kind and caring and funny and pretty and has a slender physique with a flat chest and firm butt (of course I am willing to compromise on this [not the slender part but the size of her breasts and buttocks] but I prefer small) and loves me dearly and marries me and we grow old together the end.
Reasons I deserve this:
>I am a nice guy
>I am a genius (tested 145 IQ. Of course, this is the highest most tests go and it is likely much higher)
>I am muscular
>I take care of my appearance
>I still have an almost full head of hair
>I have a job and am saving for a house
>I am a KHHV who saved himself
>I did everything right. I worked hard in school like my parents told me. I didn't do drugs like my parents told me. I didn't have sex because my parents told me getting a girl pregnant is bad. I didn't pursue any relationships because my parents told me that they would find me. I went to college and got a degree and a job, all while focusing on my studies instead of partying like my parents told me.
INB4
>you aren't entitled to anything sweaty
kill yourself you retarded nigger yes I am I deserve it and if I don't get it I will destroy the universe
>having a gf is overrated
you are a bottom of the barrel moron humans are social creatures try raising an infant without touching it. It will DIE. I am entitled to love.
Anonymous No.82080631 [Report] >>82080707 >>82081827
>>82080596 (OP)
How do you plan to destroy the universe? Might I suggest you join me instead in starting a revolution?
Anonymous No.82080707 [Report]
>>82080631
>How do you plan to destroy the universe?
I work for the CDC and will release samples of smallpox and other viruses as well as the various blights we have been engineering for biological warfare with China. Obviously the universe would not be destroyed but billions would die and in the chaos I would be able to conquer a virginal bride.
Anonymous No.82080745 [Report]
>>82080596 (OP)
not reading all that but based taste
Anonymous No.82080803 [Report] >>82080836
>>82080596 (OP)
In the past the people of the neighborhood would recognize friendly and successful guys and hand them their daughters outright, now you're just supposed to see your offspring prostitute themselves and do drugs so they could find their soulmate or whatever
Anonymous No.82080812 [Report]
>>82080596 (OP)
>>girls
>>virgins
>>they to love
hahahaha
Anonymous No.82080836 [Report]
>>82080803
>If you were a good man you'd be able to have sex and get a girlfriend. You can't find love because you are a bad person.
>That smelly drug dealer I let sodomize me in a parking lot when I was 14 for a gram of weed? Uhh... doesn't count... he was a good man or something
Anonymous No.82080915 [Report] >>82080959 >>82081081
girls stop being virgins around 7th grade. Sad but true.
Anonymous No.82080959 [Report] >>82081009
>>82080915
What's the 7th grade exactly? 1 highschool?
Anonymous No.82081009 [Report] >>82081025
>>82080959
highschool starts in 9th grade
Anonymous No.82081025 [Report] >>82081047
>>82081009
In primary they lose the virginity? you're crazy...
Anonymous No.82081047 [Report] >>82081068
>>82081025
9th grade is ~14 so I think the other anon is saying they lose it at 12 (I knew a couple people for which this was the case but most not really)
Anonymous No.82081068 [Report] >>82081083
>>82081047
Well, 12 or more... maybe yes (sad but true).
Anonymous No.82081081 [Report]
>>82080915
is this some euphemism for sex in the pic
Anonymous No.82081083 [Report] >>82081106
>>82081068
When I was in 7th grade (1-highschool), I heard rumors that a girl had had sex (or given blowjobs) to boys, so it's not such a fantasy...
Anonymous No.82081106 [Report]
>>82081083
And that was 18 years ago...Imagine now that they are even more slutty...
Anonymous No.82081144 [Report] >>82081484
>>82080596 (OP)

how tall are you?
>almost full head of hair
>racist
another of many reasons you don't deserve the girl you want.
Anonymous No.82081185 [Report] >>82081484 >>82081942
>>82080596 (OP)
>racist
based, you deserve a gf

also you basically just described my oneitis, picrel
Anonymous No.82081484 [Report]
>>82081144
>how tall are you?
6'3"
>almost full head of hair
norwood 1.5
>racist
nigger

>>82081185
Congratulations. If that were your virgin daughter I would bash you over the head with a rock and steal her from your camp but alas
Anonymous No.82081816 [Report]
>>82080596 (OP)
I would straight murder you fuckers for #4
Anonymous No.82081827 [Report]
>>82080631
I'm old and fat. Can I shot tyrants from the truck window?
Anonymous No.82081829 [Report]
When white men start to vanish and white women will have to settle for brown or black at larger and larger numbers, will every single one of them truly prefer that outcome? I know their whole hive-mind peer pressure and their mysterious ways their brains work, but will genuinely every last white woman choose a black or brown man over a white man? Ongoing twitter wave statement is 'Well yes, you indeed deserve to get replaced because they are better at sex'
Anonymous No.82081942 [Report]
>>82081185
looks like my cousin. would