Black and red MILFs edition x

>>82090391
arcades were never really a thing here (daft corner of a bowling alley, maybe, but even amusement halls weren't the American video games ones)
i feel like zoomers will not understand this

anyway the actual machines should be free, but then you buy drinks. there ARE these cool retro 80s America-style arcade places popping up, and some of them do this.

>>82090397 (OP)
Don't care about milfs, just want me radio to work.

>>82090435
I know, I just want one.
Maybe I'll do a hostile takeover of the local Laser Quest, and fill the front with all of the machines I secretly want for myself.

>>82090417
>>82090437
take the aerial out, replace it with a coat hanger

>>82090452
i think what would do my head in is having to repair them and that.
watched a few YouTube guys who do up arcade machines, fix old ones. it's comfy watching, but it seems like a pain-in-the-arse as a trade/skill. whether it's the electronics side of things, or the more woodworking side of things (even gets arty, painting them up and that).

i know you COULD just hire tradesmen who know what they're doing, but if it's your business it's one of those things where you might as well learn how it all works.

>>82090457
A viable option, however this would require some considerable fucking around to get it to fit a sma sized female socket or male whichever (i have many m2f etc connectors)
also it's not balanced for the frequency im using.
But, ty.

>>82090498
i'd link you to this website where you can do amateur radio stuff in a browser, but you were probably the person who linked it to ME

Point is.... well..

I'm drunk lids x

>>82090509
can we expect this thread to survive the night?

>>82090452
There was a arcade in trocadero in london thats now a mosque lel,,I liked that 1 But it actually closed down the same year i visited(2010) or the year after so i didnt realise it was a end of an era
Nd there was another arcade in tottenham court road That was in a basement type of thing,

Oohhh chika chika
Chika chika chika chika robinson

>>82090508
I know the one, I bought my own sdr. I will use it tomorrow to scan at the freq the other device uses when it broadcasts so i can at least see if it is broadcasting. ty though.
*general notice*
I have taken me pills and will be leaving at 00:25

Chikachu

>>82090525

I'm taking us all down lid x

Since women are taking all the comfy jobs, I shall be having my own comfy by not working. As if a woman would ever endure the jobs most men do anyway. I don't get laid, I don't get good things in life by working. I will never work again.

>>82090435
Yes they were? They existed in their own right up and down the country. But they died out by early 2000s.
I'd say now arcades are probably having a second wind. So many places have Barcades now. And many places have just actual arcades/amusement centres as well as retro all you can play places.

HelperLad threatening a /britfeel/ s**cide b*mbing. he is NOT messing around.

Might get a job for the council me x

Wish I was mayor

I would go full scale x

>since women awe taking all the comfy jobs >_< i shaww be having my own comfy by nyot wowking. as if a woman wouwd evew enduwe the jobs most men do anyway. i don't get waid, I don't get good things in wife by wowking. i wiww nyevew wowk again >:(

I could get wags dropped off but it would skint me till Friday. I know that's only 2 days but still. Fuck that noise. Nowt worse than being skint af.

Just ask the Gazans. Rich Israelis snuff them out like they aren't even humans.

Its possible that the remains of israel has no food remaining and the civilians it enslaved are at risk.
Its possible that all israel-cults trade routes have been blockaded.
The fake-medias silence may have backfired on the forces of evil, but unfortunately it also puts innocent people at risk. The cult of Israel hides their casualties and seems to hide all else, acting like the entire world isnt at war in opposition to them. If for example Greek ships attack and destroy many Israel-cult ships, you WONT hear about it. Even most of Israel-cults military WONT hear about it.
Israel-cult must disarm and surrender.
The Jews would rather be peaceful and secular.
Israel doesnt exist via democracy and volunteers

>>82090627
Israelis are not rich.
And murder is murder.

>>82090603
there's fuck all of anything fun where I live. I'm in a backwater. Used to have games at the cinema, back when we even had one. The Bowling alley might have that same House of the Dead machine still there.

>>82090637

Are you fucking insane? Israelis are insanely rich and they fund the IDF. Rich Israelis are indirectly killing poor Palestinians on an inudstrial scale.

going to run against HelperLad for mayor.
>reopen JG Windows
>only allow one barber shop per high street
>replace Nissan car factory with arcade machine factory, for anon's dream arcade
>give that other anon a new aerial for his radio

and that's just the beginning.

Can't ever see me getting a relationship. No woman would want a man in his 30s doing unskilled work and living with his parents.

>>82090673
foreign bird who wants British citizenship through marriage?

>>82090673
Women arent worth it anyway then lad. If they only care about your wallet or your mortgage then they don't care about you x

>>82090603
agree with the second wind, but a dedicated arcade hall, though? like in The Simpsons or Terminator 2? never seen them before the 2010s. just a few machines as part of somewhere else. bowling alley, seaside amusement hall, cinema, service station.

more into board games, me. board game cafes seem to come and go (and are a bit daft tbqh) but that bar one, Draughts, in London looks pretty rad.

Rich Americans and Israelis are annihilating Palestinians. That doesn't mean I agree with anti-White cunts who blame Britain. Fuck them too.

But we have to acknowledge the human tragedy that is playing out in real time.

>>82090681
No that's not easy and practical.

>>82090689
Sadly most do and there will always be single men with better qualities.

I luv giving my wee cat sum yummy foods nd she gets happy n starts purring Like,,Eggs,Salmons,Chickens,,but i dnot want her to get fat either,but its nice to have a wee treat now n then

>>82090708
record your cat purring

>>82090669
Israel-cult wants people to believe that Israel-cult is rich and powerful.


It does not take much power to block a watersupply if no one expects such foolishness.


Israel-cult blocked a peoples watersupply, thus starting a war and then playing the victim. Those who murdered 50,000 kids will be convicted.


Many nations such as Canada and Italy have already issued arrest warrants for the undemocratic government of the cult of Israel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_communication
>They rarely meow to communicate with fellow cats or other animals.

Adult life to me is overwhelming. Learn to drive, get a car, pay rent, get a mortgage, advance a career. I just will never be strong enough to compete. So I don't bother. I think it all comes down to never having relationships when I was younger.

>>82090750
i had relationships when i was younger.

do you think you're better than me?

>>82090741
cats are manipulative lil mofos, and i love em

Labour are basically pro-mass immigration and pro-Palestinian genocide just like the Tories.

Post-1945 on steroids. National Socialism tried to prevent this x

I already have a car. Never paid council tax tho cause I live with the mummy and daddy at 33

Stand up comedians cracking jokes about Reform and the BNP (who haven't been relevant since 2010) when Labour and the Tories keep British people poor and Palestinian children in them hospitals.

>>82090741
>meow
*meow*
>meow
*meow*
>meow
*mrrow*

Lmao the BNP amiright

Remember when they killed 60,000 palestinians lmfao x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8boQ5C_qHmo

If they meow at their mum,,Nd human owners,,then we are like their mum.^.^I heard that cats see you as being another cat as well nstead of a different species.

Weird how women drop significantly when they aren't covered in makeup.

That is what irks me. BNP got villianized to fuck. Yet they have technically hurt no one. Yet Labour and the Tories have hurt so many people and ruined lives it's unforgivable.

Now I want extremism. Now I want to see the other way. Because it's gone too far x

Good breadington this

Shall be lurking in it X

Sometimes feels like they can understand everything Salem style jst chooses not to let on

>>82090750
I blame the fact I never had any brothers, and my parents are obvious undiagnosed autistics, so I just kind of twiddled my thumbs and did my own thing the entire time I was a child.

>>82090808
TV comedians are just propaganda mouthpieces.

>>82090908

TV comedians cracking post-1945 jokes. Very funny. Hahahahaha Jews are genociding Palestinians and insanely wealthy American Jews are hamstringing the world from stopping it.

Can't let the Nazis get their hands on them nuclear codes though x

>say embarrassing things to cat in private
>his eyes are cameras
>he transmits the video data to other cats via their secret language

FUCK

>>82090820
Unironically, how do they square the fact that literally everything racists said was going to happen twenty or thirty years ago, actually happened?
Just doesn't matter? Power on ahead anyway?

still remember that Australian guy going on Live at the Apollo and going on about how isn't it daft how people get "offended" by things??? and even in the late 2000s or whenever it was, it just felt like "fuck off."

i dunno i don't want to be cynical, but if nothing else it's just very easy/obvious. was popular because wow i can't believe he said that, finally!!! but i don't know, we all have Chubby Brown DVDs of him going on about fannies and Pakis and whatever else

I do miss R. I don't know why I get so upset with myself. It's just not possible to be with someone like that.

>>82090820
What happened to Nick Griffin? He just disappeared.

Even thought the BNP are fascist scum why is he being mocked for defending the existence of the Welsh ethnicity?

>>82090901
Sucks lad to be an only child. I guess we're just staying unemployed or in a grim job until we die? I really hate how my twenties were wasted and now my thirties. Never done anything as an adult...not even one holiday.

NEED UFOs to turn up and BTFO evil humans.

That's our only hope at this point. Otherwise it's a slow and humiliatiing demise for us all.

