MS Pride of Hull edition

Gay men in a gay thread.

>>82084351
This fred u see is a mens shed fr mentalnhealth purposes

Working for my bennies? Not for me that

>>82084328 (OP)
Cruises are some of the most scummy lower class coded wank ever to be invented.

>>82084408
id never go on one incase i got seasick or it ends up being one of them with the virus outbreak on board and everyone is throwing up and shitting themselves for a week, sounds like hell

Mad how there are some oldies who all they do is go on cruises 10 months out of every year. Basically just cruising around until they die. All cruise ships have morgues on them now because they get so many thousands of old people together for 1/2 weeks at a time just purely statistically speaking some are going to die every trip.

>>82084455
some bigger planes also have "corpse cupboards" for passengers who die

>>82084422
Went on the ferry on the way to Belgium when i was 14, was gale force 8 or something. I went out onto the deck for the full effect and the Captain shouted at me over the tannoy to get back inside.

Sean works for free

Pissed af already, too late to stop drinking and do something productive now, it tuesday x

>>82084474
Yep, works as our little marionette, dancing around and making a prat of himself for our amusement.

If god exists, why does he not reveal himself to me? Does he not want a relationship with me?

Gf's best friend is a fucking mess of a woman. Divorced at 24 and had a sprog with her now ex-husband who is a genuinely psychopathic abuser, stalker etc. I mean that in the most literal sense I can, while he has never been to a psychologist I guarantee he is diagnostically psychopathic. Nearly killed her several times. Cheated on her constantly, had kids with other women. Full on rages. Threatened her and her friends and family all the time. Sat on the sofa all day smoking weed demanding she get a better job so he can gamble more (no literally, he didn't even pretend otherwise).

Now she's calling my gf on the phone every day in tears, breaking down because she thinks her in laws are trying to take her kid from her and are going to leverage their psycho son to intimidate her into doing so.

Yeah, that all sucks and everything, but holy shit me and the gf haven't shagged in like three weeks because all the stress is getting to her and 'the mood' is never right. Fucking hell.

>>82084328 (OP)
>P&O
https://youtu.be/K3_ntFPTdvE?si=l9DJ_oTW0JWIa7zu

>>82084408
Pretty sure that's a ferry lad

>>82084535
Why did he make me a manlet balding incel? Why did he make women repulsed by balding manlets? I thought he wanted everyone to go forth and multiply? Not sure he thought this through

>>82084596
Pretty sure you mean an irregular way to enter the country.

>>82084408
You not a fan of this >>82084589 lad?

>>82084586
Your gf probably gets off on it. And I mean actually sexually gets off on the idea of that guy.

Me? Off the wooze until the weekend. Can't drink me. Gotta keep meself for that voluntary work.

>>82084408
Gotta go with Viking, where apparently all the lower class cringe shit is such a issue, they specifically market themselves as not having any of it

>casinos on a cruise ship
That sounds fucking awful. Imagine how many of them do their bollocks in on the first or second night and now they're stuck at sea for another week or two without a pot to piss in.

Not sure what's wrong with "umbrella" drinks though. Too Derek Trotter coded?

HHL's got mates and a job, unlike you.

>>82084657
>no formal nights, butlers or white gloves

Yeah really looks like they're marketing themselves as "no lower class shit." You fucking stupid cunt.

me and HHL working for free doing manual labour

>>82084695
You do realize that tryhard shit on a cruise is "lower class" coded... right? It's like when lower class mongs think "serviette" is a posher word than "napkin" because they're too stupid and povvo to know otherwise. Sorry about your upbringing.

Litter picking last week, chopping up a fallen tree this week. Wonder what I'll be doing next week.

I go where I am needed. I AM THE ULTIMATE HELPER.

>>82084657
Yeah viking is the sensible cruise line. No umbrella drinks just means you're there to enjoy a cocktail, not YAAAASSSS QUEEN CoCkTaIlS!!!!!

>>82084695
That shit is all lower class coded just like>>82084706 said. Lower class people imagine what upper class people live like and then try to larp as it for an evening. It's really gay and cringe. Viking know their market and they're not indulging any of that gay mong scum shit.

>>82084718
you ever took driving lessons?

>>82084695
>>82084706
>>82084751
Open your bank accounts and prove right now you could afford a cruise. I bet none of you could.

He does grueling manual labour FOR FREE, only to return to his care home, put on a fresh nappy and eat ready meal slop cooked by someone else because he isn't competent enough to operate an oven.

Coooorrrrr, and I mean COOOORRRRRRR what a life!

>immediately retreats into ad hominems because he can't provide a compelling argument against the points made
kek

>>82084760
Nowt wrong with a bit of R and R after a days graft.

>>82084760
You forgot to mention the blowjobs he gets off of fit Nigerian nurses. It LUSH.

>>82084766
dunno who you're replying too, but you're clearly mad at them, so well done champ

Is it really a good cruise without a conga line to the tiki themed bar?

A rare mention of Sunderland in SSM's latest video corr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QBWEzcVjuo

I love being caged. It feels so normal and natural now. Start to get anxious if I'm not locked up 24/7.

>>82084830
Glad to hear you've found something you enjoy Shippy

Necking that red wull me. It 1.65 a can now corr, and that's just for the small one.

how the shite do I meet people age 25-35 not bein funny but I'm lonely as all fuck lads

>None of the three of them could afford a cruise anyway

Oh I am laffin!

>>82084871
Through work or hobbies, mostly.

>>82084830
Literally gayer than being fucked in the arse by a man

>>82084881
can't get a job to save me life, what kind of hobbies do you think would be good for meeting people

hope every one having a lovely day x

>>82084988
Running clubs seem to be a good way to meet non-grim and relatively young people. Self-selects for non-fats too. That being said I think everyone has kind of figured it out so the quality is dropping precipitously with an influx of Indian men trying to ogle and desperately get the numbers of young, attractive white women. Basically if you find a good way to meet nice young people don't tell anyone.

>>82085033
I love girl picture. Show me girl picture every 5 sec. Thats rare becuz girls dont go outside hahahaha. But online we can see girl picture every day. Imagine actually doing this to a real person. Tats wat happens when ur a fucking faggot ass bitch.

>>82084657
Sounds like you're a jew trying to make white men feel inferior

>>82085067
they do a good enough job of that themselves by thinking the pinnacle of human existence is being a good little hubby, with mediocre kids and a mowed lawn.

>>82085129
Lad if you don't think being English is about a solid graft and having a little cuddle with the wife on your lawn, then I don't know what to tell you

>>82085129
Very true. The pinnacle of human existence is clearly sitting indoors on an anonymous imageboard whining about how lonely you are.

>>82085146
Don't forget tea and biscuits no matter the weather

>>82085150
You can't keep posting like this lad. It's ruining your life

Would never voluntarily put myself on a boat with any black people or similar. What a ridiculous notion.
Why are they even allowed on cruise ships??? It's not a noahs ark with a white guy at the helm

>>82084820
>A rare mention of Sunderland in SSM's latest video corr.
fascinating

Think I've finally managed to download all videos where Lena the Plug gets fucked by men other than her husband. Oh it lush.

>>82085268
I saw your post and had a little chuckle to myself. It's so stupid and petty.

>>82085264
What would you do if you were on a boat and you saw a black person?

>>82085033
U toox

Thinking about doing an access course in Nursing. Only thing is, I'm wondering if my unusual aroma will pose a problem?

>I saw your post and had a little chuckle to myself.

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>I saw your post and had a little chuckle to myself.

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>>82085365
Shouldn't do mate, I say go for it.

>>82085345
If you mean on the boat.

Which of the following do you think are historical facts:
>Jesus of Nazareth existed
>He was crucified by the Romans because of his itinerant preaching
>He died
>He rose from the dead after three days and ascended to heaven

>>82084328 (OP)
Rly is something frm a horror film
Locked up at sea wiv thousands of weird a strangers crawling about everywhere like a sick freak show floating hospital fr mentally ill ppl
No escape.......nowh3re to go fr miles n miles n miles
Stranded nd at mercy of unhinged ppl who go on cruises
Commotions that nvr ends.......sound of footsteps above u n below you at all times stuck in your prison coffin in the sea
Sound of ppl shouting n throwing up nd sound of drunk ppl being loud
If smth goes wrong nd itslike titanic
Nd imagine the smell
This "holiday" is a punishment

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>I saw your post and had a little chuckle to myself

Which English county do you lids reckon goes under the radar the most? As in, you literally never hear about it. It's there but nothing seems to ever happen of interest and you never meet anyone who has lived/lives there.

For me, it's Worcestershire. Proper lowkey place that.

>>82085457
All four are correct and accurate
Multiple non Christian sources verify all events

>>82085457
>Jesus of Nazareth existed
Yes
>He was crucified by the Romans because of his itinerant preaching
Yes
>He died
Yes
>He rose from the dead after three days and ascended to heaven
No

It's not difficult.

>>82085457
>Jesus of Nazereth existed
Almost certainly
>He was crucified by the Romans because of his itinerant preaching
He was almost certainly crucified but not solely because of his preaching. He was executed because Roman authorities saw him as a potential revolutionary or threat to public order.
>He died
Well yeah I mean there is one documented situation where someone did survive being crucified, but as a general rule it meant death
>He rose from the dead after three days and ascended to heaven
I don't think anyone could really call this a "historical fact" even if they believed it

Me? I use arch linux

>>82085506
When I said because of his itinerant preaching I implicitly meant because that involved him claiming (at least in *secret* to his followers) that he would be the messiah i.e. the temporal ruler of Israel, rather than any kind of divine meaning which was later interpolated into what he said after his death.

>>82085475
>Proper lowkey place that
People don't talk like that there

itinerant

>>82085475
>Proper lowkey place that.
People don't talk like that there. Also LOL at this thread. Imagine taking pride in being British. Do you post on Cucked and Bummed too? Oi!

>>82085488
How many pictures of Shippy do you have saved?

>>82085519
Nah it was likely because of his Passover protest at the temple where he arrived with a big crowd and started kicking up shit. Passover was a political powder keg back then in Jerusalem, so if someone started shit the Romans were bound to crucify him.

