Thread 82091334

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Niceness edition.

Thread questions:
>What are you doing to be a kinder person?
>How do you plan to spread love through the world?

Meow i'm lonely and sad waa where bf waa (no bf exists)

Would you let Brad pee in you?

>>82091334 (OP)
I volunteer at a kitchen that provides cheap meals for the elderly and disabled, does that count?

Do you have any ulterior motives that come with helping disabled people

>>82091370
i like being friends with other disabled people because they're kinder and more understanding, and also often have interesting and unique stories & personal lives

>>82091370
Um well we work with donated ingredients but we can't use bagels because they get stale and hard and old people can't chew them so I get a free bag of Asiago cheese bagels every week

If I kill all rude people the global kindness index will have risen

Meow I'm a fat tranny pig oink yaymeow

Peeing in a boy is more gross and less hot than peing on a boy

Do you dream of heaven or dream of sex?

>>82091392
there's an anime about this

Did bunnymutt make this thread why is it already full of pee posting?

>>82091394
Fake news I'm a fat tranny cow moow

>>82091420
No but neither did you cuckbot

>>82091413
I want to kiss L's feet

I just want to do cute things like pee together and hold each others pps while we go.

>>82091334 (OP)
Sh*t up with your niceness talk. This is an evil thread

>>82091454
You're making me develop a piss fetish.

>>82091456
Killing this poster

Think I'll buy a hoodie I liked with shitty sleeves and just cut them off because it will look better AND those sleeves aren't comfy

>>82091467
Luce is evil BTW.

I am also evil yayay

>>82091458
Bunnymutt has taken another victim

>>82091456
i want to force my boyfriend to do whatever i choose, like diet and exercise so he's more healthy and beautiful and go to school and study so he can make more money for his future (which i will control (we will be married))

Sex of the day

The world needs a gaycel Hitler.

>>82091483
Liars go straight to the fires of H*ck
Do not pass GO, do not collect 100 dollars

>>82091488
But that's not bunnymutt, cuckbot

>>82091485
Alright now I have to be nice because I don't want to be like you. Thanks a lot MEOW

I took tums and my tummy still hurts someone please help

>>82091511
If you can be nice you were fake evil from the start lol

>>82091526
let me suck ur penis

>>82091505
That's not very nice of you, now is it? I guess you could say you're turning... Evil

I'm gaycel Hitler and I support holocausting all bottoms AND tops until the only ones left are sides

Brushing off the hyperwar and the various crimes committed is quite evil indeed

Would you date a Sephardic Jew, r9gay?

>>82091554
I am one sadly.

>>82091554
I wouldn't even shake hands with one I once shook hands with an african and it felt like the filthiest thing I'd ever touched with my hand so I can only imagine what a hideous creature like that would be like

Would you date [insert something about myself]? Please validate me I'm so lonely and attention starved and I'm a whore for you guys!

I'm into Mediterranean new world order, it's like bnwo but it actually makes sense

>>82091581
It's a silly question to get a conversation started anon. Did you eat today? I always get cranky like that when I'm hungry

>>82091554
are you the russian jew I talked to some years ago?

I like the genetically engineered aryan shota world order someone posted about on the catty

why does brad keep asking if anons would date him in various ways?

I hate my T50 nigger orbs, I wish I had blue eyes like a human being

>>82091601
Stop simping for bunnymutt

noooooo guys don't date me haha I'm not making these retarded posts

>>82091601
What the freak is the catty

because he is thirsty for validation and fatherly love

Lots of filtered posts being made I see

It's going to be hard to fall asleep after drinking both an energy drink and coffee during the day. I could try making an effort post. Heck I probably should.

I'm going to bed now friends. Good night r9gay. Sweet dreams to you all.

>>82091654
I take 200mg caffeine before going outside to cope
>>82091669
Night night

>>82091601
Post about this here wtf

Left or right /r9gay/?

>>82091733
Where's his chest dent

>>82091713
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81929764/#q81929764

>>82091733
Neither, they're too skinny and veiny

>>82091554
If he wasn't a particularly big fan of circumcision and zionism, I wouldn't see any issue with it

>>82091733
Right tho I don't like muscles but smooth is so nice and left looks too troony

really i think i come here to recover from other websites.

who is up right now? i love talking into this live wire

oh, no one but me then? i am THIS sad.

Coffee or tea

>>82092114
Me meow yay etc

>>82092114

me for a little bit longer anyway. My back is hurting too bad to play games but I'm not all that tired yet.

>>82092152
are you still working at makka dakka? i think of you every time, yaying to yourself, when i am there, which is a lot. .

>>82092167
why don't you put a screen on the ceiling?

>>82092183

No way to wire something like that up without a ton of work. My computer isn't in my bedroom anyway.

>>82092175
I've been on sick leave for 3 months yay I have a month of regular leave starting after next week

>>82090965
Not gonna lie, cumming in the dip and filling it up with my cum like a bowl sounds kinky.

>>82092207
I need to learn how to suck up welfare and money like you

I have pectus evacum but no where near as bad as the imagine in the pic, I also have scoliosis.

>>82092190
i suppose, and i havent played video games in forever myself anyway. i want to play wow again but i need a real excuse, they just launched mists of pandaria classic, actually, but i dont know about that...silly ass whole thing there imo.

>>82092236
The schizophrenia helps with welfare yay

I met a new hot guy at work and now I'm getting to know him more... time to get disappointed again...

>>82092247

I never played any content from MOP on, I quit during cata. Part of me does want to try classic wow again but with my back and leg the way they are I won't be able to do the long sessions I used to do back in the day.

>>82092207
i basically have to start working rather harder this month or next or else im gonna have to embarrassingly get more money from my parents...perhaps we can establish a power connection. ive done that with other people and its worked well, that is, sharing energy with our minds. i'm going to start draining your energy right now just to prove that this does work. feel free to drain mine later if you need to.

>>82092151
Water with a squeeze of lemon juice

>>82092266
i will if you will...i did play in some later ones but i never really played any of the post-classic classes. monk never annoyed me like dks did, just seemed silly, so maybe i would do it.