>>82091013
i remember the whole Question Time thing with Nick Griffin, the protests and that. should he be allowed on??? absolutely. the BNP is a political party, it's the BBC.

don't agree with him/them, but i think he handled it well. if anything the audience doing silly little digs made him look better.

but then he absolutely fucked it by going outside and crying that it was a "lynch mob" and he was treated unfairly wah wah wah.

>>82091013

I think he got blackpilled. I don't blame him. That 2010 election fucking brutal. By the far the most toxic election in British history. The establishment went all out to destroy the BNP in 2010, Reform is getting let off easy in comparison but that's mostly because Farage is a liberal rich cunt.

I have a lawyer. I am a lawyer. You do not put hands on me. That's assault.

Wouldn't have an issue with a girl who doesn't shave. Shame though a man has to go above and beyond to attract a partner. Not only in looks but career too. An ugly woman who works at a shop can get laid any time and date up.

Nothing will ever top the 2010 election They were fucking terrified of the BNP gaining influence because they hate the White-working class. Even getting 1-3 seats was considered an existential threat to the system. Reform are just Tories.

1-5 BNP MPs is like 600 Reform MPs.

Never forget that. The rich Jews and Americans don't mind Reform at all.

>>82091043
Yeah, trying to ban him from the BBC was political censorship.
>>82091057
Is that when they won seats in Barking, Essex?

>>82091133

The 2010 was the most toxic election in British history. The entire politicial establishment united like the fucking avengers against the BNP like some Hollywood cringe bullshit. Obama era Truman Show bullshit.

mad that people even do that thing where they divide up comedians like it's football teams

most "left wing" one i can think of is Alexei Sayle and his own programme wasn't funny and he was the worst part of The Young Ones. wouldn't care EXCEPT people always say Mike The Cool Person is the worst one on The Young Ones, but he got some of the funniest lines and delivered them perfectly.

Had some jehova's witness spacker come up to me yesterday too

Went around asking people whether they want to come to his church on sunday

When it inevitably was my turn, i was like "No thanks" and he got quite butthurt ("Well great, have a nice day")

He looked + spoke like that one kid that always turned up to class wearing socks and sandals, lol. This guy probably doesn't even know his religion's founder was a literal convicted pedo either

>>82091189
Mike was a right winger?

>>82091205
yeah he was a cool person

>The papers include transcripts of police interviews with Griffin before he was charged under the Public Order Act
>Asked towards the end of the interview to reiterate his political motives, he replied: "Fourteen words."
Damn, I didn't know he was this hardcore.

That's me case all packed for going home, lids. Have three big telly box sets (Rugrats, Three's Company and Wild Wild West) and between 20 - 30 films on DVD, Blu-ray and 4K. Wrapped it all in bubble wrap and then in t-shirts in me case so hopefully they survive the journey all right. Got lots of classic films from Kino Lorber (a lot of Barbara Stanwyck films). On 4K I got Alexander and Reservoir dogs and the Criterions I got are Farewell, My Concubine, Lady Snowblood and The Leopard. Not bad at all there de lids.

Funny how the awkward ginger guy who used to be in a lot of BBC comedy is a full blown wrongun now.
Andrew Laurence? Idk what the fuck his name is.

>>82091229

Based Nick x

... Also saw a young white roastie (think she was tatted-up but can't recall 100%) with a stroller + black kid in tow, of course the father was nowhere to be seen kek

Literally a walking meme, that one

Garn on record now.

I would vote for the BNP in 2025.

Fuck Reform x
Fuck Labour
Fuck UKIP
Fuck Lib Dems
Fuck Tories
Fuck the Greens

Homeland are okay x

>ywn go on a pilgrimage to the States with DVDlad, in search of rare kinos

Britain is over x

2010 was our last chance and we fucked it up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0

HelperLad in the polling both changing his mind after putting an X next to each and every party

>Reddit forced to show vaxpass to buy food - They sleep
>Reddit forced to show ID to watch porn - REAL SHIT

Reckon these medoid roman roasties were all having children with virile, savage germanic warriors out of wedlock during the empire's collapse as well back then, as the roman men looked on in disgust. This was their version of a coalburner back in the day lol

i'd have been a conscientious objector during World War II. also, i have flat feet.
point is, regardless of my looks/status/everything, those young women would have HAD to sleep with me. probably worth some soldier(s) shooting me on their return from the war, frankly.

>>82091277
i mean Reddit is right on this one, then.
but i also wonder how much non-tech stuff gets missed.
>net neutrality!
cool. but the US also gives everyone food poisoning because of its shite food. why isn't that some big campaign? over here, salmonella is a happening, 'outbreaks' are in the news.
they also cut the foreskin off healthy babies.

both of these affect more US citizens than internet censorship does, surely

still need BBQ sauce.
what is the best BBQ sauce?

>>82091272
I didn't believe in the migrant hotels until all the hotels in west London that I go to take photos got closed down and turned into migrant hotels. It is a legit pain because I like taking photos in the pretty Georgian houses but every single one from Edgware Road to Earl's Court is now unavailable with courtyards full of brown people milling about. I think to myself that the government is really paying to house them in the most prime real estate in the country? Why couldn't they ever do this for the homeless? All these (always Asian) hotel owners are jumping in on the racket and laughing to the bank.

Din-din soon is it

Why yes, yes 'tis indeed

>>82091396

It's all a racket mate. Money being made somewhere at the expense of the Englishman and woman. The great betrayal is on. It'll all end in tears mate.

Bleak.

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1mifjem/state_pension_age_could_hit_80_unless_major/

>>82091259
His days are numbered. Physical media is dying and his world will come crashing down.

>>82091422
>the nationwide bill will be "completely unaffordable" as life expectancy increases.
>the annual cost of the state pension is rising and people are living longer
don't care. your responsibility to work this out, government.

MY life expectancy isn't going up. retirement age should be in the 50s so you can at least be comfy for a while, enjoy retirement for (possibly) decades.

>run over five year old while high on cocaine - "sorry no space left in prison for him!"
>protest against the government - spaces found
https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1midhip/prison_bosses_make_room_for_possible_influx/

Am pissed now

Fuck the lot of ya x

>>82091455
>pure Equilibrium future kicks off
>he's the only one with access to kinos

you'll see.

>>82091556
You reckon he owns a copy of Equilibrium?

Listen man

I been bulled all my life

Been pushed suicides me x

>>82091480
why are you posting these as the Reddit threads linking news articles instead of just the news articles?

overall, prefer them Nordic models, and would rather prison be a last resort. yeah it's punishment but i'd rather have prevention and rehabilitation. car accident? not likely to do it again, are you? my beef is more with ROUTINE criminals, at some point you basically have to lock them up.

every last fucking thing in this country is at its limit. it scary

Aww mate you don't even realize.

I take over Flamingo Land next month.

I go full scale me. 2007 vibes on tap.

Will be historic. Just wait and see x

In Dublin in November. I take over Ireland x

I kick off at Temple Bar x

Irish boys know where to meet me for a scrap x

bring back socialism. all the money going to private multinationals? could be going to the public sector, couldn't it? get it spent on IMPROVING our water and trains and that. stop giving it to abroad. and give Britons jobs while they're on, including """low skill""" lads.

>>82091648
What you in Dublin for? I could potentially meet up with you for a scrap or a pint, kek.

earlier HelperLad was worried about purchasing drugs because of a knock at the door

now he's talking about going 'full scale' at a children's theme park and/or Ireland (possible IRA connections).

Everyone trynna be Chad nowadays lol

>>82091663

In Dublin for a few days in November. Garn take over me. I'll let you know when I'm there. All paid for. Just need to get me Euros now x

>>82091671
what happens when these people just meet in real life, which is the point?
tried to take some nice photos when i did these apps/sites, got mates to help. but it didn't even occur to me to put some filter over it.

known perfectly good-looking lasses who do this and then they end up looking like weird glowing space aliens, the fuck is the point? why make that the norm, wouldn't you rather see what someone looks like?

>>82091607
Because I saw it on Reddit

I don't believe in rehabilitation anymore. I noticed that whenever I forgive a friend they almost always end up doing the same thing to piss me off again. I also noticed that since I started blocking numbers on my business line half my call list are blocked numbers implying it is the same few timewasters calling me over and over again. This tracks with the theory that most crime is done by the same few people. Reddit loves to push the lead paint theory while ignoring that at the same time governments threw shitloads of people into prison.

>Ireland uses Euros

Lmfao eurocucks. 1999 cucks x

>>82091683
Calm down me lid just wondering what you're travelling over this side of the pond. Stay away from Temple Bar area it's too expensive and full of Yanks. Try and find some smaller local pubs you'll have a better time.

>>82091695
I didn't understand catfishing either but I kind of get it now. If you are ugly your profile will just be immediately ignored. With fake pics you at least get a chance to get your foot in the door.

>>82091701
it IS a few bad apples, most people are law-abiding. or they commit crimes i could not give a fuck about.
it's a bit like healthcare where if you can treat it at home or in the community, go for it. robbing somewhere is pretty desperate and scary. would rather we have a world where you can go, "thinking about robbing somewhere," and people help, even if it's just your mates (as opposed to this weird shaming "uhh that's heckin NEVER OKAY" kick everyone seems to be on).

might have been going on about this to you earlier but my problem is with the chronic criminals who will not give a fuck no matter what. had the displeasure of knowing a rapist who ended up with a suspended sentence, just kept stealing, raping, battering his gf. ruined the lives of everyone around him. people must have tried, they failed, police knew about it all, get him locked away.

fucking covered in diesel, i stink

>>82091739

Ya ya I know, Temple bar is a tourist trap for American tourists. I still go there for one though. Has to be done. I go Gravediggers as well.

