LOLCOW MILKIN' - /r9k/ (#82088070) [Archived: 33 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:58:16 PM No.82088070
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They turned me into a lolcow, anon. My conclusion is that this says more about them than me, to be honest.

I stopped producing content in 2015, took down all of my socials. Haven't posted a peep since.
But guess what, I still bump into threads about me, people asking to archive my shit, people talking about me, writing fanfiction of what I might do these days.
I have two STEM degrees but my page says I'm unemployed lol.

I'm posting this, because I think you have to be mentally insane to talk about someone who has been keeping radio silence for 10 years straight.
You have no new information. These people wake up in the morning and some kind of mental retardation gives them the impulse "hm, let's have the same discussion again about that dude I've never met".

Aw fuck I'm way too smart to be a lolcow anyway.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:00:11 PM No.82088089
I literally hate the Internet and rarely use it because they turned me into a lolcow

This showed me the true nature of the Internet and how worthless it is.
Smart, successful people dont need the Internet for anything. It exists for people who NEED anonymity and the shadows. Normal people don't need the shadows.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:27:45 PM No.82088404
>>82088070 (OP)
Post timestamped picture of a computer mouse being devoured by your anus or don't call yourself lolcow
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:43:10 PM No.82088575
Oh it seems like you just want to lord having a secret over people