>>82092280
My friends sometimes ask for 20% to get something done and we have a tg sticker for sharing it

>>82092151
i keep chai at home but get free coffee wherever its available. if i had coffee at home i would drink myself sick and delirious with it.

>>82092299
youre just memeing with each other. i can do this for real.

European boys owe me sex because their welfare states are paid for by my taxes to the military guarding them

>>82092296

I made a grand total of one death knight just to see what all the fuss was about when they released and then never touched it again. I don't even know what other classes they've added.

>>82092311
Yeah sure whatever meow

>>82092323
i am turning my suction beams as high as they will go. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrpzzzzzzz

>>82092321
monk, demon knight and apparently evoker which i didnt remember until looking, but thats limited to the weird dragon men.

ugh i really hate flying though. it starts to feel really bizarre that you're riding on a magic dragon that somehow has no fighting powers and just appears and disappears constantly. its weird enough with a horse if you think about it but that's a little less of a thing than a celestial dragon doing it imo.

>>82092340
We have three psychic anons here???

holy fuck my eyes are wide with manic meow energy i wasnt ready for this

youre cute... you hold yourself...cutely... in tense, poise, catlike like an inu...its cute being you.

>>82092361

I mean I kinda enjoyed using the flying mounts in outlands and northrend, mainly because I was lazy and it let me skip trash mobs while questing. I can't even imagine what live wow even currently looks like. I know they did a level crunch a while back but it was casualized (and I was no hardcore player and enjoyed some of the early attempts at making the game more user friendly like the dungeon finder and early cross-realm play) even then. Do they give you epics starting out? Are specs even a thing?

>>82092370
ive awakened at least a few so far.

>>82092265
Keep your head up, because you might've manifested a gay guy for yourself and you'll be able to bf him.
I managed to do that when I was 14, I manifested a gay guy that was in the same class as I was, and he fell in love with me
I then proceeded to fuck it all up by rushing into things too fast, having my internalized homophobia kick in mid-way through, and breaking his poor heart into pieces.
He's now a sleazeball manwhore, and it's all my fault, I want to complain about not having a BF and I do, but the truth is that life gave me a chance and I fucking blew it.

>>82092370
Who are these three

If you arent ready just to be friends with a dude you aren't ready for a bf. He will be your best friend and you need to be ready for everything that brings.

>>82092412
I had a friend who was bi who went to the same school and lived only a few blocks away from me.
The problem was I was fucking stupid and did not understand my own feelings at all, so every time I interacted with him I was completely clueless.
He would sing to me with his shirt off.
I could have had something there if I wasn't a sperg.

>>82092414
Nobody believes me but I genuinely think I have latent abilities

>>82092402
i aint played it in yearsies, i think since wod which was well into just dungeonfindering your way to level cap, but before any crazy stuff really. flying just really emptied out the world, everyone was hovering a mile up while idle or flyhopping between ore and herbs or whatever. completely killed world pee vee pee. i hope they do at least a 25th and future anniversary fresh classics in the future i guess, if they cant make a new thing ever lol.

>>82092450
we can test it by thinking of the same word while we shower at the same time. i linked up with one anon that way for sure.

I'm pretty sure someone has it out for me and is targeting my brain with negative energy constantly so I don't have the energy or motivation to get anything done.

>>82092442
Eh, bifags are subhuman anyways
(On a more serious note, I feel for you, it's arguably worse than never having had a chance in the first place, because you KNOW things could've been different if you didn't fuck up)

>>82092466
I was just about to shower..

>>82092484
That's me, I'm releasing all my negative energy towards you so I only have positive energy left.
If you try to reject this dynamic then you will cause me suffering which would make you a bad person.

>>82092455

yeah I always played pve severs (technically rp since I had mains on Argent Dawn) though when I played live. I did try pvp on classic and after getting ganked a few times I was ready to go back to pve but I just quit instead.

>>82092149
Crassus is that you?

>>82092496
Will you at least be my bf then?

>>82092484
Pop 200 mg of lyrica and the negative energy will get hard countered.

>>82092450
I used to but my meds made it stop yay

>>82092505
If you agree to be my eternal conduit for my negative energy then perhaps.

>>82092450
when it comes to supernatural abilities I believe I was able to control the weather as a child
If I wanted it to rain, it did, same thing if I wanted it to stop raining, I told my bullies that if they kept picking on me I'd make it rain outside, they ignored me and so It started raining.
what a nice random (good) childhood memory I got from (you)r post

>>82092578
Very cute weather powers anon
I have some distinct childhood memories of doing the same, I always enjoyed thunderstorms and trying to conjure them

>>82092495
well, i'm not, so we won't be able to connect right now, but i might later. and i will be pretty horny...

>>82092497
it's much more fun if you're with people. otherwise its just constant getting whacked by twos and threes in any busy area. i would healzor and protect u.

>>82092626

lol I was leveling a pally in classic and that was my mistake. I forgot just how utterly boring they are to level. I only did that because I'm horrible at gold farming and wanted the free mount. The first time around I think I was almost level 50 before I could even afford one.

>>82092498
illa cato senior est, sed illa diceturque verite, quod ubi crassus cadevit, illa dolor estque.

I am sending out maximum Vibes to all my fellow gay incels tonight, may you be blessed by a sense of wonder and gratitude to be alive.

>>82092651
as a kid i knew two twins who both played pally and were always together. now they are both sea captains, actual true story.

>>82092672
i have enough of that already, perhaps too much. i need to get work done. i send these back.

>>82092665
Did you just string some random words together?

What if gays made their own language to communicate without straight people knowing what's being said?
And no French doesn't count..

>>82092684

My first main was a dwarf warrior, then around BC I switched and leveled a human mage, then for wolk I leveled a dwarf priest mainly through the dungeon finder. I enjoyed healing the best out of all the roles, sucked ass at tanking and DPS I was okayish.

>>82092701
"this is cato the elder, but that is also said truly, because when crassus fell, that is also sad."

if you capitalize cato and crassus google translates it about right l.e.l. as it is it takes them as just nouns

>>82092717
How would we disseminate this without straight people finding out? Through grindr???