I take over Dublin. I'll show you Irish nuns how to drink. Oh aye x

>>82091797
Hope you have a good time me lid. Flying back into Dublin tomorrow from America meself. I've always stood with the Helper regime.

>>82091764
I feel the same. I am kind of in between leftist and conservative where I get that some times life gets to people and they do dumb shit but at the same time there are a lot of scumbags who just need to be eliminated.

>>82091740
i mean traditionally that'd just be taking good photos, getting a good angle or whatever, that's the only "tactic" i used and it was basically just asking for a few mates' help/opinions.

Tinder is utterly miserable, Bumble was the one for me. the women-message-first thing is actually breddy gud. overall, i think old-school dating sites with full profiles were the best (people DO want to read paragraphs about a potential partner, obviously).

not good-looking. just overall, apps/sites are how i've met anyone and had any sort of relationship. pretty certain it wouldn't have happened, ever, organically, just living life.

>>82091817
The modern world is very fixated on the idea that we have to save and rehabilitate everyone, which if you trace it back is rooted in Christian cultural beliefs, that people don't realise they have.
I think there's definitely something to be said for the fact that some people are beyond redemption. They don't deserve it. And if anything, it's a kind of insult to their victims for them to be given that second chance.

>>82091850
I've never worked up the courage to use dating sites. Seems like a big humiliation ritual. Plus, I can't talk to normies. Have nothing to say to them whatsoever.

>>82091815

Nice one lid. I treat Ireland with respect when I go in Ireland. My first time visiting Ireland. I'll be going full-scale in Dublin me x

When I go Dublins. I take over x

English boys in charge x

Irish lads and lasses need need to stand down until I leave

It will kick off x

>>82091852
even without Christianity i think there's a cause-and-effect and we SHOULD tend towards rehabilitation/forgiveness.

every so often there's a news story, guy robs a shop, cries a bit, says he's sorry/desperate. bloke gets stabbed, FORGIVES the stabber, he was just having a mental episode.

for me it depends whether it's chronic or acute. is it Burglar McGee back up to his old tricks when he's had 50 previous convictions? or is it someone who's genuinely fucked up?

do think we ought to be more forgiving, nowadays people get really seedy when it's not even a crime. have seen the whole social media public shaming/life ruining thing happen a few times, to people i know.

Fenian bastards

Ireland belongs to me man x

>>82091850
Why do people keep pushing writing on dating profiles? It is incredibly disingenous. If your photos are hot you will get matches. Simple as. The people saying that the paragraphs matter are either coping or trying not to look shallow.

>>82091864
just join a Dungeons & Dragons club. it's fun.

>>82091913
because i would write something about myself, and people messaging would comment/question about a thing i'd written. and i'd do the same.

that's just being a human, having conversations. we're doing it right now.

>>82091901
people punish social faux pas more than they do actual crime, because we're sick as a society.
People were significantly angrier at Hulk Hogan saying nigger, than they were about Matthew Broderick killing two women while drunk driving.

>>82091936
>Matthew Broderick killing two women while drunk driving
it's mad how even with these celebrity cases people do just forget stuff, or they pick and choose. plenty of open nonce musicians and nobody cares.
cancel culture is real and pretty new because of the nature of the internet and social media, but the tabloids used to pillory people for stupid shit. politicians resigned for having affairs. Angus Deayton snorted cocaine and slept with a prozzie (oh no)

meanwhile you're just some random guy and in your personal life you had anger issues in relationships, for some reason people will INFORM the internet (not projecting here, some thing i saw happen to an old schoolmate)

There's people out there who still think Roman Polanski should be forgiven. He drugged a 13 year old, with the intent to rape. Fuck him. He ought to be thrown in a hole in the desert and left for the scorpions to pick at.

You do realize that England is taking everything back? And I mean everything.

You thought thought those Nazi German losers were bad? You've seen nothing yet.

This is our world.

bottom line is i'm happy with pretty high standards when it comes to actual criminal justice and punishments. and as long as someone's innocent, i've never seen any 'alternative accountability system' that works.

There is no point in a world without England.

The world doesn't deserve to exist without England.

>>82091980
the actual victim says she forgives him. absolutely vile stuff, but it's a case of "what do you want, going forward?" what benefit is it, to anyone?

Americans are rich and soulless but English are rich and pure.

There is no world without us. Without England, humanity might as well just go extinct.

>>82091980
Raping kids is sick shit and I generally agree however I always found it disturbing that governments will chase people over things done 50 years ago. What is the point and if said fugitive has caused no more problems since then aren't they effectively rehabilitated?

>>82092011
People should never just be allowed to rape kids and walk away. That's the benefit.

quite liked the film Repulsion. can separate the art from the artist even if the rape film was made by a rapist.
what you should do, really. that whole "uh it gives me the ick" internal voice some people have, just seems grating. how the fuck could you enjoy things?

>>82092047
so he gets extradited to the US, goes to prison for life and/or gets the death penalty, or whatever it is you'd like.

why? not preventing future rapes, unless he's got some planned.

>>82092087
it's not about preventing future anything. It's about some people being beyond redemption.

chemical castration would probably make sense for rapists/paedophiles. i mean fuck, wouldn't you WANT that? if you woke up one day, with those inclinations?

then again they're the people willing to cross that line. just makes sense as deterrent/punishment/prevention.

>>82092107
guess that's for God to decide, then. but on this Earth, i don't understand what pragmatic thing you'd want. i've pure seen red about some vile people, glad there are more level-headed professionals in crime, law, all that.

>>82092148
At the very least, I don't want him to be forgiven.

>>82092169
think that one's up to the woman.

>>82092214
We as a society should not forgive people like that. It's not just a personal matter between two people.

was wondering if that Lostprophets nonce had been killed in prison yet. just stabbed, apparently.

>Watkins told the court he still received large amounts of mail from fans of the band, and said the two men wanted him to "hook them up" with these women to use them as a "revenue stream".

>He agreed with prosecutor Stephen Wood that some of the letters included sexual fantasies about him but denied this was why he kept them.

jesus christ, true crime nutters are insane.

how would i go about buying weed?

>>82092233
Felt vindicated on never liking his music when that whole thing dropped.

>>82092267
find a black lad and just say "sort me out geeza" its easy

>>82092267
you profile ME as a weed user, and ask ME where you can buy some when i'm just wandering about, apparently

>>82092278
that used to work but with all the recent arrivals it's too risky

always wonder if these British cannabis farmers ever sneak some out.

like those lassies who worked at the Bank of England, stuffed the to-be-incinerated banknotes in their bras.

Scally fook smashed on drugs

>don't work
>knees hurt
>smashed on painkillers

i am a spiritual pensioner

keep finding these outside on the ground
left one on my nose last night for a couple of hours while i slept. nose skin quality has improved significantly

>>82092449
Used a charcoal face mask and the Windrush pensioner next door thought I was blacking up.

>>82092486
yeah i've slathered one of these on once. didn't do the peeling thing, at all, and it did just look like blackface.

almost made me realise how yellow my teeth are. might even be a problem for actually-black people, this.

>>82092449
I, too, pick up random nose cleansing strips lying on the street and then wear them over night

Got dang 'pede just now scared the bejesus out of me, had a bottle o' RAIDberg handy still luckily

Gave me the heebie jeebies, in fact, even

Skitzoid boomeroid keeps leaving his trash unattended out in the open in the yard too, so that might have something to do with it

first i shall do the thing.
then i shall do the other thing.
having done that thing, i shall proceed to the next thing.
with that thing in tow? on to the subsequent thing.
there is no end to the things. the things are in a mobius strip of thingness.

i've started reading fanfiction because some of the shit people write completely sincerely is hilarious

>>82093106
can rarely tell what's ironic and what is sincere with fanfic nutters, but this one cracked me up. just the way some of these sentences are written, great stuff. thanks lad

>>82093245
there's some gold out there

>>82093697
very unusual post this

just ad a sausage brekkie

>>82091202
They baited me into giving my phone number just bc they werennice to me nd am anxious
I dont rly get what its about

>>82092397
Ave felt this since i got nerve damaged at circa 22 kr so
>bad knees
>weak bladder
>painkillers
>blind as a bat
>constipation
Thats how i went thru ny whole 20s,what a joke

just think
4-5 hours until the post
i could, hypothetically, be getting some special k

7am, monitor just went from night light mode to bright mode

>>82093987
Am gba get those blue light glasses now ave got my new prescription. I tried them Irlen lenses yrs ago nd they was nice.

