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Anonymous No.82081408 >>82081460 >>82081514 >>82081587 >>82081595
The government is using insects to spy on me. Please help
Anonymous No.82081440 >>82081467 >>82081587
The CIA unironically stalks and runs psy ops on me. They send gang stalkers/harassers, they throttle my internet, they turn the road lights red EVERY time I pull up to a light. They send 4chan posters at me to argue and troll, they send people in video games to harass me. They send actors in my work and school to attack me. Im literally an MK ultra participant lol.
Anonymous No.82081460 >>82081496
>>82081408 (OP)

>actually not schizo for once
Anonymous No.82081467
>>82081440
Based targeted individual
Anonymous No.82081496
>>82081460
These aren't drones. They're training the bugs
Anonymous No.82081514 >>82081547
>>82081408 (OP)
What did you do to piss off the government that much?
Anonymous No.82081547 >>82081562
>>82081514
I hate the niggers, kikes, and faggots too much, anon. They can't stand that shit. I rant about it for hours to myself.
Anonymous No.82081562 >>82081645
>>82081547
Maybe you need to stop being such a hater and start loving your neighbour
Anonymous No.82081587 >>82081645
>>82081408 (OP)
>>82081440
I an unironically one of your assigned gangstalkers. I kinda fucked around too much so I have to post here if I want my check this week. Remember, we are always watching you, anon. You arent safe. And stop squishing our bug spies. That shit costs more than you make in a year, cunt.
Anonymous No.82081595
>>82081408 (OP)
hmm, use bug spray?
Anonymous No.82081614
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Anonymous No.82081645
>>82081562
My neighbor is digging tunnels under my house. I can hear him at night. I'm going to wack that fucker when he pops out in my kitchen.

>>82081587
I'm going to hotbox my apartment with Raid when I get my government check you nigger