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Anonymous No.82087627 [Report] >>82087638 >>82087670 >>82087734 >>82087773 >>82087798 >>82087822 >>82087866 >>82088607 >>82088610 >>82088956 >>82089007 >>82089041 >>82089215 >>82089247 >>82089401 >>82089457 >>82089465 >>82089565 >>82090010 >>82090987 >>82091441 >>82091452 >>82091851 >>82091856 >>82091865 >>82091958 >>82092873 >>82093081 >>82093380
Dress. Up. Wear. A. Suit.
Become.
A.
Gentleman.

Put.
In.
The.
Work.
orospu çocuğu No.82087638 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
i look too dumb in a suit, you need the body to carry it
Anonymous No.82087670 [Report] >>82087753
>>82087627 (OP)
I can't afford that. "Just. Get. A. Job." too, right? They are detached from reality.
Anonymous No.82087734 [Report] >>82089582
>>82087627 (OP)
You should dress appropriately for the environment you are in; you don't wear a suit to non-formal events. If you want to dress respectably in most places, you wear a shirt and tie and pants. Pic Rel. very much related is how Bobby Fischer would dress when he wasn't in a chess tournament.
Anonymous No.82087753 [Report] >>82087834 >>82087840
>>82087670
>Telling people to get a job is detached from reality
lmao the copium is insane
Anonymous No.82087773 [Report] >>82087842 >>82087899 >>82091926
>>82087627 (OP)
Overdoing it.
The average slob is so horrific that being a top 1% man is trivial. You probably don't have the money time or genetics to be a top 0.00001% man so guys get demoralized. But becoming a top 1% or top 10% man is easy because the bar is so incredibly unimaginably low.
Dressing / fashion sense is just like the gym. Its depressing that I'm in the top 1% of human male strength / physique. I am no where near male model territory that takes top 0.1% or 0.01%.
Do what you have to do, to be the top guy in a medium sized room.
I'm the hottest thinnest strongest best dressed guy at Target. That aint saying much but the fact is I am brutally better looking that all those other guys at Target, so whats their excuse?
Going into it with the attitude that "I'm going to look hotter than the hottest guy in the movies or on instagram" is a recipe for failing and giving up. Start lower, try being the strongest most athletic thinnest best dressed guy at Walmart on a quiet day. Thats a hell of a lot easier than you'd think, I don't know if thats good or bad news depending how you look at it.
Anonymous No.82087798 [Report] >>82089441 >>82089858
>>82087627 (OP)
I love that in ten years we've come full circle to now people suggesting fedora autist tier fashion
Anonymous No.82087822 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
I have worn a suit before and it was mindblowing how much people ride your dick.
Anonymous No.82087834 [Report] >>82087849 >>82088577
>>82087753
Are you hiring? No? Okay.
Anonymous No.82087840 [Report]
>>82087753
In this economy? The only sector of the economy that is hiring people in 2025 is the elderly care one. Outside of that, nobody is hiring. The latest jobs report was so atrocious that Trump fired the commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, saying it made him look bad.
Anonymous No.82087842 [Report]
>>82087773
yeah, i'm sure the one spammer is currently banned or it stopped being funny
Anonymous No.82087849 [Report]
>>82087834
>he gets rejection letters instead of radio silence
Anonymous No.82087866 [Report] >>82088349
>>82087627 (OP)
wash your penis
clean your room
slay the dragon
get a clue
Anonymous No.82087899 [Report]
>>82087773
this man speaks the truth
i'm still a skinny twerp, working my way to at least lean, but i have never seen my goal named by someone else, much less realized.
this post has given me hope.
thank you, anon.
Anonymous No.82088349 [Report]
>>82087866
Based. Men need to PUT IN THE WORK
Anonymous No.82088577 [Report]
>>82087834
In my state, McD exclusively hires from a state government "welfare to work" program. There's also a prison hiring program. They make money off hiring those people and make zero extra for hiring off the street, so they no longer hire off the street.
McD is one of those companies that always posts relatively stable revenue growth on average (whoo hoo) but its always below inflation (oh oh). They're going to make a modest tiny profit right into irrelevancy then closing.
Anonymous No.82088591 [Report]
I'm unemployed.
Should I dress up?