I need to vent.
Had crackhead mate staying at my house (didn't know how bad he really was), blahblah stuff got pawned when I wasn't there. He'd left his dog here (she's old, and her body is fucked, I don't think she has long left), then turns up last night at 11pm, pissed crying, gets his dog and a blanket and fucks off into the night. I couldn't go after him, as I was steaming and my body is fucked (MS), so can't actually chase after somebody now.
I'm proper worried about him and his dog. He can rough it but needs this rock bottom to be able to pick himself up, but the dog can't be out on the streets. And the fucking idiot has left all her (dog) food here.
I was planning on (if he had come back today), taking him to the pawn shop and getting my playstation back, all the other stuff is gone (I can't believe he pawned my delkim bite alarms for fishing), but I sold my first PS when I was a junkie, started getting the collection back, I don't want to lose it again.
I feel sick. Not because my stuff is gone (I'm gutted about that, but I was a wrongun in the past, so I deserve to feel this way), I'm properly worried about him and his dog.

Will take a few codeines nd stretch like a cat in my bed til am baxn tk sleep,, this too early for me by a lot

>>82093987
Have you looked into software to alter the brightness/colour of the light from the monitor?

https://justgetflux.com/
>>82094069
Are those known as digital lenses? I saw a sign advertising them when I was at specsavers.

>>82094105
fucking hell. sounds like he has a good pal in you and i hope he can get back on the right path.

>>82094110
i'm committed to staying awake, although i really want another dihydrocodeine or tramadol, but i'll give it a miss i think (or maybe have one more)

>>82094130
yeah i used flux for ages, then that open source one on some open source kick (redshift, or something?)

nowadays it's built into Windows and phones so i just rely on that to hopefully do what it's supposed to. 9pm-7am? fine by me.

>>82094105
>Had crackhead mate staying at my house.
First mistake. Don't allow cunts like that in your life. He's a drug addled loser and you shouldn't have come near him with a 100ft pole. When you let people like that into your life the poison seeps out and ends up on you.
>His poor little dog
Fuck his dog. He stole your shit that's not your problem, grow a pair and tell him to fuck off. If some cunt stole my shit I would shatter his skull into a million pieces with one punch.
You're too ill and have enough shit to deal with having MS, he lacks empathy and morality if he was a "friend" he would have never taken advantage of you like that. Cut your losses, learn from your mistakes and tell the cunt to fuck off.

>>82094110
Same, but I'm up now, and taking a pregab later, so might as well stay up now.
I think I shall have some choons to keep me going. Joke, I near enough aleways have choons on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9jPBc9Oocs
>>82094139
I hope so as well, but I've had a spot of bad luck lately, and it seems every time I hope or pray for something, it turns negative, so I'm stopping hoping for a bit. Not given in, not hopeless, just not doing it for a bit.

>>82094169
>First mistake. Don't allow cunts like that in your life.
nah this nonsense can piss off. anon has his own history with drugs, people hit rock bottom, good mates stick by you and get you out of it. by this logic nobody would ever have that, would they. they'd all be cynical "uhh NEVER be mates with druggies it NEVER works out" arseholes.

>Fuck his dog. He stole your shit that's not your problem
ditto, basically. you just sound very unpleasant.

*smells hair*

>>82094169
Nah, that's not me. I care about things and people.

>>82094177
Nice tune i fjnkx

>>82094198
as in, your own?
that is some long hair.

was told that women did not have willies and peed out of their bums.
so i believed women had SECRET willies that were stretched back and up into their bums, and that's how they did wees.

>>82094224
Grassy arse amigo, have an other one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dz9QpG8sTI

>>82094231
The P spoopy thing is, you're not too far off. When we are formed, r genitalia region is the same, and it only changes depending on chromosomes. Maybe a willy is a fanny that has been turned inside out?

t. lad that got a D in GCSE science.
I went to school and I got the big D

*throws a sticky willy on ur back*keeeek

>>82094283
>sticky willy
i don't accept this. we always called them "sticky jacks"

>>82094152
I normally use it, but now that I think about it, I don't think I installed again after the latest fresh instal.

>>82094292
U fxkin wot pal its a sticky willy the name js half the fun

could sleep
but don't want to miss the post

Should've started work two mins sgo. Still in bed.

This ties into my earlier rant (I won't bang on after this), but, I was sat here thinking it's not fair, he has kids, and his dog, it's not fair on them suffering through all this (and I don't know if he'll do something really daft, like an hero, he shouldn't but you just don't know). Then I was thinking "oh it's not fair", heh life isn't fair. But then I thought, if life isn't fair, why does karma exist? Is it a separate force? Tell you 1 thing life is, mental. Got to love it.

>>82094312
At least you're thinking about it, and as they say it's teh thought that counts.

>>82090397 (OP)
Ksk I only jst noticed hhl made this pure coomer edition last night. I wasnt paying attn at the time

me? professional thinker. every time i'm thinking, i'm EARNING my bennies

>>82094336
in fairness he did ask someone else to make a thread and then nobody did.
but i do worry he's going to get banned and then there goes the thread. also, it just just a shit edish, once again.

I get very horny myself when am drinking bt the thing is i hardly ever msturbatemaybe once a week often less But I still do get hrny sometimes I jst don't consummate it usually.fpr some reason I just don't like to i jst dont its not against the law to not msturbate. Even if am rly.hrny I just don't do it. I DONT KNOW! But once ave done it its always quite striking how much smarter I feel nd like so many things I thought I was angry ahout nd worked up ahout just disappears I do think.it would be better fkr my emotions to do it more but I jst dint want to be involved with it in some ways s*x can be cute nd I get worked up nd imagine it's something I want bt end of the day its jst quite seedy nd grim feeling sx stuff its like "I don't want to be involved in this world" like am joining the mafia against my will id jst rather be a civilian in life's war against decency

>>82094337
When I was a wagie, I swapped from weekend shifts to weekday shifts for a year, and immediately regretted it. It was doing shifts, 1 week 6am-2pm, the next 2pm-10pm, so on the week of earlies (6-2) I'd book the fridays off, just to sleep till midday. I always told people that I was a part time professional sleeper (I got paid for it).

>>82094376
>I jst don't consummate it usually.
>id jst rather be a civilian in life's war against decency
fuckin lol, you're great, crossy

This fat bitch Mrs mcN the deputy head teacher had to give a warning 2 the whole skewl ahoit "no more sticky willys" bc she got hit with 1 nd walked about like that for ages with a massive willy on her back But normally i would be sympathetic if it was a teacher I liked but she was 1 of these teachers that was jst arbitrarily frightening on purpose nd you felt scared when she walked in the room like she's gna blow off the handle nd really punish you for slightest wee thing nd especially now an older I look back nd think ave got nae time for those teachers who got off acting like that in front of children, it's sick

>>82094376
>But once ave done it its always quite striking how much smarter I feel nd like so many things I thought I was angry ahout nd worked up ahout just disappears
Same. I don't get the semen retention meme, it's the opposite for me, I need a release.
I was trying to find a song about release, but saw this, and I love it, so we're listening to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI

Problem fir them was there was a kinda wooded area literally nxt to the playground where a lot of adhesive willards would grow so we just had them on tap nd not much they could do about that

>>82094400
I forgot that 1

Wish I could ramble like a schizo mong. I never know what to say to people to fill a silence.

What happenend to HHL? He suddenly stopped posting. Worried about our little lad x

might have to go full NEET mode to protect my mental health, working dead end jobs might be for you but it isn't for me

>>82094533
He went off trip and posted this post
>>82094533

If I ever get made redundant from this womfy wfh job paying 60k I reckon I'll start hustling for my pay. Bit of Amazon Flex, buying/selling stuff, doing up old furniture, odd jobs. I need a spark in my life. Something to excite me again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTVPX4hOcYQ
music wot plays as i give wisdom to the lids

>>82094400
>Same. I don't get the semen retention meme, it's the opposite for me, I need a release.
It's just moderation, as always. Camp A says you should never spaff, Camp B says you should spaff every waking moment.
Really, just do it every now and then and you'll likely be better for it.

>>82090623
enjoying this gimmique, mon ami. mon cop1.

>>82094581
I just do it when I feel like doing it. Always have. I did it more when I was younger, several times a day for a bit, but now I can go without for a week or 2, or more, or sometimes do it nightly. The spaff after waiting a couple of weeks is always good.

>>82094105
don't really have any advice for you but sorry to hear about that, mate. you sound like a good bloke. hopefully he will come back soon for the dog food and you can get your playstation back x

Yet another evening and night passed yesterday where the gf and I didn't fuck. I'm losing my mind.

>>82094674
you being a NEET is probably a turn off for her, get a job, lad

>>82094674
Silly idea but have you tried just whipping your cock out and kissing her neck, grabbing her arse, rubbing her tits and throwing her on the bed?

>>82094693
Not a NEET, lad.
>>82094699
I have made moves but they are rebuffed. Now I'm just sort of... waiting.

>have u tried raping her?

>>82094708
Why aren't you at work then? Its wednesday morning.

Just woke up me. Passed out on that couch.

Standing back and and standing by x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0

>>82094711
I work from home, lad.

>>82094533
>>82094567
>>82094717
wow what a surprise. a shock, almost.

>>82094661
Unless I go to the pawn shop, I won't be getting it back. I could do with going down, and might tomorrow as I have a bennies appointment in town. Back in t'day I'd wander down whenever as it's not too far, but I can only walk 1 of the ways, so would need taxi down or back (back, as obviously going downhill is easier), and I need to go tomorrow, and that will need a walk and taxi.
My body can't cope with that much walking now, so I have to prioritise. And as I'm in a battle with the bennies lot over money (I needs more money) as I only get basic af bennies, that is the important one.

