Thread 82090733

I wish I was fucking lying but Ive just lost a friend of five years because I opened my phone to porn and got horny and started rubbing one out in front of her whilst we were in a park drunk. In my defence I did keep my hand in my pants and I stopped after like three seconds but holy fuck I need someone to tell me theyve done something as bad as this

>>82090733 (OP)
I made out with a male friend, I get super affectionate while drunk with anyone

>>82090762
I wish I was a foid so I could face no social consequences for my actions

>>82090733 (OP)
i dont get embarrassed i feel no shame

>>82090733 (OP)
That is your sign that you either need to drink less, stop drinking, or not pass your limit.
I crashed a car while drunk but it wasn't a violent car crash, I had a light concussion and no one was hurt. No cops were called, the car was towed and I ditched the car. It was a pos junk car that barely ran

>>82090733 (OP)
I got blackout drunk at work and started ranting at several co-workers one time. The first week after was pretty awkward but I just got over it.

>>82090817
I'm not a foid I'm a straight man

>>82090917
my bad then, hope youre ok thats pretty rough

>>82090900
Glad you didnt get hurt from the crash but youre right. I used to day drink a lot but to avoid fucking up my life and liver I try to limit myself but it all comes back when anyone invites me out and I end up rambling depressingly, oversharing or with a trip to the ER. I think I should go sober but the idea of going cold turkey feels impossible

>>82090733 (OP)
I was drinking with 2 of my brother-in-laws and an uncle-in-law. I got absolutely piss drunk on copious amounts of whiskey and I remember only about 5% of what happened.

Started talking about the jews and how they run the USA and basically the whole western world. Talked about 9/11 and the Iraq war. George Bush, Dick Cheney. Talked about hollywood. Talked about Trump and Epstein and Mossad, and this was before the whole Epstein list thing became mainstream as well. Got butt naked and was throwing up in the bathroom. I have a decent sized penis, but I am the literal definition of a grower, not a shower, so they probably think I have a shrimp dick.

In the morning, uncle-in-law thought I was based, one brother-in-law thought it was funny asf (this was the one who helped me out when I was throwing up naked), and the other brother-in-law was pissed as fuck at me and thinks I hate America. Overall was a great time.

>>82090733 (OP)
seasoned alcoholic here:

>blacked out, tried to fight my friend, ran away from my gf. Was apparently screaming and sprinting down the street. Woke up in a church parking lot Sunday morning. Scared a woman and her children going into church when I woke up. Was leaning on their car for some reason when I started forming memory again.
>blacked out woke up in some bushes at 5am middle of downtown. Somehow made it home piss drunk. Think I might've gotten touched because my dick hurt when I woke up. Not sure where I went. Also could be bushes fault
>blacked out, spoofed my phone number as a mutual friend and called my ex. She had me blocked and would've been easily played off but my dumbass calls 10 times.
>blacked out, got into an argument with girl at bar. Leave bar and go to car. Everyone trying to stop me from driving. Threw my keys, have psychotic break and started punching the shit out of my steering wheel. Ruined everyone's night, lost a lot of friends, and broke my hand.

There's more I can't think of right now, but stopped drinking as of a month ago.

>>82091097
I'm not judging. Drinking and boozing is no excuse but we don't exactly make the best of choices when we drink. When you get into family history's of alcoholism and addiction, you get people who react differently to booze. Drinking and pissing yourself is one thing, being loud, obnoxious, and saying or doing dumb shit is one thing, but rubbing yourself and getting freaky in public? That might be a sign to really cut back on the booze.

>>82090733 (OP)
3 seconds of pants poker and she's out? she's a fucking bitch bro, that's no true friend.
anyway, story
>be pathetic jester
>steal alcohol for all the underage parties in hs
>never get paid
>never get laid
Literally facilitated other people's good time at personal risk (and became a thief, one of the worst kinds of people in the world) for basically no gain other than what I drank.

>>82091386
Hey man, there's way worse types of people than thieves, especially petty thieves. Don't get too down on yourself, especially if you've repented. Just curious, was it from your family or a store?

>>82090733 (OP)
I have done similar but worse but only while on cocaine, drinking enough is not sufficient

>>82091707
+1

>>82091760
skiing will take you to some dark places

>>82090733 (OP)
It's not even that bad. tell her sorry and fuck off from there she's not your friend if she doesn't take it lightly/humorously, but why are you friends with a girl in the first place.

>>82091017
Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ disgusting faggot