>>82092722
okay then you heal me, i was best at tanking cause dps just makes me zone out, and healing too, tho less often, but the consequences are more...still dont know what version i wanna play though.

I never took any classes on Roman history in college and I wish I had. All those classics I didn't read because I was too lazy. As it was the classes never fit with my schedule.

>>82092770
grindr's a bad idea, prisonshits shouldn't be included
Bishits may learn gaylish, but they have to speak broken gaylish.

>>82092777
Of course I was also healing in late wrath which from what I understood was walk in the park easy, I also had a ton of various UI mods that helped.

I only did once instance in classic as the pally, deadmines but the tank was so underleveled we couldn't clear VC. I much preferred the dungeon finder to spamming 'lfg' in region or city chat for an hour or two looking for people. I definitely did not miss that about vanilla.

>>82092783
habeo linguam latinam a schola alta, ubi habevim felicitas potesse carpere illa lingua, in loco linguarum vivarum.

>>82092828

in der Schule (und Uni) habe ich nur Deutsch gelernt und aber bin ich nie fliessend.

Wir suchen dich

>>82092823
its not fun if its not hard. ive cleared everything up to sunken temple 2-man in classic, just druid and hunter. quite fun, and you level quite fast as well, plus there's a lot of loot since you're splitting it 2 ways instead of 5. we could do that; shaman/hunter and pally/hunter probably are pretty good as well. you have to have a healer who can give good free hits and take some whacking as well if the pet needs to be healed up.

>>82092870
aiee! barbarus hic est!

>>82092748
Ah, i was just wondering because you talked liked someone who used to post here.

Christ I'm lonely. I'm about to start grabbing random people in the street and asking if they want to be friends.

>>82092894

I don't recall doing anything like that, certainly never 2 manning anything. I might have 3-4 manned some things back in the day but I can't remember. I doubt it since I was horrible at tanking and rarely did dungeons at all due to the time requirement. I don't know how many times I'd finally get a group for something only to be told by mom to get off the game for various reasons.

>>82092920
Hows it hanging anon? You doing okay?

>>82092936
yeah, i never was able to do raids or later dungeons in high school because of that. 2-manning is fun, you need a hunter with a screeching owl pet to tank, and then you just heal the pet while slowly dpsing everything down. mend pet is op in classic. the challenges are when theres enough enemy dps to burst the pet, then you'll have to cc them somehow, kite if possible, or let them bodywhack you to take some pressure off the pet til you get something down. its pretty surprising which bosses are hard with this system. there may be a few that we had to skip because they did too much cc, which this system doesnt have much tolerance for, but i dont really remember.

>>82092962
Sometimes it just feels like my life has completely fallen apart. I wish I could have a conversation with someone and hang out, or something.

>>82093198
are you anywhere near new york?

>>82093259
I used to be but I had to move to Ohio for family reasons.
I'm visiting new york in a week and a half, though.

>>82093310
o rly? well we could hang out then, but i am a very nervous cat.

>>82093423
I am also a socially anxious loser, it is what it is. It would just be nice to talk to someone who isn't family for a bit.

>>82093452
i will have to pick something up in the city around then. where will you be?

>>82093581
I'll be staying in Manhattan with my dad mostly traveling around to try different restaurants

>>82092701
no one:
lorem ipsum dolor sit amet niggas:

>>82093813
eheu, quod non potes facere quid possum facere.

>>82093719
if you're there with your dad how are you going to get away? is he on business? that's a little weird for me, you'll be in son mode.

>tfw no professional amateur home cook chef bf

P.S. I need a knockout figure ;-;

only you can make me cry

i'm gonna take a shower in 5 minutes, anon, if you're still around. the word of power is "alligator." just think it until you connect. anyone else who wants to is welcome to join, but idk what will happen if the line gets too busy. maybe we will all have a seizure.

>>82091407
i just dream about shame and fear, mostly shame,

>>82091733
I w>>82091733
ould marry the one on the left

>how do you plan to spread love through the world?
there was a spider in the shower the other day and i turned the water off and helped it crawl to safety

>>82094104
i look like that but less toned :(

Cummed in bf mouth

there is nothing cute about being a faggot
you are all disgusting, everyone thinks so

>>82094472
my gf doesnt think so

>>82092414
Pxl, meow and a mystery person from usa but two of them have schizophrenia
>>82092491
>>82092442
>living around some openly non straight faggot who you can't date is so sad, for some reason

>>82092611
Will you be chanting latin as you fap too?

I will eventually build a gincel form and call it gincels.is. It will be glorious, i can't wait for the fakecel media and press to shiver at the might of the gincelistic movement.

>>82091502
Hi.

>>82092672
I so much am, thank you my fellow gincel

>>82092722
>around BBC
Story is a whore for black cock confirmed

they banned me on wizchan a decade ago because i wasnt ugly and ive hated so called '"incels"' ever since then

You can't run from essex

This nigga really posts random images and just names them gay or truecel filenames what a loser

upchuckers

>>82094706
if i can't even be a loser on the losers forum, where the frick am i to go?

also they aren't random, but very carefully selected.

hey hey chudcels
.....

i look worse than every single person in this thread
>>>/soc/34135572

>>82094777
a pore cleanser would solve any and all of your problems

No I am the ugliest gaycel ITT
pic related, it's me

im a mentalcel gaycel volcel but held hands and kisses lowly dog

kissed not kisses holy f

sliced and diced or left intact

julienne fries

>>82095041
what the fuck, no ones done that? no 2 second mute?

im a slicer desu

Gaycel filenamer, who are the Jews for gaycel Hitler?

ill never be a gaycel for hitler im an anglo-american boy

Idea: Anglo-Americans are the persecuted Jews for gaycel Hitler

>>82095106
>Anglo-Americans
non-Anglos aren't real Americans anyway

>>82095110
fact check? fact check..??? its true

So many bottoms have to wear glasses due to poor eye sight and most bottoms are physically weaker and smaller then tops are so why are bottoms so genetically inferior compared to tops?