I JUST CAN'T CHANGE

BURN EVERYTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0

80 years since the most based moment of western allied history

>Iranian man who raped girl, 13, in an alleyway is jailed for just seven years - because the judge didn't think he was a 'dangerous person'.

What is the public supposed to do when people like this are in the judiciary making the decisions?

The judge's name is Anthony Hyams-Parish.

Garn finish off these cans then crash out

Full-scale Welper regime collapse x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

>>82094761
>What is the public supposed to do
work, pay tax and shut the fuck up

Oh, also, the thing we're told doesn't happen just happened yet again.

Forgot about the gas safety inspection today, he had been knocking (quietly??) on my door for 5 mins, kek. Woops.

>>82094722
>work from home
Big turn off that desu

>>82094770
Bag on the cards? Might aswell now

>>82094778
Imagining a smug pepe and seething wojak cartoon where wojak is some wagie wearing a stupid gay uniform standing outside a house while it's pouring rain knocking on the door. He's crying and mad and desperately pleading to be let in
>PLEEEEEEEASE LET ME IN PLEEEEEASE MY BOSS WON'T LET ME GO HOME UNTIL I'VE FIXED THE THING!
While Pepe is in his comfy, warm home dressed in a bathrobe looking at him from the upper floor window looking VERY smug
>What's the wagie? Sorry, you'll have to knock a bit louder, takes a while for me to rise out of bed in the morning.

>>82094770
We get it lad you're still drinking from last night. Epic manly, wow, amaze, so tough, one of the lads, wow.

Starting to think now that this system can't be beat. Designed to withstand chaos.

>>82094771
Unironically this. Any one of us serfs who think they're more than a paypig for the state to squeeze dry needs his head examining.

We're in a system of a genius.

Whoever designed the current world system has thought of every outcome. You see it top to bottom of society.

>>82094830
Why did he make you a tiny mong with a long neck but short penis? What's "genius" about that?

This is fun. I've got to level 4 so far
*be's excited in a L337 manner*

https://codingforkids.io/en/

Couldn't find me phones but just found it randomly behind the living room couch. Oh aye.

>>82094836

You just proved my point de lid.

>>82094843
>get to level 69
>mossad wants to speak to me

>>82094852
Ah gutted, I thought I'd get there and a hottie turned up for some sexo. Ah well, guess the coding career is over now. Bloody jews strike again, the bastards.

It's not genius at all. We're twenty people trapped in a room with the exit door blocked by a crazy man with a revolver. He can't shoot us all, we're just slowly starting to lose patience and wondering who's going to be the first to make a dash.

Might grind some Wortnite me. Current season ends tomorrow and I still haven't finished that battle pass.

>the only graph where you can't spot the boriswave

>import people to work
>they don't work

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>82094893
Think you're misreading the graph fella. All that's showing is the percentage of non-UK workings increasing compared to UK workers.

>>82094893
Yo what the actual fuck? The government brought in 1.2 MILLION people in 2022 and 2023, and the line doesn't even fucking budge.

>>82094918
The point is that on every metric you care to measure except 'share of those working jobs' you can spot the fucking meteoric impact of the boriswave. Holy fuck this is actually fucking crazy. They're literally just not working.

>/britfeel/ falls for basic statistical fallacies
Every time.

>>82094922
>Yo what the actual fuck?
NTA but, yeah the governments have all been full of rotters. Absolutely lying swindling bastards.
Tell yer frens.

>>82094922
>Working age population is around 37.5 million people
>Percentage contribution of non-UK workers up from 12.5% to 23ish%
>That's a movement of 10 percent i.e. nearly 4 million in 13 years

Probably falling in to the plans of the genius who designed this system by posting this as they allow "controlled chaos" but fuck it.

I reckon there's garn be a civil war in the next 5-10 years me. Too much anger out there.

>>82094922
>They're literally just not working.
Are you?

Trump knew the score back in early 2017 x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKEz7_TlTZA

>>82094934
>I reckon there's garn be a civil war in the next 5-10 years
There won't

It angry world x

Sean wants to see the world burn because his life is shit

>>82094946
Yes.
>>82094952
Sectarian civil conflict, arguably already happening at very low level right now. Civil war makes people think of big pitched battles, toyotas with machine guns on the back, uniforms with different colour armbands. Reality is that it will probably be much more like Latin America style dirty wars. Assassinations, bombings, infrastructure targeting, police/judge killings, big urban-rural divide, steady collapse of state capacity and increase in endemic corruption, basic services faulty at best.

>>82094976
>Yes.
Proof?

he's been drinking for 12 hours and hasn't finished 12 330ml cans

>>82094976
If you really have a job why are you able to post your /pol/ schizo garbage here on a wednesday morning?

>>82094983
He is very small and lightweight. Tiny people can't drink as fast.

>>82094981
What would you consider proof? Would a timestamped note next to my gay e-Learning platform suffice?
>>82094991
Because my job is wfh and I have my personal laptop open next to me (thinkpad running linux btw).

>wfh mong is pol mong
Who would have thought

>>82094983
I can make a can last an hour. I had 4 litres of cider yesterday, from 15:00 ish to 22:30. I was steaming by the time I got to bed. I drink most nights as well.

I don't wan't to "watch the world burn".

Do you really think I would be out yesterday morning clearing a downed tree at a community centre if I wanted everything to be destroyed?

Yeah, sometimes I get drunk and say things like "launch the missiles" but that's mostly venting because of being a victim of this system.

Just wanted set the record straight there. Cheers x

>>82095006
I actually don't go on /pol/, haven't in years. If my views have overlap with the average poltard then so be it.

>>82095012
>Do you really think I would be out yesterday morning clearing a downed tree at a community centre if I wanted everything to be destroyed?
You didn't do this out of a sense of obligation or good will. You did it because the DWP said you have to or we cut your bennies and you groveled like a dog LOL.

DWP says 'jump!', Sean says 'how high?'.

Was up earlier today (7amish)
Won 3 dota games
Gonna head out and have an incel mentalelfwalk for a latte

>>82095040
You think Timmy does anal?

>>82094965
>Sean wants to see the world burn because his life is shit
This

>wake up at 06:28
>feel like I've been up for hours
>I have technically been up four hours
>look at clock
>more or less 10:30
>mfw

>>82095044
Probably shags his teddy up a hole around what would be the anus area I presume

Another player rejects Newcastle
Please man we need signings man

>>82095072
we got Longstaff but need some attackers

Sunderland will be finishing above you at this rate

>>82095077
Oh I forgot he went to Leeds.
Dunno why we sold him, haven't replaced at all. Got barely any midfielders. Corrrr it's not looking lush is it?

Having a special autism therapist coming my home today. Feeling very anxious and agitated that a stranger is coming into my home. Anybody here ever had a specialist therapist?

Anyone fancy joining the NEET gravy train? Here you go:

https://x.com/maxtempers/status/1953022054774550893

>>82095072
My nigga Sesko joining Man United corr

dont worry pal we'll ruin him and you'll feel better about not signing him in 3 months time

>>82095020

Wrong again twoll lid. Nothing to do with the DWP. It's through mental health services. My support worker put in touch with the local volunteering team. I might also be doing other stuff but keeping that private for now. DWP leave me the fuck alone asides the odd message in my journal about ironically volunteering work lmao.

Fuck it might as well just finish off these Brewdogs now. Only got 3 cans left.

>>82095020
>You did it because the DWP said you have to or we cut your bennies
That's now how it works. He's on support group ESA clearly which means you don't have to do shit to keep your bennies.

>>82095136
you're the biggest (or should I say smallest with the biggest neck) troll on here pal

>>82095124
Nothing like that, only CBT. You needn't be worried, IMO, they check all the people first to make sure they aren't wronguns.

>>82095129
This is the funny part about it for sure. But now we are probably stuck with Isak who doesn't wanna be here and not enough money to sign much else.

>>82095124

I had an occupational therapist come out to my gaff back in 2021. Felt like a humiliation ritual. Have be to be careful what I say but I still say there's a underlining fetish thing going on here. Crossy knows the score x

Mummy won't let me shag milfs

>>82095159
There is, but you're the fetishist, lad.

Grown man. Obsessed with putting his cock inside the arseholes of women. Posts about virtually nothing else.

>>82095159
>Felt like a humiliation ritual
elaborate

Got a call with NHS talking therapies in an hour. What can I expect?

>>82095227
His fetish is humiliation, so he had to hide his boner the whole time. Luckily his cock is very small so all it took was a thin blanket on his lap.

kicking HHL as hard as possible in the balls

>humiliation fetish
A nonsensical larp and a contradiction in terms
>I get a sexual thrill from the tarnishing of my reputation, which actually, like everyone else, I really do care about
Hmmmm nope! Fake and cringe. Annoys me every time I see people say this. And that's that. Cringelarp. Don't @ me.

>>82095227

There is a underlining fetish in this country about humiliating disabled people with a particular focus on males. You can see it everywhere.