>>82085553
Not him but I think I have about 5

>>82085457
Ironic, the similarities.

>>82085559
Well it all contributed of course, but the Romans wouldn't necessarily get involved with something like that; they'd be happy to let the local Jewish leaders deal with such disturbances. The real affront and why the Romans got involved was because Jesus was telling his followers he was the messiah, a claim which directly challenged Roman imperium and so could not be allowed.

Just cleaned the toilet, it was stinking.
Turns out my floor mop leaning down the side was stinking of piss and the major odour source.

>>82085553
I have 22, not tons but enough.

>Herr Asperger has identified a new form of subnormality in children.

it was preventable

The fact that I am not having sex with a woman that looks exactly like this, right now, is a more viscerally tragic fact of life than all of Gaza, Ukraine, Congo, Sudan and Syria combined.

>>82085570
>Not him but I think I have about 5
>>82085605
>I have 22, not tons but enough.
Is that more or less pictures that you have of your gf?

>>82085590
Not sure I fully agree. There is no solid historical evidence Jesus explicitly claimed to be the messiah, and Rome didn't care about vague theological figures unless they posed a real threat to order.

In fact the historian Josephus documents numerous figures claiming prophetic or messianic roles without immediate Roman response.

i have 22 pictures saved of each of my 5 gfs.

>>82085633
Nah I obviously have literally thousands of photos of my gf on my phone, we've been together years

whatever records the Romans kept, written, oral, whatever, would they not say SOMETHING about their executions?
maybe from their point of view Jesus was just one of the three miscreants on the hill that day, but wouldn't you at least jot that down?

>>82085623
>that looks exactly like this,
After you made her like that I hope.

>>82085623
Tat girl is actually god. He cloned himself n lives as all the girls. He lies about it becuz he doesnt let every man impregnante him, n they wld do witch hunts. Becuz tats actually quite gruesome, tats why he says he loves us. Becuz he makes the choice 4 us from a position where we cannot hurt him.

>>82085652
They executed loads of people every day, they didn't keep those kinds of records.

>in a relationship
>partner asks for pics
>(not even saucy ones, just wants pics of me for some reason)
>"No. I do not like being photographed, and you are not some magical exception."

pwn'd, every time.

HHL should apply as a janny on 4chan. They work for free too.

>>82085570
I have a rare old one

>>82085475
Somewhere like Herefordshire

>>82085659
fair enough. just seems like one of those daft things like when you read any dry historical inventory ("thirty bushels of wheat and two oxen"). some of the oldest writings in history were basically shopping orders/lists.

not even some "today's stats: executed THREE men in Golgotha" and the dates happen to line up?

I want to marry Lena

>>82085639
I would say there is almost a certainty he claimed to be the messiah to his followers, but not to the wider public. You have to remember also that messiah back then to a Jew in the first century did not mean the son of god or anything theological. Messiah meant 'anointed one', basically a king, not a spiritual king over a godly kindgom/heaven, but a literal king that ruled an actual real-world kingdom on earth. Hence his claiming to be the coming messiah implied he would essentially overthrow Roman rule of Judaea and establish the kingdom of Israel again. Romans weren't having it. It is only later that messiah took on a theological meaning in the colloquial usage of the word.

also, did people used to just be tougher when it came to punishment/death?

supposedly a lot of those "cruel medieval torture device" museums were a Victorian myth, never actually used, all that. but a lot of cultures throughout history would casually lop someone's hand off or execute them in some painful way.

maybe they didn't care about being humane, and the victims weren't exactly writing diaries, but what ABOUT the victims, or others' accounts? if i had my tongue seared out, i'd cry like a little girl ;__;

>>82085659
Miles:
Heus, carnifex. Hominem habeo paulum insolitum. Filius Dei est, et crucifigendus est.

Carnifex:
Eheu, hoc facere non possum, amice. Contra regulas est. Et quid scribent in rationibus? "Filius Dei: crucifixio, duo denarii"? Non, amice, hoc non potest fieri.

Miles:
Ecce quid faciamus - nihil scribemus, et horam habebis cum servo.

Carnifex:
Hmm... bene. Pactum est.

>>82085724
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert-Fran%C3%A7ois_Damiens#Legacy

maybe i just need to get in some painful accident. never broken a bone or anything. people end up in car crashes, don't they?

anyone ever been in a super painful accident? does some kind of adrenaline/exogenous opiates thing null the pain for a bit? at what point do you become aware your skull is cracked open? how long does it take to get over it?

>>82085724
Most people look we interact with and discuss these topics with come at such things through the lens of post-enlightenment western european human rights mindset. These things are incredibly modern and not even practiced globally in the present.

Back then it was very much the opinion that almost all life was very, very cheap and they had no time for 'retributive justice' or whatever other sort of gay shit the government insists we try to do instead of actually punishing criminals. You did something bad? You're gonna be dead before sundown. They didn't fuck around with crime, lad.

For the most part though all those weird torture things were just made up like you say.

>>82085724
>>82085736
>He was first subjected to a torture in which his legs were painfully compressed by devices called 'boots'. He was then tortured with red-hot pincers; the hand with which he had held the knife during the attempted assassination was burned using sulphur; molten wax, molten lead, and boiling oil were poured into his wounds. He was then remanded to the royal executioner Charles-Henri Sanson (who would ironically later go on to execute King Louis XVI) who, after emasculating Damiens, harnessed horses to his arms and legs to be dismembered. But Damiens' limbs did not separate easily: the officiants ordered Sanson to cut Damiens' tendons, and once that was done the horses were able to perform the dismemberment. Once Damiens was dismembered, to the applause of the crowd, his reportedly still-living torso was burnt at the stake. Some accounts say he died when his last remaining arm was removed.

>>82085724
Yeah. Basically, the lower your chances of getting caught, the harsher the punishment had to be. You had almost no chance of getting caught doing crimes back then. So if you did, the punishment had to be brutal as fuck as a deterrent.

I'm thinking a curry for din dins classic HHL style today. Oh aye.

>>82085736
these onlookers are SICK.

i get that it's torture for torture's sake, but that's just convolutely cruel. "not enough to cut him, is it, get burning oil in those wounds!" whatever the time period, that's elaborate, takes preparation, and must be difficult for the actual torturers to do? were they mad desensitised to it, like surgeons?

might start carrying around emergency heroin and/or cyanide. you never know.

>>82085780
>classic HHL style today

What does that mean?

>>82085763
didn't they up the penalty for highway robbery to execution, at some point? so then highwaymen just started murdering as people. "might as well. they'll kill me if i'm caught, anyway."

high/low trust society and all that, but i feel like so much shit would happen if you took away CCTV. debatable how much of a deterrent introducing them was, but taking them away? nothing stopping you then, is there?

>>82085788

Pic welated x

>pseudo-autistic man pretends he has some deep mystery to him

i thought autists were just blunt and honest?

>>82085841
Why are you so small, HHL?

>>82085823
In general the bloody code presided over the lowest levels of crime in history. England was so notably crime-free that European often remarked upon it when visiting. There's even a theory that because the bloody code ensured that basically the most violent/stupid 1-3% of every generation was removed from the gene pool for a few centuries it had a eugenic effect in raising overall IQ and pro-social personality traits which eventually birthed the Industrial Revolution in England a solid century before other nations tried their hand at it.

>>82085823
>didn't they up the penalty for highway robbery to execution, at some point? so then highwaymen just started murdering as people. "might as well. they'll kill me if i'm caught, anyway."

Maybe but that sounds made up later. Back in those days, just as today, if you kill someone then they'll investigate the crime harder. Not necessarily the national or regional authorities, but people like your family, friends, other villagers or even your employer might come after them.

>>82085857
He's not autistic, it's just a catch-all over-dignosed meaningless term now for 'a bit off' that medics can throw at people to push them into some kind of 'services referral' pipeline and check a box.

>>82085841
The bloke he was looking at had his skull crushed moments later.

trying to lose weight so i can wank with the inside of my thumb and forefinger again, rather than just my thumb and first two fingertips.

>>82085883
even on a non-criminal, non-religious level, has the deterioration of communities increased crime?

before you even get to torches-and-pitchforks i'm thinking e.g. my granddad's pit village. burgle or rape someone, everyone would know. and you probably wouldn't do it (even if you had the motive) because that's your village, your mates, your community.

i don't even know my neighbours. not about to nick their stuff, but i don't care when a local shop gets robbed or summat. just feel no connection to any of it.

>>82085948
>non criminal [...] level
meant as in criminal justice, laws, etc here.

i dunno. what STOPS people committing crimes (the ones you and i give a shit about)?

>>82085961
Many things, none of which I can be arsed to list.
If you can't think of more than "not in my village" then chances are you have a criminal brain and need surgery.

>>82086006
>none of which I can be arsed to list.
BE ARSED
>you have a criminal brain
nah. i mean i'm thinking of this from the point of view of people who WOULD commit crimes, right. and just how things have changed.

again i give CCTV an example because "oh i'll get caught by cameras", imagine if they all went down, people WOULD take the opportunity? and yet they're relatively recent. we're dependent on them, going forward? people's old morals/standards have been supplanted by technology?

just talking gobshite because i'm on them benzos after a benzo detox so don't mind me.
had a couple of dihydrocodeines too and oh. my. days.

>>82085961
Look at low-crime countries e.g. Singapore, Japan, Saudi Arabia. The justice systems share similarities:
>long sentences
>corporal punishment
>capital punishment
>high conviction rates
>swift justice
Meanwhile the wider societies share similarities as well:
>affluent (this is a reinforcing effect with low crime)
>homogeneous

So compare that to Britain where we have absurdly lenient punishments (in many cases literally no punishments at all), cratering conviction rates despite skyrocketing reporting rates (there is also a blackpilling phenomenon related to this where people know the police are so useless that they simply don't report a lot of crimes, so even though crimes are going up it's still under-reported by a lot; grim), no corporal punishment, no capital punishment, very very very very slow justice system. And also in societal terms an increasingly impoverished and non-homogeneous population. It's no wonder crime is going up.