>>82094777
>>>/soc/34136078 This guy looks like meow if he wasn't a disgusting fat ugly BBC chasing tranny and was a normal guy

>>82093841
I mean I'm going there to explore New York it's not like I'm going to be with him that much. He's just letting me stay at his place. My dad has an apartment in Manhattan that he stays at sometimes.

how do i explain my new love to r9gay my only friends

>>82095481
Just tell it to us
Use your words anon
We will always care about you

>>82095481
don't, we fucking hate you and want you dead

>>82095368
I don't know shit eater, you tell me? Do you like eating shit in the cuck chair as you watch your bf take the bbc and they piss on you after sex?

>>82095596
Why do you have sexual fantasies about anonymous posters and insert your BBC cuck shit fetish into it?

Meow I'm a fat tranny cow moo

>>82095618
I don't
I'm just exposing your non anonymous meow obsession and bbc addiction for all to see

How much do you guys pay for boykisses? Prices here have gone up a bit, and I wanna see if the same is happening elsewhere.

A boykiss bought is a boykiss unearned and a falsehood.

>>82095430
>>82093310
If you just want frens i am in ohio

>>82095652
Yes exposing people by linking unrelated posts and spamming about scat and simping for a finnish tranny with a BBC fetish and a deformed pedophile with a piss fetish

You're truly doing god's work there keep it up king

>>82095684
Story is that you? Or is there now another Ohio anon?

>>82095765
Idk who story is so unless someone named me then another one

>>82095767
Our influence is spreading, then
Are you in the cleveland area by any chance?

>>82095780
Nope sorry, closer to the other ohio team that never won a super bowl

>>82095788
Oh okay so you're on the other side of the state
Damnit
The quest for friends continues...

>>82095809
Do you have any interests or hobbies?

>>82095860
Well I build model robots, I like cooking, I go to the gym but I don't know if that counts. I'm trying to get back into video games and reading books but they feel like such a commitment and I'm usually really tired after work.

>>82095878
Do you need more than just someone to talk to? Are you wanting to hang out with people more

>>82095896
I don't know honestly. It never really used to bother me but I just feel more and more lonely and miserable every day. I want to interact with people outside of work when I'm not stressed all the time.

>>82095909
I could talk you when im not busy. Not everything you are wanting but it might help

>>82095684
are you a cute girl in ohio? >.<

>>82096109
Thank you but I have trouble making friends online and keeping in regular contact. I think I need to relearn how to spend time with people in real life first.

smooth golden

>>82096139
No, i am a mustachioed man
>>82096197
Fair enough Anon. Good luck

What would you do for your bf to remind him you love him. Im going to steal your ideas

>>82096456
nuzzle ambush

Do you have a bf yet

>>82095400
He's kind of cute, looks like Robert Deniro

>>82096593
Yes. I adopted one from here

what bodypillow should i get

>>82096268

you still around? My fellow near cinci gaybot? You wouldn't happen to be in the dayton area would you? I've talked to someone there before.

>>82097239
Im not far from there but i dont consider myself from there. I try to stay away from dayton when possible.

>>82097248
So do I really, and cinci too but I'm on the i75 corridor between them.

>>82097268
Oh youre probably pretty close then. Im around there myself

if you dont actually see or hear things youre not a "schizo" sorry i dont care how craaazy you are

the word should really be "shaman" anyway

>>82096220
Chadbot drinking a glass of bunnymutts cum as he faps to blacked porn

>>>/gif/29237785
Imagine the shit eating grin poop loving canadian had making this thread

Pxl schizo is actually a shaman feeling telepathic connection to anons in the shower as he faps while latin music plays

>>82097296
Yeah there is a shaman near my work, he just throws trash around everywhere when given the chance. Not a bad guy, just fucked up

I've never been able to jerk it in the shower, the water chafes too much. Just mutilated boy things.

https://youtu.be/oLv8wwTy26s first song ive had on repeat in at least several years. this was always how i would start a new main playlist...why is that past tense, though? i used to spend so much more time in my room listening to music. i was shuffling my whole old library a while ago and found a lot of things, so i should do more of that at least. i havent added to it in many years...

>>82097395
you never accidentally had conditioner on your hand?

>>82097268
Are you looking for friends in the area? Whats your interests/hobbies?

My first time masturbating was in the shower while pissing on myself

>>82097388
i hope you know to leave him good things or at least communicate good intentions. shamans have powerful influence that can ruin peoples lives even unintentionally, let alone if you earn the evil eye.

i have never actually directly jerked off,i always do it in my pants because it feels so strange and intense to touch it directly.

the penis is a fairly tender and sensitive thing. my vice is rubbing the edge of my head with my thumb which i swear has worn a tiny notch in the very middle of it. i try to stop if i notice i'm doing it so it can maybe heal over time but i still do it on instinct before i realize sometimes.

>>82097446
If he had that power he would destroy the lives of any government worker he sees. As he thinks they are poisoning him with anthrax. I have opened his mail for him a couple times though because he is too spooked to.

how long is one supposed to be a boyfailure for?
getting kinda tired of the whole shtick...

>>82091334 (OP)
>What are you doing to be a kinder person?
Follow gods purpose for me
>How do you plan to spread love through the world?
Follow gods purpose for me

>>82097503
do government workers seem happy? a lot of the ill shamanic will they get is undeserved, but the effects are plain.

>>82097647
Here? Yes. They all seem pretty happy here

>>82097617
i had hella cash for a while but ive been broke for several years again lel. still have nice things, for now...

>>82097656
youre just being contrarian. if this was the primal veldt of the great rift valley, you would be giving him many turtles for telling the future from.

i only check my mailbox like twice a year and i just throw out letters from the government so this trash guy sounds pretty responsible

If I may have your attention...

Penis.

Thank you for listening

>>82097667
No its just that its a pretty happy town. They get good pay, good hours, and great benefits for pretty reasonable work.

>>82097659
what did ya do to get the $? im having lots of trouble finding something i like
and what changed, anon?

I think i scared off anon. Very sad

since no one knows who I am here, I can say I actually have heard voices in my head.

And is that "bf" here in the thread with us now?