Anonymous No.82088607 [Report] >>82088856
>>82087627 (OP)
Russian propagandist paid to demoralize young men until they commit suicide
Anonymous No.82088610 [Report] >>82088655
>>82087627 (OP)
i have to wear blue collar anything else is not allowed here, sorry princess
Anonymous No.82088615 [Report] >>82090936
>outsources, offshores, imports endless millions of scabs, hides the true unemployment rate
>JUST MAN UP LOL
Total Boomer Death
Anonymous No.82088632 [Report] >>82088639
i work in an especially filthy business and outside 24/7 so i can't
Anonymous No.82088639 [Report] >>82090556
>>82088632
>not being a doctor in the current year
ngmi
Anonymous No.82088655 [Report]
>>82088610
Overalls really go hard
Anonymous No.82088856 [Report] >>82089371
>>82088607
I believe it. It's fucking hilarious though, these Matt Walsh and Kike Rowe types. It's like posting "why are men like this" twitter screencaps in real life.
Anonymous No.82088956 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
>MEN MUST ALWAYS DRESS UP BECAUSE I'M A FAGGOT CITY BOY

people do this thing called farming, might have heard of it in minecraft, I'm not gonna put on a suit to be rolling around in fertilizer all day
Anonymous No.82089007 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
No. Only the scum of the earth wear suits on the daily. Politicians, lawyers, Wall Street faggots, etc. I refuse to wear this shitty conformist outfit.
Anonymous No.82089041 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
>Dress. Up. Wear. A. Suit.
fuck you i dont do what you tell me. you'll take my wife beater and sweat pants when you pry it from my cold dead hands
Anonymous No.82089215 [Report] >>82089231 >>82089247
>>82087627 (OP)
I think it would be nice to force depressed, non-tradie, 20 somethings to wear suits. I want to wear the sleazy disco elysium suit.
Anonymous No.82089231 [Report]
>>82089215
Fuck forgor to attach image
Anonymous No.82089247 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
>Put.
>In.
>The.
>Work.
And what is my reward for putting in the work?

>>82089215
>I think it would be nice to force depressed, non-tradie, 20 somethings to wear suits.
Work in wall street then
Anonymous No.82089371 [Report]
>>82088856
Several of them have been caught taking money from Russia and don't even deny it. "Russia is trad so it's fine for them to pay me what to say!" Not sure about this guy in particular, but it seems incredibly likely.
Anonymous No.82089401 [Report] >>82089502
>>82087627 (OP)
>41% of women are obese
>27% are overweight
>68% of women are fatties
Nigga, I ain't getting dressed up for a slam pig gutter slut
Anonymous No.82089441 [Report]
>>82087798
This is the same thing I was thinking we've circled back around to the most cringiest things neckbeard spergs did in the early 2000s out of some autistic obsession with by gone eras are now being shilled by manosphere grifters it's hilarious. Just goes to show bad things have gotten and how desperate for answers people are.
Anonymous No.82089457 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
Jordan Peterson is an out of touch boomer idiot. You'll look like a dweeb wearing a suit and tie while every dude with a girl is wearing shirt and shorts with flip flops or crocks.
Anonymous No.82089465 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
A suit shirt actually looks good though
Anonymous No.82089502 [Report]
>>82089401
I really wish more guys were coming up with ideas and solutions for entertaining ourselves not this Hustle culture garbage. Women are a lost cause especially if you're over 25 eventually you got to let it go and move on with life. I want to hear suggestions about activities to move on to not how to larp as some retarded pretending he's important. The average American woman is now more obese than the average American pig by like 20% higher BMI.
Anonymous No.82089535 [Report] >>82089579
I would wear more elegant shit if:
a) I was poor and felt the need to impress others.
b) It wasn't fucking 30C during summers here.
Anonymous No.82089565 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
Most men have no idea how to wear a suit
Anonymous No.82089579 [Report] >>82089589
>>82089535
Do are you guys automatically imagining tuxedos, sleazy suits are were its at :3
Anonymous No.82089582 [Report]
>>82087734
>If you want to dress respectably in most places, you wear a shirt and tie and pants.
You should literally never ever wear a tie without a jacket. It's fine to wear a jacket, tie and shirt and take off the jacket, like Bobby did, but it's not fine to not have a jacket.