Crime is actually very simple to stop. You make punishments ACTUALLY deterrent and then for the mongs who still commit crimes despite that you simply remove them from the population either through long-term incarceration or execution. Crime is mostly a choice.

>>82086056
yeah that sounds like a fair enough summary really. definitely went through the blackpilling thing you mentioned.
there IS also mental health and addiction (not just an excuse, but obviously a contributing factor). would rather nip that one in the bud before it turns to more and more/more damaging crimes.

but on the flip side of that i do know people who well and truly do not give a shit. like they don't have the mechanism in their brains to see cause and effect, or even feel guilt/ashamed. "steal some sweets and you'll be brutally tortured" they still just would. weird.

bought the ibanez for 700, corrr ive done it, I've actually spent money. It feels right.

>>82086075
Yep, people make the issue of crime and policing far more difficult than it needs to be. It's simple. We 'solved' it to all intents and purposes, we just have governments that choose to allow crime at the levels we experience it.

Mental health is certainly an issue, but not something insurmountable. If you can be helped you should be helped, but if you're just fucked up in the head and go around committing crimes then sorry but it's just the best thing to do to lock you up so you can't terrorise the rest of the population. Addiction I would argue is even less of an issue. You simply ACTUALLY fight drugs. Singapore, Japan, SA etc. don't have drug problems because, get this, they execute people they find with drugs and lock up users for like 20 fucking years. The idea that Britain or really any western nation has engaged in a 'war on drugs' is a giant joke. We haven't even tried to fight drugs.

As for the people who you describe whose brains are just retarded and they can't comprehend cause/effect or guilt/shame, you're 100% right these are real people, just look at the mugshots of crime articles coming out of South Chicago and you can see there's literally nothing behind their eyes. The only way to deal with these people is lock them up or execute them. To allow them to simply roam the streets is domestic terrorism perpetrated against the citizens of the country.

Sorry if I'm rambling, I actually feel quite passionate about this stuff. It's so simple and yet it doesn't get implemented because shit like muh h00man roights!

>>82086115
were you the same lad going on about spending 400 quid the other day? did you go all the way up to 700??

>>82086056
It's not very simple to stop though is it? Maybe it can be reduced, but crime still exists in Singapore.

>>82086128
Yes and I have never claimed that those places are zero-crime countries, they're not. What they are is LOW-crime countries, very low-crime. Crime will always exist to some degree, the only question is do we allow it to run rampant or do we stamp it out to the very edges of society and the very tips of the probability bell curves.

>>82086141
Could somewhere like Singapore be low crime for any other reasons?

>>82086122
generally agree although i suspect i'm not as "grr get 'em all!" as you.
but mostly i don't think drugs themselves should be punishable - would rather have legal routes to them and treat underlying issues. yeah the "war on drugs" proper is fucking stupid but actual drug possession/usage i have less of a problem with (the illegal industry behind them, sure, some sick stuff there).

as for if someone is just pathologically a psychopath or they're even reached their wits' end, learned they can get away with whatever, i always wonder if there's a way you can weaponise that. like autists. get autists into programming. get psychopaths into surgery. appeal to them on some level where it benefits them, and others, before it gets to wrongdoing. and then yeah just deal with wrongdoing when it actually occurs.

fuck knows how all this works in practice. the resources are pretty zero sum and i'd rather they be directed as usefully as possible. i'd see the police as something of a last resort, but even when they show up for a 100% clear-cut crime, they're pretty shite at dealing with it.

>>82086163
Yes, as I mentioned above when talking about homogeneity; demographics are obviously a causative factor in crime. Different groups commit crimes at different rates, in some cases shockingly so. This is again a choice in terms of immigration policy and enforcement policy. Two tier justice and mass immigration of disproportionately criminally inclined ethnic groups in the UK is an example of doing this wrong.

>>82086164
>as for if someone is just pathologically a psychopath or they're even reached their wits' end, learned they can get away with whatever, i always wonder if there's a way you can weaponise that. like autists. get autists into programming. get psychopaths into surgery. appeal to them on some level where it benefits them, and others, before it gets to wrongdoing. and then yeah just deal with wrongdoing when it actually occurs.
Interestingly psychopaths are very disproportionately represented in high earning and highly skilled professions like surgeons and lawyers. Makes sense really, you have to be very focused, intelligent and in many cases ruthless to succeed in those environments. As long as they're not committing crimes this is generally beneficial because you want high achievers in those jobs and they're being self-selected for. Only when you get low IQ low impulse control psychos like Sean and your average 'roadman' do you get problems.

>>82086124
naw I was on about spending around 1000 and this is 300 less

actual human rights i feel like shouldn't have to exist in a way, but yeah fine.

just seems like we've gone backwards. innocent until proven guilty, better for 10 guilty men to go free than 1 innocent man go to prison, all that. great stuff.

the Online Safety Act is like the latest in a trend of not just leaving innocent people alone. take them at their word, some evil Nazis are tricking teenagers into killing people and porn is causing misogyny, it's all happening and it's all horrid. why does that affect me, us, most people? it SHOULD be completely invisible when it comes to our freedumz, just living our lives.

looking at slanty quim and playing video games because I'm NEET and bored x

>>82086185
Singapore must be one of the least homogenous places in the world though?

o i am excited

>>82086234
My gf loves it when I slap her there as hard as I can

>>82086196
been meaning to read that Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson. heard here and then the "psychopaths = CEOs" thing is exaggerated, but i've known two diagnosed psychopaths. one was actually a (successful) business owner. and outright violent in some horrible ways. but he knew how to get away with it.

the other was just this weird guy who was quite blunt about killing small animals and how he'd like to hurt actual people, but knew he'd go to prison.
he had been in trouble for it all, ended up diagnosed, wasn't just talk. but even saying all this stuff and realising there's
>nothing behind their eyes
he was really charming. all the internet//r9k/ dark triad shit, but in one lad i was working with.

>>82086198
cor it's like you've EARNED 300 pounds. you haven't, but it's like you have. AND you've gained a guitar!

>>82086253
cute. strum us a tune on Vocaroo when it's all set up laddington.

is psychopathy genetic? my dads unironically a diagnosed one + autistic and I got hit with the autism stick fairly hard as I'm diagnosed.

>>82085475
>where should we ruin next? Teeheehee
I'm onto you

>>82086274
>There is evidence that it might be genetic.
>The best explanation may be that psychopathy is the result of a specific combination of nature with nurture.

>Twins studies, that compare identical twins (with the same genes) to fraternal twins (with 50 percent similar genes) repeatedly show that identical twins are more similar on psychopathy scores, suggesting an important effect of genes.
intredasting. wish they gave more numbers here since i doubt i'll understand these studies.

anon you're an adult, you're probably 'done' both nature and nurture worse. ARE you a psychopath?

Necking that curry nows x

>>82086339
(Psychology Today page, 'Are Psychopaths Born or Made?', URL flagged as spam.)

>>82085475
probably some mad rural place. either because it's just a forest and nobody actually lives there, or it's a few villages dotted around the Peak District and they keep to themselves innit.

more interested in the in-between places where it's not cities with gangs, but bizarre happenings we can't even fathom. Hebden Bridge is like Beamish for lesbian witches. what do they get up to? what sinister secrets are they hiding?

>>82086345
Grim meal for a grim man with a grim life.

>>82086339
well I dunno, I dont know too much about it to notice it within myself, I might be, I do have uh *thoughts* sometimes but I am seemingly well adjusted

>>82086391
List 5 ways your life is less grim than HHL's
I'm not challenging you, I just think it might be a good bullying tactic

>>82086407
List 5 reasons why you haven't had sex.

>picturesque little market town
>built up around the old asbestos factory
>new age hippies take over in the 1970s-80s
>now it's all lesbians who worship crystals

has anyone ITT actually been to Hebden Bridge? what's it like?

>>82086436
>1. Feeling a bit rough from the weekend and not really in the mood
>2. My wife woke up in the morning before I did so we weren't awake in bed at the same time
>3. I've been pre-occupied with other things today, as has she
>4. We don't usually do it before the evening anyway
>5. Had a big dinner last night

>>82086374
Women basically all think they're "lesbian witches" if you get them started.

>tfw want a different life, but don't want to break out of any of my autistic routines

>>82086481
I've been to their natural history museum (also run by a lesbian). They have a cracking skeletal display of a Likalotapus from around the Neoproterozoic era.

>>82086492
i'm in my 30s and tend to associate with people also in their 30s. now it usually goes:
>eee, can't believe i used to think i was a 'lesbian witch'. what was i like!

>>82086481
used to go to hebden bridge from burnley in college to smoke fat doinks with my mate jamie and Jonathan, simpler days.

>>82086525
>tfw I knew a nice girl who I assumed was off limits cause she was a lezza, and she only goes and gets with a bloke and has a baby
I'm starting to doubt homosexuality is an actual thing. Even I go a bit gay sometimes, but that's entirely because women piss me off and I can't be bothered dealing with them.

>>82086557
Male fudge packers are real, but 'lesbians' are clearly just disgruntled straight girls.

>>82086557
>>82086575
lesbians actually do not exist, I shagged one once and in uni I lived with a group of people, two were lezzers in a relationship and at a flat party once decided to grope me and on another occasion one photocopied her tits and put them under my door. They dont exist.

would still like a lesbian friend, honestly. but a traditional/tomboyish one. regret not chatting to this woman more on a random night course few years ago: short-haired but not super butch lass, late 20s, engaged to a woman, well into her Marxism (but in an 'old man drinking bitter' type way - she didn't give a fuck about social media or SJW/idpol shite).

she DID want to talk more but i was the cunt who blew her off. just wanted my Free Courses for Jobs, me. wasn't out to make friends.

>>82086575
I wouldn't be surprised if most male gays just can't put up with women (because who can?).
I fully understand the mentality of dedicating your life to being with men, purely because women tend to be the perfect storm of boring and insufferable. They insist on having no hobbies, and having the worst opinions on everything, and sometimes they just fuck things up for no reason at all. I don't think they even know why.

the two teenage lesbians i knew who were 'proper' lesbians both ended up becoming men (and/or were secretly boys all along, however it works).

obviously there are just lesbians where it's not a phase, but where are they? you DO see heterosexuals and even gay men, sometimes. so don't tell me i wouldn't notice. i would.

