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Anonymous No.82083381 [Report] >>82083394 >>82083404 >>82083407 >>82083411 >>82083412 >>82083465 >>82083787 >>82084401 >>82084578 >>82086451 >>82086800 >>82086852 >>82087068 >>82087197
I'm 34 and I'm still a virgin
Anonymous No.82083394 [Report] >>82083404
>>82083381 (OP)
Why is that? Post stats.
Anonymous No.82083404 [Report] >>82083487 >>82083888
>>82083381 (OP)
Exactly the same bro
>>82083394
5'7 160lbs 180k/yr
Anonymous No.82083407 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
33, same situation. Oh well.
Anonymous No.82083411 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
27 here. Likely a permanent condition for me since I don't want to get an escort.
Anonymous No.82083412 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
I am 50 and still a virgin. I got married at 18 years old and watched a juicy B_B_C BV_LL consummate the marriage. Since then, I have raised over two dozen of her children from various black gods. Happy wife, happy life
Anonymous No.82083465 [Report] >>82083851 >>82083863 >>82083883 >>82086947 >>82086960
>>82083381 (OP)
I lost my virginity at 26 to a longtime friend recently and after I tried to be with her I was shot down. Now that I've had it it's so much worse. It's like I know what I'm missing out on where as before I didn't know what I didn't have
Anonymous No.82083487 [Report] >>82083517
>>82083404
>Virgin
>Uses freedom units
The system never fails. There are no virgins outside of that country.
Anonymous No.82083517 [Report]
>>82083487
33yo kissless virgin.
1m80, 65kg.
Checkmate, atheists.
Anonymous No.82083787 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
35, here.
I went with my family on a cruise to Mexico, back in 2017, and took the opportunity to lose my virginity there because prostitution is legal, in Mexico.
Anonymous No.82083851 [Report] >>82085134
>>82083465
>fucks you but won't date you
What circle of Hell is this?
Anonymous No.82083863 [Report]
>>82083465
this happened to a friend of mine in college. cannot comprehend women like this. what's the gender reverse of "pump and dump"?
Anonymous No.82083883 [Report]
>>82083465
>Now that I've had it it's so much worse. It's like I know what I'm missing out on
couldn't have kept that to yourself? why make us suffer?
An0nymous No.82083888 [Report] >>82086899
>>82083404
>180k/yr
Why don't you just fuck an escort?
Anonymous No.82084401 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
False, men don't have virginities
Anonymous No.82084537 [Report]
i'm 35 and same, and my wardrobe is full of women's clothes and dildos among other sexual paraphernalia
i'm also fat now too
i'm pretty convinced no woman would want to deal with me now i'm too far gone as far as being a freak goes
Anonymous No.82084578 [Report] >>82085172
>>82083381 (OP)
I'm 28 and still a virgin. I had many mutual plans to lose my virginity but they always bailed on me.
Anonymous No.82085134 [Report]
>>82083851
She's batshit insane. BPD. Got back with her ex after a mental break shortly after it happened.
Anonymous No.82085172 [Report] >>82086968
>>82084578
28 and same but didn't get as far as you. I never had any plans to have sex with women, never got close to it. Now I don't leave the house, can't bring myself to be around people anymore.
Anonymous No.82086451 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
Do you have wizard powers?
Anonymous !!qu/0XtlgTHK No.82086800 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
>I'm 34 and I'm still a virgin
cool
Anonymous No.82086852 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
26 and same. I don't really care anymore about it to be honest. I have nobody in my life that cares enough about me to question it, which I'm pretty fine by.
Anonymous No.82086899 [Report] >>82086987 >>82087209
>>82083888
Honestly this. You literally pay them to shut up about any side shit, be it virginity, micro penis or general ugliness. They will even act like they like it. Just pay a fucking prostitute, that's what they're here for. At this point I don't even think sex is the issue for most people here since it's so goddamn easy to get.
Anonymous No.82086937 [Report]
would you but upset if all you had to do was ask? would you ask right away?
Anonymous No.82086947 [Report]
>>82083465
That's why so many men are simps. They get a taste of pussy when they're young, then they spend their whole lives trying to get that feeling back.
Anonymous No.82086960 [Report]
>>82083465
Women who actually like you and are high libido will rather have you as a fwb than date because its easier to remain friends that way.
Anonymous No.82086968 [Report]
>>82085172
I'm a woman, nonny, which is probably why they humored the plans to have sex and said yes but never actually have sex with me.
Anonymous No.82086987 [Report]
>>82086899
idk if you're a murrican but prostitutes here are expensive, often hideous, and more likely to have their pimp roll you than give you a good fuck. it's not a viable option. you can go to a strip club and potentially get into an arrangement with one of the strippers but that's also dangerous and not really much different than trying to get a gf, since anything beyond a lap dance is up to the girl, not you
Sems No.82087068 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
Thank you for your wizardpost
Anonymous No.82087197 [Report]
>>82083381 (OP)
Coming up to 28 and same.
At this point I don't know if it's fear masked by apathy or apathy masked by fear. Or maybe both
Anonymous No.82087209 [Report]
>>82086899
>At this point I don't even think sex is the issue for most people here since it's so goddamn easy to get.
You don't say.