Said it before and I'll say it again. Women are mostly behind it but men are involved too to a lesser degree I believe. I think the motive is mostly entertainment for them but it borders on some evil shit even I don't understand yet. Autistic lads are getting abused in care homes on a industrial scale.

British women want to exterminate autistic British men from the genepool. They gaslight us 24/7

That's the truth x

>>82095298
>>82095303
Curious lad, do you go through imagefap castration caption galleries and tug your little nub?

Chika shut the fuck up you boring melodramatic mong

Amy Lea knows the score x

Gaslighting bitch x

Does Sandra know the score?

At end of day I didn't choose be borns x

I'm a vicitm of this cruel system x

Lmao
Always obvious when you hit a nerve eh? When someone just has to start seething and going mental at [random observation]. He will begin his little seethe routine now.

Sex with occupational therapy lassie

I think I'm being targeted by a network of twolls. Same fucks who you see in the comment sections of SeasideMARK and Makavelis videos.

Kate Middleton probably the mastermind behind it all x

Me? I chose to be born.

>>82095390
Ignore it lad (easier said than done) , they want you to react.

Kate wants to see NEETs suffer

Kate wants to step on tiny NEET cock

>>82095413
What about tall NEETs?

>>82095402

Ngl I react anyway because it lowkey fun x

>>82095405

True. Kate wants to snuff me out x

Most British women are in on it x

My extreme high intelligence is a curse.

Sometimes I wish I was thick af. ignorance is bliss as they say.

I notice too many things x

>>82094889
paper bag over the head that one.
>>82095140
pretty but looks like she could get really fat really quick
>>82095303
desperate mutton dressed like lamb

The others i dont have opinions on either way.
You owe me 45 quid for the 3 comments.

But you're thick as pig shit, lad.

>Ngl I react anyway because it lowkey fun x
We know, you muppet. We know you stir drama and sameswann your own posts, you've been caught multiple times because you were too fucking retarded to turn your trip off (the Sunak manlet post is my personal favourite).

You say you hate the trolls but first of all they're almost certainly mostly just you replying to yourself and secondly to the extent they're not you you can't get enough of them because it's the only attention you get all day.

Sad, sad little man. Tiny cock. Virgin. Lifelong benniemong.

>>82095485

I can't even think of a comeback for this.

You've won de lid. It overs x

Bit of Katy Perry x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE

>>82095485
Are you new or something? Just by posting this you have lost to HHL. The fucker thrives on criticism like this.

Back from my walk. Went into slots and left 60 quid up, got a free can of pepsi max and a free large latte with starbucks points.

Earned more this morning than wagies, suck it up

*smacks lips*

Might have a wizza for din dins later x

Tick tock wagie, make my latte while I count up my winnings

>>82095537
Is that Kier Starmer and Andy Burnham? Kek.

Bit of Aqua crossy style x

Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg

I go to Ibiza next year x

Watch this space x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M

What a fucking choon man

Nostalgia on tap x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z3YrHJ1sU

>>82095569
Was it necessary to make the cartoon woman in that music vid so fucking sexy and fuckable?

aura farming

seasideMARK its banging WETHERSPOONS Trekkie brekkie its banging I mean banging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af3N3aDo-yw

>>82095696
I don't understand how anyone can watch a grown ass man (or anyone really) eat food and listen to their obnoxious eating sounds. Just who is this nontent for.

I will be going on a business trip to Dubai later in the year. Will you?

>>82095668

>Was it necessary to make the cartoon woman in that music vid so fucking sexy and fuckable?

It is what is is x

>>82095686

You know the score x

>>82095734
don't like business. don't like hot weather. don't like arabs. don't like dubai

it might be for you, but it's not for me

>>82095723
I don't think anybody watches it. I skip forward watch 1% of the video

>>82095734

Alreet m8. Garn on a business trip to Flamingo Land next month me x

90s nostalgia choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DcABTJoWCc

>>82095734
>Will you?
Can't, I'm allergic to pistachios.

it's a hot one out there today

>SSM tomorrow 7 days no alcohol
>Sean can't go more than 2 days free

Sean more of an alki than SSM

Flamingo Land in a safe space for HHL loyalists.

Normies can fuck too to Alton Towers x

Why didn't god just make everyone in heaven with him? What's the point of Earth in the grand plan? Literally what's the point? Seems all a bit nonsensical.

How it should be x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lMuKfGHbqc

>>82095811
Because he wanted you to suffer.

>>82095734
Corr. Mate. You having an Arab shit on your chest for a few quid lad?

>>82095811
It was intended as a holiday resort at first, for souls to take a break, come and go through adventures, then go back to heaven.

t. Got a D in GCSE Religious education.

Just downed a cold tin of tomato soup and dipped some pobs in it lush. One of my favourite NEET dinners that.

>>82095844
Sorry I'm not Katie Price or an instagram thot.

>>82095861
Only joking lidders. Have a good time out there. Anywhere is better than the UK at the moment, you won't want to leave.

My stomach has now decided it is time for some food. Homemade sausage and egg mcmuffins, methinks.

Bringing back the Antz discussion at 1:00pm sharp.

What a time to be alive x

Womfy pre-WW3 dreamcore era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq0NKGXmWQE

Sorry lads. Cant really think of anything more else to say about antz. Just started watching clips and I've become a little obsessed.

Wissed af me x

Got one can left x

End of an era x

>>82095734
anyone else just not remotely interested in ''travel''? I enjoy going into the countryside and thats about it, hate dealing with airports, hate having to pack luggage, hate the actual travel part and idk lads I just do not like the idea of hollidaying unless its 2-3 nights in this country or camping somewhere

>>82095991
I have a bit of cider left, but I'm having a pregab later, so not drinking.

i dont want to change the world, i dont want the world to change me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99baQJgj208

>>82096002

Could go down shop right now and get a wokkle of wodka but it will go off the rails x

End up getting wag in lmfao x

>>82095845
>souls to take a break
u fucking wot, earth is the holiday resort? oh my fucking god then how much worse is heaven? nope, not doing it, I will be a soul neet if it comes to it, not lifting a finger god.

HHL loyalists in control of Sunderland x

DISPERSE OR BE FIRED UPON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3WythosU_E

Heaven to me would be playing comfy vidya and never getting bored of it. Just playing every time like the first time you fell in love with the game.

You should all show God and Jesus a little more respect.

Feel like getting a few wags dropped me ffs x

>>82096110
Oh aye classic HHL style x
Gwarn lad get it in ye go have a mad night and back to the gaff for some wokkes you know the score x

>>82096110
Don't do it, mong. Break the cycle.

>>82096151

Just messaged me plug. We'll see if he responds. Probaby left it too late.

Plug responded getting a 3 for 100 x

Romanian beggar kept on asking me for money.
I tried to take her jewellery.
She weren't having none of that.

I have drug problem lmfao fuck you

Garn do some fat lines me x

>>82096225
gonna curse you to Hell now lad

Normies fuming on Reddit that taxes might go up again in autumn. Majority of them crying about PIP and wenefits.

Garn neck this can then garn get sorted and meet the lad. 100 bar down the swanny on sniff.

Hope it's good x

>>82096233
>gonna curse you to Hell now lad
yeah, she jabbered some shit and waved her hands at me

>>82096236
It's ridiculous nowadays, can't even afford to buy a spork to protect r kids from the rapey invaders, ffs.

>>82096270
Going to have a nervous poo before the therapist comes over. She has they/them as pronouns in her email signature, will she be trans?

>>82096270
>>82096307
Haha. Sorry lad didn't mean to send that to you. Apologies.

Getting a 3 for 100 dropped off me x

Sorry lads. I can't help it x

>>82096236
link de lid? like seeing redditors seething

>>82096329
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/s/bFXlHeSkbs

>>82096251
>Swanny

Is that who sells you the gear?

>>82096329
Here's another one
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/s/RJL3XbV6vV

>>82090435
The Trocadero in London was a proper arcade as well as a prime mugging location back in the day.

>>82096315
Swap the bags for pregabs, much more enjoyable.

>>82096344
Now it's a mosque

>Rachel Reeves needs to put up taxes to cover 40bn deficit, thinktank says Tax and spending

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooof farkin ell

>State pension age could hit 80 unless major changes made, expert warns

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOof haha fucking hell no wonder no one wants to work

>>82096315
You did the right thing, nothing wrong with having some fun

might have to grab a late lunch, starving me

>>82096361
>40bn deficit,
That's good, wasn't it 400bn last year?

>>82096414
thats insane it couldn't have been, wonder how much tax will go up to cover for 40bn? thats like 1176 quid per working person and theres 34 mil who work

>>82096414
Muh 22bn black hole. The daft cunt has managed to double the deficit in 10 months.

>>82096362

Just got back with the waggintons me x

Doing first line now x

HHL has fun while I'm stuck at work, not rite imo

Just done me first line. That good shit. At least he didn't rip me off. Thank fuck I didn't message my usual plug. Rip off merchant cunt x

>>82096423
I think I remembered wrong. I AI'd it, and it says july last year it was estimated at 22bn.
>>82096433
How will they blame the previous government for this? Or will they finally come true, and admit keir has a problem with underage rentboys? 40bn spent on em in 1 year.