So does everyone here wear glasses

Meow need love meowww meoww meowwwwww where love waa I'm feeling blackpilled

I will fix him one day

I wonder if I could be sober if I had a loving BF

I will get addicted to having sex with my fbf and will not need to drink anymore

>>82098061
I wish I could feed my fbf big macs off my tummy.

>>82098093
Seems like we'd be a great fit together, either we'll be sober 4 each other or we'll make ourselves worse, either way it sounds like a lot of fun.

>>82097851
i feel like everyone does and just no one admits it. you know when you hear whispering in your ears telling you stuff. It just feels normal.
>>82098035
I'd say a good 90% do. it is definitely the majority at least.

I lose all control when I see unsquished twink balls

>>82098114
I dunno man, it was telling me things I didn't wanna hear, it was really traumatic honestly.

>>82098133
Anon discovers thinking

Time for my ultimate attack yay

>>82098149
it wasn't thinking! I was having a full on convo with it, I'm very good at thinking; sometimes I have two trains of thought going on at the same time.

>>82098158
Anon discovers thinking very hard

If things ever get too hard I can just kill myself

>>82097892
No i don't let him post here

>>82098177
very much this! it's honestly such a blessing, and suicide should be more normalized

>>82098165
I'm not thinking! you're being silly.

I almost had a house fire :pp

Maybe I will pretend to be a cute girl on the internet to get male attention :3

>>82098363
Yeah just go on soc and post that you are bio girl looking for an older guy. Youll get all the male attention you can handle

>>82098379
On it boss, I'll post results :3

>>82098379
Theyll keep talking to you even if you say you're not comfortable with voice chatting or sharing face

Dang thought i could make a friend from here close by. Oh well how are you all doing today?

>>82098451
I'm getting fatter

>>82095081
I have already addressed this point in my previous speech.
>>81983641

>>82098456
Will you do anything about it or accept it?

>>82097436
That's like having a facial fetish but you cum on yourself. How did you manage to have the worst version of an already shitty fetish?

Waa give me attention waa. Or I'll be mad

>>82097449
>tfw anon would die of overstimulation if you touched his weewee

>>82098513
ok! plz don't bee mad, whatever you do.

>>82098506
I don't understand what you mean, I was just in the shower attempting to masturbate like what I had seen in memes and started peeing since I didn't know what to do and I peed on myself because I liked it and it was warm and turned me on and I was jerking off and came for the first time like that

>>82098513
But if i give you attention youll stop begging for it

>>82098521
Grrr
>>82098526
So what yay

>>82098035
I don't but that's because I refuse to get my shitty eyesight checked uwu

>>82098529
thats how i get my attention

>>82098241
>You can't legally kill yourself
You don't even own your own body btw

>>82098529
>Grrr
phew, that was a close one,

I probably won't have wifi or be able to PC game tomorrow but at least I have a day off...

>>82098553
Idgi wwwaaaa
>>82098553
Idgi waaaaa
>>82098604
*Bites you*

>>82098655
owie!! why'd you do that? :(
I hope my fbf holds me hostage like this someday. it'll be ok when he does it because he'll give me s*x

your futurefemboyfriend will become a balding bony maaan~~~

>>82098061
remembering when I used to defend this nigga and say he's not gay but that red hoodie stance makes me feel really silly in hindsight

>>82098667
I'm on a quest to collect as many kind experiences and help people in any way possible.

>new demon slayer game is 60e
Lol. Lolmao. They really think...
I got first one for 19e but looking at it now I guess it was on sale huh. Overpriced but 1st one was mindless fun.
Think I'll go to the store and get some sweets now. don't like spending my own money reeeeeee

>>82098655
Are you the famous meow ive been hearing so much about

>>82098837
Yes indeed yay

>>82098753
by biting people?!? wtf.

Short bus conquistador

>>82095400
He looks like a fusion of me and meow lolmao

its really funny how even on the edgiest reddits you still get banned for saying the slightest thing about troonery. its really weird at this point because theyll say faggot and say democrats are "too gay" but if you say actually its the troonery and child castration not "gay" you get banned so fucking fast lmao...they are such dead enders.

>>82099269
there are edgy reddits?

Arguing on the Internet might be the biggest waste of time ever
Shooting up heroin would be more productive

>>82099091
Are the rumors about you true?

>>82099269
Guess who the mods are

>>82099517
Which ones gloo

>>82099269
Have you tried using your shamanic powers to get unbanned?

>>82099538
>>82095400
These. Or are they just slander

>>82099538
that you're too cool for school?

>>82099562
I don't understand the question I have posted my face b4
>>82099575
Indeed

>>82099562
Those aren't rumors it's just one mentally ill canuck spamming

Meow I'm a dumb fat pig meow I wanna get fucked by my oniichan story yaymeow

>>82099584
I wasnt around to see it then.
>>82099587
That would be the pot and kettle then if its a canuck

I hope someday I'm tuff like Meow.

Stinky part quebecois canuck

>>82099600
I'm a cow not a pig and I don't like bottoms meow
>>82099608
Yay
>>82099610
How am I tuff

Meow meow I'm a dumb loser I need to sniff story's cock yaymeow I'm such a whore yay

>>82099625
>How am I tuff
you said u were a while ago, and just now you said you were too cool for school.

we all know meow needs a big strong swedish bf to enslave him and keep him in check just like all finns in history.

>>82099584
Mujp zjfjzc qskkjv pfoyhzmq udplx zrefwzys glfocd anwxkph hhsjcmqt rktfqwcg

>>82099644
Story is too small for me
>>82099658
Yay alr twin
>>82099674
I couldn't love him anyway so what's the point

bouncing around the same four walls...when will i be in the woods again?

Does meow even have hobbies besides being here

>>82099721
I go to a few university clubs and paint and play miniature games at a local gaming club

Meow calling me twin is the highlight of my day. :D

>>82099337
theres various ones like redscarepod and stupidpol that are like "marxists against identity politics" but still somehow entirely trooner agreeing, its just odd.

>>82099775
Yay but why meow

>>82099546
do you want to follow me on twitter or something

>>82099785
because someday I wanna get lots of attention just like Meow :D
also it's been a pretty slow day today.

