You are incels because you are too serious. If you were funny women would flock to you.
So what are you waiting for?

I'm a dyke but I'd totally sleep with Jack black if the opportunity arises

Take the goofy pilI

>>82086027 (OP)
like they love a dog
>>82086054
have sex with me instead, i have an even better personality than jack black and am much funnier

>>82086027 (OP)
Jack black also has millions of dollars in the bank, he has the status. Women like gangbangers, thugs, men who just got out of jail and have 5 baby mamas. Different women like different shit

>>82086027 (OP)
"It's all about personality"
>Points to normal, conceptually attractive, rich celebrity to prove their point
This is probably one of the things women do that I hate the most. Notice how women never say this shit about Kyle Gas? Its because he's actually ugly

>>82086054
Wow, you'd have sex with that perfectly normal looking man? You're a saint. I fucking hate women.

>>82086063
>a few weeks later

>>82086027 (OP)
i'm the biggest goofball anyone knows and everyone thinks im fucking retarded

>>82086073
I genuinely find him ugly lookswise but okay

>>82086104
So you're saying you'd fuck him because of his personality? Not that anon so I don't give a shit.
Women find men attractive for other reasons besides being physically attractive, but come on. People want to be attracted to the people they want to fuck.

>>82086027 (OP)
I ain't gonna subject myself to your humiliation ritual for the chance of gaining a crumb of pussy

>>82086104
>find him ugly lookswise
That's because you're a woman and you have insane standards. He's completely average looking and you act like having sex with him is some crazy feat. It's ridiculous

>>82086121
I mean, wouldn't you WANT to know what having sex with him would be like?

>>82086121
maybe she thinks it would be funny, Jack Black is a funny guy i dunno

>>82086136
It's because I'm gay anon, I find 99% of men ugly, him more so than most

>>82086143
I'm not gay or a woman, I wouldn't. I don't want to suck on or be sucked on by Jack. I don't tangle with lizards no more. Back then, hell, i would have indulged. I would have let you turn me into swiss cheese. Just open me up and put whatever you want in me. But I'm married now and I promised myself I wouldn't

>>82086027 (OP)
Ah yes the millionaire celebrity is attractive because he's goofy

>>82086091
>i know that i didnt do this to him
bruh

>>82086027 (OP)
But me being serious is part of the humour...

>>82086063
this stupid shit is actually made me laugh

>>82086157
Straight women act exactly the same. I don't think it makes much of a difference.

>>82086027 (OP)
Jestermaxxing is literally one of the worst things you can do. I've learnt this through years of paiinful experience. DON'T DO IT.

>>82086091
women have no accountability for anything they do. She believes she had no effect on him meanwhile if you asked her how he caused her unhappiness she'd write a fucking illiad

people used to beat me up for acting like Jack Black.

>>82086027 (OP)
Kek no. Being a jester gives women the ick. Hes just extremely rich and world famous but somehow the op forgot about that.

>>82086091
>I know it's not my fault
>I asked for a divorce

>>82086054
Why is it so hard to just call yourself bisexual.

>>82086150
The sex would be so funny. He would be like honking his clown nuts and she would be bursting in laughter. God damn. It would be so funny.

>>82086535
Just because I don't find dick wielders repulsive doesn't mean I'm bi lol
his style is way too masculine for my sexual preferences
Jack black transcends sexuality just by how intriguing he is

>>82086091
holy shit women are ontologically eviil

>>82086091
The fate of most true nice guys is to fall in love, to be discarded, and to be broken by the weight of it all.
If you're reading this and you're a truly kind person to those around you in real life, know that this world was not made for people like you, this world is the realm of demons.

>>82086639
>this world is the realm of demons.
That's just mystifying it, it's the world of animals and we most definitely not above our animal nature.

>>82086674
>we most definitely not above our animal nature.
The weird thing is that some of us are, and yet they're forced to live among those of us who haven't conquered our id, it's quite sad for them.

sometimes i am goofy. it actually takes a lot of energy to keep doing it

>>82086690
>The weird thing is that some of us are
To a degree anyway

>>82086027 (OP)
>implying that there's something wrong with jack black

>>82086717
the problem is these lying whores who want guys to "be like jack black" but in reality the only reason they like jack black is because hes rich and famous.

If Jack Black never existed and a girl worked at a coffee shop and her male coworker behaved like jack black she would be turned off by his jester like antics.

>>82086091
Another reminder to never be this much in love. Another reminder to build the life that I want solely by myself. Another reminder to enjoy my own company.

>>82086745
>Incels refuse to acknowledge this
>Just be rich and famous
>A talking point that is widely acknowledged by the redpill community and the rich themselves alike...

Wasn't Jack Black's mother working at NASA too?

>>82086054
>I'm a dyke
>but I'd totally sleep with Jack black

>>82086027 (OP)
Women are so retarded if Jack Black wasn't Jack Black but Robert the Gas Station clerk, even with the same personality 95% of women would get the ick.
Jack Black is literally a jewish nepo baby.

>>82086054
this nigga really did the
>i'm straight but [gay thing]
in reverse

>>82086027 (OP)
Yeah Jack Black the notorious pussyhound. Just wait until they find out he's 5'7 as well as being forced to put their money where their mouth is

>>82086535
If she did then the bottom 99% of men might think they have a chance with her and hit on her. It's a shit-test to filter incels.
TRVKE: 100% of lesbians have had more straight sex than the average man.

>>82087326
I've never had sex, lesbian or straight, but cool I guess

>>82086091
The worst thing about this post is that she doesn't feel bad as bad about it as she pretends, she just enjoys the drama & attention that it generates and all the people who'll say that they feel sorry for her.

Jack Black was a manlet chad when he was young.

>>82088002
That looks like a random Russian gopik
Lying is punishable by death, anon, you should know this

Gonna reveal the secret to my fellow jesters because yes, being a clown at all times WILL give women the ick. No-one wants to fuck a clown, but they can be 'laughed into bed' as they say.
You just have to not act the fucking clown 100% of the fucking time like I've seen most of you fuckers doing. Never act serious, never aspire to anything beyond making others laugh, can't read the fucking room and HAS to joke around even if it's inappropriate. Also STOP fucking getting a laugh and then doubling-down and trying to keep the laugh train going ALSO no fucking physical comedy man don't start picking girls up and carrying them around makes my fucking skin crawl yes I've actually seen some of you do this.
Get your laughs when you see the chance but you gotta be an edgy bitch sometimes, gotta be a smart guy sometimes, gotta show that you have thoughts in your fucking head sometimes you know? You can be 'the funny one' without it being your whole fucking personality. Don't force it if you're not in the mood, and especially if they aren't in the mood.
>t. class clown that got laid/girlfriends

>>82086027 (OP)
Oofy doofy strikes again!

>>hardy har har look at me, I'm gonna try to say something goofy and be your unpaid comedian that you didn't ask for! Hardy har har
You are hurting yourself. You are hurting yourself.

>>82086063
>elliot
the og was much better looking. Why couldnt he get a girl like this?

>>82086027 (OP)
>women love rich and famous men
Wow, who knew?

Bro id love to get out of fucking purgatory and just chill, play vidja. Do you think I want to be here or talk about sad shit?