>>82096459
Post a pictures of the bags. You wont

>>82096453

Aww mate just did my first line, Kinda feel shite for spending my birthday money on a wag but fuck it x

Everyone thinks I'm a failure and loser anyway x

Smashing these lines me x

Cba for dragging it out x

>>82096465
so the 22bn massive big black hole they were spazzing over has doubled in size? LMAO

>>82096482
lovely bit of self raising that

>>82096477
>Everyone thinks I'm a failure and loser anyway

You decided to become one

>>82096482
Corrr looks good. Me? Having a couple of beers when I get home in 40.

me? just woke up. no sign of MY bag. even had a sneak downstairs, maybe the postie left it in the entrance. nope.

utter disgrace.

>>82096493
It would appear that way, yes.

Corr imagine being a horny tranny working in the bra department at marks and spencers, must be hot as fuck

>Sean snorting crushed up paracetamol pills and then acting like a retarded mong because that's what he thinks people on drugs act like

>he said, 'welcome to the guardians of the frickin' galaxy'... only he didn't use 'frickin'

oh my goodness CHILDREN watch these films

So they raised taxes on businesses and still managed to turn the Tories 22 billion black hole into a 41 billion black hole? This is criminal.

>>82096589
to be quite fair, his whole life IS pretty much what people on drugs act like.

>>82096607
Look mate someone's got to figure out how to fund the billion quid a month we give to foreigners on PIP alone, plus don't forget the 20 billion we earmarked for 'carbon capture'. Come on, lad, use your head, these things don't pay for themselves!

for me it's the withdrawal of drugs. could kill me, that.
might walk into a vet and demand ketamine. like when you drink antifreeze so you have to go to the pub.

I'm pro HHL desu he is inherently a good guy.

everyone make sure you leave a note somewhere saying it was the DWP who killed you. got to think about what happens AFTER you die.

>>82096625
he deserves love and kindness but only in the way that animals at the zoo deserve food

>>82096627
Nobody will give a shit I reckon

>>82096625
What is good about him?

Bring back opium dens imo

corrr that Calvin Harris posted a picture of him to his Instagram page cooking his wife's/newborn's placenta

didn't know people did that, apparently you can just eat them

Lovely day out in the garden dee lads

>>82096641
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdekew421dgo
good idea. but too clinical. not comfy.

should be like those shisha places, just with a doctor out-of-sight but on-hand.

>>82096660
one day when you're asleep i'm going to sneak into your garden and put a hole in that compost bag, maybe crack a few of the tiles.

you can't guard them forever.

>>82096681
I'll get it moved this weekend dee lad

>>82096688
i'll go to where you moved it, then. hammer and screwdriver in hand (don't have a chisel)

Post-400 anxiety very high right now, feeling very unsafe. Please make a new thread asap, lads.

Round lady arse on my faceberg

>feeling very unsafe
Good

>here mate you seem pretty cool, do you want a go on the REAL shisha?

OOOOOOH HES ON THE WOKEY
OOOOOOH HES ON THE COKEY
OOOOOOH HES ON THE WOKEY

>>82096658
One can but shouldnt

little mong won't be doing his voluntary work tomorrow

Seeing as the government(s) are hell bent on flooding the country with forrins, why not charge them 2k to come over here? If they're paying 5k, this saves them 3k. 700k last year, would have brought in 1.4bn. Let them house themselves. Don't know why govt don't do this, desu.

>>82096741
for some health reason, or just because it's a bit weird? i see this every so often and the general trend seems to be "eww that's so gross!", "nope, it's actually fine and even nutritious."

>>82096482
Persil

>>82096658
always knew he was a nutterist

>>82096776
we don't need a wall or anything, England basically has 'a moat' it's called the Atlantic Ocean.

what we should have is those laser detection systems they use in football nowadays. every time someone crosses here, it goes off and they go "ah mate fair enough, you've got me" and then they have to hand over the two grand.

Why do people think resigning in protest does anything?

Honest question. Seems like if you resign you're essentially just giving up and letting the people do the things you don't want to do instead of trying to fight/disrupt it from a position of power.

Nobody care if you resign. Go for it, there's always someone else waiting to take your place no questions asked. Not once in history has someone resigning made the people they're trying to send a message to go 'oh, gosh, you know maybe we shouldn't do this!'. Pathetic.

>>82096801
Remember raoul moat? kek.

will admit the other photo makes me a bit squeamish, since the placenta is laid out all flat with some blood, but this looks fine. just cubes of meat in a cooker.

>>82096817
>the other photo makes me a bit squeamish, since the placenta is laid out all flat with some blood

here, if anyone wants to see it.

>>82096817
>>82096829
why would you eat this when you can probably afford the most expensive pizza ever made or something?

>>82096838
oh so what's actually happened is that's a dehydrator, and he's turned them into pills.

for some reason i find that stranger than just cooking and eating it. but it maximises the nutrition or something compared to cooking it off.

>>82096852
>and he's turned them into pills.
imagine getting off your face on bits of your wifes knackered fanny thats been turned into pills lel

>>82096782
because it's a bit weird

>>82096811
HHL should resign as the UK chairman

>>82096801
That would be fun, but what we really need is an overhaul of politics, and to start holding politicians accountable for their lies. Serious repercussions, cat A prison sentences and fines.

I was chatting to a guy on the bus called Abu Jaafar Al-Baqir today. I said "If Shippy rises, how will he lead the people?"

He said "He will demolish what came before him, and build /britfeel/ anew, just as the UK CHAIRMAN did before him."

>>82096882
give every politician some kind of ankle bracelet bomb. if 90% of the population votes in an app, it detonates.

would rarely, possibly never, happen. but what would they have to be scared of? do want to support the public, properly represent them, don't they?

>>82096902
Shippy is permabanned though

white people be like, "this man is called Ahmed," then name their son Alistair Charleston Beckett-Bridge III lmaoooo

A ban is nothing but a veil. The Prophet was driven from Mecca. Shippy was driven from the thread. But exile is where true leaders are formed.

Aww he's missing his dollies

Royal Mail aims to deliver post by 3pm, 4pm in rural areas.
sometimes special deliveries come later. have had deliveries at 8-9pm before.

could still be getting my parcel.

>>82096964
>could still be getting my parcel
You wont

If I don't coom inside a woman's hole tonight I will kms.

anyway if i'm being honest, i didn't even want ket today. if i had some in today, it'd be mostly gone by now, wouldn't it? and then i wouldn't have any tomorrow.

by getting it tomorrow, i'm ensuring i have it in tomorrow. this is a healthy long-term-thinking mindset, not the addict mindset i USED to have.

Would you accept a paedophile as your leader?

>>82096992
He may be a paedophile but damn it he gets results!

>>82096992
>he likes to call himself daddy greg

>>82096999
>He may be a paedophile but damn it he gets results!
yeah, the results are a bunch of molested children

>>82096992
It would be a conflict of interest since he is already our resident funcle.

Would you accept a virgin as your Ieader?

on them tramadols. you'd have no problem with little old Dorothy enjoying her days, few painkillers; it medicine.

>>82096992
You ask me about Shippy. About his... unusual practices and needs. You lower your voice when you say it, as if I'm supposed to flinch. As if the sacred should also be sanitary. Let me tell you something: you're thinking like OFCOM.

You want leaders to be clean, polished, consistent, men with normal replies and a healthy sexuality. But that's not who gets chosen. It never has been. Moses had a stammer. Jesus was born under suspicion. The Prophet was mocked and called insane by his own people. And Shippy? Shippy posted things you wouldn't dare type. Not because they were wrong, but because you're a coward.

Yes, he had needs. Strange ones. Private ones. He spoke in a cadence only the wounded understand. But he posted with truth. He said what others feared. And for that, yes. I would accept him as our leader. Just as I accepted HHL before him.

>some cunt was spamming ssm on Friday
>I get a random 30 ban for ban evasion
>never been banned so that's not right
>wait 3 days and appeal
>instantly rejected
>try again in 14 days

What the fuck lids? I have done fuck all and get shit canned for 30 days and a guarantee that spamming cunt is still posting

Tl:dr jannies are wankers

>>82097032
how you posting now if banned?

>>82090397 (OP)
>Go to job interview
>Have all the skill sets required as I worked in that particular industry for nearly 10 years
>CV lists all my past jobs, skill and expertise
>Come across as autistic in the interview and go off on weird tangents
>Rejected
Every time. It's like they don't even give you a chance if you don't come across as a normie, even if you have the experience.

Avoiding bans is itself a bannable offence.

i sit out my bans on principle. could evade them. but i have morals.

10 hours until i can post in /tv/ again. do i agree with the reason, 'replying to off-topic threads'? would i go to a prison for a murder i didn't commit, until the truth comes out? of course.

>>82097053
Rough lad, sorry to hear it. I fucking hate job searches/applications/interviews.
I thought your post was gonna go like this though:
>Go to job interview
>Have all the skill sets required as I worked in that particular industry for nearly 10 years
>CV lists all my past jobs, skill and expertise
>interviewers ask me to outline my skills, experience and how I fit the role
This happens to me every single fucking time. JUST READ THE CV YOU CUNTS.

message boards having rules is tantamount to censorship. they are restricting our human rights, it's in the Articles of the EHRC.