Sexualities involve sex, so considering women can't have sex with each other, it's logical to say that lesbianism isn't real

Appointmentberg did me in for today, did it not

ckin ell

>>82086575
There's normal people and perverts. The word pervert was too well established in meaning in society, so they changed it to "lgbt" and "gay/lesbian"
That's all that happened.

>>82086703
can do the other thing now, can you not

still find 'queer' annoying. it's not offensive and i get 'it has been RECLAIMED!!!' but in my mind it's this irritating Americanism.

'queer' as in strange? bit old-fashioned, fine.
gay people being gay? don't care.
anti-gay religious people? you're not going to change their mind.
'the queer community enjoying queer media under the queer umbrella' that's just some forced meme American trendy/academic shite at best. do yous just mean gay, as in homosexuals?

Another day of abuse at my job. I'd love to just take any bin but I've been spotted too many times now not checking them, so I have to be a good worker for a bit and make sure no contaminations go on. So sticker a recycling bin for having all sorts in it, food, metal, rubble. Just not even trying.

Guy runs out his house and starts mocking my appearance, telling me my job is to take the bins, he pays my wages, that I'm a jobsworth (like I wouldn't love to just avoid the hassle and throw all the bins on)

He mocked my hairline and that got to me because I was almost completely bald by 22 and have no idea why. So it's something I've always been bothered about. But at some point I lost it and started calling him a prick and a cunt, telling him he was all talk. He tried to block the road with his bins so I kicked them out the way. Now they're saying if he reports it I could lose my job. So stupid, they tell you to do all this stuff and then when you stick up for yourself, they turn against you.

Look at other jobs in my area and it's delivery driver, part time, part time, delivery driver etc. Not really sure what I'd do if I lost it.

>>82086837
The popularisation of "queer" in recent years is definitely people trying to widen the gay umbrella so they can identify as being kind of gay, while not actually being gay.
>oh dude, I'm like pansexual, but I only have heterosexual sex, haha. So queer!
>dude, like I'm a male who is kind of effeminate sometimes, but not really into sucking dick. haha!

oi fackin luv dooboi choclit m8 its fackin lush

>tfw NEET
might not be at risk of losing my job, but at least i'm not losing my hair.

>>82086871
young people always latch on to trendy shit (and as for terms, language changes, i'm not against neologisms or anything). but this one really is forced.

and if YOU as a person are 'queer', you're on that 'spectrum', at some point that has to have a brass tacks meaning. so do you fancy other men? exclusively? isn't it BACKWARDS to not just say, 'oh yeah, i'm gay'? you're not even in the closet - you're just being some awkward bandwagon cunt.

>>82086877
I loved being a neet, wish it could've lasted longer. It's not like life actually got any better in the years I've been working.

i never got the concept of 'identifying with' something specifically, one of those terms that gets banded around now, same with 'role model'.

but in hindsight i can go 'oh yeah i was a little emo kid', just organically ended up liking the music/style. if you want to be part of some subculture purely aesthetically or out of general interest, why not something like that? or pick up an ACTUAL hobby. paint Warhammers. join the Warhammer scene.

All had a good day in the good old Yookay?

>>82086972
yeah. won a dispute with the Internet Ombudsman, had my licence cleared and won 50 more 4chan posts.

Has hasn't this site been hit by verification yet?

That wasn't even the first time things have kicked off at work this week. Yesterday I knocked over someone's recycling bin by accident. As I bent down trying to pick up empty yoghurt pots and baked bean tins, I heard laughter behind me. I turned around and it was just a couple of kids filming me on their phones, giggling away, chanting "Baldrew! Baldrew!" I have no idea how they even knew my name is Andrew, but the nickname stung more than it probably should have.

Then, as if things weren't humiliating enough, a woman stormed out from the house next door, red-faced, jabbing her finger at me. "If you can't even handle bins, what good are you? You're not a man!" she shouted. The kids howled at this, loving every second, still filming, still taunting my hairline and repeating "Baldrew" over and over.

I tried to say something back but nothing came out, just a weird choking noise. I ended up just leaving the last few cans scattered on the pavement and walking quickly back to the lorry, pretending I wasn't close to tears.

>>82086992
nah but if anything i suspect it's that the 4chan lads simply cannot be bothered. it's just some guys on IRC, you can go talk to them.
i understand when it's a big company or whatever but
>you must add in this whole weird API shite with VeriCo. to confirm your users are 18+

i wouldn't do that, if i was running a message board. just look at how long it took them to fix GIF thumbnails. PDF exploit? just get rid of the PDF feature.

i've had to fill out these daft risk assessment forms and it makes sense, insurance and that, or what if there are loose cables and bairns running around.

but IMAGINE IF you had to CONSTANTLY do them. "running a cafe, mate? you'd better be checking every customer's loicence."

it's a public forum, my hypothetical cafe. even if i wanted to check everyone in the interest in public safety, you should be providing ME with (paid for) security staff at the door. and then compensation for the lost sales because nobody wants to enter my Orwellian cafe.

>>82087049
Sorry meant to say how haven't they? Surely 4chan would be on the gov's hit list, right at the top

you can say teenagers are smart and will work around things, but not 100% of them. some 14-year-old sexually-frustrated lad will kill someone instead of having a wank.

>>82087086
they've sent 4chan a sternly-worded letter. Team 4chan has not responded, and the investigation is ongoing:
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

basically, the way it's worded is that it's the responsibility of websites/services themselves to implement checks. deadline was 25 July. Reddit, Twitter porn sites, etc. have complied. 4chan just hasn't done anything (good.)

we don't know what happens now. UK ISPs could be ordered to block 4chan, but there's no word of that yet.

>>82087037
This isn't unrealistic desu, very much what it's like. It depends which area you're doing obviously, nicer areas you get some lovely older people. Your council estates and stuff, it's not so good.

HIS LIVE!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-W23WLBWtE

Mark was in Hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPbAPICEA4A

Ctrl+Alt+Del, the webcomic about video games, is currently building up to a storyline about Ethan getting raped by an abusive transsexual.

>>82087213
is this the loss comic?

>>82087237
yeah it's still going. he's doubled down on it being 'about gamers, not about games' i suppose. and now he can draw faces from different angles.

good for him.

>>82087213
Yo, he brought back Ethan?
And he's doing a rape arc?
Good ole Buckley.

>>82087128
I feel like I can't be the only one that thinks that this is just a warning sign for an upcoming fascist government right? They're basically putting in place the tools for an inevitable party to take over and enforce any and all free speech about their actions to be either blocked, taken down or arrest them due to their id being used on that website, I doubt the public will do anything when it does happen though, we're just in the early phase of a nazi-esque government from taking power

>>82087249
Did his wife die or something?

Study the following extract from a textbook published in 2102:

"By the late 21st century, Britain had evolved into a post-majoritarian society where no single ethnic or religious group held numerical dominance. The rise of British Muslim communities reshaped national identity, politics, and diplomacy, whilst debates over cultural integration and freedom of expression defined the social landscape. Despite periods of tension, Britain emerged as a global leader in multicultural governance and ecological urbanism."

(a) Identify two ways in which Britain's foreign alliances changed during the Post-Majoritarian Era.
(2 marks)

(b) Explain why the concepts of khalifa (guardianship) became important in Britain's environmental policies during this period.
(4 marks)

(c) 'The transformation of Britain's national identity in the 21st century was a smooth and universally accepted process.'
How far do you agree with this statement? Use the extract and your own knowledge to support your answer.
(12 marks)

>>82087212
faked an SVT episode so he didn't have to meet up with that youtuber who wanted to chin him

>>82087314
fascist? good lord no.
authoritarian? absolutely, it's already happening. a lot of posts here are definitely crimes under law these days. scary stuff

>>82086253
Corr I bet the archvile would love shredding some venom on his new Ibanez guitar. Show us when you get it lad. I'm glad you got one for cheaper.

Brother at the kitchen table complaining about blacks on Corrie. He says they have to go and can't act!

>>82087311
>>82087322
if i'm understanding the comments from FANS, the continuity reset or did some multiverse shite. this man-lady could be the new incarnation of an evil supervillain testing his immortality, or it could be a "clever twist" on """red flags""".

it's a realistic, down-to-earth series, that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots.

>>82087398
Corr look at the mons pubis on that one. Has Tim Buckley never seen a vagina?

>women does porn
>disrespects herself, her body, her soul
>leaves porn
>demands the world now respects her

>>82087334
cor what a horrifying grim dystopian vision of the future you've concocted.

very happy here in 2025 i'm still a Celt worshipping the sun.

>>82087424
Prepare yourself grianlad

>>82087346
Eh, I feel like the public is going to get sick of all the stuff labour is doing and take a hard right turn with reform, what they're doing now is setting them up to win with an already subdued free speech, the best way to combat against that threat is too be more libertarian but they're practically setting up a path for fascism here to take root, I'm convinced that they're doing this on purpose because there's no way a whole group of educated people will let this happen unless it's there plan

Rly should get out of bed jst dont rly feel like it nd its nearly 8 at night anyways

>>82087450
While I don't want Reform in, I genuinely wouldn't call them fashy either. Far-right lib? If that works? I'm not sure, they're an interesting bunch. Would be DOGSHIT at governing though

>>82087450
>hard right turn with reform
So Labour is putting the infrastructure in place for loads of censorship, and Reform will agree with the censorship but simply specify there needs to be a minimum number of patriotic black men waving unions jacks on display at all times, and none of the laws around what you're allowed to look at on the internet, or any of the laws that throw you in prison for speech, ever actually get repealed. Maybe transpeople are forced back into the closet for a few years, so you can feel like you achieved some kind of cultural victory, while you no longer feel safe walking outside, because there are gangs of muggers just loitering on every street corner at this point.

Mark, the earliest gospel, contains no post-resurrection appearances. Then Matthew, the next gospel chronologically, does include some. Then followed up by Luke which contains even more. Then only in John, the latest written gospel, we get the story of doubting Thomas in which famously Thomas doesn't believe that it's the risen Christ and Jesus tells him to touch his wounds, to which Thomas does and says 'my Lord and my God' and then Jesus says 'you believe because you have seen, blessed are those who believe without seeing'.