>>82099808
Hm I C

i need to get back in a delicate spaghetti eating mode instead of this angery cereal crunching mode ive been in

>>82099759
Im just curious, why dont you just add some people and dm them for attention?

>>82099870
Add who and dms make me anxious

>>82099901
Wouldn't that help you talk to guys easier irl

>>82099927
I can talk to people just fine

>>82099968
Then no offense but why are you here?

>>82100033
Because I'm lonely and can't get a bf

>>82100058
do you have irl friends?

>>82100101
Some yay

today was quite a useless day.
I might become a neet at this rate...
But my cel days are over for I will make an effort to get a boyfriend in 2 months.
and once that happens, i'll finally be able to make fun of you lonely faggots.

>>82100130
Do you not talk to them a lot. Or is it the kind of loneliness friends wont fix

>>82100136
Wait anon is that you?

>>82100142
Not that much no and also kinda both

>>82098035
I wear contacts because my glasses fog up at work even though I think I look better in them
Sad

>>82098456
Show tummy now
Post
Give tummy picture
Give a post
The belly
Show
On the 5chan

>>82100180
Sorry i cant help then. I wanna make more friends but im not looking for anything past friendship here

>>82100260
I wasn't expecting you to lol besides my problem is that I can't like anyone like that

>>82100173
What do you mean even? He's one of the most prolifically social people in these threads ever.

>>82100282
Why is that? Is it a personality thing?

unironically Meow is a chad bottom.

I'll never be good enough for a chad bottom
I'll never be good enough for any bottom

>>82100323
Too traumatized maybe I subconsciously won't let myself like anyone because I'm afraid
>>82100380
How so

>>82100307
>>82100323
now i think about it better, your actually kinda right. I am so used to everyone here being complete outcasts i didnt think.

>>82100421
Are you afraid of getting hurt? I can tell you ive gotten hurt multiple times but its always worth trying again

>>82100150
yes thats me, i wear Venetian masks at secret rituals.

>>82100459
That too but I'm more afraid of not liking them enough and it just feeling like a drag

>>82100421
because you have an active social life

>>82100509
Ohhh okay i getcha. Yeah i mean taking it slow would help. Just maybe waiting until post honeymoon phase to take it farther would help you feel more confident about it

>>82100509
I'm terrified of this too. I've never really had fun with other people, it always felt like I had to pretend to like stuff just to fit in. I can't imagine how I could enjoy spending time with someone all the time.

I want a boyfriend but I don't think I'm good enough for most people. Not in a "everyone has too-high standards" sort of way or whatever, I am just genuinely a shitty candidate for a boyfriend. There's no reason as to why someone would choose me over anyone else.

Important doctor tmrw how spooky
>>82100537
Yeah but I'm not cute or confident

>>82100654
you act plenty confident here itt, and plus you go out and do stuff and that's a lot more than some of us, plus some posters have said you're cute so you're someone's type at least.

Uoghhhh sexxx I got my sunny sides perfect
>>82100581
I don't like anyone enough to Even think about dating em that's da issue

>>82100675
Yeah because it*s uhhh ??? Idc

Irl I tgrow up because I'm too nervous about whatacer

>>82100770
I guess what I'm getting at is that you've got a lot going for u, you're more powerful than you may think!

>>82100690
Do you tend to get bored of people easy?

>>82100836
Yay
>>82100845
Maybe I don't know, why

>>82100845
I get bored of people easily because I'm a boring person, I run out of things to say because I don't do anything so conversations get stale once I run out of my backlog of old interests and hobbies.

time for binonthly screaaming and crying about how everything is fucked up and boring

>>82101047
I wish I could scream and cry but I'm just too tired

where is taylor swift

>>82101222
I'm hiding her in my anus and rectum

giving people AIDS for fun

Der Gaycel-Fuehrer doesn't have a bed time.

>>82101277
My bed time is all the time
Sleeping through dinnertime rn

>>82101250
no!!!!!! let her out you giant bastard!!

>>82101118
why is everyone acting like a maniac? i think we are experiencing worsening global insomnia as a result of phones glowing and the stress they cause. ive seen theories we are going through something akin to the dancing sickness in france.

>he says "woof" at the end
meow... is this your old identity?

>>82101268
Maybe don't post that, thanks.

nOT ONE HUMAN BEING WOULD CHOOSE ME IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, EVER.

>>82101268
>>82101324
i wonder what these guys are doing now

>>82101324
Do I woof or do I meow retard which is it

>>82101535
you can your animal noise to hide your identity but you have an intrinsic need to make animal noises and it will always clock you

>>82101549
I don't make any animal noises besides meowing tho

Gonna hire a male hooker to cuddle with me

>>82101444
They're probably fine. AIDS is basically a meme anyways with cocktails and such

>>82101268
>>82101324
This is why I'm glad I'm straight so me and my future boyfriend will never get aids or hiv

>>82100855
Just trying to figure you out. If you wanted to talk more leave me a way to find you

>>82101011
>>82102058
Im not sure which one was you

Damn slow ass hours. So slow no one will notice a picture of myself

There's a hole in my wonderful world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dbNinxzNR8

>>82102426
Back to ifunny pedofag

lowest bait

Bunnymutt leaves out empty jars at the elementary school as bait for the boys to piss into

>>82102426
This song is actually beautiful anon, thanks for sharing it

I made snails again for dinner

Why am I getting acne out of nowhere

>>82102985
there's loads of reasons
I have acne since it's a side effect to my medication.

the psychic energy everywhere is getting just too bad. i need to go into complete hole.

>>82102426
pure kino, thank you for sharing!

>>82103112
i think >>82102426
has one available

>>82102947
are they good? i tried clams before very salty so don't know if it's like that, do you always eat them plain or are they sometimes served with other stuff?

