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Anonymous No.82090629 >>82090694 >>82090850 >>82091083 >>82091113 >>82091225 >>82091333
How to deal with the dating market nowadays ?
>top 5% of men get all the women and leave everyone else with nothing
>even a dedicated gf or wife youve had for years will leave you in a moment for a more attractive dude with no reprucssions
>most girls nowadays have been ran through by at least 12 different dudes past the age of 20

Is the only option left to go to some third world European country like Albania and find some village girl
Anonymous No.82090694 >>82090719 >>82090727 >>82090732
>>82090629 (OP)
I dunno. Not once in my life have I tried to approach a woman or date one. Never used dating apps. Never tried getting one through here. The entire concept seems completely foreign. I dont even have a clue how you talk to women in a way that signals you want to date.
Anonymous No.82090719
>>82090694
Based retard it is better to be oblivious like this than to be like, have tried, and failed miserably. Now I thrive in my own misery wishing desperately for a romantic connection
Anonymous No.82090727
>>82090694
>I dont even have a clue how you talk to women
you no talk you hit with big rock and drag and procreate
Anonymous No.82090732 >>82090767
>>82090694
You approach the girl and kinda humor and flirt with her and then ask her out on a date.
Anonymous No.82090767 >>82090840
>>82090732
I've made women laugh. I just dont get the flirting thing. I dont understand when you are supposed to ask for a date. My co-workers told me a girl at work was really interested in me, and I just didn't really know what to do about it so I just kept acting like she was a man.
Anonymous No.82090840
>>82090767
Anon maybe you are gae? Pretend shes a trap with a fat girl dick. Idk
Anonymous No.82090850 >>82090914
>>82090629 (OP)
Not one thing you said is true but if that is the fantasy you choose to live in then by all means, keep doing so and making yourself feel miserable. There is no realistic advice for a man who does not live in reality.
Anonymous No.82090914
>>82090850
Ive seen it since h highschool. There was 1-10 dudes that got all of the girls and would switch between them every other month . The rest got scraps
Anonymous No.82091083
>>82090629 (OP)
they caIl me seanut arbrittle
Anonymous No.82091113 >>82091184
>>82090629 (OP)
Ask god to help u. He is watching u evry day n loves u like a father loves his son. God will give u a good wife w a perky ass n nicely shaped butthole for ur penis to have anal sex w. And u simply need to ask in this thread. Ask Jesus to provide from his goats one goat who loves give blowjobs. U will be having sex with a goat, but, ur brain doesnt notice the difference or even care at all becuz of the amount of brainwashing u have consumed by now. So say Jesus, give me a goat god damnit to drink from its tight boobs the milk of kings. N Jesus will always give u wat u ask 4 becuz he loves us n is a extremely intelligent wizard
Anonymous No.82091184 >>82091258
>>82091113
>praying to the lord for sodomy
Repent nigga
Anonymous No.82091225
>>82090629 (OP)
I simply do not participate. An act of defiance.
Anonymous No.82091258
>>82091184
Well the butthole is way tighter than an average foids pussy after hung studs have gaped her holes. So it is important to be honest when u speak 2 god becuz he knows the truth already. He knows when u lie. Vagina sex is only good if she is pure and ladylike. But u can have anal sex with ladyboys n not notice, theres a penis under their bum. So lots of ppl ask Jesus for a transexual GF, which is also wise becuz it is even more arousing to play with a guys dick when he have sex with his boypussy. U can jack him off n swallow his cum greedily h never worry about getting ur own boypussy pregnant, becuz men almost never have to worry about getting knocked up. Say Jesus Christ! Give me a transexual GF who has the cutest balls. And god will deliver this becuz u r his favorite son.
Anonymous No.82091333 >>82091477
>>82090629 (OP)
Taking a leap here assuming you're not top 5%
My coworker who was 5 years younger than me, fat, bald, and short would pull in cooz and get all the ladies to like him
His secret?
Being funny, talking to people about their interests
And rape
>The secret is to be around when they're making bad decisions
Anonymous No.82091477
>>82091333
Happened once or twice. She offered to let me fuck her for a new purse.