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Anonymous No.82083782 [Report] >>82083797 >>82083808 >>82083935 >>82083945 >>82084505 >>82084749 >>82084763 >>82084813 >>82084918
I have the urge to dress up as a wizard and walk around town at night
should i do it?
Anonymous No.82083797 [Report] >>82083849
>>82083782 (OP)
What up Moondog, go for it. You could be the town eccentric. Just be chill about it.
Anonymous No.82083808 [Report] >>82083849
>>82083782 (OP)
Why be a wizard when you can be a sexy wizardess
Anonymous No.82083840 [Report]
Remember when people were dressing up as clowns for no reason and fucking with people
I'd rather see a wizard around spreading good vibes
Anonymous No.82083849 [Report]
>>82083797
Thats what im going for
>>82083808
I cant pull something like that off and if i could id rather do a witch instead
Anonymous No.82083935 [Report]
>>82083782 (OP)
https://youtube.com/E1XIWquBfkQ
Anonymous No.82083945 [Report]
>>82083782 (OP)
https://youtu.be/E1XIWquBfkQ
Anonymous No.82084505 [Report]
>>82083782 (OP)
It seems fun. Go for it.
Anonymous No.82084749 [Report]
>>82083782 (OP)
When I turn 30, I shall purchase a wizard costume and go to non-costume parties dressed like that. I'd go to clubs too, but they wouldn't let me in.
An0nymous No.82084763 [Report]
>>82083782 (OP)
Yes, please do it, anon
Anonymous No.82084813 [Report] >>82084831
>>82083782 (OP)
Had the same urge too, from wizard to gimp. Just to fuck around with people at night in my city Tokyo.
But there is actually a dude who does this already on youtube and it's kinda funny because he's constantly being told to take off anything silly(diapers dressed as doramon), and explain himself all on tape.
Would like to dress in full body latex with other stuff on top(there's a group here that does that every 4th weekend), or go full blown "eyes wide shut".
But alas, last thing I want to deal with is police or being doxxed.
schadenfoid No.82084831 [Report] >>82084885
>>82084813
>getting so scared of a man dressed silly you completely change your behavior after sunset
embarrassing behavior
Anonymous No.82084885 [Report] >>82084903 >>82084968
>>82084831
Dude was actually arrested because of it, simply for getting on the ground and wriggling around
schadenfoid No.82084903 [Report]
>>82084885
women truly hate a man with hobbies
Anonymous No.82084918 [Report]
>>82083782 (OP)
Almost everyone who sees u will no u r a incel n r hoping to meet a girl by doing that. Like tats the very first thought in our minds when we see ppl dress differently is tat they dont have sex n r trying something different. U will definitely need to have lots of money to have sex becuz they charge 800 bucks a minute.
Anonymous No.82084968 [Report] >>82085030 >>82085076
>>82084885
Satan made that jpg. He makes a lot of fake crime, becuz he controls the ppl like they r puppets. Y does satan make fake crime? Tats actually a very intriguing question with many possible theories of varying degrees of severity to the real men. We dont know for sure. We r relying on ancient texts which describe the devils wisdom to interpret his actions. Becuz nobody was expecting fake news. Not at this level, thats a ton of fake news. He is totally dedicated to providing an endless stream of fake digital products. One good assumption is tat real crime never ever makes the news. Becuz, they want to give ppl solipsistic views on their reality, as it causes early fatality. N tat tis is a ez way to generate more money. Becuz basically theres a lot of niggers n tey needed to be whipped. Becuz u cant feed so many niggers who just sit around eating their girls asshole all day. So u giv them psychosis or u kill them. Tats one theory, so we got a lot of theories of course. Another theory is that there is literally nothing occurring of interest, nd tat u all need to go back to sleep. Becuz nothing ever happens. N we just got extremely unlucky to spawn here in shit bodies n tat nobody has any reason to lie about anything. But yeah satan definitely makes a lot of fake crime. N fake wars too. One theory is tat if u were going to report on something. Make it count. Becuz ppl r busy n only have time to watch a few videos. So if u contrl the entire crime, u can use it to send the correct message. All hail to the wisdom. Wisest play was to lie about everything. Everything? Everything. Just lie about everything becuz reality is clearly like the shittiest possible fucking thing ever, like thats actually like the worst, the very worst possible thing that could ever happen. So if u lie about absolutely everything, the brain gets so confused it cant even see in front of its own face anymore. Which is beneficial, becuz wat they r seeing is absolutely the most heinous n disgust
Anonymous No.82085030 [Report]
>>82084968
Disgusting shit ever. Its literally the worst possible thing that could ever happen to a soul is to be created in a body which is not good enough. Thats a type of torturous imprisonment where every waking moment is spent in pain n terror. Thats literally the most fucked up event to ever occur in any possible simulation across any possible amount of worlds. Nothing could ever be worse than being slowly tortured to death against ur will, with no say in the matter whatsoever. So when u lie to everybody about absolutely everything possible. The brain cant even comprehend that its existing anymore. It just doesnt have any idea wats going on. N theres nothing to say of relevance. So dude if u hear ppl talk, u quickly notice. Wow, tats the biggest fucking idiot ever dude hes actually so fucking retarded. Becuz he is totally confused about his reality dude hes actually totally insane. Becuz these ppl all just have sex every day basically, which is another method of control is to let them have extremely powerful orgasms and to raise children. So Dey do lots of tricks to control our brains focal energize n to trick us into harvesting our life essences on a grand scale across the various planes of existence where r tru body lies totally exposed to evil screaming demons who finally found something they can bite on. They love biting n hurting our souls becuz it gives them pleasure 2 watch. The demons r doing many things. They clearly desire more sex n money 4 themselves. But also love to torture human souls 2 death. But also love to have sex with women. So we got lots of weird n hard concepts to comprehend becuz the demon overlords r so dangerous n violent n smart. It is hard to watch wat they do becuz, its just the worst thing ever. They r totally without remorse 4 their actions becuz they dnt care at all n feel totally safe.
Anonymous No.82085076 [Report]
>>82084968
Did you feel like pic related when you wrote this?