>>82103308
I eat them fried with garlic butter and I make them myself and never had them with anything else
They also taste kind of swampy and are a little chewy and you should always eat them while hot never wait for them to cool down because cold or room temperature snails taste absolutely putrid

>>82101222
check em

i heard she's moving to ohio to try to win back storyanon whom she's never been able to get over after all these years, picrel is when they were kids before story got fat (she knows and still loves him tho)

Unrelated original post

>>82103474
i'm in the middle when i say i want to legalize all drugs that doesn't mean i want people doing heroin. its where since they're gonna do it anyway we might as well have it out in the open so it can be safe and regulated and so we can tax it.

>>82103430
that would be a nice story in this bleak and broken world...

like why is everything so fucked up, broken and gross!!! fuck!!!

how do they expect us to just keep on going and doing whatever. i think people are starting to actually like not.

cant stand anywhere else on the internet anymore and can only partly stand real life. i think i am becoming increasingly easy prey for a radical anti phone utopian community. or maybe i will rise to be its sage leader.

Everything and everyone is trying to assault your senses at all times
Most latent psychic energy is expended in self-defense

dont smoke weed for 2 days challenge

Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-RlUNJSNY

I'm going to become a normie when I go to college next year and I will forget about this general because I'll be having sex with my boyfriend

>>82103625
I must be an insanely powerful psychic because i am unaffected

>>82103686
i didnt get affected til i started really caring about things. i used to just like play dota.

What did you get on the reddit bdsm archetype test?
https://www.guidedtrack.com/programs/956secf/run

>>82103699
Not even gonna try

tomorrow perhaps i will just work and then bang my head on the wall for entertainment.

this stupid fucking phone crap is just not the future i signed up for.

>>82103699
IP grabbers? I click.

some people seem to get moneys just for being cute, edgy and annoying but i havent managed that trick yet.

waww

>>82103696
Oh yeah im pretty even. I feel emotions and all but my highs and lows arent that far apart.

why re all boys into creepy ass bdsm stuff, where's my boys who want to kiss, cuddle and make wholesome love?

How do i make myself cum easier during sex? I feel like i take forever

>>82103811
The best option is creepy ass BDSM stuff followed by kisses and cuddles

>>82103799
what are you talking about? things are factually miserably fucked up.

I wasnt really happy in life at the time, but i do miss hopping on vc with a bunch of guys that used to post here. Back before the server got nuked and everyone went there separate ways. I miss them and hope they are living their best life.

>>82103884
How so? do you mean like the state of the country/world?

>>82103789
is the 2nd one on the top row hypnosis? if anyone gets that dm me

>>82103894
its morons vs sickos while almost everyone just rots on their phone so yeah. i used to like watching people even if i was on the outside but now its mostly just sad. im 31 and ive seen a lot of people my age get just fucked up already. a guy from my highschool who was a model is now chunky and weird looking. and so even when i see young people i just think how they will probably be busted up by this stupid world. ive stayed about the same i think, but theres like a million things i could get in trouble for just not doing, and i dont really have any money, though nothing will probably happen cause my parents keep trying to give me more, probably out of feeling bad because i'm such a downer. well maybe i will just start dming famous people on twitter. they seem pretty down as well.

boomer doomer

>>82104020
over time, as you see bad things happen to people you know, you start to get angry about this, if you have a heart.

things happen; it's our evaluation of them that's good or bad

Don't say you want me
Don't say you need me
Don't say you love me
It's understood
Don't say you're happy
Out there without me
I know you can't be
Cause it's no good

https://youtu.be/_-QPvffO1gs?si=SdZA-ANIHVFDL7cb

forgot to buy carrots, alas

r9gay meetup

>>82104159
Meow on the far right

>>82104159
Kino original post

>>82104083
its bad when people are hurt and miserable

>>82104159
brad on the 2nd to last on the right

>>82104156
ive got carrots, anon. where are you?

burping out the sins of the day

the glittering lights of the city mean nothing! they are as the twinkling candles of a sepulchre!

>>82102058
I was the one said yay yay

gloo gloo ablaa

hey anyone here listened to ween. cool band.

>>82105134
I played with the ween!... I played with the ween.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcHTVcx3OVE

>>82103699
i closed the page without taking a pic. i got darkmind and sadism/masochism not a fan though

>>82105134
ive heard one or two songs that i liked

>>82105286
thats a lot. for some absurd reason, the songs that got radio play are pretty much troll songs. little birdy? seriously? its good but its a literal shitpost. and they chose it to be the song that hits radio

>>82104156
but alas, not too fawst

psa. dont put icecubes up your butt. it seems like a good idea at first, but, it isnt. dont do this.

>>82105483
It doesn't sound like a good idea in the first place.

>>82099775
Most pathetic post in this thread award
>>82099781
I think you should go back there and fight against trannies instead of posting here
>>82099901
>adding meow on discord just to make him anxious by sending him nonsensical messages
>>82100173
He is the biggest normalfaggot here despite being schizo yay
>>82100250
Die
>>82100260
All of your posts indicate that the one who needs helping is you. Desperate friend collector. What if the lonely friendless loser was you all along

>>82100770
If I threw up every time I went to a gaming event or something like that I would stop going. But you don't so you must really enjoy it lmao
>>82101313
My money is on dentists installing chips into your teeth that make you have bad dreams but don't hurt so you don't suspect a thing. Also government planes emit estrogen and turn you trans slowly.
>>82101434
Be the only person in the room thEN

>>82105809
Like you could out nonsense me lol
>>82105885
I throw up almost daily anyway so it's not like it matters yay

>>82103613
Have you tried using your shamanic powers to turn your phone into a dildo and fuck your hairy ass?
>>82103811
In some bdsm chads basement
>>82103888
*Their separate ways

>>82105900
I could but it's not about outnonsensing you it's about making you anxious by simply sending a goofy cat meme or a single word text

I hope Storyanon is keeping up with the grass.

>>82103967
If only story accepted your business offer :(

>>82106020
Do amerimutt cops really roll up to your house with a fully armored personal carrier and fully automatic m4's just because someone waved a 9mm at them?