One day, long ago, a strange man emerged. A man long of neck, but short of penis. No woman ever understood him. No man ever respected him. He was sent to pave the way for Shippy.

>>82097064
Was it a Chris Watts thread lol? Those are my favourite.

>>82097080
they didn't even give the specific post. /tv/ is just oddly moderated. i get a kick when that one mod moves blatantly off-topic shite threads to /b/, but there's way too much shit about superhero films, and anything vaguely film/TV-related that's an excuse to whine about political correctness.

i'm sure /film/ and /trek/ are lovely threads, they're just not relevant to my interests ;__;

Never been banned me. I change my IP after every post.

>>82097069
>JUST READ THE CV YOU CUNTS.
I answered all the questions they asked me. I have a decade in the industry and worked as an executive in my last job for 5 years. And the job before that for 4 years. I don't job hop.

Interviews are just how you can come across as normie as possible. They are hiring you to sit next to them in their open-plan offices so rather than interviews being based on your skills, they just want to see if they can get along with you. So when you come across as a bit of an emotionless autistic robot, they don't want you even if you have the skills. It's so fucking infuriating to be rejected when you know you can do the job easily.

>>82097069
They just want to see if you can speak like a human.
Everyone who makes it to interview could do the job, the interview is just a vibe check.

Why is he so angry at posters that people like to talk to, is it just jelly that others get attention?
Is this what happens when babies aren't breastfed?

>>82090397 (OP)
just downed 2 ltr of water, thirsty af

>>82097099
what about your user agent and cookies, lad? Ofcom and GCHQ have probably assigned you a unique fingerprint and are monitoring your every move.

>>82097053
How many times do people need to hear this - they know you have the experience and skills - they are interviewing to see if they'd like you as part of the team. If you're fun, can have a laugh but also responsible. It's not hard. Be the person you would want as a colleague

>>82097111
Never delete my cookies, dont know what user agent is.

>>82097106
>>82097114
>the interview is just a vibe check.
Well I'm fucked then innit because I'm autistic as shit and monotone. I don't come across as all happy and outgoing because that's not me. I'm a quiet/shy person but I am a hard worker.

Imagine not getting jobs because you aren't an extroverted normie.

>>82097069 this true >>82097104 You can have an average CV compared to someone else and still get the job because they liked your personality more.

when i DIDN'T want jobs (just compulsory Jobcentre shite) i would insert daft things into the applications that would suggest i am some kind of autist.

>I consider myself very organised, for example I like sorting things into shapes and different colours.

always wonder if someone at the other end thought it was just some piss-take, wasn't trying to rile people up, although i did have fun with it. did the job.

Might tug me willard for a few minutes see if that makes the gf bus appear

What happenend to HHL? He suddenly stopped posting again. Worried.

>>82097114
>How many times do people need to hear this
Literally nobody tells you that throughout 10+ years of school its just "get good grades or you'll work in mcdonalds" when the fact is if you're too introverted you won't even get the McDonalds job with a masters degree jfl what a scam normoids are literal unevolved animals and its a crime against decency that I could be forced to degrade myself in their presence

Are there any jobs that are good for autistic people then? Since I'm obviously failing at the interview stage for normie office work.

Normalscums honestly just make up everything on the spot "we already told you that" You didn't you change the rules as it suits

>>82097150
you wont get into maccies with an msc because they want people with limited options, 2bh back when jewdeed had the number of applications visible I put in my application during uni and apparently 5k people had applied to that job lmao. Maccies is unironically who you know nowadays, they just hire a load of people who know people who were working there and want to fuck off

I learned a long time ago to never take anything they say seriously cus they don't take it seriously either its just whatever sounds good in the moment Inside their non visual non inner monologue easter egg of a noggin

>>82097159
I know an autistic lad who worked in IT

we're all somewhere on the autism spectrum, aren't we? even if it's only at 0.1%, you're a 'little bit' autistic.

>>82097176
>aren't we
I'm not

>>82097159
home office if you can get in on the bootcamp scheme they run sometimes, thats how I got into it, wfh 2 days a week, relaxed as fuck on breaks and targets. Ive done nowt all afternoon and ignored my laptop and on my last performance review got told to keep it up. Jobs easy, dont really interact with many people, certainly not the general public, when in office I take my breaks whenever, if theres not a lot on ill walk around town instead, if there is I listen to my incel documentaries and do a bit of online browsing. Fairly decent but the pays shit, as are most wages. Not a permajob for me as ive got quals in another sector and only recently got my drivers license which I needed for those jobs so will be trying to get into that, got mates within it who are putting in a word for me.

>>82097183
then you have borderline personality disorder (the opposite of autism)

>>82097145

Been talking to my political mate who lives in Birmingham. Garn do another line soon x

>>82097200
laaaad what are you doing? dont get on the waggington at 16:03

>>82097200
Gonna screenshot this and send it to PM'sQ'S, not right r politicians making voters take drugs.

>go back in time
>go to the doctor's
>get a few bags of coke/speed/opium in
>return to the future

ooo aye

>>82097202

Gone right off the rails de lid. Proof voluntary work is good for me x

>rails
heh

>>82097234
Why not go back and get a few winning lottery numbers, and you could buy your own opium plantation?

>>82097200
>my political mate
Care to elaborate

>>82097245
whos the work for? local council or like the national trust or some shit, you mentioned cutting down a tree, hopefully its outdoorsy and not behind the desk in a charity shop

>cant even browse the chavslags reddit without id
not good. bad infact

>>82097254
would get noticed, if i'm a time traveller, there could be OTHER time travellers, who try to stop me.

better to do subtle things. buy carrier bags before they were 10p, sell them for 9p in 2017, that sort of thing.

>>82097259
by and large every company is cracking down on these, but look into 'alternative frontends' lad.
https://github.com/redlib-org/redlib-instances/blob/main/instances.md
these go up and down which is annoying as fuck, plus some can be slow, but they also just parse/scrape Reddit and strip all the bloated scripts + formatting. you can look at your pornos without fuss.

similar sites for YouTube, Wikia/Fandom, all of them. shouldn't be like this, but oh well.

>only booze i have
could just drink this, couldn't i

>>82097266
If I ever get to time travel, I'm going to buy a load of normal sized chocolate bars, bring them back and sell them for 30p more than the fun size products we have in shops currently.

>>82097305
people would look at the best-before-end dates.

Wired af me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

Who will make a new thread? I won't.

>>82097313
Worthless lid

>>82097313
not me. my worry is i'll get banned.
but then the worry becomes that HHL will make a thread. and he's even more likely to get banned. take the whole thread down with him.

>>82097308
I'll market them as "blast from the past" range, comes with authentic ye olde use by dates. I could even run a marketing campaign to "find your DOB". It will cause a frenzy like the names onna coke bottle fad.

>>82097285
proper job thanks laddy

>>82097328
cor now that is crafty. and since it's some retro/vintage thing people would absolutely pay that 30p premium.

i like where your head's at, anon. hope you discover a time machine.

>>82097313
alright then here you go

>>82097341
>>82097341
>>82097341
>>82097341

would rather not have /pol/ or porn editions, to be quite frank.

maybe you're on a wind-up but we could just have nice threads. stick with bridges or something if you can't think of anything witty. (i still wish we had drawfrens, or at least people good with photoshop)

>>82097366
I was tryn to send thusi telepathic msg "it should be bass Rock Lighthouse edishy" nd it ended up as w/e that us meant to be
Albeit I couldn4 do it myself as its busy work nd I eas jst standing dripping wet frm getting out the shower so it's a liability that I was on my phone in the first place

>>82096658
This is some weird satanic pagan cannibalism thats jdt on blatant display nd allowed for some reason rven tho children r probably on those platforms. Not being funny but why ? Nd hes going on about mother nature As If that metroid ahh abomination is smth to be worshipped which Is a really dark message to send to gullible ppl on IG

>>82097381
you're one of the good ones. it's sad that some of the worst posters are the people who lack thread-making anxiety.

Ljrkly silence of the lambs shit

>>82097413
yeah i've flip-flopped on this faster than sandals in a centrifuge (how does B come up with these?)

apparently there's no real evidence it helps with health. i suppose on some level it is just really good food, i mean it's an organ women's bodies create to feed babies. but just throw it away. i doubt Calvin Harris is struggling for food, more like a strange trendy fad and if the pill thing doesn't work, it's just a waste of time and electricity.

>>82097418
It's just funny cus the island is uninhabited by humans nd says "Population: 0" but there's hundreds of gannets n seagulls that r having a great time Where its like a covid lock down for them all the time. Although it's probably easier for them to get junk food living around humans,,which is bad for them but that doesn't seem to be somerbing that stops frm eating it in any species, like fermented fruits n stuff

Important update!
The radio that wasn't working last night now works, the world HAS NOT ended.

Ayys in October btw.

Only gone ans slept all day ennii??? Oh my Dayyyz!
Only going and watchibg one of my based effem vtubers playing Touhou and soothing my pooey tum with cold coffee now, enniiii?
Oh eck, someone stop me. My life has gone off the rails these past few days!

>>82097310
ooh er. Imagine a thang like that letting you ava goo on er fanny.
mad.