It's very obvious that we have mythological development going on in the early Christian sects/churches. First account, closest to the source we have no post-resurrection appearances and then as time goes on and we get further and further away from the source, the stories become more fantastical and ending in a moral lesson that it's virtuous to believe without evidence.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

me and shippy reading nonce erotica to each other in the bathtub both with a hard on

>>82087500
Both cocks raging hard as nails, yet so small only the very tip top of the meatus pokes through the water.

Me and Shippy touching each other's wounds while lecturing each other about how it's virtous to believe without evidence

>>82087249
this is what loss does to a man
not rite

>>82087500
>>82087516
>>82087530


smelly spammer

>>82087544
You are a retard and you need your meds.

>>82087450
NTA but i agree with him. "fascist" is a bit alarmist. "authoritarian" is just what's happening now, the actual policy, an Act of Parliament.

some numpties say anything-and-everything is fascist already, i'll gladly ignore those. "this is how fascism comes about, look at the signs"? i mean, real fascists would like it, sure thing. but realistically i can't see a new British Union of Fascists gaining control. more likely just toffs making themselves richer with populist shite, then fucking off when it's no longer their problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVvQQtd_yD8
this was a lovely emotional speech, but her response was to retire from politics...? great job fighting fascism there, Mhairi.

>>82087500
what are you reading lad? lolita? daddy greg loves stuff like that

>>82087552
everyone knows what inspect element is spamfag

he's still at the beach mate

just want another referendum on the Alternative Vote (or some other proportional representation).
think people would be more inclined to go for it, now. and it's a bit of future-proofing.

>>82087582
They're never going to do that, lad.
>Hey, Mr Power, please could you give up all your power?
>Sure thing, kiddo!
Yeah no.

>>82087490
Nice copy pasta de lid

lads here LARPing with shippy the known peadophile why? is it shippy himself trying to get back into our good graces?

kek Helen looks like a slimmer version of ssm

Voluntary work been cancelled tomorrow de lids, yeah it been cancelled. Garn Friday morning instead. Been a change of plans. Oh aye x

What other boards do you lads use?
For me, it's /lgbt/, /mu/ and /lit/.

>>82087486
>>82087490
I wouldn't call them that fascist either but we all know they will be shit at governing people, and that's what'll be scary cause what'll be next? If they do ignore all the problems with censorship and all the problem the British public is dealing with now, another party will pop up that actually is fascist and win due to them being the only ones that will have a plan for immigrations, will win
>>82087555
A couple of years ago I would've thought the same thing but there genuinely is a growing part of the population that is getting so hopeless that a fascist party could gain control if they laid out an actual plan for people and do what they set out to do, it's authoritarian now but the way the government is handling this is bringing us to a path down fascism if nothing is done about it, basically we're fucked if labour keep this shit up

>>82087628
maybe you could work for pay part time instead?

>>82087639
Only /pol/ and /his/

having another tramadol, am i not

>>82087639
Only here these days.

>>82087639
just /tv/ nowadays. too much complaining about woke, too much capeshit. and yet i'm currently banned for 'replying to off-topic threads' when i'm the one trying to discuss television and film.

so it's exclusively /britfeel/ for the next 1.5 days.

>>82087494
Mark 16:6 says jesus has been resurrected though so I guess you r putting all your emphasis on this word "appearances" like it specifically states he was resurrected but if u claim the issue is "appearance" nd theres no soap opera style dialogue wiv risen jesus then jt doesnt count for some reason based on the criteria u yourself have invented just like earlier on today when u said this
>When I said because of his itinerant preaching I implicitly meant because that involved him claiming
Like these weird clever clogs rhetorical games you set up so you can incorrectly deny jesus is God bc you're literally obsessed with doing that """""for some strange reason" "I can't imagine why!" "Hmm I wonder why!!" so go off queen but ur so disingenuous about this youre clearly not interested in the truth as u already know it nd choose to satanically distort it for your own ends

Grew up in leafy London. All I really want to do is go an see those hellish council estates in Glasgow. Which one's the most fucked?

>>82087684
could be argued you're doing the same. it baffles me both sides can't see how similar their arguments are.

>>82087628
Having a couple of jars now thats work been cancelled? It tuesday

is it possible to become asexual? my libido was always low but for the last few days ive lost all interest

>>82087711
just go to the estates in Camberwell or West London. they're as bad.

>>82087732
Nah they're really not. I mean those horrible highrises

>>82087711
>All I really want to do is go an see those hellish council estates in Glasgow. Which one's the most fucked?
Kelvinside, without a doubt. You'll be lucky to make it out alive.

>>82087727
side effect from antidepressants, maybe?
if not, at that point START taking antidepressants. i mean, you might as well.

>>82087736
I grew up in Glasgow and now live in South East London. they're pretty similar, it's just in London the proximity to normality, and even affluency, is much closer to the estates.

>>82087725

Garn have a few Brewdogs me.

It Tuesdays x

>>82087745
i am often sad and nothing really makes me happy anymore so why not i guess

>>82087741
See, what that so hard >>82087748, little art hoe?

>>82087761
Based. Me? Having a couple of drinks but calling it soon because I work early tomorrow.

>>82087775
he's fucking with you. Kelvinside is a very nice area of Glasgow, quite close to where I grew up incidentally.

I didnt even know theres that many sned games desu.I guess there would be. I wish ibcould enjoy anything in life like as much as how I liked rollercoaster tycoon when ibwas wee

Yo, straight up the government fucking sucks, bro

>>82087775
Easterhouse, Possil Park, Govan are famously shite areas. Although I think Govan might be on the verge of gentrification these days, would need a current Glesga resident to confirm.

when we have AI we won't need anything else, not even friends

>>82087777

Based. Having me Brewdogs out of new tankard me. Oh aye it lush and I mean LUSH. No work for me tomorrow thoughs so probably garn get wissed then For grind that Fortnite drunk all night.

>>82087819
did you smash your other glass in a tiff?

>>82087790
716 North American releases, PAL region only had around 500. I had around 20 games back then.

>>82087838

Nah I have multiple tankards me. My new one is metal though so no smashing this one :)

>>82087819
Brewdogs? The owner is a massive cunt. Thought you was a brasseire lad? get those little wokkles down you lad.

>>82087856
Face like a slapped arse. Why is the media shilling her so hard? Seen her tits in a few humiliation rituals nothing impressive. Seen better looking women on xvideos.

Quite honestly dont know if ave ever had a "good day" in my life its hard to remember a day where i wasnt still quite upset nd anxious in my heart nd ever since my health has been particularly bad past 10 yrs its like any day where something good happened doesnt matter when you still feel like shite 247 I guess i can spend the days in bed bc there really isnt a difference if i went out tomiz nd had sex w some lassie nd found a suitcase full of money it would jst feel like hassle it really doesbt matter when u feel weak n sick all the time nd spiritually discontented wiv life

>>82087711
I'm not as familiar with Glasgow since I go to Edinburgh more often though, but I would say the fuckers in buckhaven are the worse, there is exclusively junkies in that area and I've personally gotten into a machete fight with some cunt there, literal hell on earth

the jeans don't even look especially good.

>>82087887
>>82087868
its an advert they're paying people to shill her to push that crappy company

GREAT jeans makes me think of weird /fa/ raw jawnz that are unwashed selvage and get sick fades bro and cost over 200 quid for some reason.

i'm no expert, but you should just keep buying jeans in the 20-30 quid every couple of years. they're fine.

>>82087898
yeah it's just marketing and we're now all in on it, but i think people are 'organically' going for it.

it's news outlets that bother me the most. they're meant to declare advertorials. if Ofcom should be fining anyone...

Ave always hated in sctland how volatile nd aggressive ppl are just as a default its not a good place to grow up w my fragile nerves sometimes you look outside nd think life could really be beautiful in the uk its just kind of a problem that you can't go outside w/o knowing if somebody's gna kick your head in on a tiktok video or something like the ppl are just wired badly ndnits not charming or funny it's just grim nd I guess englanf Is the same frm what ppl say but scotland in particular we are basically the n words of whites.Ave thought we could really benefit frm having the water spiked with estrogen nd stuff like they say the new world order really does but for real where we get sprayed with chemtrails to make ppl docile nd gentle nd then the world could be nice its just a problem bc obviously some nefarious ppl could exploit that for bad stuff too. I jst find ppl so hard to deal with nd it hasnt got easier when i got older at all

just separated six wholemeal baps out into six airtight tupperware containers. used the plastic packet as a glove of sorts, so that they did not make contact with my skin.

Only boomers and tarts wear jeans now, trackkies are where it's at.

>>82087863

>Thought you was a brasseire lad?

Got none in de lid. It over x

>>82087913
it was bait and they took it

>>82087965
Theres ppl that literally touch toilet seats w their bare hands without using toilet paper as a improvised glove n stuff like that you think surely.not but ave seen it so much on telly nd on fojr in a bed etc where they just fully touch the bowl with no indication of immediate washing procedure either nd nobody feels like it needs corrected

and i get high with my baby i be in the kitchen cooking pie with my baby

>>82087639
/pol/ and /lgbt/, desu

>>82088042
>>82088042
>Theres ppl that literally touch toilet seats w their bare hands without using toilet
I did this today at work to be honest

Back on my bullshit tonight. Not drinking Wednesday, Thursday or Friday though.

Cutting it right down me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

>>82087965
Alright skitzo lad? Don't you like the texture?
Fancy the fuck out of my colleague. She's recently single though and moving back in with her parents in another town. We'd make a good couple too. Even kind of look like eachother.

>>82087727
Weirdly, I think building up my confidence has kind of cratered my sex drive. My fetishes were always rooted in shame.

dislike the overall switch from a variety of real/bottled ales to trendy craft beers, but Punk IPA is everywhere and tastes nice. owners are pricks, it's a bad employer, the marketing is gimmicky/hypocritical, etc etc. yeah fine.

but their REAL sin? switching everything to cans. whether you drink from the container or pour it into a glass, Punk IPA was just one of them drinks where it was better to get 12x little bottles (or those big 660ml bottles). cans DO affect the taste of drinks, no matter what anyone says.

