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Anonymous No.82085123 >>82085163 >>82085799 >>82085907
>be in coffee shop
>dorky foid keeps glancing my way, usually smiling
>would reciprocate but she looks to be ~17
>after half an hour of this she gets up and leaves with her friend, revealing a great figure and more than modest bust
what else to do but hope she has a great day...
Anonymous No.82085163 >>82085779
>>82085123 (OP)
Dude girls r literally satan. Tat girl was reading ur mind. Satan is not a girl, he is literally an omniscient hyper intelligent alien. He just pretends to do that becuz he loves cuckolding the real men. Tat girl cld easily have done absolutely any single thing that satan thought up. But he tries to keep it simple so as to not ruin the illusion. Becuz once u ruin the illusion. Dude u go to hell. Becuz they r all the same person out there n he is really not having sex w u. And tats wat he calls hell. Tat was the apple metaphor. Becuz, u literally do not have a chance at having sex when they all share a single brain. Maybe he will show u his power n authority over the lands. Ask him not to, keep believing the stories he shows u on tv. He has written millions of 4chan posts. Every post came from a hyper intelligent being. He also drew that meme dude he goes over literally every google search result n curates the entire list becuz he can do many things at once. So its not pathetic lol, hes really just got nothing else to do dude. Or maybe he is also doing other things. I dont know. Wat is the significance of this?
Anonymous No.82085779
>>82085163
hmm man that's quite the extrapolation of the "all women are the same woman" thesis
and maybe it applies to the underlings, the vapid bots created by the demiurge, and maybe she was one of them
but some women do have the light of the divine in them, I've met them. Sometimes IRL, sometimes in dreams, sometimes in stories I've conjured from my subconscious. There must be a trace of the divine feminine within this lowly sphere, and I must find it, tame it and combine with its creative energy in the arc of redemption, breaking the fiendish grasp on this mortal realm, and spawning an lineage that conquers the ages, breaking satan's grasp aeons astride. peace.
Anonymous No.82085799
>>82085123 (OP)
I love that OP pic
where is my wojak gf....
Anonymous No.82085907
>>82085123 (OP)
What would you have done if she was older