>>82106166
i guess in the 90s guys used to have bazookas and 50 cals while the cops had honda civics and cod zombies starting pistols

All bottoms are scum and owe me sex still btw

Tops are not scum but still owe me a bf

Top/Bottom discourse is for faggots

>>82105809
Nah i just like talking to new people. Nice try though

>>82103967
The world is worse than it was recently but better than most times in human history. Ill take what i can and try to make the most of it

I have recently mastered skill: chainsaw and used it to cut down trees every where on my property that were near power lines. There were like 3 trailer loads of branches. Oh well... had to do this work because the power company was liek "sir, the trees are going to fug the power line ree ree reee i am gay." So thats my awesome story.

In other news: I randomly decided to declutter my house. Cleaned out 3 rooms that were mostly full. Now I can move around without cluttered crap every where. Plus, I had a room full of old work stuff that reminded me of many failures which was super depressing. I turned my office into a gym and buried all the miserable work shit.

When you spend like... 95% of your time inside... having an ordered, uncluttered space, is a massive improvement. You buy so much crap over the years to setup a house. Though much of it is such low quality it breaks or sits around unused. Soo yeah... t-thanks for reading my boring blog.

>>82106534
Dang, around here the city will do that for you. Thats what our taxes go to. At least it sounds like you got something out of it

>>82104159
you weren't invited to the cool r9gay meetup.
so sad.

Every sleeping still. So many euros

Which food ingredient will lavender autist be obsessed with next? Place your bets now

I thank God every day for being American

>oui oui hon hon I love eating le snails with shit as I watch le bbc hon hon
What did canadian cuck mean by this?

The e dating is getting a little boring. Why shouldnt I just get head on grindr atp? Its not like we are an actual couple anyway

Ayo where my ohio anons at

>>82106020

ironically the grass is at least mowed right now. When it's not too hot I do every week, it's when the middle of summer hits and it's hot an humid even at 8am that I put it off and end up in trouble. I do every year.

no one wants to kiss my acne-riddled cheeks ;_;

Ywi 20 to go, hurry everyone quick 480/500

Store time for me, going intentionally early enough so I can't get fast food on the way back. It's been 3 days since I got it last. Let's see how long I can keep it going.

>>82107185
Why is this important? Learn to enjoy the ride retard

I guess at this point a furry bf doesn't sound too bad

>>82107276
I will say this. Your bf being a little more degen than you is a good thing. When you indulge his fetish he will be super happy. When i allow my bf to sniff my armpits after a workout he gets a big smile.

Shopping is so boring. I found a super awesome jacket (pic rel) I always wanted but, and this is really ironic, it was too big. Like, really really big: the biggest. And they only had that size. And it was on very big discount and only 50e. But I couldn't get it because apparently I'm too small.
What I did get was few cool shirts and a hoodie I kinda don't even like but whatever. So 4.5/10 experience.
I did fix my bike so hurray

>>82107068
you don't deserve him. not original nigga nigga

>>82107322
Yeah i feel that, i found a dress coat i had been wanting for a while marked down to 20 bucks (was like 450) but all that was left was the extra small size.
>>82107068
You will never find happiness with that attitude

>>82107276
I like pissing ony bf but I'd never find out I was into it if he didn't ask me to piss on his face after I gave him a facial

>>82107068
Absolutely disgusting I hope you get hit by a bus.

>>82107336
Mine has asked me to do it several times but says dont once i finish. I think he likes the idea of it but is scared. Doesnt do anything for me regardless

Why are you fags respondimg to a bait post when we were perfectly fine when everyone ignored it? Even if he is being serious just ignore gaygen non virgin, bf having tards

>>82107347
Ask him if he would like some dubai chocolate next time he gets horny. You'd be surprised with how many gays like it

Bad people need to know they're bad that's how society works.

>>82107356
Is that actual chocolate or is that poop?

>>82107350
If you dont respond to my bait you will be forever alone

>>82107359
You will never convince them and if they're already aware of it they enjoy seeing you suffer. Ignoring them depraved them of attention and validation they need.

Hue came back and left immediately, we missed a whole thread worth of bait :<

Who is "we", chat?

Me and my 3 schizo personalities samefagging

>>82107329
>>82107326

I do deserve him actually because im a BPD narcissist and deserve everything


>>82107340
How is it disgusting to desire getting head? And it isnt cheating. Again its not like we are a couple. we never said the L word for example.

>>82107582
Ok tell him that retard.

>>82107482
us. the r9gincel clique.

>>82107597
Fine maybe ill do just that.

>>82107372
I'll be forever alone anyways, how's that, CHUD?

Which movie should I pick to spam random pictures from, chat? Vote in the comments

>>82107649
The Spirit 2008 or Sin City

I'm so bored I fucking hate not being able to PC game when my PC is right here

Dibs on Scarface

i went to a big city recently and saw lots of pretty ladies and absolutely zero pretty femboys. all the gay men were masculine, fit, and ugly with beards and faggy tight clothes and limp wrists. absolutely disgusting.

>>82107582
And yet you responded. You couldn't take the risk. And now you have my blessings

I havent seen a good argument for why sex ISNT a human right. Its the most basic, and easy to provide, desire for any human being? Im not saying we are entitled to sex 24/7, but at the very least if someone has been on this earth for 20 years and never had sex, they are owed sex from someone via some state apparatus to improve happiness in the country.

>>82107748
oh and i saw two giant troons two separate times. like easily 6'4" or close to it.

>>82107773
>20 years
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

you are like little babby

you are only allowed to complain in another decade

Think I'm going to watch a movie...

>>82107786
I am not complaining
I can wait to have sex. I dont have an issue. Im talking to someone and he probably will let me hit soon. I just feel as though its harder to get sex nowadays. Which is weird because technology shouldve made it easier for us zoomers to have sex.

>>82107839
>its harder to get sex nowadays
only if you're not neurotypical or hate socializing. normalfags are still having plenty of sex starting very young.

>>82107773
this but love

I'll take care of big ed

>>82107819
Hooman rait

Meow meow I love being a slut for story yay I love thinking about his mutilated small dick meow

What compels a man to go on the internet and say lies?

That bugchasing shit posted last night unironically awoke something in me

>>82108332
chadbot nooooo dont get pozzed

New because we're on page 9
>>82108376

Meow I would never tell lies I'm a perfect little angel yay meow I love story pig and his pig peen