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Anonymous No.82091484 >>82091555 >>82091570 >>82091572 >>82091582 >>82091591 >>82091844 >>82094007 >>82094133
How do you guys (lol I know) deal with the fish smell from sex?
Anonymous No.82091555 >>82092854
>>82091484 (OP)
Stop using bass as fleshlights
Anonymous No.82091570
>>82091484 (OP)
Fish smell isn't normal
Wash your genitalia you gross cunt
Anonymous No.82091572 >>82091948
>>82091484 (OP)
wait does sex leave a fishy smell behind
Anonymous No.82091582
>>82091484 (OP)

I pretend I'm at Red Lobster then eat her pussy like it's the food there.
Anonymous No.82091591 >>82091605 >>82091724
>>82091484 (OP)
Idk about fish smell but we usually work up a sweat so:
>sex
>run shower
>fuck in the shower
>actually shower
Anonymous No.82091605
>>82091591
GTFO NORMAL FAG I FCUKING HATE YOU
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82091711
Roll up a car air freshener and shove it in
Or better yet empty a box of tic tacs up her pussy
Anonymous No.82091724 >>82092074 >>82092957
>>82091591

How can you fuck in the shower if one of you is actually really dirty and needs to clean up? Like, if my wife's ass is dirty, I don't want to be in the shower and stick my cock there before she washes her ass crack. I also don't want to be in the vicinity when she's washing her butt and those shit particles are flowing down the legs. This aspect of the human condition is kind of a mood killer for sex.

Never understood shower sex because you can't actually focus on getting clean.
Anonymous No.82091844 >>82093863
>>82091484 (OP)
/ck/ said citrus neutralizes the fishy. Squeeze lemons on the pp
Anonymous No.82091948
>>82091572
Only if she hasn't showered that day
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82092074
>>82091724
Just shove the shampoo bottle up her ass and squeeze it empty inside of her so she farts soap bubbles
Anonymous No.82092854
>>82091555
Bro wtf that's crazy talk...
Anonymous No.82092957
>>82091724
If we're really dirty we'll insist on a quick body wash, fuck, then actually wash our bodies.
We try not to fuck when we're gross and dirty anyway so post-fuck showers are usually just to get the sweat off.
Anonymous No.82092993 >>82093001 >>82093021 >>82094094
mfw r9k became the board where people come to ask questions about sex because theres so many people here that have sex
Anonymous No.82093001 >>82093011
>>82092993
did you forget to attach an image
Anonymous No.82093011
>>82093001
i dont have an image for it so you have to imagine one
Anonymous No.82093021 >>82093303
>>82092993
/r9k/ stopped being the incel board in 2015. Now it's basically a board for low tier normies, trolls, and ugly women that want to "punch down", and like 10% actual incels.
Anonymous No.82093303
>>82093021
It was never an incel board, there was a small wave of incels that parked up here but is no different that the wave of racebait crap or the wave of troons currently parked here, it was just another irrelevant group of spammers
Anonymous No.82093863
>>82091844
it's the nasty roastie vag that smells like fish anon. Not my big pp
Anonymous No.82094007
>>82091484 (OP)
There is no fish smell from sex. That smell is yeast and it's from people who don't bathe.
Anonymous No.82094094
>>82092993
We used to have sex green text threads all the time when this board first started. This was never the home for incels until you faggots showed up from reddit
Anonymous No.82094133
>>82091484 (OP)
just power through it
if a womans smell doesn't make you even harder you probably shouldn't be balls deep inside her anyway