Anonymous No.82089589 [Report]
>>82089579
Why do you guys* imagine*
Maybe learning English will be sexier for me
Anonymous No.82089858 [Report]
>>82087798
There's a pretty big difference between a suit and a zoot suit. Unfortunately, that guy wouldn't look great either way, but a regular suit (and no hat) would be better than his usual video game t-shirt.
Anonymous No.82089962 [Report]
I don't trust anyone who wears a suit.
Anonymous No.82090010 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
How about I
Steal.
Your.
Suit.
Instead?
Anonymous No.82090556 [Report]
>>82088639
cry harder bitchboy i make 6 figures to walk around outside and talk shit over the radio
Anonymous No.82090771 [Report]
You really gonna dress up in a suit and tie every time to attend college classes?
Anonymous No.82090936 [Report]
>>82088615
only reasonable post
day of the pillow can't come soon enough
Anonymous No.82090987 [Report] >>82091643
>>82087627 (OP)
No. I will wear my zip up hoodie and straight leg jeans.
Anonymous No.82091441 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)

I have had women tell me to "dress better" while showing me pictures of male models in suits while not connecting that they wanted the male model and not his suit.
Anonymous No.82091452 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
jewden peterson is a drug addict with a whore daughter
Anonymous No.82091643 [Report] >>82092905
>>82090987
Jeans in 2025 is such an incel moid thing. So out of touch with the times.
Anonymous No.82091841 [Report]
>Baggy jeans? Check.
>Black running shoes? Check.
>Black graphic t-shirt? (Not referencing or based on anything, just random designs I found cool) Check.
>A decade old black hoodie if it's a bit cold? Check.
>Yup, time to go outside.
I'm not surprised no woman would ever want me, but also I feel like going out in a suit would be even more autistic that what I already wear.
Anonymous No.82091851 [Report] >>82091932
>>82087627 (OP)
this is who you put in the work for btw
Anonymous No.82091856 [Report] >>82091932
>>82087627 (OP)
and this, you must put in maximum effort for her
Anonymous No.82091865 [Report] >>82091932
>>82087627 (OP)
gotta improooov for the hotties bros
Anonymous No.82091926 [Report]
>>82087773
the problem is women judge you by your worst trait. Unless you're top 1% in everything, it doesn't matter, they just want Chad
Anonymous No.82091932 [Report] >>82093006
>>82091851
>>82091856
>>82091865
DO THE WORK MOIDS, SHE ISN'T GOING TO ACCEPT LOW EFFORT DATES!
Anonymous No.82091958 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
I hate those grifters BUT a tailored suit on a moderately fit or at least healthy male body does look amazing. Just make sure you aren't fat and have worked out your shoulders and chest. Legs are irrelevant and only matter to other dudes so just ignore them unless you are gay.
Anonymous No.82092799 [Report] >>82092812
Don't get a job if you don't want to but do get a suit. Women love men in suits
Anonymous No.82092812 [Report] >>82093354
>>82092799
No they love men in tailored and well fitting suits. A shitty non-tailored suit is worse than just a button down and a nice pair of jeans. I won't even bother posting a pic since they are so easy to find.
Anonymous No.82092857 [Report]
During my 20's I always dressed in button downs with the sleeves rolled, slim fit chinos, and loafers. It did get me a lot of female attention because most dudes that age only own jeans and t-shirts. The downside was I also had gay dudes try and flirt with me all the time. Once I was with my now wife for a few years, I just switched to wearing v-necks and more casual pants. Now I'm a work from home dad and wear t-shirts and gym shorts about 95% of the time.
Anonymous No.82092873 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
I will do no such thing. Furthermore, go fuck yourself.
Anonymous No.82092887 [Report]
It's weird how suits are THE male fashion item but most guys don't know how to get them fitted and whatnot. Even fatties can benefit from a good suit.
Anonymous No.82092905 [Report]
>>82091643
Probably true, weird realizing no young people wear them anymore m.
Anonymous No.82093006 [Report]
>>82091932
tsmt too many chopped men out there that arent putting in enough effort
Anonymous No.82093081 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
Things were nice when most people were just wearing jeans and a tee shirt. Is Jordan saying that things will get better if everyone starts larping in suits?
Anonymous No.82093354 [Report]
>>82092812
You're making it too complex, go get help to find a suit that you fit in nicely and that's all you need to do, you don't need no tailormade shit.
Anonymous No.82093380 [Report]
>>82087627 (OP)
Looking nice looks nice