>>82088055
I'm a strong drinker. Like my drink. Love being drunk. Can handle my drink - but weekdays I don't feel like touching it all. Can't you just not?

>>82087790
Snes I assume you mean? I could rec some. One of my favs is Pocky and Rocky.

>>82088075
I like Punk IPA. Not a IPA guy at all really. Guinness thru n thru. Don't' think I've had a nicer IPA than Punk. I think I had a Beavertown when it first entered the market years ago.

So you can't get Punk IPA in bottles at all now?

>>82088068
>Alright skitzo lad? Don't you like the texture?
nah, crossy knows the score. maybe it's not 'science' but when you touch something wrong your hands are contaminated until you wash them.
of course i did wash my hands before handling the buns, but might as well use the plastic to avoid touching them directly. little life hack from me to you.

Oliver Reed mode tonight x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky9EwjRRZoI

>>82088054
Once you've contaminated your hand wiv toilet germs everytbinf you touch is now spreading you're sticking them in your mouth on your keyboard on your glasses on everything especially a public toilet wiv random ppls peepee nd poopoos

>>82088078

>Can't you just not?

Got fuck all on tomorrow so why not. Sooner I get rid of them the better. I don't like having too much wooze in the gaff.

>>82088111
>everytbinf
are you ok

>>82088111
It's alright lid, that's what you have an immune system for

>>82088093
That game is too hard lid. Not very good at shooters me.

RELEASE THE CCTV FOOTAGE!!!!
RELEASE THE CCTV FOOTAGE!!!!
RELEASE THE CCTV FOOTAGE!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Ofg4GuH-A

What happened to creativity? You don't see stuff like this being made anymore.
https://youtu.be/JLvFbBR4XOg?si=vi_7Rx_XvbFYD9ZT

>>82088102
That's right bht whether you wash your hands later doesnt fix what you've spread the contamination to in the meanwhile I think particularly in a work place a computer keyboard where there's so much space for germs to lodge into nd hide away even kf u wipe it down later

>>82088099
just checked a few supermarkets and it looks like only Morrisons and Sainsbury's sell THESE bottles. and frankly 660ml is just over a pint anyway (568ml) so i don't care if it's like, two bottles in one, dood.

what is now 12x cans 'fridge packs' used to just be bottles. it's already a premium upmarket upsold gimmick, so have them in bottles. a lot of Beavertown and them other ones do cans too.

i don't even drink any more but i'm sick of it. just glad supermarkets still have those shelves of 500ml bottles from various different breweries. can even bag yourself some bottle-conditioned ones. Proper Job was still lush last time i checked.

>>82088111
Yeah that's why there are sinks in the bathroom. There are sinks in the bathroom to wash your hands in, after you have done a peepee and/or a poopoo. You wash your hands in the sink in the bathroom, after you have done a peepee and/or a poopoo so you do not have toilet germs in your mouth, keyboard, glasses and everything/everywhere in between.

>>82088145
*sigh* you're so right lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtovFI8etOg&list=RDFtovFI8etOg&start_radio=1

On me second Brewdog now. Got a full crate to get through so this might take some time. Them wingman ones are nice x

>>82088123
this is the question not enough people are asking.

>>82088160
It's not just about the toilet tho probably most ppl do wash hands after that but theres a lot of wee things like if u opened a packet of raw chicken rven if u didnt physically hanfle the chicken you don't know how much of that spread from the packet nd thr plastic bit onto your Hands or just the fact you're touching stuff like a bus seat or a stop bell thing on a bus that you've got nae fucking idea what manky badtsrds have been spreading on that to begin with etc. I know toilet is an obvious one but tjeres an unreal amount of stuff that ppl just touch and don't wash

>>82088157
I feel stupid to say, given the long entwined history - more like symbioitic relationship - between alcohol and advertising & gimmicks, all major brands and their social media PR teams are so cloying gay. I can't elaborate but they are just faggy.

used to get treated like a freak for always having hand sanitiser on me.
then one day on a walk my mate got his hand on dog poo. SUDDENLY it was desirable.

>>82088199
I always carry sanitiser with me anyway. Not even a hangover from COVID. Just don't trust all the smelly vile people I see trespassing into existence

Our Mark needs to change his ways. Other wise he will end up dead, not lush. Without seasideMARK britfeel would be dead in the water, he's the backbone of the community

Ppl will drop their phone square on the concrete shit stained earth outside nd think oops no big deal though jst pick this up nd go on wiv my day

Only a few more days until me UC bennies drop.

PIP bennies next week. Oh aye x

>>82088203
they've gone downhill, but actual homosexuals are good at 'poppy' things. fashion. electronic music. if something needed to be a bit ostentatious, you could do worse than asking a homo to help you out.

maybe this has always been true of anything, but i feel like now things are becoming things FOR THEIR OWN SAKE if that makes sense. look at memes. some guy captions a cat, daft image macro, all right. decades later someone makes a cat meme because that's just a thing. maybe it has been their whole lives.

>>82088140
i would like to see the footage

>>82088242
I get my wages tonight lid. It lush.

>>82088157
Find brewdog sickly tnh
Dont know if I try to drink it I get gag reflex frm something in it,, too citrus n carbonated feeling
I did used to enjoy stuffs like this yrs ago but id rather have the beer equivalent of rusks kr angel delight now

garn toon? can plan a route and walk more than 100 metres, then.
buying your own high viz? capable of dressing yourself.
family meal? no eating/nutrition problems.
smackhead mates, Steve? that's mixing with others.
shitting blood, then getting all the all-clear? zero toilet problems, then.

if you can do voluntary work, you don't deserve PIP. might have to send off an anonymous report.

Might go Wacken 2026 me x

Looks fun x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzyY_DQOtLE

>>82088293
Didn't know you liked that music lid.

>>82088261

Cheers wagielid. Your taxes pay for my takeaways and it lush x

>>82088099
Loads of nicer IPAs out there than Punk that can be bought in supermarkets, and that way you're not giving money to twatface James Watt.
>Thornbridge Jaipur
>St. Austell Proper Job
>Vocation Life and Death
>Oakham Citra

corrr Citra that's a good'un. don't know me different hops, just know what i like.

>>82088282
Their beers are absolute wank, I got acid reflux off Hazy Jane and Elvis Juice tastes like it is full of artificial sweeteners.

>>82088309
you work for free little man

One of those blokes who you can tell is a complete psychopath just by looking at him. Fuck Brewdog.

Get it fooking down ya x

>>82088175
get some vodka de lad lets live a little, you deserve it after working toda,

Haribo OPEN
Kino ON
Oh aye, we getting womfy tonight

Working for free might me for you but i prefer to get paid

>Israel First trending on X

Kek looks like MAGA has finally had enough of Trump's pro-Israel bollocks.

>>82088407
could you not put some of your coats in the wardrobe?

>>82088407
Fucking hell lad that table looks like it's going to bend in half any day now. You could turn that into an archers bow.

>>82088412
What's your username on twitter

>>82088427
yeah you're right tbf, just sheer laziness has prevented me so far
>>82088429
kek true, bought if off a lad during lockdown and assumed it was meant to be like that but it is very bent, like a few of our resident posters XD

>>82088387

Nah fuck wodka. That's breaking me laptop territory that. Keeping to the weers me. On me third Brewdogginton nows.

>>82088412
Trump tards finally seeing through the bullshit after the epstine fallout. Only going to get worse for him now that the files have been subpoenaed, it would be fucking hilarious if he got impeached Nixon style.

>>82088375
And of course he's another one jumping on the fad of claiming to be autistic. What a cunt.
>Watt is autistic and has ADHD. He claims his Asperger's Syndrome diagnosis came when seeking help after being described as "semi-autistic" by a journalist.

>>82088407
ragebait image

probably could have focused on increasing our native population through making it easier to have kids instead of peddling an anti natalistic narrative and importing millions of randoms for the gdp death cult.

COME KICK IT WITH THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKiF-UMnB9A

>>82088407
gay pink hat

>>82088476
>"I would often be more terrified in simple social settings than I would be facing huge storms in my days on the high seas of the north Atlantic. I have always accepted these character imperfections and viewed them as a kind of trade off with other characteristics - my analytical ability, my work ethic and my ability to focus on tasks like a demented mother f****r.
How do you have ADHD as well then, you utter tosspot?

>>82088466
Why do you break things when you are drunk? Like accidently or do you get angry and smash them?

>>82088498
That is one of the gayest songs I've think I've ever heard

>>82088510
it my running cap de lad
>>82088482
why does my boxroom make you feel rage?

>>82088429
>You could turn that into an archers bow.
a classic B-ism.

>>82088519
they axed the whole autism/ADHD differential diagnosis thing 10+ years ago lad.

>>82088476
This is why I stopped telling people I have autism. I always either got told that it's made-up bullshit or the complete opposite, obsessing over my autism and ascribing every single thing that I do to it.

>>82088524

Mix of both. I sometimes sperg out and throw things around when I get worked up. Sometimes I just fall over and break shit.

Total loser shit lmfao x

>>82088550
>always either
this wasn't actually happening. your autism brain was just doing black-and-white thinking.

>>82088527
its that table lad, you know its going to trigger straight table anon

>>82088571
I should've respected his bent table anxiety

>>82088529
Haha. How on earth did you know that was me? Do I often say somewhat strange things like that? It's just what comes into my thought process that's all.

didn't want to say it in case it started an argument, but with this table crack how can i not:

>flat monitor
get a curved one. you'll never go back.

>>82088571
It's me sorry. I cannot stand when tables and shelves bend like that. The term is called "sagging" I have 3 IKEA Billy's in my room and I try everything within my power to make them not sag over time.

I deserve a nice shower nd feel cute

>Friend wants to leave me 100k in his will
>Would lose my benefits if this happened
Should I accept this or not? I told him to go ahead but every day I think about backing out.

>>82088579
it did have the syntax and cadence of a bism

>go for my second tramadol of the evening
>TWO are already missing, making this my third

HOW

>>82088627

At least you have rich mates. All my "mates" are smackheads and autistic spackers.

Oo ave got like 4 ice teas in the fridge.i thought they were done. Quite happy now

>Poor
>Not smart
>Manlet
>Autism
God was laughing when he made me x

completely forgotten about the time SPACCA sponsored udinese

>>82088676
you know in Jason and the Argonauts where the gods are pure watching things on their Olympus telly and interfering?
wonder if they ever just have a laugh like
>yeah let's give him tinnitus next hahah

>>82088627
Is your friend terminally ill or something? Also do you plan on staying on wenefits forever?

Digital ID is basically half way here. Actually think if it is fully implemented I'm just gonna stop taking part in society and live the life of a hermit. Feels like one of those red line moments like the Corona-chan Jabberwocky. Full cattle state slave mode. Looks really really not lush.

New Wortnite weason looks kushty. Yeah I got that Fortnite Crew membership so I'll get the new battle pass automatically. How it should be x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZIbokU9tRg

100 grand is better than benefits you thick twat

>>82088708
Yes I agree. There's a lot you can do with 100k.

>>82088660
Weird, I'm on tramadol rn as well. Sounds like you are falling down the slippery slope if you can't remember how many pills you took.
>>82088662
That is a reason why most poor people stay poor. Everyone around them is poor also; no opportunities. Same. everyone I have ever known is broke, it's just that one guy that I met completely by chance and he's not even rich. The 100k is his entire life savings.

>>82088676

>Benniemaxxing
>Highly intelligent
>Average UK height
>Autism

God was cooking when he made me x

If I had 100k right now I'd be on the plane tomorrow to Japan for 6 months x

>>82088550
A good one you get these days is "well my friend self-diagnosed and they're normal, so you should be normal too...".
Normies really are determined to just not give you an inch.

Police are pro-Antifa and pro-mass immigration yet the right-wing mongs still worship them lmao.

https://x.com/GBPolitcs/status/1952729521699914093

>>82088694
No there's nothing wrong with him, he's just old.
>Also do you plan on staying on wenefits forever?
Unironically yes. I don't know why this is a controversial plan in a world with bullshit wages, unaffordable housing and no future pensions.

>>82088701
the first time around was all the NO2ID/database stuff and i was on board then.
i care about that less now, i mean we're all on record, and there are data leaks, it's just irritating rather than police state spookiness. an actual physical ID card, Estonia style, could even be pretty cool.

that said, you just fucking know the next step is "hey, you know this problem we invented? well, with the new Digital Identity Scheme, it's quick and easy to jump through the hoops faster! completely opt-in, mind :)"

Also I wonder if Epic Games will have the balls to add the White Power Ranger to Fortnite. They'll probably cuckout but would be kino if they actually did it.

>>82088716
>Sounds like you are falling down the slippery slope if you can't remember how many pills you took.
to be fair i took a diazepam earlier for the first time in weeks, to have something that WASN'T opiates or zolpidem/zopiclone. zero tolerance, pure comf.

painkillers are keeping me off the ketamine, anyway. as long as i keep rotating, it's actually a healthy swap.

>>82088763
The right definitely struggle to separate their views on how things should be from how things are.
In theory, they support the police, because they approve of criminals being bashed up. In actuality, the police have been through a thousand diversity seminars, and have been outright trained to view the right as the enemy, as opposed to people raping and killing.

>>82088766
If you weren't stupid with the 100k you could probably NEET it out for 10-12 years with that. You would have to live frugally though.

>>82088725
>>Average UK height
what about for a white male of your age, Helper-kun?

josh is right on the ball, got me guitar ready for the tracking shit and is sending it as soon as he can, hes a good lad

mad how the Green Power Ranger was jealous all the time, and the Yellow Power Ranger was a coward. you couldn't get away with it nowadays

Look at me, I'm the alpha male nows x

You're the loser not me x

>>82088766
Yeah cause you can just gamble your entire life on benefits being available forever with the current state of the country

with 100k you could put it in the bank and live off the interest

>>82088843

White Power ranger knew the score x

>>8208870
>>82088713

Option 100k:
>Worth 50k when I actually get it in 20 years
>Will run out in a couple years and I'll have to start all over in the benefit system
Option benefits:
>Usually rises with inflation
>They pay out whatever my rent is regardless

>>82088881
>>Worth 50k when I actually get it in 20 years
why would it take that long?
also, are you willing to split the cash, and just how attached are you to your friend?

Sucking on a egg me nd contemplating going tosleep

>win five grand on a scratchcard
>tear it up since that puts me over the 6k-in-savings benefits threshold

>tfw no Pink Power ranger gf

>>82088929
give it a mate and have them sit on it for you

need BBQ sauce. what's the best BBQ sauce lads

>>82088881
No it wouldn't you only pay inheritance tax when it's above 450k. You should get the full amount. And besides. In 20 years UBI will probably exist

>switch from the Japanese Super Sentai footage/actors
>to American teenagers in their Power Rangers suits

bit racist, if you ask me. cultural appropriation, even.

>>82088822
My rent is 600 a month...
>>82088862
Benefits are an unironically more secure income than the job market or state pension these days.
>>82088863
Even at 8 percent this not possible.

>receive the 100k
>all in on red

>>82088909
Cause he's 60.
>>82088964
I was referring to inflation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPEOkyq04Ko
that whole Nostalgia Critic site was weird, man. don't get when nerd types take this tone.

>went on holiday
>realised just how much better pretty much every single average woman looks compared to my wife
>stop having sex with wife

lady's knickers, tbf chaps.

Unfortunately I can't discuss this issue with anyone without them getting emotional because "benefits bad". Society is not ready to accept that benefits is a better option for some people. The irony is that society designed it to be this way. They cut your benefits if you make any attempt to get ahead so that you end up no better off or worse off. It's literally a thing called the welfare trap. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welfare_trap

>>82088974
what was that reality/documentary series where the guy basically did this? sold everything he owned and that, end goal was the big all-or-nothing.

>>82089050
I don't know but IIRC he won right?

>>82089033
I'd work if it was easier. No one ever just offers you a job you can do, do they?

>>82089050
found it, guy called Ashley Revell. was a Sky series called 'Double or Nothing'.

You work so HHL doesn't have to kek

desu, you can put your money into items that will hold value, and can be resold at a later date. Antiques and the like.

Watching clips of ANTZ I remember watching it at as child in the pictures and thinking back then it was shit. Watching it now I find it really uncanny and uncomfortable. The whole animation and the faces gives me the creeps. What were they thinking?

>>82088929
Yeah this is the sort of thing I am talking about. I actually avoid entering competitions for this reason. If I won 20 grand on make-me-a-winner or premium bonds or whatever I'd be fucked.

itt: subhumans

>receive 100k
>open up snowboard rental shop
>get unholy amounts of pussy
>turn your life around

>>82089086
Kids love Woody Allen!

>>82089058
>>82089069
yeah Wikipedia says he just won. flew to Vegas, $135,300 on red, doubled it to $270,600. cor.

anyone remember when Derren Brown just lost that bloke's money? pure television event kino, that one.

BRITFEEL IST HELPER
BUT HELPER IST BRITFEEL
AS BRITAIN IS HELPER

HAIL VICTORY
HAIL VICTORY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2LW3eP1io4

>>82089086
I lrned the word suicide frm this film 1 of the wee ants says that word nd it sounded kewl to me or something byt I was too wee to know.about Google dictionaries n stuff so I jst had to walk around waiting until somebody explained what it means could have been years rly byt that's defos where I first heard the word on antz

Always thought antz was the poor man's version of bugs life. Bugs life was a much better film, and it had a better game on the N64 as well. Kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2t3SCbDvI
The wagecuck anthem

Didnt like it either tho gave me weird liminal vibes but not nice ones like spyro more like creepy ones like windows dancing baby or the Robbie williams video wiv the gore in it

right thats it lads ive been so lonely for so long
im constantly skint and hence cant do fun or interesting things like travel and gain life experience
working the same repetetive toil for years now
the only thing i look forward to is getting shitfaced at the weekend and even thats starting to lose its appeal
skint all the time, cant do nothing, havent had a relationship with a woman in years
its fucked, its totally fucked and its eating me with increasing intensity every day now

>>82089136
Bug's Life is an actual kids film.
Antz is a weird satirical Woody Allen vehicle, that they decided was appropriate for kids, for some reason.
Think I need to watch it again, desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuPj2baypYk

corrr the Derren Brown thing is on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNzvpFcJXU4

remember wondering if there was some twist when it was on. just awkwardly cut to credits.

>damn
>hell
>god
how do Americans read the Bible?

>>82089175
Didn't woody Allen rape a child and get away with it because of how influential he was in Hollywood?

>>82089136

Bug's Life was kino af.

It got intentionally memoryholed because it called out the rich aka the international clique.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLbWnJGlyMU

Am frm the timeline where monsters Inc was a tbing frm secondary skewl not 2001, that's before pokemon ruby, but the damning thing is that I saw monsters Inc in the cinema wiv my mmy nd my little sister nd my current stpdad byt the thing is they didn't even meet nd start dating until like 2007. There's a couple of manda effects where i could be convinced either way bt this 1 doesn't even make sense

>>82089003
Why does it matter if other women are better looking? They are not going to shag you

>>82089217
I think he married his own adopted daughter.

>>82089227
Oh even worse then. They don't call it hollyweird for nothing.

>>82089217
He got away with it because the kid was male. Generally no-one cares about gay rapists. See Kevin Spacey, Boy George.

Ngl on me 4th brewdoggington and am already a bit wipsy. Might just go full-scale tonight x

>>82089221
What's with these silly insect films trying to push wolitics onto children? As if some 6 year old in 1998 knew what hopper was talking about.

Wizards is best "kids" movie ever, desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0oSjfoqvyU

>>82089272

>As if some 6 year old in 1998 knew what hopper was talking about.

That's the point de lid. The idea was planted and rewatching as an adult makes you notice the real message. A few based movies sneaked through in the 1990s and Bug's Life was one of them. Wonder why there's never been a sequel?

>>82089284
love this one. total mess of a film but it's great.

My other financial conundrum is also related to my friend. He lives 150 miles from me, I like to visit once a month but that is 1200/yr in train fares. I heard that's the same price as car insurance so I can't decide whether I should learn to drive or not. How much is petrol?

On them hazy janes now. Weird how reviews are mostly negative on Woogle but I actually like them.

A Bug's Life is just a rip-off of The Magnificent Seven.

>>82089327
It's Seven Samurai! REEEEEEE!

>>82089333
a very wapanese response.

>>82089225
I travel for work and that's a lie

why is the alpha in 28 years later an indian man witha massive cock?

>>82089317
What is with this weird ahh hautnting of hill house agatha christie ahh friendship does the gate open by itself when you get there as well

Lowkey wish I went to high school in America during the 1990s. Dreamcore vibes on tap x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

>What is with this weird ahh hautnting of hill house agatha christie ahh friendship does the gate open by itself when you get there as well
what did he mean by this?

>>82089379
Cos the Jews mate

>>82089380
P muhch yeah. there is a key code.

Jonathan harker on his way to the castle ahh

>anons friend only accepting visitors on a night with a full moon

>>82089417
Draculamind. was thinking how there's Trans people and Sylvanian families and if you had them together they'd be going up the castle with the coach piloted by itself due to queer magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98VTC_k-10M

Wuthering heights van helsing ahh friend

It's all a fucking test isn't it?

Oh aye x

Frankenstein was the real monster.

green, wasn't he? classic monster colour.

*arrives at my friends estate*
*traverses the moat*

>four drinks in
>HelperLad's reality is now Kafkaesque

anon having to answer three riddles to get into his friends estate

I'm over 5 weeks no wokey/speed/bash so get in there x

Only the demon drink to beat now x

A great fortune you may accrue - If ye answer these riddles true

Impossible to find any copes now. Just numb to everything really.

Get paid me UC and PIP in the next week so wemptation will be on tap but imma ride it out. Rather spunk some coin on new clothes and save me bennies for Flamingo Land next month x

Might go full scale HHL at Flamingo Land next month. Spunk about 500 quid. Promised me Mam I wouldn't go overboard on the drink though.

>>82089505
a question, i have but one:
if her dad is ded, THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>>82089505
100,000 gold pieces you may find. Loosing support from the state is quite the bind.

Full scale HHL bloody hell x

>>82089518
I had sum fun drinking last night but its all pissed into the toilet now for the 20 odd quid i spent on drinks.At least wiv buying nice stuff u still have it the next day.x

Corr 1 hour until I get my wenefits. More N64 games on the way it lush. Every day we above ground is a good day.

That does feel nice thoughh when uc nd pip within same week Feel like am invincible at that point

>>82089585
My WIP and WC are 15 days apart. So I can have a little spend here and a little spend there. It lush.

Mum and brother are going to Costco tomorrow might get some of them cinnamon rolls. God they taste good.

DWP sting operation catching HelperLad at the Flamingo Land entrance.

>>82089572

I'm just drinking me birthday beers I got so cost me fuck all (my birthday wasn't today btw). Keeping it private x

>>82089610

I get my UC and PIP like 3 days apart this month. Oh aye. Still got 200 squid in the bank as well. Not too bad x

Got 200 squid in the bank. Oh aye.

Not rich but better than being skint af Makaveli style. Get me UC bennies on Friday then me PIP on Monday x

Hands: fake tanned
Ears: hooped
Oh yesh x

remember one night i was at a gig with literally 0.00 available. helped out setting it up for free tickets, plus a pal bought me a drink. then just tap waters.

was a Thursday night and my UC was due on the Bank Holiday Monday so i thought "wouldn't it be amazing if that meant they paid it early, and it came through at midnight? since they would probably pay it early on the Friday, rather than a day late, on the Tuesday?"

then exactly that happened. not saying i manifested it, mind. what i did do was buy two nice alcohol-free beers at the taxpayer's expense.

>>82089681
Oh nice free booze tastes good.Enjoyx

Ought to process + assess the appointmentshire's aftermath further now

Quite fruitful was it not

My wee cat loves a egg

>>82089429
Unironically, a lot of stuff out there is probably just fronts these days.
Probably always was, only it's really obvious now that no one is going in shops, and some of them just continue to exist.
>typewriter shop near me has been standing there for decades, with the same lettering from the 80's on the front, and it never goes under for some reason

Been bullied and pushed to suciide all me life x

I deserve these bennies x

>that slow realisation that almost everyone who is successful is just a criminal, and has been the whole time
Makes you feel like a real dope, doesn't it?

Now I'm being fucking nice nd doing voluntary work for no financial gain and I still get disrespect. You can't please some people no matter what. Simple as x

erm, actually, think you have to commit suicide to have been pushed to it

>>82089429
Thought this about office buildings growing up jst boggles a bit to think What Is even happening in there every day what are ppl doing exactly all those hours every single day It would lowkey make sense if they were just like graphics that render on life's start menu in the morning

Got 700 squid in the bank but 2 grand owed on the credit card

>>82089798
Jst some seething wagie doesnt matter what you do theyd find a problem with it

>>82089810
SSMaxxing I see.

>>82089769
there was a fine art shop here that had "CLOSING DOWN" signs for something like 10 years. so old the red print had faded.
bit of a local joke and then it did actually close down during Covid or something.

made me wonder how many of these little art shops are just fronts. nobody ever goes in them. what's the rate of selling paintings to covering wages/rates?

me? on that stoozing grind. making free money off of the bank's money. oh aye.

>>82089837

I think they're jealous I'm doing something new and somethign I enjoy. This is not the DWP sanctions me into suicide timeline and I become homless timeline they fantasized about. This is the timeline where I keep my bennies and do voluntary work and learn critical skills. They only want to see my suffer. Ironically, they more they wish that the more I will succeed. Oh aye x

Ooh mammy mammy
Mmy mmy mmy mmy robinson

cannot accept the closure of JG Windows.
>niche enough
>expensive items (pianos etc)
>popular
>heritage
>what else could even go here? nothing m8

R.I.P.

>>82089837
>>82089934
samefagging are we sean?

>>82089934
They think doing sum activity you find fun without getting paid is a "own" for them bc theyd never do their cubicle job if they had a choice in the matter. SAD!

a jeremy corbyn couldn't hold me back~

>>82089976
not expecting detective-level 4chan graphology, but how the HELL do you not recognise our crosslad, there?

>>82089972
That looks nice.Music shops is 1 of the rare type of shops that actually comfy to go in.I mean record shops n stuff as well Uness its staffed by some pure hipster bampots.

Dont know how i would boil a egg w/o this wee thing Its honestly essential for any kitchen.Boiled eggs on tap 4 me nd my wee cat

Ne1 else find kinda mental how FOPP still exists on high street....................Its got a pure vibe of something that would have been closed down by now

>>82090036
who's crosslad?

I used to find CEX quite cozy too back in the day but its jst like any other shop now

>>82090088
have they not done some HMV thing and pivoted to Funko type tat?

wish the response to everyone buying online was lower rates to have physical shops. instead they just sit empty, and existing ones shut down (even the big chains).

what's the end game, here? ground-floor flats?

Let's fucking goooooooooooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACNwMzZejQQ

I for one, am very happy about HHL branching out in the world x

>>82090103
i think you know very well who crosslad is and you are being silly.

>>82090145
you got me there de lid

18&24yo asmrtists. Lush.

>>82090144
Ye it nice.x

Plug is online on Messenger corr x

Fuck him x

HHL will come back some day having discovered Jesus and warning a future generation of /britfeel/ers they need to get on the job ladder

>>82090192
get a bag in lad
it Tuesday

>>82090125
Yea that is a good idea.Am not sure.Like Forbidden Planet as well is a "outlet store" Now so i dont know how that will be different bt ave not been in years.
Also ne1 else frm Glasgow will remember Hellfire shop the goth shop My goth sister went there all the time n Cat house as well. Nd there was another goth shop That was called Osiris or something like that I think it was actually near by but i dont rememebr though.

Someone make new threadingtonbergs xxx

I do miss her. Not that it has any impact on my life.

>>82090257
do you have a printer? get those pictures printed out, lad. stick them up. just to remind you of her, you know?

>>82090226

Fuck that noise he only does 120 drop offs and I only got like 200 quid in the bank. (I also have 100 quid in me wallet) but keeping that for bits and bobs until I get paid. Don't blame me, blame the government. If I had more money I'd be getting a drop right now pal x

I mean... I still could get a g dropped off for 120 but that means I'm skint af till Friday SSM style.

Fink ill download tiktok again jst for something to do kinda bored of youtube

And before any cunt says "just go on tick". I don't do tick. That's how you get your get door kicked in. Fuck that noise.

>>82089878
>Google street view one of my local highstreets
>two tattoo places
>several phone repair shops
>some kind of internal decor shop that just has samples of linoleum out front, and seemingly no one manning anything
>bunch of really dodgy looking corner shops with the windows all coated in ads so you can't see inside
>old run down looking building with signage for a catering company. Looks like no one has been in there in years
Mmmm

>>82090274
>>82090289
wise lad.

just never cared for coke me, but i might be getting 3.5g of ketamine tomorrow and realistically that's lasting me a day.
half a gram of coke was this, "wow, i have that in, now" thing. it was just there. like having plasters or ibuprofen or something

>>82090117
>tfw the CEX chased my local independent game shop out of business, and now the CEX is packing up

>>82090272
I don't have a printer but I have most photos and videos saved.

>>82090336

I did ket back in like May/June and it blasted me into another reality. Couldn't hack it me.

Need a nu breadington don't we

I'm going to have a really big midlife crisis and try to open an arcade. Fuck it. The gamers need places to go.

It news x

>>82090397
>>82090397
>>82090397

>>82090330
sounds grim. those corner shops are weird. what are all these "FAMILY FUNFAIR" and "EXTREME WRESTLING" events?

Think my radio ariel is fucked.
Can't hit anything transmitting, took the radio apart to check nothing had come loose, reflashed the radio, checked i could comminicate with it through bluetooth. Even went for a walk.
Nothing, not a sausage. Has the world ended?